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[–]mlc2475 1 point2 points ago

Actually because I have been on Reddit too long, I read everything in Professor Farnsworth's voice. I cannot change that no matter how hard I concentrate.

[–]KShults 1 point2 points ago

Everytime an image claims I hear something in that voice, I do not. Once this one did, again, I did not. Until I came to the words 'tittie sprinkles'. For some reason, my mind was able to translate that into his voice, but nothing else. Da fuq brain?

[–]Nightfalls 2 points3 points ago

Same here. The only thing my brain translated into "Morgan Freeman Voice" was "Tittly sprinkles", and I am a better person for it.

[–]KShults 0 points1 point ago

I agree.

[–]the-finisher2 1 point2 points ago

I really want to hear Morgan Freeman say Titty Sprinkles to see if it's as awesome as I imagined it

[–]whussupbrah 0 points1 point ago

i do this with betty white.

[–]m4d_g0d_c4o5e7h 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else hear Sean Connery rather than Morgan Freeman?

[–]DoubleDown 0 points1 point ago

I like how the last sentence says "Morgran Freeman" (sic)

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

I was unable to make morgan freeman's voice read the last part. I feel left out.

[–]leannabeth 0 points1 point ago

I love that I just heard Morgan Freeman say "Titty Sprinkles". Kudos.

[–]hurricaneR 0 points1 point ago

Repost. My favorite repost ever.

[–]clutch727 0 points1 point ago

That was the longest night of his life... ass hat.

[–]Warlizard -3 points-2 points ago

I lost it at "Titty Sprinkles".

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

yes that was the point