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Here comes another summer of un-air conditioned hell.... (imgur.com)

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[–]False_Nutmeg 100 points101 points ago

He looks so gooey!

I would force my love on that dog and he's so gooey the cuddles would just flop everywhere..

[–]Solid364 112 points113 points ago

You give me cause for concern

[–]False_Nutmeg 33 points34 points ago

He just looks like he would smear. Like a semi-melted gummy bear after someone slipped on it.

I would like to roll in that gummy smear.

[–]Solid364 31 points32 points ago

....well...that's different

[–]Apostolate 9 points10 points ago

would force my love on that dog

No one is concerned with this...

[–]PushThatFatKid 19 points20 points ago

Actually Solid364 is. He explicitly stated such. It just happened.

[–]imagesandkeys 0 points1 point ago

You must not hang out on r/aww very much.

[–]trollingconservative 12 points13 points ago

French bulldogs get heat exhaustion really easily. These dogs should not be outside for a long amount of time, especially without water.

http://www.vixbull.com/en/french-bulldog-care

[–]modsherearefags 9 points10 points ago

what the fuck do you want me to do, let them indoors?

[–]Midlothianer 10 points11 points ago

Hooray for retarded breeders! Your dog can barely breath, eat, or clean itself? Who cares! Listen to the cute snuffling noise it makes as it desperately tries to not die!

Getting a French bulldog was the worst thing I've ever done. Like most pedigree breeds it needs to be left to die out, or mixed, or something.

[–]ox_raider 3 points4 points ago

Sucks for you man... I own one. Best dog I've had.

[–]chunky__dolphin 1 point2 points ago

My frenchie is totally capable, don't know what blackmarket breeder you got yours from. She's also got the best personality of an breed out there, most french bulldogs do too. All breeds have problems, hello. Part of pet ownership

[–]Midlothianer 1 point2 points ago

If your dog doesn't suffer from overheating and breathing problems (dogs really shouldn't make that snuffling noise 24/7) then it is in the vast minority. The whole world of pedigree dogs is fucked up- this was anything but a black market dealer. These are breed wide traits.

[–]Bonestown 1 point2 points ago

My french bulldog is awesome. Sucks that you had some issues.

[–]ailee43 7 points8 points ago

Yeah....... you're not I_RAPE_DOGS

[–]False_Nutmeg 21 points22 points ago

My cuddles aren't sexual...they're just smothering.

[–]kareemabduljabbq 4 points5 points ago

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3po8ux/

[–]davecm010 88 points89 points ago

that's a nice clean shot of your dog's gaping butthole.

[–]dhaft88 24 points25 points ago

;{D

[–]mastersprinkles 3 points4 points ago

Must have developed it as an extra ventilation for those summers of un-air conditioned hell.

[–]iLoveYP 6 points7 points ago

I laughed harder than i probably should have.

[–]vrrrr 2 points3 points ago

I think you laughed with an appropriate amount of hardness.

[–]kungfutitties 9 points10 points ago

your dog's butthole is hilarious

[–]supergamer9 17 points18 points ago

They say tomorrow's gonna be hotter...

[–]LittleOni 5 points6 points ago

"......" "Cool." :D

Goddamn, I hated that fucking commercial...

[–]acatalinar 4 points5 points ago

i knew that commerical by heart :/

[–]MaxPowerzs 4 points5 points ago

Almost everyone who grew up in the 90s does too.. :P

[–]tomarytirar 2 points3 points ago

Uhngaaagh!

[–]4danno 0 points1 point ago

Instant nostalgia

[–]Not_Good_With_Words 4 points5 points ago

You're not done power washing that deck yet?

[–]Apostolate 0 points1 point ago

Now I remember how into power washing everyone suddenly was. As if they were just bandwagoning along...

[–]bmacna12 4 points5 points ago

Looks like Stitch! (Lilo and Stitch)

[–]CalliopesSong 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmdx7C_R6rA

[–]azdak 33 points34 points ago

set aside $30 from each paycheck. In four paychecks, you can buy an air conditioner. It's not hard. Smoke less weed.

[–]LloydBentsen 31 points32 points ago

And then it would no longer be Summer.

[–]modsherearefags 1 point2 points ago

Summer has not begun, starts in a week or so, one month from now is prime 'buy my used ac unit, I need crank time' in my area. It is very easy to have a unit delivered to somebodies house for a little bit effort. If I need an ac unit I would buy coffee filters, paint thinner and some over the counter medicine. Find an ac repair man or women and say "i got some shake and bake I need an ac unit".

Crack works too.

[–]azdak -2 points-1 points ago

If you live in finland? Fine set aside $60 from each paycheck. Bottom line is that window AC units are not prohibitively expensive unless you're in college, in which case, stay cool with beer.

[–]demoncarcass 0 points1 point ago

I'm in college, I bought a window a/c unit last summer. If you're working in the summer $200 for an air conditioner isn't expensive and well worth it IMO.

[–]azdak 0 points1 point ago

shit dude I bought mine for $120

[–]demoncarcass 0 points1 point ago

Well I needed an 8,000 BTU unit for my room, and those were about $200 at Wal-Mart. The 5,000 BTU one I had for my room wasn't quite cutting it (I hate hot weather, and I really prefer it below 68), even though that one was only about $100.

[–]azdak 0 points1 point ago

ah gocha. microscopic NYC bedroom=microscopic AC unit

[–]demoncarcass 0 points1 point ago

Makes sense. My BR is upwards of 160 sq ft.

[–]chuggles 8 points9 points ago

Do air conditioners run on good intentions?

[–]modsherearefags 3 points4 points ago

Nope, they cost more to run then you will spend on it.

[–]FizzBitch 0 points1 point ago

Indeed... The electric bill over one sumer will be about 2-3 times the cost of the unit.

[–]octobereighth 6 points7 points ago

In OPs defense, some people legit can't do this. At the end of the month, when I'm done paying my bills (car, car insurance, some cc debt from years ago, student loans) and the few things I need to survive (food + gas for the car + Rx), I have $17 left over. And I have a decently well-paying job. Fortunately I live rent free or I'd be boned.

Actually, what I should say is fortunately I live rent free in a condo with central A/C. BOO YAH.

[–]schplat 12 points13 points ago

I would say that's not decently well paying, or well paying at all, if you have next to nothing left over after bills (and you don't even pay rent).

[–]BranchedOut 0 points1 point ago

The votes on this are showing 12|0. Even Reddit's obfuscating algorithm won't give this post a downvote.

I have upwards of $2200 in bills, including rent. I have a decently-well paying job and have far more than $17 left.

And I just bought a window unite for $150 off of Amazon. C'mon now.

[–]octobereighth 0 points1 point ago

38k a year + benefits? I consider that paying decently well (considering the fact that before this I was making $9 an hour, no benefits). What can I say, I have a lot of student loans (112k atm, going down every month!)

[–]headzoo 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, that's plain heinous. There's no reason a 21-22 year old should already have over the hundred grand of debt sitting on their shoulders. They might as well hand out shovels at graduation so you can start digging your own grave.

[–]octobereighth 1 point2 points ago

IKR? The problem is the average person is like 17 or 18 when he or she makes the decision whether or not to take out loans. My mother is completely disabled, my father is completely out of the picture, so no parental support. All 17-year-old me knew was if I signed this paperwork, a magical check would appear every year and pay for my school. 17-year-old me had no idea what being 120k in debt would be like.

If I could go back and do it all over again, man, I probably would have tried working for 4 or 5 years first (I did have 4-5 jobs during college, but nothing super substantial) and then going to school. But hey, I'm not homeless, and in like 10 years I'm suddenly going to feel like a millionaire when I get to actually keep all the money I earn.

[–]PandaK00sh 0 points1 point ago

What kind of air conditioner are you buying with $120? You sure you're talking about refrigerated units and not hand-me-down swamp coolers?

[–]Falcorsc2 0 points1 point ago

you can get a 5-6k btu air conditioner for 100-180 at the most

[–]PandaK00sh 0 points1 point ago

A refrigerated unit? Meaning, is it charged with a refrigerant (R22, R134, etc) o is it an evaporative unit?

Edit: These split system, ductless units are similar to models we install when clients ask for something for specific zone conditioning.

This is another example but is an off-shoot, cheapo brand that I'd buy with caution.

I'd love to see a refrigerated split system unit for $120, it'd help our business out a bit.

[–]basmith7 3 points4 points ago

I imagine un-air looking more like this.

[–]slupo 10 points11 points ago

The meme is strong with this one... behold... DEPRESSED DOG:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3po8xr/

[–]guffeyGF 1 point2 points ago

eh..

[–]condensedmic 0 points1 point ago

Love it.

[–]ailee43 6 points7 points ago

why does your dog have no tail. This confuses me greatly.

[–]jonosvision 25 points26 points ago

He lost it in Guam. Just look at his eyes, that dog's seen some things.

[–]octobereighth 2 points3 points ago

In the US some dogs have their tails "docked," or chopped off, when they are a few days old.

The explanation I was given is that back when dogs used to be used for stuff other than karma (like working in fields, helping with hunting and tracking), the tail would get caught on thorns and other things and the dog would get hurt. So they would chop the tails off. Now we just do it out of habit.

I think it's illegal in Europe, right?

[–]cielsong 1 point2 points ago

It's a French Bulldog, they're born like that. While some breeds do indeed get their tails docked there are quite a few with natural bobtails.

[–]octobereighth 0 points1 point ago

TIL!

[–]Detry 0 points1 point ago

It's illegal in the UK except for legit working dogs, it varies in other parts of Europe.

[–]ASlinkitySound 0 points1 point ago

A disgusting "habit," IMO. From, an American.

[–]UnexpectedSchism 0 points1 point ago

It melted off.

[–]kerr0058 10 points11 points ago

but I am le tired....

[–]_Jake93 11 points12 points ago

Well, have a nap. ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

[–]TehSlippy 5 points6 points ago

'Bout that time eh chaps?

[–]BigZim 0 points1 point ago

I understand your reference

[–]etcetera101 11 points12 points ago

As per my usual rule, I upvote any post with dogs... Upvote for you!

[–]moonsunmoon 18 points19 points ago

Any post?

[–]drsebaz 3 points4 points ago

OH GOD WHY.

...AND CAPSLOCK

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

NOW I know where they got the inspiration for Gozer's hellhounds.

[–]etcetera101 1 point2 points ago

Damn it, any post...

[–]Gawaintheovensafetin 2 points3 points ago

Come to the south coast of England, I got home and had to turn the heating on it was so cold.

[–]seanmcgpa 0 points1 point ago

I hate you.

[–]8Cowboy 2 points3 points ago

You can't beat a Frenchy. So much personality squished into such a thick little package.

[–]Darren1337 0 points1 point ago

You can beat my thick little package though

[–]8Cowboy 0 points1 point ago

Good one buddy.

[–]Golden-Calf 8 points9 points ago

Careful with the little guy, Brachycephalic dogs are very prone to heat stroke. Make sure he has a fan, shade, and lots of cool water, otherwise you're going to be looking at a vet bill significantly more expensive than an air conditioner (or a dead dog).

[–]whatitslike 5 points6 points ago

If you have s brachycephalic dog ad don't actualy have air conditioning you are a sick bastard.

[–]x_x_x_x_x 3 points4 points ago

What happened to its tail?

[–]cielsong 4 points5 points ago

It's a French Bulldog, they're born with tails like that, nothing cut off.

[–]modsherearefags 4 points5 points ago

In america we chop dog tails off and take pictures for internet points.

[–]LenBias34 1 point2 points ago

It's so hot that Frenchie is starting to melt ...

[–]MemeTLDR 1 point2 points ago

GIMME DAT FRENCH

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 1 point2 points ago

"Hey dad we gonna fix the old wiring so we can get individual a/c units in our rooms without blowing a fuse this year? I'll help." "What, yeah, maybe?" EVERY YEAR! Upvote for you because I know your pain

[–]evilpterodactyl 1 point2 points ago

You should post this to r/frogdogs. Our poor little frenchies suffer in the heat don't they :(

[–]mog_knight 1 point2 points ago

"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air." -Azrael. It is true beyond words. I <3 my central air.

[–]SigmaStigma 1 point2 points ago

I have never owned a car with working AC. It's hell. Sweaty, sweaty, hell.

[–]abbygirl 0 points1 point ago

I know your pain. My car is so old that my dad can't fix it, so someone has to take it in to get it fixed, which no one wants to do. I also have manual windows, so going anywhere in the summer is complete and utter hell.

[–]agreezalot 1 point2 points ago

I love the color of your painted porch - almost worth not having air conditioning.

[–]CaptainEarlobe 1 point2 points ago

Where's his tail?

[–]Thor4269 1 point2 points ago

Try living in Arizona without A/C

[–]titanoftime 1 point2 points ago

do mods not delete these reposts O.o? like...every...other....day....

[–]KingTurkey2012 1 point2 points ago

Just a reminder to all you pet owners to take extra consideration when leaving your pets unattended this summer.

There have been 2 cases in Toronto thus far regarding animal negligence.

Case 1: http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1209346--dog-died-in-parked-car-couple-face-cruelty-charge

Case 2: http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1209494--dog-found-locked-in-hot-car-at-sherway-gardens-mall

Cue Sarah McCocklin music: Every year exactly 3 pets die by irresponsible owner. Your gift of just $1 a day to my paypal account can help us avert this epidemic.

Thanks!

[–]hero0fwar 1 point2 points ago

after saving them from the polar bear, he flew off into the sky and was never seen again

also this post has been cross posted to /r/photoshopbattles, here is the link if you want to see more shops

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

Well yeah, if you are outside it will most likely not be air-conditioned.

[–]Japock 0 points1 point ago

His butthole is so inviting.

[–]AnAlpaca 0 points1 point ago

I did no air conditioning on the 3rd floor of an old Victorian house the previous 2 years in a row and it was hell. Best believe Im pumping that A/C in my new house allllll night.

[–]headzoo 0 points1 point ago

How did you even sleep at night? I've been on the third floor of an old house like that, and it was an oven.

[–]AnAlpaca 0 points1 point ago

two box fans in the windows and one directly on me about 3 feet away. it was still the worst.

[–]derkmaster 0 points1 point ago

DAWWW

[–]neverendingninja 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsEQEPUJP8M&feature=player_embedded

[–]Tools4toys 0 points1 point ago

I swear he's the real live model for Stimpy - from Ren and Stimpy, definitely not the scrawny chihuahua, Ren.

[–]Fuckyousantorum 0 points1 point ago

Personal neck fan- allows you to keep cool and look it too(!):

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B003L08IKU/ref=aw_d_cr_home-garden?qid=1339437801&sr=8-2

[–]dud908 0 points1 point ago

that should be on r/aww

[–]Riders_of_Lohan 0 points1 point ago

No...its been reposted there even more than here...

[–]Frogtastik 0 points1 point ago

How do you condition 'un-air'?

[–]lionzmane 0 points1 point ago

Sweet mother of god this just reconfirmed my absolute need for a French bulldog.

[–]ara_p 0 points1 point ago

That's beyond cute.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Haha try having no air conditioning with the exhaust of this bad boy creeping through your entire home!

[–]ElGoorf 0 points1 point ago

we can swap houses. nothing but rain in england >.<

[–]we_say_fuckthat 0 points1 point ago

Put that on a bun for me, will you?

[–]JohnnyCashed 0 points1 point ago

That is a fucking adorable dog. I don't say that lightly

[–]blueyb 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god! Stop feeding that Chihuahua twinkies!

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

I know that feeling. I don't deal with the heat very well, myself. I'm more of a Winter person.

[–]stallscribble 0 points1 point ago

So this is what reddit has become. Wonderful

[–]tehwoods 0 points1 point ago

Is he dead?

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

Jake?

[–]aliendanceparty 0 points1 point ago

Balcells? Eres tu?

[–]pstuckey 0 points1 point ago

thankfully i live in a belowground basement. always cool and nice.

[–]septimus379 0 points1 point ago

They're dropping like flies!!

[–]plamb813 0 points1 point ago

What did I tell you about that planking?!?

[–]Clerk57 0 points1 point ago

"Tired I am. Lie down I must."

[–]f00dninja 0 points1 point ago

This thing http://www.amazon.com/Coolware-Personal-Cooling-System/dp/B003L08IKU

[–]PatSayJack 0 points1 point ago

New desktop background.

[–]jal0001 0 points1 point ago

Upvote if the dogs asshole is the first thing you noticed

[–]cccpmachacker 0 points1 point ago

CATS OR GTFO

[–]Aaawwiful 0 points1 point ago

Soo cute awhh.

[–]w1nst0n 0 points1 point ago

Considering I'm nude 76.85% of the time, I should be good.

[–]turdodine 0 points1 point ago

boxer / hamster cross?

[–]kurbstomp2984 0 points1 point ago

Mein gott

[–]GreenSpleen6 0 points1 point ago

Just moved to Portland from Phoenix.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

why not air condition?

[–]boradush 0 points1 point ago

Your Summer is pathetic. If you don't have Air Con here during Summer... You die.

[–]basmith7 5 points6 points ago

I just thought of an amazing movie where Nicholas Cage is an AC repair man, but he does a poor job and over charges people. I can't think of what to call it though.

[–]vote100binary 0 points1 point ago

Boiler Room?

[–]Hugsforpeace -1 points0 points ago

Hmm weird, I run mine 24/7.

[–]toiletseatsupman -1 points0 points ago

Dude, you only power washed one plank?

[–]AnswersAsSomeoneElse 0 points1 point ago

The flat "blade" nozzle kinda broke as soon as I started. Once the replacement comes, I'll finish it up

[–]toiletseatsupman 0 points1 point ago

Well, this threw me off big time until I read your username.

[–]thefirebuilds -1 points0 points ago

lol thanks for the reminder to check on my nest. My dogs are at home and the AC is off.

[–]ObamaisYoGabbaGabba -1 points0 points ago

He looks like he was just raped by a another dog...

[–]Paultimate79 -3 points-2 points ago

Haha dog suffering. Funny

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