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[–]OneDougUnderPar 53 points54 points ago

Pianos are pretty common targets for booby traps, since it's hard to resist playing one, especially in war times. English Patient, for example.

Another common target were slightly askew photos or paintings.

[–]BRAUWN 15 points16 points ago

grim

[–]abcgoat 11 points12 points ago

also effective, and incredibly demoralizing, which is the actual point. (everything in a war is grim)

[–]Stratusshot 0 points1 point ago

For some reason this actually seems true, do you have any proof?

[–]tekfur 0 points1 point ago

A little video on it (Part of a video originally posted by abcgoat further down in this thread)

[–]mastercylinder2 105 points106 points ago

Also, he could be thinking "This is a piano."

[–]Ragnalypse 57 points58 points ago

Also, he could have been thinking of, why is this comma here.

[–]madgeezer128 11 points12 points ago

Also, he could be thinking "Damn, I wish I learned how to play"

[–]DemonMuffins 1 point2 points ago

Also, he could have been thinking, "Sight pause for emphasis" .

[–]herbert_andy 83 points84 points ago

or "why the fuck is there a piano in the forest?"

[–]abcgoat 3 points4 points ago

Because ZE GERMANS would often times booby trap random stuff, so if you're at war, and you see a RANDOM object OUT OF PLACE that reminds you of home, its PROBABLY A TRAP. A trap that maims and demoralizes your side.

[–]TheDukeDude 5 points6 points ago

... source?

[–]abcgoat 10 points11 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlrmVScFnQo&feature=youtu.be&t=2m40s

edit: lol, look at all these NAZIS downvoting the TROOTH

[–]acidr4in 0 points1 point ago

because everyone was on vacation

[–]abcgoat 0 points1 point ago

To be honest, I first learned about these when I was getting ready to go into conscript service.

[–]alexisthebest 0 points1 point ago

you sir, are a strange one. I'll be keeping my eye on you...

[–]abcgoat -1 points0 points ago

I grew up outside the US, wanted to be a soldier. Not sure how does that make me "a strange one", but whatever. You can use the super-useful feature of tagging someone. The arrow after our names on here helps with that. Chip chip, cheerio! Good day, sir.

[–]MrKrazybones 0 points1 point ago

TALLY-HO!

[–]alexisthebest 0 points1 point ago

what??

[–]MotoMagellan 2 points3 points ago

This isn't a World War II photo though. This is a bit after World War II. The weapon in the picture was only starting to be designed one year before the end of World War II in 1945.

[–]nzulauf 0 points1 point ago

do i sense a little lock,stock and two smoking barrels there?

[–]Morimi 1 point2 points ago

solder is carrying ak74, so it's not a ww2 or not even close to that. as i remember it's war in checnya in 1997

[–]howtospeak 0 points1 point ago

He is carrying an AK-74 in WW2?

[–]Anal_Fuck_Pussy_Shit 0 points1 point ago

Thank god someone got that joke on that Game of Thrones thread, looks like the mods didn't

[–]howtospeak 0 points1 point ago

lol PWNT

[–]Dariisa 0 points1 point ago

That soldier has an AKS-74 (introduced in 1974) on his back so unless he was stationed on the border of east and west germany he probably wasn't too worried about the germans.

[–]almostalwaysafraid 16 points17 points ago

My great uncle was an engineer in WWII and always tells stories from his war days to anyone who cares to listen.

My favorite one was about how he learned to play the accordion.

As he told it, his platoon was moving through Europe, not seeing much action mostly just building bridges to move supplies across Europe where they had been destroyed. Anyway, there was always need for entertainment. As they moved through an abandoned town they came across an accordion in the rubble. My uncle was a fairly musical guy, sang in the choir and played the piano and organs in church. Someone outed him in the platoon and so the commanding officer literally ordered him to go off into the woods and learn how to play the accordion. He said it was difficult at first, but once he started to figure the notes out, and then some chords it came quite naturally.

As he said, all they needed was his novice accordion playing, someone had a violin, and someone else just tapping on a wooden barrel, throw in a keg of beer, and they have their entertainment for the night.

Anyway, this picture reminded me of him, thanks.

[–]echoes_1992 15 points16 points ago

I'm surprised they tolerate him carrying that thing around all the time. I thought militaries frowned on personal items being carried around with their gear.

[–]Defualt 39 points40 points ago

that's not how you use a comma

[–]CerealMen 4 points5 points ago

That's not how you use, a comma

FTFY

[–]jnjs 8 points9 points ago

Does anyone remember an animated movie where a guy in WW2 sits down at a piano like this in a bombed-out building and Nazis sneak up on him while he's reminiscing?

[–]ElliotSmith 11 points12 points ago

You may be thinking of The Pianist but it's not animated

[–]Born2bwire 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, it was American Pop.

[–]BelugaTaquito 0 points1 point ago

OMG yes. What was that called? It followed a couple of generations of his family, right?

[–]imtrappedinabox 2 points3 points ago

Candle Cove?

[–]kention3 2 points3 points ago

Nah. That was about pirates. BTW, do you remember that episode?

[–]Smackythefrogs 4 points5 points ago

Great picture, any backstory?

[–]Wolfszeit[S] 10 points11 points ago

To be honest I found this picture on a war/'rare'-pictures thread on /b/, so there wasn't really any background to be found there.

However I did a google image search and apparently it's from around 1995 during the Battle of Grozny. They say it was taken in the Grozny Central Park.

From the wiki:

The battle caused enormous destruction and casualties amongst the civilian population and saw the heaviest bombing campaign in Europe since the end of World War II.

Also:

The siege and fighting left the capital devastated. In 2003 the United Nations called Grozny the most destroyed city on Earth.

[–]dragonworthy 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for this. I tried looking around, and couldn't find much.

I want to point out too - and there's a good, positive reason for this - that there have been many of these reposted before, but...

... not for your awesome title, I wouldn't have seen or appreciated it as much. Upvote!

[–]shitterplug 6 points7 points ago

"Hey Johnson! Get a load of this thing! Remember that broad I plowed in Munich? She had one just like it!"

[–]grat3fulredd 3 points4 points ago

"Hey Vladimir! Get a load of this thing!"

FTFY

[–]gazza995 10 points11 points ago

Or "i have no idea what im doing"

[–]Blinkdog 9 points10 points ago

"I can't believe how out of tune this is."

[–]azdak 4 points5 points ago

Yet; all I can think about, is punctuation.

[–]G1itch 3 points4 points ago

Very relevant:

piano after war

On a snug evening I shall watch her fingers, Cleverly ringed, decling to clever pink, Beg glory from the willing keys. Old hungers Will break their coffins, rise to eat and thank. And music, warily, like the golden rose That sometimes after sunset warms the west, Will warm that room, persuasively suffuse That room and me, rejuvenate a past. But suddenly, across my climbing fever Of proud delight--a multiplying cry. A cry of bitter dead men who will never Attend a gentle maker of musical joy. Then my thawed eye will go again to ice. And stone will shove the softness from my face.

Gwendolyn Brooks (1917-2000)

[–]FifeeBoy 4 points5 points ago

It's a soldier during the first Chechen war.

[–]arkington 2 points3 points ago

i'm just thinking about how incredibly creepy it would be to be out on patrol in some forest that for all intents and purposes seems to be abandoned, when softly in the distance there seems to be a piano playing. the sound, having no walls to muffle it, would pretty much carry for miles, i would think. reminds me of when i learned that Mengele would play piano through the PA system in the concentration camps to fuck with the people there by giving them something beautiful that was created by the horrid beast that was, by day, torturing them to death.

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

lol cheesy title

[–]buscemi_buttocks 1 point2 points ago

All I was thinking of was Bugs Bunny:

"Ooo you stupid rabbit!"

[–]hollingsworthless 1 point2 points ago

[–]HotrodCorvair 1 point2 points ago

All Im thinking is of Bugs Bunny.

Wrong key, BOOM.

[–]CozenOne 1 point2 points ago

shitty title

[–]akuracy 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of that movie involving a Jew evading the Regime and the Jew is a famous Pianist. Great film.

[–]IrfanM 1 point2 points ago

I would buy this as a poster.

[–]CrazySpatula 1 point2 points ago

"So... you guys heard Chopsticks?"

[–]porkalope 0 points1 point ago

"There it was. The soundtrack to my life. And, for a few seconds, came harmony. Finally."

[–]Jeremy252 1 point2 points ago

One of the best moments in the entire Max Payne series.

[–]xxcbr600xx 0 points1 point ago

"And I need you{dunadunadun} And I miss you{dunadunadun} And now I wonder...."

[–]Senor_Asshole 0 points1 point ago

[–]LKmm 0 points1 point ago

"Still working, maybe I can take this home....."

[–]RandomExpletive 0 points1 point ago

There it was, the soundtrack to my life

And, for a few seconds, came harmony

[–]WhereIsMyCakeBaby 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit. Like every other male, he was playing moonlight sonata by Beethoven, and thinking 'shit, I'm practicing because when I get to an actual bar this is going to cause women's panties to literally fly off'. Source - nine years of piano lessons.

[–]JaqHammerJesus 0 points1 point ago

I bet he was thinking of chopsticks.

[–]AWMSS 0 points1 point ago

I have this as the background on my laptop. Makes me think of how even during war, people remember the simple things in life.

[–]Shinigamijono 0 points1 point ago

"Damn I wish I could play the piano!"

[–]pHreaksYcle 0 points1 point ago

...and then we shot him in the face.

[–]abowen79 0 points1 point ago

This is a beautiful thought.

[–]keshav108 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of The Pianist..

[–]ZoomBlah 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was "Who the fuck is gonna tune that?"

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a music video. 'Piano in the forest' is highly versatile, if not vague and maybe simply feigning deepness. I don't know what the soldier represents. An Eastern European soldier, obviously represented by the fur hat and Kalashnikov rifle.

[–]rodmandirect 0 points1 point ago

Dr. Samuel Beckett?

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

"If I could play this, I bet I'd get a bunch of bitches. Yeah."

[–]DoubleHawk4Life 0 points1 point ago

As a military serviceman on deployment, I can say yes, he was thinking of home.

[–]jaaaaack 0 points1 point ago

I teared up a bit.

[–]ivebeenhereallsummer 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he was thinking, "Hey, this piano would make a cool fountain."

[–]CheatingCheetos 0 points1 point ago

Or, man I wish Russia would get out of my home.

[–]28_06_42_12 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like a Russian uniform to me than Chechen, but I am most likely wrong.

[–]gl77 -4 points-3 points ago

Or "why the fuck was I so stupid and sign up for the military so they could send me off to foreign lands to kill people for some rich assholes that don't give two shits about me?"

[–]biopsy -1 points0 points ago

[–]Squatso -1 points0 points ago

He wasn't thinking of home, but rather trying to play the tune to a Wu Tang track.

[–]IvardLongview -3 points-2 points ago

for any my chemical romance fans, i could definitely imagine him playing "Welcome to the Black Parade"