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[–]pynkgodde55 21 points22 points ago

I want this shirt. Where can I get it?

[–]the_omnomnivour 32 points33 points ago

Woo that's exactly what I meant when I made up my username !

[–]taysacs 9 points10 points ago

Yeah yeah yeah here is your up vote.

[–]the_omnomnivour 8 points9 points ago

Why thank you good sir

[–]hanapyon 2 points3 points ago

*hmmm new business plan idea yess yessss *

I will do it!! For the good of the people

[–]djplumking 2 points3 points ago

not the shirt, but at least a larger image... http://www.kulfoto.com/new-pictures/23720/omnivore-and-omnomnomnivore

still looking for the shirt. cause i kind of need it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

get one custom made on one of those sites?

[–]jason2li 1 point2 points ago

Not the same shirt, but it fits the theme:

http://www.snorgtees.com/omnomnomivore

[–]bethanyj 1 point2 points ago

[–]pynkgodde55 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]LenBias34 0 points1 point ago

I could watch that gif all day.

[–]omnitarian 3 points4 points ago

[–]bethanyj 4 points5 points ago

He used to do a lot of Threadless shirts - so maybe it'll end up on one of those?

[–]Rocketdug 2 points3 points ago

[–]TheGrantParker 7 points8 points ago

In case anyone didn't notice, the picture shows dinosaurs rather than humans.

[–]Cwjdog57 1 point2 points ago

You don't say?

[–]GladHe8Her 1 point2 points ago

Omnomnomsomemore?

[–]hanapyon 1 point2 points ago

the omnom is the happiest looking one

[–]aareyes12 0 points1 point ago

(: thank you

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

lol omnom is so cute

[–]jerik22 0 points1 point ago

Baahahahahaba

[–]ohmyorangejuice 0 points1 point ago

We're starting to act more like dinosaurs

[–]The-Dudemeister 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmmm... star leaf.

[–]see_fox 0 points1 point ago

ha. americans are so fat.

[–]HairlineGood23 0 points1 point ago

Spike!

[–]I_AM_A_RAPTOR 0 points1 point ago

rawr!

[–]the_omnomnivour 2 points3 points ago

Rawr!

[–]Tkwk33 0 points1 point ago

TIL I'm an Omnomnomnivore

[–]Sandi315 0 points1 point ago

I swear to god if someone makes a fat American joke...

[–]trolltamer5 0 points1 point ago

tooagoraphobia late

[–]trolltamer5 0 points1 point ago

Serious wtf? I typed too in on my phone and that came up?!?

[–]aceinthehole45 -1 points0 points ago

That's funny, because 2 years ago I was with a friend of mine for his high-school registration, and they gave him a sheet with a questions(was for a pamphlet with the student's name their age, etc.) and one of the questions was "If you could be any food, what would you be?", and he put "Steak, because I'm an omnomnomnivore!"

[–]hasi4x -1 points0 points ago

Omg I want this

[–]snesk0008 -2 points-1 points ago

how did it take this long for this to be created

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[–]OneWhoGeneralises 0 points1 point ago

I wondered why your link wasn't working, so I checked your comment source:

[http://i.imgur.com/JgJc7.gif](http://funny-on-youtube.com/tom-hiddleston-interview-at-d23-expo-with-collider-com/)

Turns out you were trying to be a smartass.
That imgur link isn't interesting either.