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[–]Sinnic 3 points4 points ago

I. FUCKING. LOVE. PICTURESFORSADCHILDREN.

[–]d00m3d_d00d 3 points4 points ago

BEEBO YOU FUCKING CAT

Woah I can't believe I remembered that, its been around since the beginning of flash.

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[–]nukefudge 4 points5 points ago

op, you're useless.

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

I thought you gave a link to /r/picturesofdeadchildren

[–]wigglemytoes 2 points3 points ago

Pictures for sad children. I'd give a link if I weren't on my phone

[–]heytheredelilahTOR 0 points1 point ago

This is true for cats, dogs and hamsters. Especially hamsters. They're a fucking money pit. But the good part about a hamster, is eventually the cat will get her, thereby actually becoming useful for once.

[–]OmgLolKitty 0 points1 point ago

Yup, 100% accurate. I took a cat in, now I am its slave.

[–]this_here 0 points1 point ago

This sounds like my cat, Toby. Fucking freeloader.

[–]rco8786 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty much exactly how it went for me.

[–]Stupid_smartguy 0 points1 point ago

Whenever the dogs are being obnoxious I like to yell, Get a Hobby! Still have yet to see them finish an entire puzzle or model car.

[–]flamingopanic 1 point2 points ago

I tell my cat at least once a week to get a fucking job. I'm pretty sure she thinks she's contributing to the household by hiding my socks behind the sofa.

[–]RiveraMarcel -3 points-2 points ago

I have an idea!! You could take pictures of your cat smoking and doing other things....and put them on the internet!