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Not on my watch! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]post_post_modernism 116 points117 points ago

there are like 4 fetishes going on at the same time in this video

[–]Buscat 165 points166 points ago

I can't even get hard until I see an old dude kicking a pissing woman.

[–]KevimusPrime 21 points22 points ago

Cripes, I thought it was a woman..

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

It isn't?

EDIT: I still can't tell.

[–]hoddap 1 point2 points ago

It's a man, seen the video

[–]LazyBrains 0 points1 point ago

Link or it didn't happen.

[–]PinkyShin08 254 points255 points ago

I didn't even notice she was peeing.

I didn't even notice her tits were hanging out.

I didn't know what was going on in that gif until I saw it at least 5 times.

[–]votesgoup 80 points81 points ago

I also watched it several times. I was aware of everything.

[–]ceasly 8 points9 points ago

As soon as i saw the NSFW tag I immediately expected, and saw the tits.

[–]explosivo563 10 points11 points ago

didn't notice her tits were out until I read this

[–]GFandango 3 points4 points ago

thanks for pointing out the tits

[–]P1P3R 310 points311 points ago

Cunt punt.

[–]nickminunni 111 points112 points ago

Coochie carnage

[–]P1P3R 130 points131 points ago

Fallopian footsie.

[–]funkyloki 157 points158 points ago

Dismay in the vajayjay

[–]oxymoronisanoxymoron 140 points141 points ago

Boot her in the cooter.

[–]smackybrown 126 points127 points ago

lady flower pain shower

[–]jakemcd184 84 points85 points ago

muff scuff

[–]GiveMeBackMySon 129 points130 points ago

Game Ovaries.

[–]Bortjort 44 points45 points ago

Cooter Scooter

[–]trollmenot 24 points25 points ago

Box box.

[–]funkyloki 8 points9 points ago

This one was fucking hilarious.

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[–]CavitySearch 27 points28 points ago

Piss Squat Crotch Shot

[–]TehGrav 11 points12 points ago

cuntal collision

[–]tomatillatoday 2 points3 points ago

this one was my favorite

[–]ashe14 54 points55 points ago

Uppercunt

[–]PinkyShin08 5 points6 points ago

ONLY if it was a punch. It would've been perfect.

[–]necrodude 15 points16 points ago

Shakespeare would be proud.

[–]mikewazowski333 444 points445 points ago

Yeah, she deserved that.

It's just disgusting.

[–]brutalproduct[S] 69 points70 points ago

especially that ole boy's shoe!

[–]xenoph2 56 points57 points ago

Happened in Hungary, here.

I've been there so many times as a child en route to my grandparents. :D

[–]Apostolate 29 points30 points ago

How the fuck did you recognize that?

Things like this blow my mind about reddit.

[–]xenoph2 33 points34 points ago

Wouldn't you recognize all the places you've frequently been to during your earlier days?

[–]Apostolate 19 points20 points ago

I think I'd be distracted by the crouching woman peeing who is kicked by an old man. Plus it's like ten feet of a street.

[–]abenton 6 points7 points ago

Well he did say this was in Hungary. As an American who has never been there I assume all Hungarian women do this.

[–]slavetothesystem 13 points14 points ago

I am from Hungary and I can confirm this.

SourceProof: It's the internet and I told you.

[–]b1naryv1k1ng 6 points7 points ago

Sounds legit. I believe him.

[–]FrostByt 3 points4 points ago

I wonder if her toe got wet.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 1 point2 points ago

I would have handled it differently though.

[–]dollarbillyall 2 points3 points ago

yea...i would have slapped her so hard, she shit and then kicked her in the ass...more satisfaction with just a little clean up

[–]slavetothesystem 5 points6 points ago

I found it intriguing. Would have watched and clapped after.

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[–]despaxes 86 points87 points ago

pissing in public isn't a fucking taboo, it's a health hazard.

[–]slimpickens42 7 points8 points ago

Urine is typically sterile.

[–]ironmenon 28 points29 points ago

As long as its in your bladder. It starts collecting microbes the minute it leaves you body (or enters your urethra, if you have an infection) and because its nutrient rich and wet, it will soon become a haven for all kinds of stuff.

Also its stinks like all hell.

[–]jgzman 13 points14 points ago

For about a minute.

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

We'll see how much you like getting waterboarded then.

[–]The_Sleepy_Fapper 38 points39 points ago

Fuck that, nobody wants to watch some whore piss on the street near a bus stop in broad daylight. I call her a whore because she is literally doing it for money.

[–]living-nightmare1331 1 point2 points ago

Did you not notice her tits hanging out? literally?! I think that is a whore...but ya know thats just my thinking...

[–]The_Sleepy_Fapper 2 points3 points ago

Obviously man. That's why I called her a whore two times. Once for each boob.

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[–]The_Sleepy_Fapper 14 points15 points ago

I'm not talking about pervs on the internet. I'm talking about in real life as you are trying to go about your day, no one wants to turn and just see some dirty whore just piss on the sidewalk or have to walk around some chick squatting down and just pissing on the sidewalk because she just doesn't give a fuck.

[–]Black_Market_Baby 13 points14 points ago

Yes, this is the issue here. Be into whatever weird kinky fetish that you want, but when you start to involve unwilling passers by, you start to cross lines.

[–]hillbillyheaven 2 points3 points ago

paid

[–]RebelTactics 5 points6 points ago

I never understood the pissing fetish. Definitely not my cup of tea but here's to your satisfaction. pic 1 and 2. I don't see why people should downvote you for sharing your opinion.

[–]Black_Market_Baby 4 points5 points ago

I'm so much more horrified by this gif than by the OP's. There's just so much going on here that I don't understand and pissing is the least of my problems with it...

[–]RebelTactics 7 points8 points ago

Well I'll try to explain it as best as I can... Japan.

[–]Black_Market_Baby 7 points8 points ago

Isn't it odd that that is explanation enough? What the hell, Japan?

[–]Scarjaka 4 points5 points ago

Pissing fetish =/= pissing on animals fetish.

[–]RebelTactics -3 points-2 points ago

Oh yes it is. It's all part of the piss fetish. How can you argue this?

[–]Scarjaka 4 points5 points ago

Well, you said

I never understood the pissing fetish

and I'm one of the people that enjoy it.

[–]RebelTactics 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough but it's safe to say the animal version is a sub-genre of the fetish at least, right?

[–]Scarjaka -1 points0 points ago

Definitely, but I don't know how common it is.

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[–]RebelTactics -1 points0 points ago

Everyone and their mothers have had to take a leak in public at some point in their lives. They just think nobody was watching...

[–]Talman 29 points30 points ago

So, was this a professional thing (girl being filmed for pro-am porn?) If so, this is even more hilarious because they didn't choose their location well.

[–]senorrawr 30 points31 points ago

Yeah, it was a poorly filmed fetish video

Link here if you want it.

[–]powermad47 16 points17 points ago

how in the world did you find this

[–]jubjub2184 18 points19 points ago

It's the Internet..we never fail to find porn for each other..it's amazing.

[–]senorrawr 2 points3 points ago

Some guy in this thread found some guy in another thread who found the video for me.

[–]The_Determinator 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I found that guy. He uhh... fell off the back of a truck.

[–]TheEdgemerian 1 point2 points ago

I don't really want to download / watch it... but did you actually link to the video this is from? or just something similar?

[–]senorrawr 2 points3 points ago

It's the real deal, guy.

[–]TheEdgemerian 0 points1 point ago

You are why the internet is awesome.

[–]senorrawr 0 points1 point ago

Oh stop it, you!

[–]Talman 0 points1 point ago

Naw, not my thing. Someone needs lessons on how to film their product safely.

[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 160 points161 points ago

That reminds me of the time I saw a girl taking a dump on the street and I plugged her cornhole with my thumb. We've been together for 5 years this monday.

[–]HoHoNOPE 87 points88 points ago

I give that story...

Two thumbs-up.

[–]zarisin 24 points25 points ago

YEAH!!!

[–]Turtleslippers 5 points6 points ago

I had my volume up, that scared the hell out of me.

[–]THE_BANANA_PALADIN 50 points51 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/RZmWk.jpg

[–]turkishkid69 58 points59 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/BAHu6.jpg

[–]mromblesomble 9 points10 points ago

OMGWTFBBQ...that was what you were going for, right?

[–]brutalproduct[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Ma Nuge!

[–]groovemonkey 13 points14 points ago

where's shitty watercolor when u need him

[–]Phunk131 0 points1 point ago

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20111128/1000/first_time_gif_reactions_to_seeing_guys_package_50.gif

[–]Corn-Bread 95 points96 points ago

I guarantee she feel like she was wronged.
"I was just pissin' on the sidewalk with ma' tits out and this old faggot kicked me FOR NO REASON!"

[–]MationMac 13 points14 points ago

She proceeds to piss even more. http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/ut715/not_on_my_watch/c4yc6ta

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    [–]TheCha96 31 points32 points ago

    Make that NSFW.

    [–]Beatledude 15 points16 points ago

    Original video??

    [–]Dmkaz 36 points37 points ago

    Original

    Though, I somewhat remember there was one floating out there that was significantly longer.

    *Edit Found the longer version.

    [–]tonypotenza 15 points16 points ago

    The context is gold, the TIMING is genius, he comes into frame the EXACT moment she first crouches, then snakes in from behind and BAM in the vajayjay lol

    [–]Kantham 15 points16 points ago

    The audio must be out of sync. I wanted to hear what he had to say.

    Probably along the lines of "Get some fucking manners, woman."

    [–]JuanAG31 6 points7 points ago

    sigh

    [–]Takuya-san 11 points12 points ago

    What a piece of trash. It makes me angry that she did it and got away with it, she deserved more than just that cunt punt.

    [–]bodysuitman 9 points10 points ago

    A dude would have gotten slapped with a sex offender label.

    [–]Lecks 2 points3 points ago

    A dude would've gotten a beating.

    [–]GiveMeBackMySon 3 points4 points ago

    How did I not notice her breasts were out in the gif? I must be slipping in my old age.

    [–]poop22_ 1 point2 points ago

    I'm 18 and didn't notice...

    [–]srithikdatta 1 point2 points ago

    hahahah he comes back

    [–]Maestrotx 1 point2 points ago

    I know and the camera switches to a new scene! lol

    This man is my hero!

    [–]brutalproduct[S] 0 points1 point ago

    sa-weet!

    [–]Neonlightswitch 14 points15 points ago

    I hope the old guy went home and told the story to his family. "You'll never believe what I saw today. Some hippie harlet was urinating in the street, so I did the first thing that came to mind and kicked her in her cooch. She'll think twice next time."

    [–]LazyBrains 13 points14 points ago

    This guy's a champ.

    [–]hell_on_heels 6 points7 points ago

    I'm a lady and I feel like he didn't hit her hard. She was in a public place. People walking about didn't ask to see that and the old man felt offended. Serves her right in my opinion.

    [–]vinjhup 2 points3 points ago

    Thought that the tattoo on her leg was a shit stain.

    [–]Enleat 2 points3 points ago

    Who the fuck is this woman? Serves her right, the pig.

    [–]Draggie 6 points7 points ago

    what the freaking hell is wrong with people? Go back to the zoo for f sake.

    [–]Kramer390 8 points9 points ago

    Relevant Saw this while traveling to Munich a few days ago.

    [–]svullenballe 30 points31 points ago

    What am I looking at?

    [–]joshuahardy95 5 points6 points ago

    live in Australia see that every Thursday, Friday and Saturday

    [–]Arcturus008 4 points5 points ago

    Ahhh Northbridge, such a classy suburb.

    [–]joshuahardy95 2 points3 points ago

    Northbridge is not that bad it only gains so much attention because its "white people"

    i have lived/been all over the north west and young aboriginal kids are giving 100% freedom from there parents and sometimes there even enticed into drinking the metho and sniffing the petrol..

    savage brutal circle, that no one really gives two shits about.

    [–]aienthiwan 1 point2 points ago

    Why is this NFSW?

    [–]aienthiwan 1 point2 points ago

    Oh nevermind - I didn't the see the pee at first.

    [–]TheOneAlex 0 points1 point ago

    the tits perhaps?

    [–]aienthiwan 2 points3 points ago

    Oh. They are so small I didn't even notice.

    [–]GrilledCheeser 1 point2 points ago

    Kicked her right in the pisser. Fantastic.

    [–]crashbfan 3 points4 points ago

    Show that dirty bitch!

    [–]retroshark 6 points7 points ago

    definitely want to see the original video for this! fucking hilarious. i hope im that much of a badass when im his age. girls pissing in the street, or anyone for that matter is gross. find a secluded spot, and for gods sake, put your tits away!

    [–]Feb_29_Guy 27 points28 points ago

    You realize she was probably filming a fetish porn video?

    [–]retroshark 8 points9 points ago

    yup, im pretty sure thats what it would have been. people really enjoy videos of chicks peeing and shitting in public. ive seen them. its not really to my liking though.

    [–]DirtBurglar 2 points3 points ago

    http://xxxbunker.com/43468

    [–]Sorrune 19 points20 points ago

    Agree with everything you said except "put your tits away"

    [–]Misvenus000 3 points4 points ago

    Thats fucking epic. Wish I could buy that man a nice cold beer. Punt the cunt!

    [–]Littlejr5 2 points3 points ago

    Nsfw?

    [–]Intolight 20 points21 points ago

    NSFV

    FTFY

    [–]physicscat 5 points6 points ago

    She deserved it. How disgusting. Does she think that's attractive?

    [–]Shampyon 5 points6 points ago

    Maybe, maybe not, but she was likely being paid by people who do.

    [–]jabbaj7 3 points4 points ago

    Fucking dirty hot bitch.

    Still fapped.

    [–]Balizzm 1 point2 points ago

    what the hell is happening... Everyone just pissing where they want..

    [–]luigisfuckingpeach 1 point2 points ago

    Makes me so happy, this gif.

    [–]UmBongo86 1 point2 points ago

    Boom! Cunt Punt.

    [–]EmX7 1 point2 points ago

    Hope he had a Steel toe boot on.

    [–]Loaderini 1 point2 points ago

    falcon kick!

    [–]seanayb 0 points1 point ago

    what, the , fuck!

    why were her tits out? what fucking purpose did that serve?

    more importantly, why do i click on this shit

    [–]Turtlelover73 7 points8 points ago

    Public watersports porn.

    [–]nerfezoriuq 0 points1 point ago

    Someone should combine this gif and the one where the soccer ball hits the guy eating an ice cream cone.

    [–]WootangWood 0 points1 point ago

    I've watched it a solid 15 times and I can't tell if I think it's funny or sad.

    [–]brutalproduct[S] 0 points1 point ago

    Are you wearing the special shoes?

    [–]lewok 0 points1 point ago

    what the hell??????

    [–]handsolo85 0 points1 point ago

    Lmfao!

    [–]comfortableenough 0 points1 point ago

    What the fuck is even going on here?

    [–]killerdead77 0 points1 point ago

    Its kind of funny but why the hell did he kiked her.... I wouldve watched

    [–]TechNickL 0 points1 point ago

    Uhhhhhhh....... source? (can't believe I'm the first to ask...)

    [–]RedsoxFan42 0 points1 point ago

    Cunt punt!

    [–]goldenrod 0 points1 point ago

    when you gotta go, you gotta go I guess

    [–]Oscarcool40 0 points1 point ago

    kicked her right in the cunt

    [–]spermracewinner 2 points3 points ago

    I believe they call that a cunt punt in England.

    [–]oxymoronisanoxymoron 0 points1 point ago

    We certainly do, old bean!

    [–]Oscarcool40 -1 points0 points ago

    I instantly fell in love with your word play *le upvote

    [–]nite_hm 0 points1 point ago

    The best

    [–]FirmOrange 0 points1 point ago

    That's probably the funniest thing I've seen in weeks!

    [–]nolamunchkin 0 points1 point ago

    Nothing to see here . . . just a cunt.

    [–]decemvrezerg -3 points-2 points ago

    Oh my goodness i was so scared this was Romania. I was quite happy to find that this is indeed Hungary.

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