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[–]lilmanc14 16 points17 points ago

I wanna see that birch bark.

[–]slaphappyslappy 8 points9 points ago

id sap that

[–]duck97 1 point2 points ago

I don't even know which one to root for.

[–]lilmanc14 0 points1 point ago

Who cares? Just with that hotness, I'd awl and tap it.

[–]r_KARMACONSPIRACY 26 points27 points ago

Voyeuristic redditor travels to Middle Earth, photographs two Ents during intercourse, all in pursuit of karma

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I read this and all I could think for a while is "what do stoners have to do with this pictures?"

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I know. The implication was that it threw me off a little bit because of the usage of the word on reddit.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 17 points18 points ago

And that, saplings, is how I met your mother.

[–]Hofferer 1 point2 points ago

6 years into the story...

[–]Zekattack 9 points10 points ago

That tree is balls deep.

[–]BigBadAl 2 points3 points ago

Heh! My friend's father and his friend were driving through a village in North Wales one day when they saw a beautiful woman walking down the street and passing a shop with the sign:

I. Wood - Fruiterer and Grocer

At which point my friend's father turned to his friend and said "Fruiterer and Grocer?". His friend just nodded.

From then on the term "Fruiterer and Grocer" became the de facto comment in our group whenever we saw a female worthy of our attention. It has the great benefit that none of our SO's actually know what it means.

[–]badoosch 3 points4 points ago

is it sick that this picture turns me on?

[–]oopsitbroke 2 points3 points ago

Brazzers?

[–]SimilarImage 5 points6 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
8 months unquevai Now I can say that I fuck less than a tree. here 19 152
1 month bitchtits42 Just your normal everyday tree sex. /r/WTF 14 209

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[–]ToastyNathan 1 point2 points ago

i was expecting an apple product

[–]FecalTaco 1 point2 points ago

where do you think apple products come from

[–]shade36 1 point2 points ago

10/10. wood bang.

[–]naylord 1 point2 points ago

I hate when pornos use this angle. You way too much of the dudes hamstrings in the shot.

[–]DirtyKlam22 0 points1 point ago

he's got some real girth

[–]KakashiFNGRL 0 points1 point ago

Trees fucking always remind me of that animated Robbie Williams music video where he goes around the world to have sex with all kinds of women in all kinds of places. Including one in the forest. With trees. That was berchin'.

[–]Takes_it_in_the_face 0 points1 point ago

Oh baby!

[–]jillsmo 0 points1 point ago

That's hot

[–]stayinbed 0 points1 point ago

I wood ent.

[–]Thrasymachus7 0 points1 point ago

Since no one has mentioned it yet (and I'm fairly sure this image came from there): /r/treeporn.

Edit: Here is the post - aptly named "Doing it deciduous style."

[–]sifumokung 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, just come already.

[–]you_re_a_nerd 0 points1 point ago

what has the internet done to us?

[–]darkwasthenight 0 points1 point ago

I wonder where that tree is. No reason.

[–]gpto 0 points1 point ago

Let me save some sorry re-poster a little time in the near future: "hump stump".

[–]Deadsotc 0 points1 point ago

Rule 34

[–]les2moore 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a bad hemroid!

[–]fireysaje 0 points1 point ago

All that junk inside that trunk

[–]afr126 0 points1 point ago

so this is how trees reproduce.

[–]qrystalballer 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

[–]abiggerhammer 0 points1 point ago

Is that a tail?

[–]Haleljacob 0 points1 point ago

rule 34. No exceptions

[–]Makin_Dollas_Rain -1 points0 points ago

It's funny because sex

[–]otherchedcaisimpostr -1 points0 points ago

LOL WtF TREES HOW

[–]ImmatureIntellect -3 points-2 points ago

Was this worth the repost? It was kinda funny but I didn't really expect to see it again. Whatever floats your boat man.

[–]The_drowning_poop -4 points-3 points ago

Looks like he got wood. Pun intended.