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[–]curiouskitten_meow 162 points163 points ago

Honey boo boo child

[–]ShelbyMoxie 117 points118 points ago

My go-go juice is gonna help me wiiiiiiiiiiiiiNNN!!!

[–]mach-2 29 points30 points ago

I want what she's having.

[–]biggerx 54 points55 points ago

20 liters of Mountain Dew.

[–]Darkagent1 13 points14 points ago

And 3 nights of Wii with her friends

[–]Turbomullet 1 point2 points ago

diabetes?

[–]brigodon 23 points24 points ago

"Mah push-up bra will help me git mah man!"

Edit: "And kool-aid hurrr."

[–]blueoccult 8 points9 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=5AOYupAqpxU Apparently the mom is getting into trouble for her Go Go Juice...Not really. >.<

[–]bobbieluvsya 14 points15 points ago

She's apparently getting her own spin-off. Just thought this was a thing you should know.

[–]curiouskitten_meow 34 points35 points ago

Just what we all need! Honey Boo Boo Child making more money than the average working person because her mother put her in pageants and let her drink mountain dew and red bull mixed... Perfect. Soon she'll be trademarking her "go-go juice", too.

[–]sweatpantswarrior 6 points7 points ago

Soon she'll be trademarking her "go-go juice", too.

Arnold Palmer, anyone?

[–]dropperofpipebombs 49 points50 points ago

You shut your whore mouth, those are fucking delicious.

[–]sweatpantswarrior 6 points7 points ago

Damn right they are. Fuck the haters, let the market decide.

[–]j0a3k 1 point2 points ago

If you get a chance, add vodka, bourbon, and mint and it becomes a John Daly. Fantastic drink.

[–]darkviper039 5 points6 points ago

Fuck you I will defend the Holiness of Arnold Palmer with my life against this american trash

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Arn Pal 2012

[–]Subby541 1 point2 points ago

  • vodka = a John Daly = delicious

[–]amberwavesofgrain 1 point2 points ago

Then her and snooki's kid can take over.

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[–]dj_bizarro 10 points11 points ago

So you have a coworkers who is mistaken for this beast? I am scared to imagine two such terrible looking creatures exist.

[–]kurin 1 point2 points ago

Of course she is. We might deplore her (or, her mother) but we love deploring her. They're going to film her and her mother acting shameless, edit it so that they come across as really shameless, and everybody involved will make a mint.

[–]Analrapey 11 points12 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H1qSSv00Co&feature=related If you haven't seen this yet, I suggest you do

[–]curiouskitten_meow 1 point2 points ago

Is it sad that I loved this? Especially Captain Picard's part in it all. Thank you for showing this to me! I'll be sharing it to many.

[–]quirx90 2 points3 points ago

I've never seen this show and hope I never will. That being said, please explain the reference.

[–]mastercylinder2 208 points209 points ago

Assuming Direct Control

[–]IameAuhSomme 45 points46 points ago

THIS HURTS YOU

[–]icehouse_lover 6 points7 points ago

[–]xyroclast 6 points7 points ago

I think this comment was in the last thread where this gif was posted...

[–]silenti 6 points7 points ago

It was, and it will be in the next one too. Still funny though.

[–]patmcdoughnut 51 points52 points ago

[–]mercuryfulminate 39 points40 points ago

My entire soul is sad after watching that.

[–]L-J-N 8 points9 points ago

The show obviously isn't glorifying the idea of this. It seems pretty obvious that the people making it are ridiculing this stuff.

[–]SetPhasersToCum 3 points4 points ago

It's hard not to.

[–]jordaddy 2 points3 points ago

The burp near the end made it pretty obvious.

[–]Bardlar 11 points12 points ago

Special Juice - not even once.

Seriously. Whatever it is, it's making her look like she has bells palsy.

[–]brigodon 1 point2 points ago

"Go-go juice."

Ugh.

[–]skeletorcares 7 points8 points ago

MORE MOUNTAIN DEW MOM!!!!

[–]Lokarn 7 points8 points ago

Does she randomly burp at 5:40?

[–]radelaide 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, that's what I was wondering. If that's the case, it feels like the shows producers understand how bottom of the barrel this show is. Why show someone in that sort of light if you're trying to suggest it's not disgusting?

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 3 points4 points ago

I don't think the producers of the show are supportive and what they're filming.

[–]thegreatmisanthrope 1 point2 points ago

That woman is the greatest excuse to not let stupid people have children.

[–]whatahorribleman 1 point2 points ago

WTF is a couponer?

[–]marley88 1 point2 points ago

I click most NSFW posts on reddit whilst at work becuase I can get away with a fair bit. But that, that is too much. I feel creepy as fuck watching that.

[–]MisterDonkey 109 points110 points ago

This is what happens when parents project their own failed dreams onto their children.

Think of this, future parents. Your failure does not have to destroy the child's future social life.

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[–]Deracination 33 points34 points ago

Or she'll end up diabetic with a massively screwed-up everything, making her so fat she loses her neck and so stupid she would give a child....oh wait.

[–]cumfarts 30 points31 points ago

just the mountain dew, redbull, and pixie stix would do it

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[–]EagleBurn 7 points8 points ago

If that's true, I wouldn't have made it pass 11.

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[–]tacknosaddle 14 points15 points ago

12

[–]Dared00 4 points5 points ago

[11]

[–]Ian1732 65 points66 points ago

Toddlers and Tiaras, now for Kinect!

[–]came_here_2_say 1 point2 points ago

better with Kinect

[–]Dcornelissen 350 points351 points ago

No matter how old this gif is, it's always welcome in r/WTF

[–]akproplayer 143 points144 points ago

This

It's like a horrific car accident that I can't look away from.

[–]Hurst814 55 points56 points ago

Do the truffle shuffle!

[–]mach-2 14 points15 points ago

Thats popping and jello-ing.

[–]brigodon 8 points9 points ago

You know what it is: Block of jello, block of jello.

[–]symes 30 points31 points ago

First time I've seen this... First reaction? WTF and WTF! Who would dress a kid up like that? What is that woman doing? Does this REALLY happen IRL??

[–]Menospan 25 points26 points ago

Id rather watch Extreme couponing :(

[–]GrassChick 63 points64 points ago

I'd rather watch goatse in HD.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Same, but not Goatse II: The Asshole from the 6th dimension. I heard that graphics were great but the story was lacking.

[–]nruticat 33 points34 points ago

Yeah, too many plot holes.

[–]vagtales 17 points18 points ago

Yeah the storyline was really loose.

[–]fartlo_junior 8 points9 points ago

You stop it right now.

[–]GrassChick 1 point2 points ago

Did you see the fourth one, Goatse IV: To Love an Asshole? Such a tearjerker.

[–]d00rkn0cker 8 points9 points ago

Remember when TLC actually had decent shows ... what the hell happened?

[–]LonelyNixon 5 points6 points ago

The learning channel died some time in 2002 when they realized that trading spaces got better ratings than all their good documentaries.

[–]curiouskitten_meow 6 points7 points ago

Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC. It should be cancelled. Unfortunately, this is real life.

[–]PankyFlamingos 6 points7 points ago

I think she is getting the child nice and hot before she eats her.

[–]CrunchyHamster 1 point2 points ago

Exactly how I felt watching it.

[–]trust_the_corps 8 points9 points ago

Original clip?

[–]dearsirormaam 10 points11 points ago

I love the way you can hear the cameramen losing it in the background.

[–]SeparateCzechs 13 points14 points ago

that poor child is doomed to be just like her momma...

[–]thegreatmisanthrope 3 points4 points ago

I think she's gonna be much worse.

[–]pigthunder 23 points24 points ago

I'm gonna blow your mind. Right click the youtube video and choose "copy url at the time". It's easy.....for me. You've made my life so much more difficult by having to find 4:15 myself.

[–]etheranger 15 points16 points ago

Or just add &t=4m15s at the end!

[–]RsonW 19 points20 points ago

"Just"

[–]xyroclast 12 points13 points ago

It's easy to remember. The & means a variable is going to be added, the t is the "time" variable, and 4m15s is 4 minutes, 15 seconds.

[–]Nomiss 1 point2 points ago

& and # seem interchangeable. In seconds also, #t=255s works too.

[–]TheInternetPope 2 points3 points ago

im going to murder that women.

[–]OMROKER 16 points17 points ago

I imagine that's how the mom dances when the mcrib returns...

[–]dirtymoney 9 points10 points ago

all the way up to the counter.

[–]gloomdoom 81 points82 points ago

Child abuse.

[–]AlexLeSage 21 points22 points ago

[–]ShakyFtSlasher 3 points4 points ago

People like you make everything better

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[–]AlexLeSage 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, I actually made this. Glad you enjoyed it :D

[–]dogalarmsux 1 point2 points ago

I'm almost ashamed to say that I just about cried because I was laughing so hard. I still can't tell if it is from the terrible music, or the actual content, but the combination was just too much for me to take.
A+ Would watch again.

(Edit - I've come to conclude it was definitely the "call 911" at the end that pushes me over the edge.)

[–]AlexLeSage 1 point2 points ago

It was a blast to make :P glad you enjoyed it!

[–]zero20 31 points32 points ago

This should be illegal.

[–]AeoSC 25 points26 points ago

If you're referring to the show, it really shouldn't. It should be met with such universal repugnance that it isn't commercially viable. It shouldn't need to be legislated at all.

As for the "go-go juice", and her mother, I'm completely with you. It's a disgusting abuse.

[–]workpuppy 15 points16 points ago

It is met with universal repugnance. People watch it for the same reason they slow down to look at car accidents.

[–]Nohoshi 1 point2 points ago

If only. Beside the fact that way to many people seem to enter their child in these kind of pageants, have a look at tumblr blogs. A lot of people share videos, gifs, ... because they seem to find this funny, entertaining, cute and anything but disgusting.

[–]BeneBreadstick 7 points8 points ago

That's Honey-Boo-Boo-Child!

Edit: The "Special Juice" given to the child before the pageant in the vid is a mixture of Red Bull and Mt. Dew.

[–]SetPhasersToCum 2 points3 points ago

Red Bull and Mountain Dew!! Fuck me, no wonder she's nuts. How does she handle her child when she severely misbehaves and then the subsequent crash!?!? That really is child abuse.

[–]Dip_the_Dog 2 points3 points ago

Why would say such a horrible thing about Morn? That guy was such a pimp that even Jadzia Dax had a crush on him!

[–]thebitterbjacks 9 points10 points ago

I.Can't.Stop.Watching.This.

[–]DahfuqYouMean 11 points12 points ago

Dolla make me holla! Or something like that..well, anyway, the mom always makes me near piss myself. I have that episode recorded solely for that purpose.

[–]MrGuppies 2 points3 points ago

Sell it as a prostate related bladder-control remedy. You'll make millions!

[–]Caidan44 10 points11 points ago

OVERRIDE INITIATED. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL.

[–]kejosm 3 points4 points ago

QUICK! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS-oh shit too late

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

....how the fuck is marijuana illegal...

this...is perfectly legal...

this mother should be have her children taken from her and be forcibly sterilized

[–]WhitePostIt 3 points4 points ago

I hate toddlers and tiaras. I saw half a show, and I never wanted to get into bitch fight so much in my life. Fuck them all.

[–]unoriginal_username1 1 point2 points ago

THIS. This is why we can't have nice things.

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[–]gracefuliamnot 16 points17 points ago

Honestly, I couldn't agree more. But it's not the kid's fault. She's doing what she's been taught to, which is to act out the failed dreams of her mother. That woman should be arrested for child abuse. If it wasn't on TV, no one would condone a child being force-fed FIFTEEN bags of Pixie Stix.

ninja edit

[–]radelaide 5 points6 points ago

That's a lot of rage. Understandable too. But misdirected at the kid. While the child is obnoxious, she's young and a product of her upbringing. There's still time for her to change.

[–]letmesleep 7 points8 points ago

"us decent Georgians."

A decent anybody doesn't take this kind of thing out on a child.

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 1 point2 points ago

what does a coupon queen do anyways

[–]Thoseareballs 4 points5 points ago

If Jabba the hut started to dance...this would be the result

[–]ru0573 5 points6 points ago

I've been in the internet for many years. I've watched every single episode of family guy and south park etc. "humor shows" I've even laughed at gore threads in 4chan. But this. This is just wrong. This belongs here.

[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

This is a very popular part of the culture/society we're living in.

Speaks volumes, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAHTlpxU2No&feature=related

[–]BestBlkKidEver 1 point2 points ago

It's the dead wife from Monster House she had a creepy ass daughter!

[–]danathanthamanathan 1 point2 points ago

I think my favorite comment from the last time this was posted was:

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

[–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

Two weeks... Two weeks...

[–]TomDaGlom 1 point2 points ago

Watch out little girl!!! She is going to eat you!!! Run for your life!!!!!

[–]Banannelei 1 point2 points ago

It's like a train wreck. You just can't stop watching. Also, I have those same scrubs. I think of this stupid gif whenever I wear them. ಠ_ಠ

[–]emohipster 1 point2 points ago

That woman should be in jail, but somehow I'm always amused by this gif.

[–]HungarianFever 1 point2 points ago

Well that was a hilarious 20 minutes..

[–]AshFlash 1 point2 points ago

DO NOT WANT

[–]Concrastination 1 point2 points ago

This woman's head looks like a thumb.

[–]wohelogirl 1 point2 points ago

The really sad thing is later in the episode she belches on camera as smoothly as the blink of an eye

[–]zolind123 1 point2 points ago

I feel bad for her

[–]jakethesnake4888 1 point2 points ago

We need to remember to revisit those two in say fifteen years, MMKAY!

[–]TheMediumPanda 1 point2 points ago

OK, even though it's repost no. 217 or so I still wanna punch her fat mug.

[–]dropperofpipebombs 1 point2 points ago

This makes me sick to my stomach...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I think there is a silver lining to this awfulness...look how completely empty the auditorium is behind the mom. It's a bit heartening to see that very few people actually care about this horrible, horrible thing.

[–]Sauledk 1 point2 points ago

[–]E_Wander 1 point2 points ago

I enjoy this gif every time I see it, but rules are rules. This is a repost and I am therefore going to have to downvote you. I'm sorry.

[–]Explicit_Narwhal 1 point2 points ago

FE FI FO FUM, MOMMY WILL BEAT YOU IF YOU DON'T PLACE #1

[–]OldMateJesus 1 point2 points ago

It's like mums who were never popular in school, or were just ugly fuckers, trying to live through their daughters. Horrible, just horrible.

[–]RainbowPopsicle 1 point2 points ago

Fuck child pageants so much.

[–]bigman250 1 point2 points ago

This shit isn't funny, it's sick and disgusting

[–]Hbeeee 1 point2 points ago

Her special juice is gon' help her weeeeeein

[–]Chopperguy 1 point2 points ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–]Gortex9991 1 point2 points ago

This is terrifying

[–]Shurigin 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry baby I'll make sure you live mama's dreams because I traded my looks in for a bigmac

[–]WeirdFetishist 1 point2 points ago

[–]slapdashbr 1 point2 points ago

The white whale! Thar she blows!

[–]vaginaborn 1 point2 points ago

FEE FI FO FUM

[–]Cultural_Simstim 1 point2 points ago

This always gets me: http://goo.gl/J0J4B

[–]huskarx2 1 point2 points ago

Scariest show on television.

[–]Kilgannon_TheCrowing 1 point2 points ago

Wtf am I watching...

[–]2nads 1 point2 points ago

Quick, kill it with fire...and the mother too

[–]knut01 1 point2 points ago

Fat momma should be institutionalised and kid put in care.

[–]ZippoS 1 point2 points ago

I want off this planet.

[–]Pianotico 1 point2 points ago

This isn't illegal yet?

[–]Mrsduckpocalypse 1 point2 points ago

Interestingly enough, this started playing at the exact same time a Meow Mix commercial came on my TV. Both mother and child moved along with the meowing cats. The gif was made infinitely more humorous by this experience.

[–]gay_away_jay 1 point2 points ago

Makes me laugh 60% of the time everytime.

[–]SimilarImage 14 points15 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 weeks Jon_Galt Little Miss /r/funny 115 557
2 months vonHippie No words can explain this o_O /r/gifs 18 94
3 months striketrue Look children, the mother whale is teaching her calf to be an attention whore! /r/gifs 638 1244

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[–]Ginger_Slayer 50 points51 points ago

I don't fucking care.

[–]FMN_ADO 1 point2 points ago

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

Haha, when I clicked this it matched up perfectly with the chorus of "Don't Stop". Bonus lulz.

[–]RiNgO70 0 points1 point ago

Mating dance of the whale.

[–]l1fel0ver 0 points1 point ago

Lol, nothing like a hideous parent trying to give her daughter the opportunities she never had to grow up a stuck up whore.

[–]joojAlooj 0 points1 point ago

I...I can't look away...

[–]Plume_Latraverse 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why child pornography is illegal and not this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I hate every thing about this.

[–]MrFluffykinz 0 points1 point ago

"I don't know where Alanna's personality comes from" - OH REALLY NOW?

[–]GB6801 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this, I always think that the woman is charging at someone. I don't know why

[–]crazydavecoulthard 0 points1 point ago

And here's the relevant GifSound here. Enjoy, and despair.

[–]_Bobandy_ 0 points1 point ago

THIS...is fucking pasta.

[–]xLanzon 0 points1 point ago

seriously? people watch tv like this?

[–]skawhirl 0 points1 point ago

UNLEASH THE BEAST. EDIT: @The close up of the mom, face.

[–]Shweasel 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't stop watching. I was almost trapped

[–]jerkinbottoms 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to make a .gif that makes it look like the fat one is chasing somebody

[–]namesroverated 0 points1 point ago

That woman should not be allowed to procreate.

[–]thegoatlord 0 points1 point ago

lolol

[–]TheMGMguy 0 points1 point ago

I actually walked in on my mother watching this episode, at this exact part. scared the fuck outta me.

[–]aweeleprechan 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this, I can't help but worry about 2 things. 1)The mom thinks that this is, in some way, attractive and 2) To at least one man it, apparently, is.

[–]Shaosil 0 points1 point ago

This kind of stuff actually makes me want to live on a different planet, one without stupid people such as the above... seriously now people... I have no words.

[–]HumanistGeek 0 points1 point ago

I call this gif "Snorlax lady" because I can't think of a concise title that conveys that Mrs. Fatty is showing her daughter what to do in a beauty pageant.

[–]Tovora 0 points1 point ago

I hear a Death Metal bassy scream in my head everytime it shows the mother.

[–]kiky23 0 points1 point ago

Can you the Mom's O face?

[–]DickFartCaptain 0 points1 point ago

It's sad to say that I've actually watched this very episode. It's one I the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

[–]guitardude911 0 points1 point ago

I've never understood how this show could entertain my sister for hours on end. I get it now

[–]pujuma 0 points1 point ago

[–]meangrampa 0 points1 point ago

Anybody got a better version? I want to make this into a screen saver that I can put on a stick. I'm going to have to edit out the little kid though.

[–]KuroTheFox 0 points1 point ago

Is that the Dorito Woman?

[–]clongane94 0 points1 point ago

MAN THE HARPOONS!

[–]thephantomredditor 0 points1 point ago

For you. It's not great but all I got right now.

[–]pauerplayer35 0 points1 point ago

This is not how I thought it was going to go.

[–]Beardcore1982 0 points1 point ago

Toddlers being tortured.

[–]masterful7086 0 points1 point ago

Ew

[–]TheGeekGoddess 0 points1 point ago

Apparently the girl is getting her own tv show. My hometown has been swamped this past week with cameras following her around and disrupting everyone's life for her. -_-

[–]kiragami 0 points1 point ago

This plays to the same time as doomsday by nero.

[–]NewteN 0 points1 point ago

For some reason. Some fucking reason. This really gets to me.

Reasons.

[–]Garphin 0 points1 point ago

QUICK!!! Kill it with fire!!!! @.O

[–]shanshan412 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I've seen this whole episode..?

I'l just show myself out...

[–]kitkat1928 0 points1 point ago

Girl, you did NOT just go there.