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[–]someone_FIN 10 points11 points ago

The third time i've seen this now. Very fucking original.

[–]snowlion13 -1 points0 points ago

yep, i was feeling the same, but somehow they always get upvoted anyway

[–]absolutelynothing 1 point2 points ago

I know! Real fucking annoying.. It's like some people aren't actually paying attention. What is wrong with them? Do they have like.. Jobs, or school or a life or something? Jeez! Someone needs to get their priorities straight!

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

if you are implying i dont have a job you are incorrect, i also have a life too and a family, and i dont really spend that much time on here, but ive managed to see this many times. this is reddit, the front page of the internet, not grandpas copy pasted re:re:re: email from last year

[–]absolutelynothing 0 points1 point ago

And yet you have no comprehension of the nature of reposts? Everything that is not OC or news (in a temporal sense) is a repost, and in most cases an internal one. Every time you see something for the first time others are rolling their eyes in a "dude, that's SO last week" while two minutes later laughing at an image where you might have the same reaction.

There's obviously a relevant XKCD the 13000(?) one, but I'm on my phone. Besides, you've probably seen it :-)

[–]PineappleGrenade 7 points8 points ago

Maybe they meant this Seal.

[–]DeadAimHeadshot 0 points1 point ago

PLEASE PHOTOSHOP SEAL ON A BIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[–]toughluck1 -1 points0 points ago

came here to seal this

[–]zeroeureka 6 points7 points ago

That was the .. seal of approval.

[–]brazthemad 1 point2 points ago

my sister can't spell shit. A few months ago she texted me that her car got "toad." All I could think of was this

[–]pittsburghlee 0 points1 point ago

Ungrateful prick of a seal. It's the thought that counts, especially from a clearly retarded person.

[–]nyquiljunky 0 points1 point ago

A woman needs a man like a...seal needs a bicycle?

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 0 points1 point ago

Ooh! Ooh! Can I repost this next? PWEEEEASE?!?!

[–]De_vinchy 0 points1 point ago

Can't even blame autocorrect for that one.

[–]MyWeekendShoes 0 points1 point ago

I guess he could ride it to the club.

[–]Oheina 0 points1 point ago

Have my upvote and get out.