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[–]TitaniumNation 39 points40 points ago

Other times, they can be real bros.

unlike birds

[–]WhitestAfrican 5 points6 points ago

Turtles are dicks, tortoises are bros

[–]TeCuervo 6 points7 points ago

This needs context. We don't know what the other one was saying.

[–]SimilarImage 10 points11 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 week superdurp69 Turtles are assholes /r/gifs 4 155
4 months andthisone GTFO! here 12 101
5 months PopeReptarXII Downvoting a comment with 0 points /r/gifs 25 1080

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[–]baxar 1 point2 points ago

older than the internet

[–]Xwire1337 1 point2 points ago

reposted again.

[–]justwtf 1 point2 points ago

You don't want to know the evidence I have of turtles being dicks....

[–]Th3Octavian 1 point2 points ago

He was pushed by Woody!

[–]confused_outsider 1 point2 points ago

Raphael is crude by rude.

[–]Usamatic 0 points1 point ago

Fist the penguins and now this...sign animals these days

[–]JLisVegas 0 points1 point ago

Get off my lawn.

[–]Miandondon 0 points1 point ago

Plop!

[–]redeyedstranger 0 points1 point ago

[–]averagemonkey -5 points-4 points ago

This is the kind of gif you can just watch over and over and over again..

[–]AlmightyTurtleman -4 points-3 points ago

Re-posting a Turtle gif for karma? I'd watch your back from now on, it does not go over well with our kind.

[–]FridayKnight_ 1 point2 points ago

Neither does ending a sentence with a comma in this grammar Nazi society,

[–]wompemwompem -4 points-3 points ago

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[–]shasta0masta -4 points-3 points ago

well wat if that turtle was being a dick first and the other turtle was like look, fuck you buddy, and pushed him off

[–]GingerNinja831 1 point2 points ago

So many grammatical errors.

[–]shasta0masta -1 points0 points ago

dude sorry was laughing so hard

[–]hawk_ky -1 points0 points ago

So are we.