Thank God it's not God

snarkamedes · 2 months

Later the alligator lamented: "I used to disguise myself as a Jehovah's Witness to try and get access to people's homes only to find I got turned away more often than when fronting up as a ravenous reptile."

thiswhovian · 2 months

Oh, the dogma. Thank goodness they don't come around as much in my neighbourhood.

CowRabies · 2 months

Thanks god!

FuriousJ · 2 months

What if its a Jehova's Witness alligator.

NotSureIfGusta_ · 2 months

RE-RE-RE-REPOST!

alexminus · 2 months

I don't know much about american gun laws. Would it be legal to shoot that?

ZetaGator · 2 months

The difference here is that I'd open my door for one but not the other.


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