Watching peoples reaction is priceless

kashodi · 2 months

Do you have to pick food out of your tongue?

jermzdeejd · 2 months

Stop sucking on razor blades

XTheDevistatorX · 2 months

there is not nearly enough internet between me and that

Rodder22 · 2 months

I went from being disgusted, to intrigued, back to disgusted, and then curious.

I also want to poke the cracks...for some reason.

smcphill · 2 months

geographical tongue - my ex has one just like it

edit: according to wikipedia, maybe fissured tongue is more accurate

kermth · 2 months

I don't even...

Pudd1nPants · 2 months

I have this too. Normal / "The brain"

inventor2010 · 2 months

Dry that off and put super glue in the cracks. It's the only way.

SithLard · 2 months

I'm really, really, not okay with this.

RC-Compton · 2 months

What happens when you put to many warheads in your mouth at once.

rumblepup · 2 months

Fuck that. I'm gonna go back and look at those damn feet again just to clear my mind.

matty_yo · 2 months

Do you wanna know how i got these scars?

Evesore · 2 months

I hope this isn't the start of "The Tongues of Reddit"

Tron-Gorf · 2 months

Put a tarantula on it and you got front page.

anthonyri · 2 months

I have a similar tongue. And i get the same reaction from everyone. Some of My exs hated it. But my last one, well actually it simply turned her on :D i adore u my tongue

http://i.imgur.com/2kOvA.jpg

TwistedxRainbow · 2 months

Please...put it back in your mouth.

champthebit · 2 months

This is me after eating too many Sour Patch Kids.

Fraige · 2 months

I can't stop staring at it not sure if I'm disgusted or intrigued

zhiggins72 · 2 months

Why do I want to cum on this? I really need more than two therapists

ruffledavenger · 2 months

I have that. I used to be very self concious about it. I still am, but I used to be as well.

Wilsonethan44 · 2 months

What the fuck.

Kiassen · 2 months

...... Cat got your tongue?

Garrett-R · 2 months

What the hell is going on with your tongue?!

SgtCatacomb · 2 months

I have the same tongue condition. http://i.imgur.com/T7c9O.jpg?1

JesseSheridan · 2 months

Was I the only one who stroked my tongue after seeing this?

BadJewJew · 2 months

it's called Fissured tounge...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fissured_tongue

oblivion19 · 2 months

Dentist here, so, Im probably the only one on this to feel happy about seeing that.

Its known as a fissured tongue.

link to details: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fissured_tongue

CarlosMontoya · 2 months

mines not as bad http://i.imgur.com/M9xpk.jpg

ambersfx · 2 months

What the F is right! Why is it like that?!?

nash1350 · 2 months

It's like a dry desert.

[deleted] · 2 months

Stop. Just stop it.

windinsea · 2 months

Fill the gaps with peanut butter!

shtrudl · 2 months

I always thought my tongue was a bit weird... guess I know now what it's called. Thanks reddit!

Weird tongue people of reddit unite!

yayuhitsamanda · 2 months

Wow, I have a similar condition. I thought I was the only one. I never understood why I had it either but, I heard it was called a "geographical" tongue.

Dradow · 2 months

I can't help but wonder how a BJ or a tongue kiss would feel like with such a tongue. o.o

iBioMed · 2 months

Interesting that the marks are almost symmetrical. What is the cause of this?

AutumnEmber · 2 months

I wonder what that would feel like between your legs.

hardyvone · 2 months

WHY?

jackwoww · 2 months

No "this is the tongue of an envelope licker" title?

sanddanglokta · 2 months

If you go from a normal tongue to this throughout life, get checked for amyloidosis-it isn't always the cause but it's a major cause of macroglossia. Born this way? Don't sweat it.

PrincetonJ · 2 months

Nope..

foxtrot_this · 2 months

Looks like a cat got your tongue!

GamingChicka · 2 months

Oh my god. What. The. Fuck. Did you stick your tongue in a blender?

Edit: Now that I see what it is, well, it's not any less creepy.

Bama011 · 2 months

well, that's... different.

NeonNintendo · 2 months

Ohhh god no.

SuggestiveMaterial · 2 months

Drink some fuckin water man

Zaoui · 2 months

My tongue is exactly just like that. Is there any way to fix it?

PastyNoob · 2 months

how..how does it feel? and how does it feel for your partner?

andyreynolds · 2 months

It looks like a limestone pavement

haleted · 2 months

the lines in the middle don't really bug me - I have one line in my tongue. The fact that the sides are all chewed up is what got me.

Edit: also, totally triggered my trypophobia.

GoldLegends · 2 months

Almost what my tongue looks like after eating pineapples.

professorberrynibble · 2 months

Too much captain crunch dude

dewhashish · 2 months

My tongue

i thought i was the only one!

GoldernTearDrop · 2 months

Glad I'm not the only one!

eapostrophej · 2 months

Thanks for posting this, didn't know anyone else had it. I have something similar but its two huge fissures from the tip of my tongue inward.

I thought I did it to myself at five years old by drinking a hot cocoa that was way too hot. I seem to remember having a fairly normal tongue until about that age.

djellipse · 2 months

R-r-r-r-uffles have r-r-r-r-idges!

the_last_sheikah · 2 months

is your boyfriend a cactus?

abbiistabbii · 2 months

This was mine...

shavedtongue · 2 months

I have the same sort of tongue. When I was about 7 or 8 years old, I grabbed my fathers Gillette razor and shaved my tongue...It bled...it bled a lot. I grabbed a white towel and stuck it in my mouth for a couple hours hiding in my room until it stopped. I am not sure if it is fissured or shaved...maybe someone can tell the difference.

http://imgur.com/a/B2T6u

bard329 · 2 months

I too have a "fissured tongue". Tell all the ladies its ribbed for her pleasure. I love the "wtf did you do to your tongue??" reaction....

mjbfikus · 2 months

Go down on a box of razor blades they said.. it'll be fun they said..

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