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[–]Quaytsar 19 points20 points ago

Do you think we should tell him that it's his own upvote?

[–]truestoryrealtalk 18 points19 points ago

> spend 15 minutes writing something

> 4 karma

> worth it

[–]Call_of_DOODY 5 points6 points ago

I'd be scared to see what you feel like after 500!

[–]ExiDuz[S] 13 points14 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ZKTBT.jpg ಠ_ಠ this is how I look

[–]Call_of_DOODY 1 point2 points ago

This day is awesome because of this. Thank you.

[–]Sowy 5 points6 points ago

I read this in Saladfinger's voice.

[–]austin713 1 point2 points ago

its my nettle carrier..

[–]Aleril_Antarai 17 points18 points ago

I just tagged you as "Turns into a creepy black guy when upvoted"

[–]ExiDuz[S] 6 points7 points ago

This made me laugh more than the post

[–]mikupgirl 3 points4 points ago

And even a bit....nauuuuughty.....

[–]Jackinoregon 2 points3 points ago

That looks like Pierre from Conan.

[–]hachachaa 7 points8 points ago

Same guys as this.

[–]copyandpasta 11 points12 points ago

[–]windowbreaker9 2 points3 points ago

YOUR PHOTOSHOP LEVEL!!! ITS FUCKING AMAZING

[–]copyandpasta -1 points0 points ago

It's easy when you're provided such high res samples, and two tone negroes.

But I shall remain modest... thanks.

If you look in his eyes, he steals your soul...

Annnnnnd it's gone.

[–]jfraz257 2 points3 points ago

Its all gone. Its not here any more.

[–]hachachaa 2 points3 points ago

You, sir, deserve infinity upvotes. Thank you for existing.

[–]bozofire123 1 point2 points ago

Now I wonder how you feel with 2,200 up votes.

[–]ExiDuz[S] 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ofxIg.jpg this is somewhat what i look like

[–]garesnap 1 point2 points ago

Okay, we get it.

[–]Doestcatchtheeye 1 point2 points ago

I wish I knew.

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

Do the Africa face

[–]ExiDuz[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

BIGGER!

[–]w00terlol 5 points6 points ago

Well fuck that made me laugh a lot more than a lot of posts.

[–]Shamus03 1 point2 points ago

Somebody please do a mass Photoshop face replacement of this.

[–]copyandpasta 1 point2 points ago

Like all over everything on the front page? You provide the photo, I will try.

[–]Shamus03 2 points3 points ago

Oh no I meant copying this guy's face and putting it on everyone else in the crowd.

[–]copyandpasta 0 points1 point ago

Heh heh, you ARE the father

[–]A_Texas_Toaster -1 points0 points ago

Christ this is old!

[–]ExiDuz[S] -1 points0 points ago

Shhh

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[–]ExiDuz[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Cause fuck you that's why

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[–]ExiDuz[S] -3 points-2 points ago

I didn't down vote you

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[–]ExiDuz[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I feel special that you actually took the time to do that http://i.imgur.com/x3EvF.jpg good day sir

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[–]ExiDuz[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Lol wut.