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[–]ossij 915 points916 points ago

You're here. Near Inari, Northern Finland / Lapland. HTH, HAND.

[–]Some_Random_Guy_1138 443 points444 points ago

I love how someone can post a picture from anywhere in the world and there will always be a redditor who knows where it's at.

[–]ossij 277 points278 points ago

I didn't actually know. I just checked Google Maps for crossroads in approximate distances from the places shown in the picture. The first guess was 10 kilometers off, the second crossroads was a direct hit. (There isn't many big roads / crossroads in Lapland.)

Helped being a Finn, though, since knew where to look at.

[–]domy94 62 points63 points ago

I'm not from Finland, but, curious as I am, I took the three Cities/Towns which were in the same direction and followed that road, then measured 88km from Cevetjävri and landed at the crossroad.

[–]Tactful 138 points139 points ago

I went to the comments, and clicked the link in the top comment, and then landed at the crossroad. It really helped being a lazy cunt though, since I knew where to look at.

[–]PumpValve 7 points8 points ago

You don't have to be lazy but it helps.

There are many riddles in life that can be solved by putting it off for 10 minutes or so until someone else solves it for you.

Would you want to be the first guy to discover that you can eat a cow? Who looks at one of those snot-nosed beasts and thinks, yum?

[–]Tactful 7 points8 points ago

No "man" was the first man to discover you can eat a cow; animals were eating each other long before humans evolved and diverged; it's a basic instinct.

It's that same thing of: "Oh, who looked at a cow and thought: hey, I wonder if I can drink the liquid from its udders,"

Answer: Nobody did; mammals have been consuming breast milk for aeons.

[–]Thjoth 2 points3 points ago

The real question is who decided to try an egg. It's literally an object that just came out of a bird's ass.

[–]Tactful 1 point2 points ago

Once again, raptors were stealing and eating eggs long before human intervention.

[–]Thjoth 1 point2 points ago

I think the more relevant thing to look for there is whether there's a practice among primates of stealing and consuming eggs, since we belong to that group. If we're the only primate that loves the hell out of some eggs, then that would be fairly odd.

[–]okmkz 1 point2 points ago

Milk is the one that gets me. Who looked at a cow and said, I'm gonna squeeze those and drink what comes out!?

[–]Tactful 1 point2 points ago

Mammals were consuming breast milk long before humans evolved intelligent thought.

[–]mayoandfries 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for working smart, not hard

[–]Okapiru 2 points3 points ago

Cevetjärvi...haha

[–]iwsfutcmd 8 points9 points ago

I'm not Finnish at all, but I could tell he was in northern Finland. The top text looked pretty clearly like Finnish, and the only place where there'd be bilingual signage would be in Sapmi (except, perhaps, the Swedish-speaking enclaves, but the second language clearly wasn't Swedish).

Linguistic Detective, ho!

[–]kinkkulainen 2 points3 points ago

And in Eastern Finland it isn't so rare to see signs with Russian text. And in places like Nauvo the text is Squeedish first then Finnish.

[–]cyberbemon 1 point2 points ago

Finns are fucking awesome !!!

[–]i_706_i 86 points87 points ago

This should be made into a game. A redditor posts a picture of a unique building or landmark and we see how long it takes for someone to find it.

[–]dmbmeg 16 points17 points ago

r/WhereAmI!

[–]ClockworkRobot 19 points20 points ago

Wow, 2 posts in 2 years. Cant wait for the next one!

[–]MMSTINGRAY 41 points42 points ago

The collective power the internet gives us to solve problems and come up with new ides in a huge "think tank" is completely unprecedented. The only problem is most people would rather look at pictures of cute animals lol.

[–]TheDesktopNinja 27 points28 points ago

So we should change pictures of cute animals into the method of reward for getting actual think tank work done?

[–]valoopy 14 points15 points ago

This makes more sense than it should.

[–]TheDesktopNinja 8 points9 points ago

The more work you get done, the cuter the animals you can see! It can't fail. Just changes every "job" into a mini-game, basically. At the end of a "game", you get your reward for completing it. The more difficult the "game", the better the reward.

This is the future of the workplace. Mini-games instead of jobs or assignments or TPS reports, and you get rewarded with money based on performance. IT CAN'T FAIL.

[–]gchrisdean 5 points6 points ago

Or maybe the method of reward should be some kind point system based on a hierarchy of upstanding votes among the internet think tank community. We could call them... up votes. Yes, up votes. These "UP" votes could then be a self-gratifying reward system based on your level of participation. This positive reinforcement could be given a name like, oh I don't know.. "karma" or something silly like that. Just to keep it moving along in the right direction.

This could be something huge....

[–]-DickFart 19 points20 points ago

theres a guy that already does that. his username was like "ifoundyou" or something and he'd do that to ppl's pictures with even the smallest info. was actually really creepy. upboat for anyone that finds the exact username

[–]trimeta 15 points16 points ago

[–]InNomine 6 points7 points ago

found_you

[–]Dr_Insomnia 2 points3 points ago

Your wish is my command, introducing;

r/whereintheworldami

Because "r/whereintheworld" was taken by a nice Canadian.

[–]nawitus 4 points5 points ago

Quite similar to /r/finddit.

[–]sailingthefantasea 2 points3 points ago

There's a website like that where you post up pictures of famous locations or just from photographs and people can tell you where it is. Usually for when you're unsure where the location is yourself.

There was also a tumblr craze recently where people used mapcrunch to land them in a random place and then had to direct themselves to the nearest airport.

[–]PumpValve 1 point2 points ago

This should be made into a game.

Reddicaching

[–]teh_i[!] 10 points11 points ago

I came in just to see whether anyone had done it yet ;) Incredible network we got here, eh?

[–]MooseBear 6 points7 points ago

Challenge accepted!

[–]WhyNotBarbershop 10 points11 points ago

[–]Dr_Insomnia 2 points3 points ago

That was delightful, to say the least!

[–]TheMightyCreep 3 points4 points ago

I don't concur with this. I live in Southern Finland in a small town of 10,000 that nobody gives a shit about because there really isn't anything worth seeing over here. Except for the fact that you're forced to pass through our town if you take the train from Turku to Helsinki but that's a minor detail since people only hear the name chanted but don't really give a shit about the town further than that. We're also mainly a Swedish speaking town so Finns look down on us even further than they normally would.

[–]cowler 1 point2 points ago

I kind of knew it was Finland cause of the writing and that one of the sign said Kirkenes which is the most nothern part of Norway, and i am from Norway :)

[–]ThJ 20 points21 points ago

I grew up on the Norwegian side of the border, a few hours away from Kirkenes (Church Headland). Johka and joki are Sami and Finnish, and mean river. My father's home town was called Børselv in Norwegian, Pyssyjoki in Finnish and Bissojohka in Sami, and all translate to Rifle River. I think jävri means mountain. Apparently, niemi and njárga means peninsula. I've seen signs like these a lot where I grew up.

[–]ossij 13 points14 points ago

Järvi means lake, otherwise spot on :)

[–]percafluviatilis 10 points11 points ago

Muddusjärvi massive reporting in!

[–]kiddhitta 20 points21 points ago

I'm no expert, but I believe that's somewhere in the Detroit area. But I could be wrong.

[–]drachenstern 1 point2 points ago

I've got a buddy who's an expert on giant street signs, let me give him a call and see if he can come by and take a look

[–]kiddhitta 6 points7 points ago

Well, this is actually very interesting. What you've got here is a giant street sign from an old town in west Philadelphia. I was born and raised there so I would know.

Alright thanks for comin in.

Anytime.

I'll give you 4 dollars and a half eaten ham sandwich.

Can you do a 3/4 eaten ham sandwich.

Nope. Hahahaha. Thats as high as I'm gonna go.

Ok.

Write him up chum.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

He can certainly drive by real quick.

[–]TheObeseOne 5 points6 points ago

As a 3/4 norwegian, 1/4 finnish, I was just about to say this. Northern Europe ftw!

[–]vvim[S] 7 points8 points ago

Wow, unexpected front page... Thank you all for appreciating!!!

I was on a road trip through Lapland on my way to the North Cape when I took this picture. Thanks for the Google Maps picture, that looks great :-)

Have a nice day

[–]knopflerfan1 1 point2 points ago

Lapland eh? Watch about a Father Christmas!

[–]ssnemeiss 1 point2 points ago

I was wondering why the hell they would put a sign for Kirkkonummi in Lapland... and why those Swedish letters look weird... until I re-read that it is actually "Kirkkoniemi"... and those strange letters are Sami.

[–]Ellipsis 1 point2 points ago

There should be a subreddit for this... people post pictures of places viewable with streetview (or anywhere there are lots of photos) and maybe add clues over time. Hmmm...

[–]phantom887 1 point2 points ago

Pan to the right on that street view. Fucking beautiful.

[–]StarHat 37 points38 points ago

Suomi made it to the front page? GREAT SUCCESS!

[–]jbeck17 28 points29 points ago

[–]StarHat 8 points9 points ago

So true...

[–]Thesilverbullitt 155 points156 points ago

Finland.

[–]vvim[S] 168 points169 points ago

then I should turn left here, thanks!

[–]Niqulaz 1 point2 points ago

Having grown up in Kirkenes, I would recommend against missing the next exit. You definitely want to hang left for Nordkapp.

[–]trenlock 11 points12 points ago

Im going there in 8 days for a month :)

[–]AugustsOnlySon 68 points69 points ago

[–]vvim[S] 16 points17 points ago

you won the game and win a duck, congrats!

[–]BaconIsGodsGift 5 points6 points ago

Dat bill.

[–]oivitz 2 points3 points ago

Dat dog mask.

[–]muffinheart 1 point2 points ago

Every time I look at a picture of a duck I see them wearing a dog mask.

[–]Hupso 67 points68 points ago

The first line is Finnish, the second one is in Sami language. This is from Northern Finland, where there's a lot of Sami people. Trust me, I'm Finnish.

[–]fivetoone 117 points118 points ago

Finished with what?

[–]irish711 82 points83 points ago

He's Russian to the Finnish. I'd say it's pretty Swede.

/horrible puns

[–]WisconsinWombat 15 points16 points ago

If you like horrible puns then I'm German.

[–]Poltras 2 points3 points ago

Hi German. How are you?

[–]Cinelli 19 points20 points ago

Uganda be kidding me...

[–]fmlfml1 1 point2 points ago

Denmark it as spam.

[–]vvim[S] 2 points3 points ago

happy cake day, have some comment karma!

[–]boosterxboosh 7 points8 points ago

My dad is from Finland. He does this joke all the time.

Waitress: Are you finished? Dad: Yes, but I'm not done with my dinner! XD

[–]gvwondk 2 points3 points ago

I would say your dad has a very finnish sense of humor.

[–]lostninja815 1 point2 points ago

Finished with Sami?

[–]Vimsefreet 2 points3 points ago

The third one is Norwegian. So it's probably the Norwegian, finnish, samish area.

[–]Niitze 61 points62 points ago

[–]sailingonward 125 points126 points ago

scumbag OP

posts pictures of clearly labeled street signs

claims to be lost

[–]lollycaustic 38 points39 points ago

Scumbag OP: has an internet connection and information about current location, yet claims to be lost.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 1 point2 points ago

...for karma. Don't forget that part.

I'm playing along with the joke, for you seriousers out there

[–]vvim[S] 2 points3 points ago

For karma? Never!

[–]CoolHeadedLogician 4 points5 points ago

those aren't clearly labeled, i see numbers but no units.

[–]Buehler-buehler 39 points40 points ago

Well, they use the metric system in Finland, right? The numbers must be in centimeters.

[–]brbrbrad 18 points19 points ago

Centimeters can't be right. I'm guessing degrees Kelvin.

[–]brazen 7 points8 points ago

And, there's no title and the X and Y axis are not labeled.

[–]The_Overexplainer 342 points343 points ago

OH, I get it. The OP doesn't speak the language depicted on the signs in the picture, therefore he believes himself to be lost in a mystical wonderland. Top notch!

[–]pseudolobster 87 points88 points ago

Furthermore, it appears the signs are in fact printed in two different languages simultaneously, adding to his confusion. Maybe Finnish and Swedish? Perhaps he speaks neither.

[–]msk105 81 points82 points ago

I'm fairly sure the bottom ones are in Sami, because those places are in Lapland and they don't look at all like Swedish or Russian.

[–]ruutanansissi 22 points23 points ago

Confirmed. (Btw, I recommend the Sevettijärvi direction. Plenty of stuff to do around there.)

[–]trua 8 points9 points ago

There are four languages in this image.

Finnish:

  • Kirkkoniemi
  • Näätämö
  • Sevettijärvi
  • Ivalo (barely visible on the sign in the back)
  • Utsjoki
  • Karigasniemi

Inari Sámi:

  • Čevetjävri
  • Avveel

Northern Sámi:

  • Njávđám
  • Ohcejohka
  • Gáregasnjárga

Norwegian:

  • Kirkenes

[–]Squidmonkej 1 point2 points ago

But the "Kirkenes"-sign is in Finnish and Norwegian. "Kirkenes" is called Kirkkoniemi in Finnish and Girkonjárga in Sami.

But as you said, the rest of the signs are written in Finnish and Northern Sami, the Sami being the bottom text.

[–]The_Overexplainer 29 points30 points ago

Indeed! In conclusion, one can assume that the humour of this post comes from the fact that rather than recognizing the signs as bearing a distinct, unique tongue, he prefers to think of it as gibberish! How spiffing

[–]curlyhair 1 point2 points ago

Its Finnish and Sami. Sami is completely different from Swedish and very different when compared to Finnish. A Finn will barely understand any Sami. Finland is a bilingual country with 3 official languages, so many road signs are in 2 languages. In Lapland most signs are in Finnish/Sami, Finnish/Norwegian, or Finnish/Swedish (depending where you are, most common is Finnish/Sami though), in the south mostly in Finnish/Swedish, and in the east in Finnish/Russian.

[–]spaghettifier 7 points8 points ago

There is also the fact that according to the signs, the closest notable place is 63 km away.

[–]lurch00 1 point2 points ago

WOOHOO > 63km > 39.1463851 miles

not sure where the bot army is.

[–]asshatastic 5 points6 points ago

All he can tell is that he's 63 from any place worth posting a sign for.

[–]Raido_Badland 2 points3 points ago

I lived 24 years near that place. At summertime when the local shithole of a bar closed at midnight, we used to take a taxi and drive 40 kilometres to the next wich was open till 4am. And yeah, there's nothing in between villages, just reindeers, bears and wilderness.

[–]mapkinase 6 points7 points ago

I think he is horrified that he is so far from all of those settlements without a car in a cold land where not even all types of penguins can live, only the Linux type.

[–]irrelevantPseudonym 2 points3 points ago

Also improved by the fact that the signs look like motorway signs and, as such, are huge.

Edit: I realise they're not motorway signs since it's a t-junction, but my point still stands.

[–]joeknowswhoiam 2 points3 points ago

I, too, like sarcasm.

[–]Internaut_Joe 1 point2 points ago

It's study abroad season.

[–]skibblez_n_zits 1 point2 points ago

I don't think people are catching on yet to the username for your brand new account.

[–]flignir 1 point2 points ago

You're damned right we're not. I came to this discussion resenting the fact that this stupid picture gets upvotes, and was very pleased when the first thing I saw was a sarcastic statement reducing this uninteresting submission to its uninteresting components.

Now that I know it's a novelty account... My thinking is bad, and I should feel bad.

[–]The_Overexplainer 1 point2 points ago

Ah, my friend. You see, I DO only post my comments on posts that I think to be rubbish! Therefore, all of your bad feelings should be non-existent! WHAT-HO!

[–]hillbenni 26 points27 points ago

You're in Inari, Finland. No worries, just head south towards Ivalo (Aveel) and the road you're on will take you straight to Helsinki (in about 12 hours). But stay on the road, a wrong turn'll send you to Russia, and you thought Finnish signs were hard to read...

[–]Robert_Cannelin 11 points12 points ago

He definitely should've taken the right turn at Albakoikee.

[–]kuba_10 1 point2 points ago

...so it's really like that not everywhere people speak and write in English?

[–]gravitykillsbabies 2 points3 points ago

actually in Finland they do.

[–]Palikk 1 point2 points ago

Not everyone, especially in the older generation few people understand English. But you should cope fine with younger people.

[–]Epilepep 7 points8 points ago

... Matt?

[–]vvim[S] 6 points7 points ago

Danny?

[–]Epilepep 1 point2 points ago

Whoa, your name actually is Matt?

I was thinking more along the lines of the "Where the Hell is Matt?" videos... Sorry bro.

[–]vvim[S] 1 point2 points ago

nope, was just playing along.

Big fan of "Where the Hell is Matt" though, thx! I actually did some silly dancing at crossing the Finish border in his honour :-)

[–]cebukid 4 points5 points ago

[–]WhatEvery1sThinking 23 points24 points ago

your fly is down, try showing some class when abroad

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Something something drink my own piss.

[–]thenomadicmonad 4 points5 points ago

68.978721,26.991949 Kaamasentie 1002 (E75), 99870 Inari, Finland http://i45.tinypic.com/21k9gyx.png

[–]albertscoot 11 points12 points ago

Pretty fucking far from anywhere if the closest place is 63 km away.

[–]movzx 5 points6 points ago

I like that you consider under 40 miles a long distance between places. Try 'merica some time.

[–]Namell 2 points3 points ago

From that spot you have to drive 288 km to reach Rovaniemi. Largest town in province. Population 60707.

[–]Zombie_Death_Vortex 1 point2 points ago

Went on a vacation recently where I drove 2600 miles and only visited seven of our fifty states. This place is freaking huge.

[–]albertscoot 1 point2 points ago

I live in Phoenix, I really wouldn't to live anywhere where the closest place is 63 miles away. I guess it could be that the guy is only just leaving the city boundary limits and it's not 63km+however far it is to wherever he just left.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I really wouldn't to live anywhere where the closest place is 63 miles away.

Then why do you live in Phoenix? The closest big city to you is Albequerque at 330 miles...

[–]Lord-Longbottom 6 points7 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 63 miles -> 504.0 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]sevkih 55 points56 points ago

Ikea

[–]Nohomobutimgay 20 points21 points ago

|<| 165 Cushioned chair
|<| 119 Adjustable desklamp                      Green Bookshelf 101 |>|
|<| 88  Computer desk with filing cabinet    Bookshelf extension  74 |>|

[–]BumCum 11 points12 points ago

DayZ

[–]thatErraticguy 5 points6 points ago

Anyone in Cherno?

[–]suspiciouscat 4 points5 points ago

Ctrl + F

Success!

[–]CoffeeBasket 6 points7 points ago

Finland.

[–]sulimanshakawkaw 5 points6 points ago

Finland

[–]hsssssssssssssssssss 9 points10 points ago

Anyone in Elektro?

[–]AvoidanceAddict 6 points7 points ago

... really?

  1. Go to foreign country (furrin' = don't speak 'merican)
  2. ???
  3. Karma!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Finland?

[–]Malteser 4 points5 points ago

Finland! North!

[–]yesthatjusthappened 12 points13 points ago

Easy, you're in sjakirfragjl 129 east of lujbannlasfir

[–]jeanlucinurbutt 25 points26 points ago

IF YOU DON'T READ FINNISH YOU'RE LOST IDIOT

[–]vvim[S] 7 points8 points ago

Too bad they voted you negative, I don't get it, you still made me smile.

Here, have an upvote on me!

[–]chosig 1 point2 points ago

Well, you get away with being able to read Samí :P

[–]pants6000 6 points7 points ago

You are in the Land of Giant Signs.

Be very careful.

[–]Askalotl 2 points3 points ago

Where people do this.

[–]flumps 1 point2 points ago

[–]FiredFox 2 points3 points ago

Finnish motherfucker! Do you speak it??

[–]MyTonsilsAreFamous 6 points7 points ago

Moi, olet suomessa...

[–]nonax 4 points5 points ago

Kirkenes is in Northern Norway, near both Russian and Finnish borders i think, human wasteland.

[–]Onion_s 1 point2 points ago

I remember flying into Ivalo... there was about 20 people in the whole airport. Beautiful place, great Aurora Borealis. I wish I could go back.

[–]Vithon 1 point2 points ago

You're in a promotional photo for a black metal band.

[–]let_them_burn 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if they look at our signs and wonder how the hell we pronounce our street names with so few consonants.

[–]1989H27 1 point2 points ago

[–]Notmyrealname 1 point2 points ago

On Reddit.

[–]mrclarkgriswold 1 point2 points ago

Naw dawg. Aww hell naw. Nu uh! I live in China, son! You ever tried understanding ########### on every single damn road sign?!

[–]pensiveone 1 point2 points ago

Not a Finn and you beat me to it! I just found it. Fun way to spend a toasty hot weekend morning lolling around on Google Maps.

[–]doobiesmack 1 point2 points ago

Let's make r/whereami for this game

With or even without signs at crossroads, there should be enough info in the picture to locate the person.

[–]themightyscott 1 point2 points ago

Somewhere between Kirkenes, Njavdam, Cevetjavri, Avveel and Ohcejohka.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

this is Finnish, but not The End.

[–]gamerkid231 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised u/found_you didn't have the top comment. Too easy, I suppose.

[–]yksin 1 point2 points ago

You're in Inari. I wish I could say the same - it's also the name of the girl next door...

[–]DoctorMoog42 1 point2 points ago

I feel pretty proud of myself for guessing that this was in Finland, close to Sámi country, considering that I've never been to Finland, and do not speak Finnish or Sámi.

That said, I spend an excessive amount of time on wikipedia.

[–]ninfan200 1 point2 points ago

Ikea

[–]Curbanium 1 point2 points ago

Finland <3

[–]rockafella7 1 point2 points ago

You are between two signs.

[–]Kazu215 1 point2 points ago

Somehow I always feel a bit of pride when a post about my home country makes it to the front page

[–]Ravyn82 1 point2 points ago

Finland...you are in Finland :-)

[–]Serai 1 point2 points ago

...really close to the norwegian border.. What are your intentions?

[–]Piecarrier 1 point2 points ago

You are in sauna country boy

[–]ThomasElGring0 1 point2 points ago

Apparently gibberish is the common language in the land in which you find yourself.

[–]Gabcab 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit! I used to live by Kirkenes for 9 months, in a little place called Pasvikdalen. Good times were had

[–]perdidoentx 1 point2 points ago

You know you're near the Finnish line when you're on your last Lapp.

[–]adnan252 1 point2 points ago

Switzerland. Right on the vertex between about 30 different countries.

[–]IDontKnowWhattowrite 1 point2 points ago

........

[–]creatureofhobbit 1 point2 points ago

I found you. You're between the blue signs wearing a red shirt. Now find the squirrel.

[–]ayearinaminute 1 point2 points ago

Ta vänster!

[–]shsdavid 1 point2 points ago

This is me in DayZ.

[–]prewfrock 2 points3 points ago

"When spoken, it sounds like a beautiful song. When spelled, it looks like the alphabet just vomitted." The Onion, on the Icelandic language.

[–]Turma 4 points5 points ago

Too bad neither of those languages is Icelandic :|

The one on the top is Finnish, the bottom one is Sami.

[–]go1den3ye 1 point2 points ago

Can't help thinking about George Carlin when I read this.

[–]vvim[S] 1 point2 points ago

enlighten me?

[–]go1den3ye 1 point2 points ago

I can't for the life of me find a clip of this. But he has this routine about being lost. and there is nothing worse than asking another human being "pardon me, WHERE AM I??"

[–]vvim[S] 1 point2 points ago

all I can find related is his show "On Location", does that help?

[–]go1den3ye 1 point2 points ago

I found it now HERE . Just play the preview. It's from the album Playin' with your head.

Transrcript

Sometimes it isn't a thing that's lost...it's you. "I'm lost. Where am I?" Where am I...what a frightening question to have to ask another human being seriously. "Pardon me, hahahahahah.... WHERE AM I?" And to be hoping for a constructive answer. Not something like "You're in the land of broken dreams and shattered hopes! And you're next on line for the human sacrifice!" "Thank you very much. I'd rather be lost."

[–]vvim[S] 1 point2 points ago

ha, great, didn't know that one yet, thx :-)

[–]MauPow 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile in scandanavian languages

[–]JannefromFinland 1 point2 points ago

*Nordic. Finland isn't really considered to be Scandinavian.

[–]DickBaggins 1 point2 points ago

lol you go to a place where you dont know the language and thus get confused by the signs. LOLOLOLOLOL

[–]rob7030 0 points1 point ago

I must say that you have the "cry in dismay and horror" face down.

[–]relax_im_here 0 points1 point ago

Probably, the center of everywhere.

[–]limbclock 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to finland

[–]xamdam 0 points1 point ago

If you see any Moomintrools, you've missed the turn

[–]replayzero 0 points1 point ago

You're in a movie written by Charlie Kaufman!

[–]omenaripuli 0 points1 point ago

meanwhile in Finland

[–]i_am_a_trip_away 0 points1 point ago

You're naatamo.. naatamo.. not anymo near what i know.

Edit: Don't forget to dot your naaatamo's. peace out

[–]B_S_O_D 0 points1 point ago

I read the top-left sign as "Kimi Räikkönen"!

[–]ibuprofeeni 0 points1 point ago

Finland is awesome! Most of the time. Only when it makes to the front page.

[–]stcredzero 0 points1 point ago

That looks like John Oliver.

[–]morehops 0 points1 point ago

Look out boys, this is Sami country.

[–]WutsUp 0 points1 point ago

This is the opening of the newest Bourne movie.

[–]erej23 0 points1 point ago

Been there, done that. Wait? Damn, didn't take a photo! :(

[–]calor 0 points1 point ago

looks like you are in a place where the matrix is having a blue screen of death day

[–]RelaxItsLiz 0 points1 point ago

We should turn this into a subreddit, people post pictures of themselves in a location, people try and guess were they are. r/whereami

[–]kundismack 0 points1 point ago

heerereeakja