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[–]evanthesquirrel 22 points23 points ago

Can I compare thee to a downvote? Let me count the ways.

1.) Yolo 2.) Repost 3.) Slut shaming

[–]tropicterror 72 points73 points ago

Awesome post bro!

EDIT: Sorry, my auto correct changed it from "Stop reposting shit for karma."

[–]Moerf -2 points-1 points ago

Have my internets.

[–]Iamadinocopter 32 points33 points ago

repost

[–]doluto 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, repost:/

[–]oivitz 1 point2 points ago

Totally; repost.

[–]Z3F 32 points33 points ago

Unprovoked Facebook hostility, how you make me laugh.

[–]zeppelinfromled 51 points52 points ago

It's funny because nudity is something that we should all feel ashamed about.

[–]U731lvr 29 points30 points ago

Whore when she's not doing it for you.

Prude bitch when she won't do it for you.

[–]marvelous_molester 11 points12 points ago

there's a fine line between nudity and going online to advertise the fact that you were nude when you performed a mundane task.

[–]Confucius_says 3 points4 points ago

she clearly tanned nude merely just so she can post about it on her facebook.

[–]SorrySeptember 12 points13 points ago

So now women are whores if we're comfortable with our own nudity? ಠ_ಠ

[–]focofosho88 3 points4 points ago

I'm sure the girls in the porn that this guy watches don't have tan lines. The only thing she should feel ashamed about is attaching YOLO to the end of it.

EDIT: maybe the porn reference didn't support your point. I mean I'm sure if this guy's girlfriend wanted to tan in the nude he wouldn't be calling her a whore.

[–]Hounmlayn 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure tannning with your genitals unprotected is dangerous.

[–]focofosho88 0 points1 point ago

That still doesn't imply whore

[–]Hounmlayn 0 points1 point ago

I was just implying she was saying YOLO because she knows it's dangerous to do that, and is only really doing it for the absence of tan lines, which is only effective if you spend the majority of your time naked.

I agree it doesn't make her a whore, but c'mon, we all know the guy who said that is one of those keyboard warriors who comment negatively on everything.

[–]A_Hungry_Heavy89 1 point2 points ago

That is exactly what reddit is trying to tell you.

[–]lufraf 12 points13 points ago

I feel like shaming girls for being naked is counterproductive towards my goal of seeing girls naked...

[–]HairlessSasquatch 2 points3 points ago

Im all for boobs but this YOLO horse shit has to stop

[–]Untz234 20 points21 points ago

I have no problem with reposts but atleast wait some time. For fucks sake it wasnt even a week

[–]143522354 12 points13 points ago

What a dick.

[–]SaintGenesius 8 points9 points ago

Ah yes, let's discourage nudity in attractive females (or males, but that's not my thing).

[–]HighHemplar 2 points3 points ago

It's like every time I go on reddit some asshole waste my time with a repost that wasn't funny the first time I saw it. MrConnerr you one of those assholes.

[–]robertjchrist 1 point2 points ago

when did tanning naked become a bad thing? no tan lines bro

[–]adnan252 5 points6 points ago

Seriously though, where.?

[–]Frankocean2 4 points5 points ago

If this is real, that dude is a douchebag.

[–]Dean_Moriarty 1 point2 points ago

Wait, people actually use YOLO not to pretend that they're fucking retarded?

[–]BroadStreet_Bully 2 points3 points ago

I've never actually encountered it in the wild. If it wasn't for reddit, I wouldn't know what it was. Reddit talks an awfully a lot about stuff they don't like. It's because of reddit I knew snooki was pregnant, quite fascinating when you think about it.

[–]yourxxxmom 3 points4 points ago

I work at a liquor store and the guido benny was taking forever to pick what he wanted, and right when he made up his mind, he said "Ah. YOLO, I'll take it." I wasn't sure if I wanted to laugh or just move to Mars.

[–]Dean_Moriarty 1 point2 points ago

And now because of reddit I too know that snooki was pregnant.

[–]BroadStreet_Bully 0 points1 point ago

Paradox city.

[–]something_facetious 6 points7 points ago

I would say people use YOLO to confirm to their peers that they are retarded. That way, no one has to ask.

[–]A7X4REVer 3 points4 points ago

People use YOLO as an excuse to do stupid shit. For example: "I'm going to go to a party, get wasted out of my mind and have unprotected sex with every person at the party, YOLO." I say you have one life, don't fuck it up.

[–]focofosho88 0 points1 point ago

But tanning naked isn't a stupid thing...

[–]A7X4REVer 0 points1 point ago

No it isn't, I was just stating the true reasoning for YOLO.

[–]spearos 0 points1 point ago

I was disappointed...

[–]RogueNine 0 points1 point ago

Bake!

[–]RogueNine 0 points1 point ago

Don't get excited, my auto-correct changed it from fake.

[–]Marty565 0 points1 point ago

"YOLO!!" Makes me want to rage.

[–]ablebodiedmango 0 points1 point ago

Fuck off MrConnerr.

[–]Kyato 0 points1 point ago

That's...mean.

[–]what_user_name 0 points1 point ago

criticizing women for being naked conflicts with my desire to see women naked.

[–]thatguy73 0 points1 point ago

Yolo means she takes it in the ass, hey at least she's got no clothes on!

[–]zgoku 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or is Reddit getting horrible deja vu lately? Really quick reposts.

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[–]wade_station 12 points13 points ago

you shouldn't apologize about the repost, but more the quality.

[–]smartbomb314 4 points5 points ago

and the slut shaming.

[–]HairlessSasquatch -1 points0 points ago

Do what you want. I don't care. But when you say yolo it's high time you were strung up and hung from the rafters