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[–]MagicalVagina 15 points16 points ago

This is a quote from William Gibson. Not Freud..

[–]Jantaro 2 points3 points ago

I thought that William Gibson said that he didn't say it... Ah fuck it, it's a nifty quote regardless.

[–]Thydamine 1 point2 points ago

That's obviously Freud saying it in the picture. How much proof do you need?

[–]focofosho88 6 points7 points ago

So basically make sure you aren't on Reddit.

[–]Servious 3 points4 points ago

I've been pretty depressed lately, and I'm fairly certain reddit is the root...

[–]zhode 4 points5 points ago

Sad thing is imgur just went down as I opened this. So I thought it was a punny image of imgur being down.

[–]thegacktionman 2 points3 points ago

So said William Gibson. A more accurate Freud quite: COCAINE! COCAINE FOR EVERYONE!

[–]aldude3 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, let me check. Nobody? Ah! At least am I not surrounded by assholes.

[–]Deathitis54 1 point2 points ago

Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

But it's ok because OP put the text in speech bubble with the wrong person.

[–]zacistan 1 point2 points ago

Or make sure you yourself aren't an asshole.

[–]Zen_of_Chaos 1 point2 points ago

4th time this has been posted in 2months.

[–]Mitz510 1 point2 points ago

Or quit being a little bitch.

[–]holy_handgrenade125 0 points1 point ago

I read derp-ession... Ha

[–]STRFCKR 0 points1 point ago

Says the coke fiend.

[–]Harodan 0 points1 point ago

Whoever said it, he has a good. freaking. point.

I had the symptoms of depression for two years before I nearly died on a motorcycle and not a single friend cared. I moved into an apartment with people who did care and was promptly cured.

[–]alobok 0 points1 point ago

thank you.

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

I don't remember the line exactly, and I certainly don't think it's true in general, but once in a while the quote from Punch Drunk Love is right on.

"You know honey, sometimes low self esteem is just good common sense."

[–]corn_dawg 0 points1 point ago

In my case it was all three, sigh...

[–]Pelican_Fly 0 points1 point ago

I want to like reddit but assholes keep reposting the same shit over and over again.

[–]sahba 0 points1 point ago

I've noticed that each of my Facebook friends who've posted this would be ranked in the top 20% percentile of idiots on my friends list.

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[–]Leard[S] 1 point2 points ago

Everything is pretty much a repost unless it's original.

[–]philintheblanks 5 points6 points ago

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[–]ScratchBomb 1 point2 points ago

fact