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[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Reddit is like a box of chocolates. A box with same fucking thing in every time.

[–]Pridgey 11 points12 points ago

Life is like anal sex.

One slip of the tongue and you're in the shit.

[–]fechera 2 points3 points ago

Anal sex is a lot like spinach. If you are forced to have it as a child, you enjoy it as an adult.

[–]Instak 7 points8 points ago

Check karma decay for reposts, because guess what? I've seen this picture at least 20 times

[–]Walawalawow 1 point2 points ago

You mean to tell me that this isn't original content?! What the FUCK, I was led to believe that nothing is ever recycled on the internet! The nerve of some people.

Also, I had never seen this picture before clicking the link. And I thought it was hilarious in spite of the fact that you've seen it 20 times yourself.

[–]monom90 0 points1 point ago

Hey, chill. He said to check karmadecay which is a very good idea.

[–]Walawalawow 0 points1 point ago

Why? So I can decide whether to laugh or scoff?

[–]monom90 0 points1 point ago

No. So the OP can make sure it's not a repost.

[–]Walawalawow 1 point2 points ago

What's wrong with reposts, though? Just because you've seen it doesn't mean the rest of the internet has. Just save your upvote and move on.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Guess what? You're not the only one on this site and there may be people who have never seen it.

[–]funkengruven88 1 point2 points ago

...Or like anyone who eats fast?

[–]Beetisman 1 point2 points ago

Life is like a box of chocolates, eventually it will kill me. Diabetic

[–]Thehealeroftri 0 points1 point ago

Subway should use this as a marketing campaign.

[–]papalouie27 0 points1 point ago

Oh well will you look at that, another repost.

[–]ManOvIron 0 points1 point ago

Life is like a box of reposts (lol its funny because my comment is also a repost). you know there's a serious problem when the best rebuttal to a repost is another repost

[–]handtodickcombat 0 points1 point ago

Fight fire with fire?

[–]monom90 0 points1 point ago

Aside from this being a repost, there's a subreddit for this shit called /r/AdviceAnimals

[–]AznTroopr -1 points0 points ago

You are like a broken tape recorder, simply replaying what others have said. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.