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[–]Shitty_Watercolour 229 points230 points ago

[–]mattmckillip 14 points15 points ago

quick upvote this picture before karmanaut burns in

[–]wolfchimneyrock 18 points19 points ago

your watercolour imbues a sinister nature to the prospective yachtsman that wasn't there in the original photolithograph

[–]szchm 44 points45 points ago

All right, time to put down the thesaurus.

[–]wolfchimneyrock 3 points4 points ago

"... and step away from the donuts..."

[–]srs_house 0 points1 point ago

Having a large vocabulary didn't save the thesaurus from extinction/eradication/extirpation.

[–]tacoitup 4 points5 points ago

Of all your shitty watercolours, this one is my favorite.

[–]ACharmlessMan 3 points4 points ago

Are you at all influenced by Roald Dahl?

[–]mbelf -5 points-4 points ago

That's one of the most Quentin Blakish ones yet.

[–]dayjawb 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure you've already drawn this one.

Don't cheat me on this.

[–]mattmckillip -1 points0 points ago

This is one of your finest

[–]Melodicon -1 points0 points ago

How much would it cost to purchase this and what are its dimensions?

[–]Airine -1 points0 points ago

There's something Richard Scarry-ish in this. I love it!

[–]CoffeeHigh -1 points0 points ago

This one is not shitty! Get it right!

[–]hexapus 30 points31 points ago

[–]theghoul 15 points16 points ago

Da fuck did I just watch?

[–]Domestica 0 points1 point ago

The great Spike Jonze at work!

[–]Magna_Sharta 1 point2 points ago

[–]ass_munch_reborn 1 point2 points ago

4:55 to 5:28 is pure gold

[–]kenbw2 1 point2 points ago

At 3:57 for those of you who can't sit through that... that... whatever it is

[–]oscillik 1 point2 points ago

It's called music.

[–]Dontwantyourlemons -5 points-4 points ago

REPLYING FOR LINK PLZ DON'T MIND ME.

[–]jzr1991 12 points13 points ago

  1. Cut a hole in the box
  2. Get RES (Reddit Enhancement Suite)
  3. Click "save" below the comment
  4. Put your junk in the box
  5. and that's all it takes
  6. It's my dick in a box

[–]kkptjr 0 points1 point ago

"save" stopped working for me for about six months. I still don't know why, but it magically started again.

[–]ThePapaNico 14 points15 points ago

We should buy a bar!

[–]heavyfuture121 11 points12 points ago

We should totally buy a bar!

[–]thehippestmanalive 9 points10 points ago

And we'll call it...Puzzle.

[–]dinosaurninj4 8 points9 points ago

And people will be like "Why is it called Puzzles?"

[–]mattwaver 9 points10 points ago

THATS the puzzle!

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 99 points100 points ago

My favourite are:

I actually laugh out loud every time I see them. The longer I look the funnier they get. I have no idea why..

Edit: Easier to click links (for smart phones)

Edit 2: Used Imgur for fear of the Wrath of Reddit

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 10 points11 points ago

Oh god, number 3!

[–]OJ_Mayo 24 points25 points ago

[–]leftylugnutz 2 points3 points ago

And the lord said let there be ignizzle, and all was good and holy in the world. Word

[–]srs_house 1 point2 points ago

Did you say Word?

[–]opoipo 1 point2 points ago

that is amazing

[–]Groke 13 points14 points ago

On behalf of everyone one a smartphone right now; Your links are too small.

[–]TrolleyPower 19 points20 points ago

You need to be using Alien Blue.

[–]03Titanium 1 point2 points ago

Didn't stop me from trying 7 times to click through all 3 links. Only to see the large boxes right under his text.

[–]SeveredBanana 0 points1 point ago

I would if it were available on Android

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 11 points12 points ago

Fixed! :)

[–]Groke 7 points8 points ago

That's perfect!

[–]Splines 5 points6 points ago

Please sir, no touching of the links.

[–]mattmckillip 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is fun allows you to click on the comment then open links.

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 2 points3 points ago

I always liked 'monkey hitman has no pleasure in his job' but can't find the link anywhere.

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 14 points15 points ago

[–]Starklet 1 point2 points ago

I've always lived the shark one, makes me laugh every time, but no one else I show it to understands :(

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I understand it myself, but its just too hilarious!! If I look at it for 5 minutes, I will just be laughing constantly... Same goes for the others

I can't help but ready the captions out loud too.. :)

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling 0 points1 point ago

I'm anxiously waiting for a redditor to chide you for not using imgur.

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 4 points5 points ago

Fixed!

...anything else??

[–]TwelveHawks 0 points1 point ago

"Please sir, no touching of the dog..." gets me every time, too. And the longer I look, the harder I keep laughing. I had to close it. Why is it so funny!?

[–]Needs_A_Drink -4 points-3 points ago

[–]goodguysteve 35 points36 points ago

Laughed like a little girl at this one. I don't understand why it's so funny.

[–]lepasse 114 points115 points ago

It's like...he's just sitting there, going about his normal routine. Cup of coffee and the paper, just like every other morning. And then BAM! It hits him. He lowers the newspaper, almost as if it bears the weight of his realization. I should buy a boat.

[–]goodguysteve 35 points36 points ago

You paint with words.

[–]BorschtFace 7 points8 points ago

And the canvas is my soul.

[–]sirus20x6 -2 points-1 points ago

and the brush my ding-aling

[–]sithmaster0 -5 points-4 points ago

AND THE PAINT IS ACTUALLY SEMEN, RIGHT?!

[–]sirus20x6 2 points3 points ago

now youre drinking

[–]TheNebster22 -1 points0 points ago

Now you're drinking with Portals?

[–]Patargh 1 point2 points ago

same here... My dog now thinks less of me than what he already did.

[–]iamrussianhero 2 points3 points ago

He'll never think as bad of you as a cat would.

[–]StefanGod -2 points-1 points ago

It's more funny if you read it with a snub british voice!

[–]redditor85 9 points10 points ago

Instead, he gets in his car and drives around to pick up his drunk Bjork wife. And then they dance.

[–]PretntiousIlliterate 7 points8 points ago

You can almost hear him sigh

[–]screaming4metal 6 points7 points ago

Probably the fiftieth time this has hit the front page.

[–]samuraislider 0 points1 point ago

I've been a redditor for three years and I've never seen this. And I have a folder I save of this shit.

[–]newdb 0 points1 point ago

And he also has a disgusting name. It checks out. Upvotes.

[–]abyssalheaven 0 points1 point ago

been a redditor for less than a year and I've seen it at least twice. lurk harder.

[–]screaming4metal 0 points1 point ago

Lies

[–]the_floodxwhite 4 points5 points ago

Credit goes to bjork and spike jonze

[–]Diddomatic 3 points4 points ago

I fucking love this picture. I always imagine he pulls the paper down quickly says I should buy a boat, an then nods in approval of his own idea.

[–]random_multiplier 14 points15 points ago

Please continue to keep us up to date on your favorite picture, even if it doesn't change.

[–]scottmale24 20 points21 points ago

BUT CATS DON'T WATER

[–]TheInternetHivemind 54 points55 points ago

That's why he needs a boat.

[–]kryonik 4 points5 points ago

Water you gonna do about it?

[–]Bloodfeastisleman -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure if I water either.

[–]devoutchristian 2 points3 points ago

Midlife crisis cat?

[–]DanielAntRoberts 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for this, I had all but forgotten about it and I fully support your statement. Best. Picture/Caption. Ever.

[–]lananaroux 1 point2 points ago

I always read that in George Clooney's voice.

[–]the_dayman 2 points3 points ago

I misread that as George Costanza so I heard it in his voice, now I can't hear anyone else's.

[–]miracleonfire80 1 point2 points ago

[–]bboytriple7 1 point2 points ago

Read in Ron Burgundy's voice, was amused.

[–]dinosaurninj4 1 point2 points ago

Caption should say "We should buy a bar" haha

[–]remembername 1 point2 points ago

That is really funny.

[–]Dubskowski 1 point2 points ago

upvote

[–]The_Real_JS 1 point2 points ago

'Alfred, bring me the yacht!'

[–]BobJ143 1 point2 points ago

This is the easiest way to repost a picture, say,

"Still my all-time favorite pic."

[–]jakedemian -1 points0 points ago

The 3rd one is my new favorite image.

[–]monkeh24 -1 points0 points ago

I think I love you.

[–]flawlessvictory7 0 points1 point ago

haha i do too its my background for my computer

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone actually have a picture of Aristocat with his boat?

[–]tchattah 0 points1 point ago

this made my day

[–]moleworthiii 0 points1 point ago

This is just brilliant.

[–]EagleBurn 0 points1 point ago

The disappointed birthday cat and the racists cat are my favorites.

[–]CountFloyd 0 points1 point ago

I think that's Wes Anderson's cat.

[–]shmegeggie 0 points1 point ago

Wealthy cat has mid-lives crisis.

[–]blanketyblanks 0 points1 point ago

boat is never a good investment

[–]SailingSeasofRum 0 points1 point ago

A boat isnt an investment. You dont buy it to make money, you buy it to have fun, like a RV or a motorcycle. Boats come in all sizes and costs and fortunately the small/cheap ones arent less fun.

"There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing around in boats."

[–]canucks84 0 points1 point ago

I'm pleased it's someone else's favorite. Been my facebook pic for a month now!

[–]lalarilalai 0 points1 point ago

mine too.. i can't explain how i feel about it

[–]zacksaff 0 points1 point ago

That's truly majestic. This is the first time I'm seeing this picture, but I have something funny about that. One day I decided I wanted to buy a boat. Every day I would say to my friends - We should buy a boat. Every single day for 5 months. Every day. One day I got so sick of saying it, I went out and bought a boat. True Story.

[–]Kkrulestheworld 0 points1 point ago

When waiting for the picture to load, I said to myself "I wonder if it will be a cat." and surely enough!

[–]Vexar 0 points1 point ago

http://obstacol.com/funny-animals/i-should-buy-a-boat/

Oldest and highest quality version I could find.

[–]flavorjunction 0 points1 point ago

Sudden epiphany cat.

[–]timneo 0 points1 point ago

Oddly when I first found this, my friend had woken that day and decided he would buy a boat to solo sail to America from the UK.

He has bought the boat and is leaving next year once he's got his relevant navigation qualifications.

He's going to die. I've told him this. I also told him I want it on his gravestone that I told him so.

[–]srs_house 0 points1 point ago

That's just silly.

Everyone knows you don't get a gravestone when you're buried at sea.

[–]timneo 0 points1 point ago

A fair point. Memorial then.

[–]yuhju 0 points1 point ago

This is the only repost I always upvote.

[–]Masterkillah 0 points1 point ago

What the hell, I thought it was "coat" not "boat"?! I've been living in a lie!

[–]Sor89 0 points1 point ago

Cause bitches love boats

[–]N9325 0 points1 point ago

I was the first upvote on this :.) i feel so proud

[–]leafystormclouds840 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this from Bjork's "Triumph of a heart"?

[–]VeteranKamikaze 0 points1 point ago

Nobody fucks with you on a boat, because the only people in a position to fuck with you are also on boats and too busy enjoying their boats to fuck with you. Point is, boats are awesome, even if you can't afford a mega-yacht anyone owes it to themselves to at least get a little John boat or something.

[–]ikorolou 0 points1 point ago

i've seen that pic before, but i actually laughed this time

[–]cma6250 -1 points0 points ago

I just woke up from a dream where I got a boat! I've never had a boat before...or a cat, so weird.

[–]sapo916 8 points9 points ago

Go back to sleep you're still drunk.

[–]TooMuchTony 0 points1 point ago

Where's the automated repost bot when you need it? Someone else told us this was their favorite pic not even 2 days ago.

[–]foreverindebted 0 points1 point ago

[–]Blademaster247 0 points1 point ago

Buy a jet ski, all the beautiful people and movie stars own jet skis that can't be a coincidence

[–]Dontwantyourlemons 0 points1 point ago

I see what you referenced there, and I like it.

[–]xqx2100 -1 points0 points ago

[–]lazerusking -2 points-1 points ago

Best base image ever.

[–]sailawaysail 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for this important contribution to r/funny

[–]QRSTUV3 -1 points0 points ago

Silly cat, you can't buy a boat

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[–]XtaC23 3 points4 points ago

Welcome to Reddit.

[–]1337m00nm4n 2 points3 points ago

Yep, of course. I believe somewhere there was a comic that portrayed the relationship of joke stealing on here... XD

[–]heptakaideka 1 point2 points ago

Well thanks for not reposting it. Jerk.

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[–]bartoron 0 points1 point ago

NEDM.

[–]sapo916 -5 points-4 points ago

Why would a cat buy a boat? You think I'm stupid or something?

[–]THAT_IS_THE_JOKE_ 0 points1 point ago

We do.

[–]Rubrica 0 points1 point ago

Wrll, nobody wanted to say anything, but...

[–]sapo916 -1 points0 points ago

Reddit defends cats to the death.