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[–]kdoan 25 points26 points ago

She makes me wanna hit people.

[–]time20 23 points24 points ago

She makes me want to hit people who likedher post.

[–]Seriou 14 points15 points ago

She makes me want to take down 9gag just to make her sad.

[–]Morphecto 12 points13 points ago

What a fuckin bitch.

[–]men_with_hats 8 points9 points ago

You did an awful job of blacking out her name...perhaps on purpose?

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 5 points6 points ago

Oblivion take her, and may she be shunned from Savngarde.

[–]CABOOZE117 0 points1 point ago

May your arrow have a mass effect on her chest.

[–]Auflodern 0 points1 point ago

This Crysis you're presenting is nothing but a Far Cry

[–]easycumeasyhoe 5 points6 points ago

I feel a lynching in progress...

[–]NiteShadeX2 2 points3 points ago

Attention Whore. Also, angry birds.

[–]Vtybcobic1851 2 points3 points ago

what a cunt, someone should bash her face in with a controller

[–]SimilarImage 7 points8 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 days fanseman All of the disappointment.. /r/gaming 108 59
2 days StingIrwin SIGH /r/gaming 304 880
1 day Teleavenger This causes me literal pain /r/gaming 48 87

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[–]Venerable 3 points4 points ago

She makes me want to punch a baby.

[–]Unicumber_seacorn 4 points5 points ago

I'd like to see her take an arrow to the knee.... and trachea.

[–]someone_FIN 1 point2 points ago

She makes me want to jump off a skyscraper.

[–]donavan93 1 point2 points ago

The sum of all hate

[–]boofie 1 point2 points ago

Idiotic bitch.

[–]AnOwlOfSorts 4 points5 points ago

I want to kill her

[–]CSEspada 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]NecronLordship 0 points1 point ago

Ellen Boddeker?

[–]LetsGoBohs 0 points1 point ago

So I saw this post a while back when it was first up and I didn't think much of it. As time went on I would randomly think about this post and become more and more angry. I finally got to the point where I had to do some googling to find this post again so I can tell you I hope that cunt dies slowly and painfully in a firey car wreck. Girls are really stupid, especially on Facebook.

[–]kt_ginger_dftba -4 points-3 points ago

Oblivion take her, and may she be shunned from Savngarde.