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[–]kobescoresagain 10 points11 points ago

He is from NY, start running 5ks in the area and you will find him.

[–]TheCage 7 points8 points ago

As if he needs to pick up a hooker...

[–]Clingingtosomething 4 points5 points ago

His plan was to turn her life around.

[–]Changb16 1 point2 points ago

Gets caught picking up hooker- Female cop say "I drop the charges for a threesome..."

[–]orzof -1 points0 points ago

By taking her money? He sounds like a wife.

[–]simon_wang12 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of GTA. I pay them money for their services, then I kill them and get my money back. Works every time.

[–]kobebeef24 1 point2 points ago

He's still around...

[–]chytri 3 points4 points ago

Not around enough!

[–]fdott 0 points1 point ago

If she paid him isn't he the hooker?

[–]JackofSpades1113 0 points1 point ago

OP, I love you so much...

[–]mmmannino 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if I am the only one that doesn't find ridiculously attractive guy ridiculously attractive...

[–]jai_un_mexicain 0 points1 point ago

I saw him on the news and he's one point above average.

I think it's just the idea behind the whole thing, big smile while running where everyone else is really tired.

[–]Tom_Bombadildo 0 points1 point ago

double chin

[–]Justusbraz 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god! That guy really photographs well!

[–]AProudBlackWoman -1 points0 points ago

get this fucking faggot off my reddits

[–]ryan_the_man_man -3 points-2 points ago

First I noticed this, but is his name Zeddie?

[–]In_Dying_Arms -2 points-1 points ago

Just when I thought you guys were over this..

[–]hayman356 -2 points-1 points ago

My friend jack knows you

[–]thorlover -3 points-2 points ago

I get lost in his eyes everytime. Never gets old.

[–]jcatleather -3 points-2 points ago

me too!

[–]skyhimonkey -3 points-2 points ago

Wow I want front page too... I posted basically the same thing a month ago. http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/s5qva/rpg_on_brothels/