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[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 11 points12 points ago

"When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘a bear’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

--John Lennon

[–]Herdinthehalls 4 points5 points ago

"You can never trust quotes from the Internet."

-Abe Lincoln

[–]mallardcodpiece 9 points10 points ago

Source: http://pbfcomics.com/37/

PBF comics are great.

[–]A14u2atme12 4 points5 points ago

Bath salts.

[–]choppysmash 1 point2 points ago

Damn you beating me to that punchline!
DM;Still Upvoted

[–]2gTheAznExp 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted both haha :D [8]

[–]ThisIsNotRyan 1 point2 points ago

I fellow ENT out of the safety of r/trees, greetings my friend [4]

[–]wordsandstuffs 2 points3 points ago

beary funny

[–]time20 2 points3 points ago

what a grizzly ending

[–]wordsandstuffs 1 point2 points ago

That one was unbear-able! **

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

very*

[–]thehumancentimeter 2 points3 points ago

So this is what school is like in Florida.

[–]AdaroTeiji 5 points6 points ago

Rules of r/funny: Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic.

Really? Couldn't just link to the original source? The website's even in the actual picture -_-

I would post the source myself but it seems mallardcodpiece beat me to it...

[–]lugnut92 1 point2 points ago

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

A gay, fat, hairy guy? Nice.

[–]IsThisWhereANameGoes 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing this was in Miami?

[–]calibrated -1 points0 points ago

Upvoted for including sauce

Edit: and because hilarious