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[–]sjrosen9 6 points7 points ago

or "create a new account" "is it really that easy? only one way to find out..." Followed by "fill in the captcha, followed by, "you are doing that too much. try again in 7 minutes." Cut to Ari.

[–]ChaosDesigned 1 point2 points ago

I hate it when you submit a post and are replying to all the comments and it tells you you are doing that too much. WTF ITS MY POST!

[–]Black_Sheep_Boy 7 points8 points ago

He should have gotten a Nokia

[–]ZombieInAToaster 5 points6 points ago

He would've brought the whole building down.

[–]Aurilion 5 points6 points ago

Haha i got that message earlier, yet i had not made a post in atleast an hour. Sometimes i feel they are just trolling us.

[–]katpis 2 points3 points ago

Thats what i was thinking..... Ive seen it 4 times today..

[–]Zondraxor 0 points1 point ago

I haven't gotten that message since my first month here. I only got it on comments, though, but my posts are few and far between.

[–]XKairiX 11 points12 points ago

Up vote for entourage:)

[–]kniteli 3 points4 points ago

I can't believe I loved that show so much when it was airing and now I barely remember it...

[–]XKairiX 4 points5 points ago

I have every episode so far on DVD :D Drama is so funny in it.

[–]dannysays 1 point2 points ago

If you go back to watch season 2 or 3, when Ari actually gets mad, the show is amazingly good in comparison to the later seasons.

[–]XKairiX 0 points1 point ago

Yep he was better all together when he had his tantrums :p

[–]prying_open_my3rdeye 1 point2 points ago

Why does this message even pop up...?

[–]JamesR624 0 points1 point ago

Because the idiots that mantain this site don't realize that limiting the function that is also the main point of your website is a fucking STUPID IDEA. It's like if twitter limited tweets so you could only tweet once every 4 hours.

[–]ApollWati 1 point2 points ago

Reddit wouldn't let me post in over a week because my posts weren't doing well. It lets me post, I get 90 net upvotes, and when I try to post today, it gives me the same message. Damn you Reddit!

[–]WootangWood 1 point2 points ago

Could this become a thing? I would really like more Ari in my life. And he's so animated he was built for GIFs

[–]Billy_Th3_Kid 0 points1 point ago

I've done this. It felt sooooo good

[–]NiteLite 0 points1 point ago

I read somewhere that originally they considered giving him a Bluetooth hands-free set, cause that's obviously something a douche like him would use. But when they started shooting they realized that he needed to be very physical with his phone in a lot of situations (throw it around, slam it on the table, bite it etc) so they went with a standard phone instead. I personally think it really helps the character in a lot of situations :D

[–]binaryechoes 0 points1 point ago

"account B", you're up.

[–]QUANTlTATlVE 0 points1 point ago

Australian here, is it "rated r," or "r-rated in the U.S.?"

[–]thegreekmind 1 point2 points ago

I think you posted this in the wrong thread, but I'll answer anyway. It's either, depending on context:

  • "The movie is rated R"
  • "It is an R-rated movie"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yes or "That username is already taken." Over and over.

[–]real_nice_guy 0 points1 point ago

he was the best part of that show.

[–]bnfdsl 0 points1 point ago

that looks very stress-releasing

[–]insidej0b 0 points1 point ago

seriously, this shit is annoying

[–]gender_bot -4 points-3 points ago

I identified one face in this photo

Face 1:
* 84% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
* Gender is male with 91% confidence
* Approximate Age is 40 with 95% confidence
* Persons mood is sad with 79% confidence
* Persons lips are sealed with 92% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

[–]panintegral 1 point2 points ago

It's like your're not trying anymore, man.

[–]ChaosDesigned 0 points1 point ago

I don't even get the point of this bot.

[–]geyserguy92 -5 points-4 points ago

Have you thought that maybe, you know, you ARE doing that too much?

[–]lanmac 3 points4 points ago

There are times were I post two comments max in 5min period and it gives me that warning. I think the anti comment spam idea makes a touch of sense. However it is way too sensitive.

[–]geyserguy92 0 points1 point ago

I have heard of other people having that problem with the comments, but I have never run into it, ever. I frequently post multiple comments in 5 minutes or less. In fact, if I find a thread I feel I can contribute to in a meaningful way I will post many comments in less than five minutes.

[–]jackieskellington85 1 point2 points ago

must be nice to be gettin that daily blow j from reddit...

[–]geyserguy92 0 points1 point ago

Not really. Snoo uses teeth almost everytime. Sometimes a lot of teeth as if I've done something displeasing, other times just a little as if by accident. But almost every time without fail.

[–]jackieskellington85 0 points1 point ago

use the rule of thumb and make him/her toothless. problem is e-solved.

[–]lanmac 0 points1 point ago

That is normally my problem though I try to comment meaningful stuff but sometimes it just acts up and locks me out.

[–]fateswarm[S] 0 points1 point ago

It depends on the subreddit. Here it's rare.

[–]keindeutschsprechen 1 point2 points ago

When you just have a new account it always does it for a few days.

[–]doctorcaligari 1 point2 points ago

Hell, my account is 3.5 years old and it happened to me this week.