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[–]xxitsdubexx 329 points330 points ago

It's nice and all... but they could get a room...

[–]imafunghi 315 points316 points ago

Sometimes love is disgusting.

[–]mr_sardonicus 86 points87 points ago

And desperate

[–]aelzeiny 51 points52 points ago

And chokes itself when nobody is around.....

[–]CC_Whitey 1 point2 points ago

And really drunk

[–]no_you_didnt_my_bad 4 points5 points ago

I think you accidentally a word.

[–]d4vi3j03 12 points13 points ago

Haha its funny cuz of your username.

[–]steve-o69 8 points9 points ago

Ha.. I get it.

[–]cumfarts 39 points40 points ago

can be hard to find a motel with a wheelchair ramp and a breakfast buffet

[–]1337m00nm4n 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this is secretly a follow up to the, was it Swedish, sex in a bus video?

[–]Riwl 1 point2 points ago

Yep, but this time it's made in America.

[–]abgazelle 44 points45 points ago

A lid for every pot.

[–]akatherder 16 points17 points ago

A butter sauce for every vegetable.

[–]cymbalxirie290 16 points17 points ago

A penis for every vagina.

[–]cjbrigol 1 point2 points ago

And a cap in every ass!

[–]fulanitodetal 19 points20 points ago

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

[–]hookeslaw 6 points7 points ago

Did it go OK?

[–]fulanitodetal 1 point2 points ago

It stops right there, and it continues right here because what I think my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind. Let's raise our glasses, whatever we got in front of us. Salut, health and happiness.

[–]HumanistGeek 0 points1 point ago

What movie is that from?

[–]fulanitodetal 1 point2 points ago

Old School

[–]Cynfulme78 18 points19 points ago

Is that duct tape around her leg?

[–]wildeflowers 16 points17 points ago

No those are definitely silver lamé leggings.

Source: girl

[–]norrbjorn 5 points6 points ago

duct tape makes the best undergarments

[–]fysu 2 points3 points ago

Probably these.

[–]derpy_lurker 0 points1 point ago

Did you see that other post about boob-lifts? Relevant.

[–]theislandking 83 points84 points ago

Hey good for him.

Worst case scenario is that's his mother.

[–]Ninja_Guin 23 points24 points ago

hang on....i know where this is going...

[–]PanFlute 39 points40 points ago

He broke his arms, not his legs.

[–]MechanizedJesus 4 points5 points ago

Without his chair he's going nowhere.

[–]All_Witty_Taken 1 point2 points ago

I like where this is going.

[–]thewisefoolHHH 5 points6 points ago

I understood that reference!

[–]Domsuyang 229 points230 points ago

She just wants his mobility scooter

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 101 points102 points ago

if you know what i mean

[–]kaflip 118 points119 points ago

[–]CarthageForever 2 points3 points ago

You just made me spit Dr. Pepper on my monitor. Thank you for making me laugh.

[–]ilikepie2632 0 points1 point ago

Yeah me two,i wasn't even drinking any.

[–]whollo918 3 points4 points ago

I feel morally obliged to upvote that picture when it's linked.

[–]permagloom 1 point2 points ago

and his motility shooter.

[–]tumamaesmuycaliente 21 points22 points ago

Portland?

[–]oh4sho 10 points11 points ago

That's looks like a Tri-Met train to me!

[–]sitesurfer253 7 points8 points ago

Definitely the MAX.

[–]kalliopehm 4 points5 points ago

Certainly looks like it.

[–]OnlyToolsHateJules 9 points10 points ago

I thought to myself when I first saw this picture, 'oh that looks like someone I know' then I thought 'wow that looks just like Portland' (where I live near) then I thought:

holy shit, Frankie is dating a guy in a wheel chair.

[–]bobbydillon22[S] 7 points8 points ago

Yup. Blue line going from Goose Hollow to the Sunset Transit center.

[–]PoliteSarcasticThing 2 points3 points ago

Something like this could only happen in Portland.

Or Seattle.

Or San Francisco.

Or New York.

Etc..

[–]TheAO133 4 points5 points ago

Most definitely Portland. I see this shit all the time lol

[–]shproinkles 1 point2 points ago

East Bound Blue Line between 162nd and Ruby Junction?

[–]gdoveri 1 point2 points ago

I came and looked at the comments just to see if this was in Portland. I am pretty sure it is.

[–]bunchesofkittens 27 points28 points ago

I actually love this. This is literally the definition of 2 people saying "fuck it". Neither fit the definition of "judged attractive/acceptable by the general public" and neither of them care.

It's the middle of the night on a train, they're probably drunk and they don't care what you think. They aren't hurting anyone. They're happy.

Good for them.

[–]LITERALLY_YOU_SAY 2 points3 points ago

I looked in my dictionary but couldn't find it. :(

[–]goonerredandwhite 27 points28 points ago

Why do i sense a sarcastic judgemental tone in title?

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

Because the pic was posted to r/WTF.

[–]Lilcheeks 11 points12 points ago

I thought for a second /aww was leaking

[–]BassheadPanda 20 points21 points ago

Because no one wants to watch anyone suck face in public. If we're being honest, it doesn't help if you're a fat cow either.

[–]TheSheepDog26 58 points59 points ago

Even if he could feel his legs before, there's a good chance he can't now.

EDIT: VVV What he said -_- lol

[–]PapauNewGuinea 6 points7 points ago

*If he could feel his legs before, there's a good chance he can't now

Unless you meant to do it the way you did, then whatever.

[–]Dat_Brunhildgen 24 points25 points ago

I don't see why that's in WTF. The Spider getting smashed and thousands of baby spiders running out a few weeks ago was WTF-worthy. This here are just two people kissing a bit expressive in public.

[–]privacy_invader 0 points1 point ago

Please link?

[–]Dat_Brunhildgen 4 points5 points ago

ha! found it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpp4OKA0nwA Edit: I remembered it worse though...

[–]ricojalapeno 3 points4 points ago

Is that Portland Oregon?

[–]hazelquarrier_couch 1 point2 points ago

Yep, that's the MAX, they're on. Welcome to town, here's your hoveround.

[–]ricojalapeno 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was called the Tri-Met or something like that. But yeah creepy stuff happens on those trains.

[–]fool_of_a_took 7 points8 points ago

HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK GUYS A FAT CHICK. GET A ROOM.

AM I COOL YET?

[–]LoopyLine 2 points3 points ago

Maybe they're just drunk.

[–]MatsRedBand 2 points3 points ago

The people in the back, all of them are pointedly not looking.

[–]AndrejPejic 2 points3 points ago

Ugh, I cannot stand public displays of affection. These guys seem way too far into a make out session, don't they have any shame?!

[–]ZimbuTheMonkey 2 points3 points ago

I love how you pretend you did it for any reason other than gawking and making fun on the internet.

Respect people's privacy, you're a giant douche.

[–]Almost_Dead 10 points11 points ago

"Love is blind" was coined by Shakespeare and meant that love makes you do things that you would not otherwise do. It has nothing to do with the OP thinking that the two are ugly...

[–]steamolator 16 points17 points ago

love ain't blind but you are an ahole for posting this in wtf

[–]Teiresias666 15 points16 points ago

And now, so am I.

[–]origabob 1 point2 points ago

Either that, or they're drunk.

[–]BIGJOESNUFFY 1 point2 points ago

Everyone else has their back turned them. They must have been getting rowdy.

[–]sphynxxx 1 point2 points ago

that is so sweet

[–]Timflatsaw 1 point2 points ago

Looks like love is also paraplegic..

[–]abearwithcubs 1 point2 points ago

Or cheap.

[–]SkrozSplitski 1 point2 points ago

Love is blind, but desperation is strong as well.

[–]PTBYOOJ 1 point2 points ago

Doors to my right. Puertas a mi Izquierda.

[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 1 point2 points ago

Love is blind and precariously perched.

[–]littleladygee 1 point2 points ago

Who cares what they look like, I don't want to see ANYONE straddling ANYONE on a train.

[–]creepingdeathv2 1 point2 points ago

shame on reddit for judging a strange couple's love!

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

Or, she's a hooker.

[–]Vaderhater93 1 point2 points ago

And now so am I.

[–]AnOldHobo 1 point2 points ago

Is the guy in the wheelchair's name "<3?"

[–]poserkidsrus 1 point2 points ago

she's just in it for the free rides.

[–]kefkaeatsbabies 1 point2 points ago

No wonder he's in a wheel chair.

[–]MJ13 62 points63 points ago

You know what???? I am happy for them. All you judgmental redditors are probably closer to hideous than handsome, yet spend so much time bashing everyone else. What's on the outside is a factor, but judging by the number of these posts and comments the average redditors is pretty rotten on the inside.

[–]lydocia 75 points76 points ago

"I am so sick of you all judging and generalising!"

-someone who is judging and generalising

[–]Abedeus 8 points9 points ago

"That's what you hypocrites do, you just judge and judge!! Oh, fuck me..."

[–]susrev 102 points103 points ago

You know what????????? Coming out guns blazing and labeling an invisible mass of redditors as hideous is not solving anything. Especially since, at the time of this writing, there are 35 comments in this thread. The average person who replied does not equal the average redditor.

Even then, there are only six or seven disparaging replies, most others are either neutral or supportive. The fact that, at the time of this writing, 73% of people who voted liked the post kind of shoots your blatant dickwaving argument in the foot.

That's very noble of you, pointing fingers and grandstanding. You clearly have solved the problem through your rampant and inaccurate judgments.

[–]Orange_Jam 3 points4 points ago

I appreciate his effort. I mean, it's hard to point your fingers when you're waving dicks around.

[–]jesusisjustalright 253 points254 points ago

That's exactly what a fat person would say.

[–]SILLYGORILLA 10 points11 points ago

I am not fat or hideous and I would say the exact same thing. Less than desirable people getting sexy in public? Good for them! If I don't like it, I'll turn away. Truth is...I'd probably like it.

[–]Obskulum 40 points41 points ago

Doesn't change a goddamn thing.

[–]iDesu 36 points37 points ago

Doesn't it, though? Aren't fat people far more likely to eat their own words?

[–]s5fs 14 points15 points ago

What if they're dripping with sarcasm?

[–]420_Psychosis 16 points17 points ago

Dripping with anything just adds to the flavour.

[–]qwertyisdead 25 points26 points ago

Im happy for them too, doesnt mean i dont find it repulsive to look at though.

[–]Raenryong 6 points7 points ago

Aren't you being a bit judgmental?

Which, per your logic, would make you likely hideous.

[–]raptorraptor 11 points12 points ago

I'm pretty sure that if you saw two normal people dry humping each other and making out on a bus you'd be one to judge. Try and get off your high horse and don't hurt yourself on the way down.

[–]BagOnuts 1 point2 points ago

You do realize this could be a hooker or something, right?

[–]deadlyeggroll 5 points6 points ago

So I just wanted to point out that I would make fun of them even if they were both beautiful and 110 pounds. I'm laughing at their horrifying stupidity. Not their looks.

[–]Todomanna 4 points5 points ago

What horrifying stupidity?

[–]scnavi 30 points31 points ago

That dress she's wearing is so last year.

[–]GazUtd 4 points5 points ago

Plus there's neither a condom nor a crash helmet in sight.

[–]deadlyeggroll 6 points7 points ago

While both of these answers are good points let me ask DOES ANYBODY NOT SEE THESE PEOPLE GETTING THEIR THANG ON IN PUBLIC?! (forgive my southern accent)

[–]Epicman 2 points3 points ago

None of what you said changes the fact that they are disgusting and doing that in a subway is disgusting.

[–]MaebeBluth -1 points0 points ago

nice try, guy in the scooter

[–]tidderxdp2 9 points10 points ago

Look at me! I can say "love it blind" and look all deep and sensitive when what I am really doing is saying " aww, look at those ugly people. Good for them". OP is an asshole.

[–]_phobic 3 points4 points ago

This is rather sweet, in an odd sort of way.

[–]lucan0sMallyfoy 2 points3 points ago

Oh Portland!

[–]coffeedork 2 points3 points ago

Good ol' Portland.

[–]Kimona007 2 points3 points ago

PORTLAND, OREGON!

[–]The-Sad-Happy-Guy 10 points11 points ago

If they make eachother happy wtf those it matter? Edit: those=does

[–]awesomecoolrower 11 points12 points ago

its in public...

[–]The-Sad-Happy-Guy 4 points5 points ago

If the public display of affection is what's wrong this picture, I don't know why it's in this subreddit. Apparently pda is not aloud when you are ugly, not even on a bus in the middle of the night, when you are drunk.

[–]overweightanorexic 9 points10 points ago

Who gives a fuck? can't they just get it on without some douche taking a pic?

[–]eltommonator 111 points112 points ago

Well, they're "getting it on" in a public place; so no. No they cannot.

[–]El_Knavo 1 point2 points ago

And the fact that you CAN take a pic of this and post it on the internet, definitely means you should.

If these were two attractive people this pic would never have been taken.

[–]awesomecoolrower 4 points5 points ago

when was the last time you saw someone hot doing this? never.

[–]El_Knavo 1 point2 points ago

Unless you've ever been to college

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god it's her

[–]juelze 1 point2 points ago

Hey caller, how much ya bench?

[–]hockeygoalie5 1 point2 points ago

Love is drunk.

[–]Fists_of_Fury 1 point2 points ago

Why couldn't you just say love? seriously, it's 4 letters.

[–]I_Am_Reaper 1 point2 points ago

We all know something is wrong with it otherwise it wouldn't be "love is blind" that insinuates that you see something out of the ordinary it should be "look at this cute couple on the train ride home"

[–]sdcreole85 0 points1 point ago

OK...Get a room!!

[–]boyrahett 0 points1 point ago

That's one way to get a ride home.

[–]PoLow 0 points1 point ago

I have a two year old and I'm pretty sure she's not blind.

[–]VisitChechnya 0 points1 point ago

This is a bus?

[–]Razorray21 0 points1 point ago

that man is handycapable. more power to ya brother

[–]SOFA_KING_MONEY 0 points1 point ago

Love might also be drunk.

[–]shproinkles 0 points1 point ago

A kiss goodbye before getting off at the Rockwood Station...

[–]arkington 0 points1 point ago

i'm honestly happy they found each other, but i worry about his legs being able to support her weight. she doesn't appear to be lightweight and his legs are already at a disadvantage. DVT's, anyone? :(

[–]CaptainScrambles 0 points1 point ago

Blind? No. Drunk? Christ yes.

[–]wonderfulb6606 0 points1 point ago

...or drunk

[–]Keepcalmx 0 points1 point ago

Love is blind, or very drunk....

[–]Avenger3611 0 points1 point ago

Love is drug and liquored up.

[–]StraightfromSTL 0 points1 point ago

and slightly drunk

[–]Reddumbdancy 0 points1 point ago

money talks

[–]currburrr 0 points1 point ago

.........is this on the max?

[–]Wishbone345 0 points1 point ago

Is this on TriMet? :p

[–]sknnbones 0 points1 point ago

You know what they say... Love is blind

[–]RevengeForWanda 0 points1 point ago

Of course this would happen in Portland.

[–]squirb 0 points1 point ago

love is paralyzed

[–]NovaMeltdown 0 points1 point ago

Is this the MAX?

[–]damstraight4 0 points1 point ago

Sup Portland

[–]dailyfusion 0 points1 point ago

[–]FallOfSocrates 0 points1 point ago

And then he cries out, "I can't feel my legs...! Oh wait...".

[–]Razed 0 points1 point ago

She's just using him for his motorized wheelchair. Makes me sick.

[–]Chuckaluffagus 0 points1 point ago

I've got a boner.

[–]GanasbinTagap 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to be a dick and point out the obvious; that woman hired a hooker.

[–]dustybizzle 0 points1 point ago

"Ooh ooh baby my legs are falling asleep....

... oh thats right, nevermind."

[–]dab2084 0 points1 point ago

Love is a beautiful thing but fuck this shit, get a room.

[–]bewk 0 points1 point ago

The MAX is not a train. It is a light rail transportation system :P

You must have been going to S.E.

[–]pablothe 0 points1 point ago

Good thing he can't feel his legs? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Friendship_Champion 0 points1 point ago

Seems more like a bus to me, buddy.

[–]kpaq 0 points1 point ago

keep portland weird?

[–]84_z31 0 points1 point ago

love is type 2 diabetes

[–]slappy_nutsack 0 points1 point ago

Love is deaf, blind, and unable to smell.

[–]metalshoes 0 points1 point ago

I'd probably want you to get off that motherfucker's lap whether or not he was paralyzed and whether or not youre fat. It's a train, not a fuckmobile.

[–]goodvibeswanted 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if that's his wheel chair or hers.

[–]Danez 0 points1 point ago

Not blind, just desperate.

[–]guysecretan 0 points1 point ago

I really wish people would stop taking pictures of other people without their knowledge. It's fucking rude.

[–]vinegarstrokes420 0 points1 point ago

even from behind, everyone in there looks so uncomfortable with the situation going on behind them

[–]Reggieperrin 0 points1 point ago

Good for them, There is someone for everyone.

[–]Albers1345 0 points1 point ago

It may be blind but it is also smelly and by the look of it, unpleasantly sticky...

[–]gugulo 0 points1 point ago

Good thing he can't feel his legs...

[–]NotMonday 0 points1 point ago

That's awfully cute. Would be awkward to be around though.

[–]XanderWaterman 0 points1 point ago

Portland?!

[–]Astrocricket 0 points1 point ago

If you were all aww about this, why is it in r/WTF?

[–]irishpapi 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he just cant get away

[–]OMROKER 0 points1 point ago

"Cause she's once, twice, three time the lady"...

[–]itswinkinatyou 0 points1 point ago

Hey in this big crazy world they found each other. They're not home beating off/schlicking.

[–]Senzura 0 points1 point ago

looks like what i did a few days ago, bf cant walk atm :P

[–]merix1110 0 points1 point ago

.... and also possibly drunk...

[–]fiery_titts_are_hot 0 points1 point ago

It's not love, that girl is just hungry

[–]Zanno1878 0 points1 point ago

How did you manage to photograph an actual "pink elephant"?!..Amazing!

[–]IbrahimT13 0 points1 point ago

I read this as "less than three is blind"

[–]OregonGreen242 0 points1 point ago

You find the most interesting of people on the Max I swear!

[–]scykle 0 points1 point ago

So is he...

[–]gracefuldisaster 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice that the other train riders have turned their backs? I guess it was just too hot for them.

[–]NineteenthJester 0 points1 point ago

That chick's arms don't match her legs. O.o

[–]themindfucker 0 points1 point ago

Probably the guy is...

[–]Avalanche87 0 points1 point ago

Apparently love doesn't need legs

[–]morbiusgreen 0 points1 point ago

That's the MAX isn't it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I must be love because now I'm blind

[–]ZombieFaceXP 0 points1 point ago

Is that the.. the god damn MAX? FUCK YOU Portland, ive had enough of your bullshit.

[–]starburst443344 0 points1 point ago

I like how everyone in the back is facing the other way.

[–]paperbunniesx 0 points1 point ago

I have the same shoes as her o.O Throwing them out now...

[–]chimpychimp 0 points1 point ago

She just wants a free ride home.

[–]BootyhunterzX 0 points1 point ago

It's a good thing he's already in a wheelchair.

[–]PTBYOOJ 0 points1 point ago

my money says they got on in gresham