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My mom asked me for a "formal picture" of my one month old baby, I sent her this one (imgur.com)

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[–]jman583 257 points258 points ago

I think you might have some royalty in your blood.

[–]hotdogcolors 21 points22 points ago

Well, wasn't he aptly named.

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    [–]chancrescolex 1052 points1053 points ago

    http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0905/7.jpg

    [–]RollerDerby88 129 points130 points ago

    It's showtime...

    [–]maddyzeemak 74 points75 points ago

    woah

    [–]whoa_not_woah 80 points81 points ago

    Whoa

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        [–]abandonedangel 72 points73 points ago

        Which makes me think of this

        [–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

        I don't even remember the purple girl's name, but I can hear her voice like I heard it yesterday. Good god that was an annoying voice.

        [–]CountGrasshopper 13 points14 points ago

        Bebe Bluffington.

        [–]Zohmbi 16 points17 points ago

        Bebe Bluff. Bluffington was the name of the town.

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          [–]Mass_Appeal 15 points16 points ago

          Link for others who had to hear the song after seeing that.

          [–]RumpleDumple 2 points3 points ago

          They really ripped 90s popular music a new one

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              [–]BoiseDog13 2 points3 points ago

              oh stop making sense. ha.

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                [–]frabtraf 56 points57 points ago

                I took the necessary next step.

                [–]Rainymood_XI 7 points8 points ago

                At first I noticed the decoloration

                And then!

                ;_;

                [–]Prophesy 6 points7 points ago

                Unnecessary. UNNECESSARY!

                [–]PelagiustheMad 3 points4 points ago

                So it seems I won't be getting any sleep tonight.

                [–]godmoderage 137 points138 points ago

                I recognize this from somewhere. Tell me where it's from please?

                [–]Woghekak 425 points426 points ago

                Super Marios Bros. Movie!

                [–]lurkerturnedposter 35 points36 points ago

                Although, looking back, that movie was terrible I was always pissed they set it up for a sequel and never did one.

                [–]CloseCannonAFB 45 points46 points ago

                Personally, I'm still waiting on History of the World, Part 2.

                [–]Sasum 10 points11 points ago

                And Spaceballs 2.

                [–]mobypimpdrop 12 points13 points ago

                you've at least seen Spaceballs 3: The Search for Part 2

                right?

                right?

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                    [–]Salva_Veritate 47 points48 points ago

                    The lack of the promised Kung Pow Enter the Fist sequel is more disappointing.

                    [–]great_decay 17 points18 points ago

                    Agreed. Wee ooh wee ooh wchchch

                    [–]mistressofnone 5 points6 points ago

                    I implore you to reconsider.

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                      [–]Fackle 2 points3 points ago

                      Oh, you know they would have doubled their profit had they actually made a sequel. Probably more than double actually. But I think it was always meant to be a joke...

                      [–]bearcatshark 4 points5 points ago

                      There was even a trailer in the movie! With floating pyramids! I'm still faithful.

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                        [–]flyingpotato408 2 points3 points ago

                        I read somewhere that movie cost like 250 million to make but grossed like 50 million huge bomb

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                          [–]Humongous_Douchebag 378 points379 points ago

                          Also known as the biggest disappointment of my childhood.

                          [–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 236 points237 points ago

                          Aw come on, I loved it

                          [–]Humongous_Douchebag 281 points282 points ago

                          Well, in all fairness, I did say my childhood.

                          [–]IAMA_Ghost_Boo 63 points64 points ago

                          Don't be such a douche.

                          (username guys)

                          [–]srd178 127 points128 points ago

                          Calm down now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

                          [–]SSJwiggy 60 points61 points ago

                          honk honk

                          [–]shillbert 35 points36 points ago

                          Doug, Patty was drunk. What you did... was rape.

                          honk honk

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                            [–]Fistocuffs 5 points6 points ago

                            We don't take kiiindly to them "small heads" round' here.

                            [–]hellafun 13 points14 points ago

                            Psst - check out the username of the guy he called a douche.

                            [–]srd178 15 points16 points ago

                            iknow.jpg

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                                [–]mephaskapholies 14 points15 points ago

                                Yeah, can't wait for that sequel they set up.

                                [–]comment_quartet 36 points37 points ago

                                http://i.imgur.com/d89Cx.png

                                http://soundcloud.com/comment-quartet/loved-it

                                tell WhyNotBarbershop I'm lookin to throw down.

                                [–]djh816 5 points6 points ago

                                Dueling quartet novelty accounts? This is an odd twist..

                                [–]gfixler 9 points10 points ago

                                You have to be, like, a Renaissance artist to make a novelty account these days. I can't cut it. I haven't been able to get the numbers to work out to anything profitable for my "I_sculpt_your_comment_in_only_the_finest_azul_macauba_granite" novelty account concept.

                                [–]Bones4U 2 points3 points ago

                                A trombone quartet version, for your pleasure!

                                http://soundcloud.com/bones4u/bones4u-loved-once

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                                  [–]greenbee202 4 points5 points ago

                                  Im gonna watch it tonight... aww childhood......

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                                    [–]Philthese93 23 points24 points ago

                                    Despite what everyone says I think that movie is ok. (It must be dat nostalgia)

                                    [–]shillbert 4 points5 points ago

                                    In a "so bad it was good" kind of way, yeah.

                                    [–]Phoequinox 10 points11 points ago

                                    Street Fighter. Nothing is worse.

                                    [–]kalkent 13 points14 points ago

                                    The day Bison graced your village was the most important day in your life...for me, it was a Tuesday.

                                    You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found...A GOD!!!

                                    I'm gonna kick his ass, SO HARD! That the next Bison wannabe will feel it!

                                    and many more gems!

                                    [–]You_Better_Smile 2 points3 points ago

                                    Quick! Change the channel!

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                                      [–]wkrausmann 2 points3 points ago

                                      Surely, you have forgotten Double Dragon.

                                      [–]WaveOFsilence 2 points3 points ago

                                      On the other hand, the Japanese movie Street Fighter, from the 70's, is awesome!

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                                        [–]ParadoxN0W 15 points16 points ago

                                        I still regret going to see Super Mario Bros. over Jurassic Park. Big mistake.

                                        [–]DriveOver 16 points17 points ago

                                        Damn, that's the sort of thing that will haunt a man for the rest of his life. You'll be thinking about that on your deathbed.

                                        [–]Chocolate_Sushi 5 points6 points ago

                                        I thought it was enjoyable in a "so bad it's good" kind of way, but yeah, if you're taking it as a serious film, definitely one of the worst ever made.

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                                          [–]b00Mg3RRY 2 points3 points ago

                                          favorite part of the movie http://youtu.be/nGWxq6KwE3E?t=2m3s

                                          [–]Black_Apalachi 2 points3 points ago

                                          I wasn't even aware this existed. O.O

                                          Was the little dinosaur that got stabbed in the neck, Yoshi? :(

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                                            [–]Rswany 6 points7 points ago

                                            The Super Mario Brother Movie from the 90's.

                                            EDIT: IMDB Link

                                            [–]Active_X-Gene 7 points8 points ago

                                            Fun fact! Even though it was made in the 90's, and far before 9/11, the Twin Towers are the ONLY buildings to dissolve!

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                                              [–]darkwarrior006 11 points12 points ago

                                              goomba!!!!!!!

                                              [–]Psythik 10 points11 points ago

                                              Years ago I've seen this submission, with this image as the top post in the comment thread as well.

                                              Either this is a repost, or OP had the same idea. Judging by how similar it looks to the one I remember, I'm betting on the former.

                                              [–]judgementalfish 4 points5 points ago

                                              it is a repost, and only a few weeks old

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                                                [–]AndyRooney 666 points667 points ago

                                                Needs more formality...

                                                /too lazy to add a top hat.

                                                [–]8bitmorals[S] 345 points346 points ago

                                                this is getting framed , thank you sir

                                                [–]jerkey2 124 points125 points ago

                                                Framing babies can be dangerous. As AndyRooney's lawyer, I can confirm that he in no way advocates this, or is legally responsible for what framing may do to your child, regardless of anything he says.

                                                [–]AndyRooney 165 points166 points ago

                                                http://i.imgur.com/f12EK.gif

                                                [–]Tfreeze 20 points21 points ago

                                                You guys have entertained me thoroughly and are thus getting colorful notes next to your names in RES.

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                                                [–]Maxkdaly 5 points6 points ago

                                                It was funny?

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                                                      [–]wheatfields 526 points527 points ago

                                                      Son: "Hey Dad"

                                                      Dad: "Whats up sport?"

                                                      Son: "I always wondered. Whats with this old baby picture of me with the fake mustache?"

                                                      Dad: "Umm.. Well I posted a picture of you online for imaginary "internet points" for strangers to judge on and some stranger gave you a mustache and it made me so excited that I framed it and put it above the fire place!'

                                                      Son: "What the fuck dad?!"

                                                      Dad: "You don't understand, it was the teens. It was a different time back then."

                                                      Son: "A weird creepy time."

                                                      Dad: "Yes son, yes it was. But there was also lots of bacon."

                                                      Son's friend: "Hey your Dad is getting that creepy happy bacon face again.

                                                      Son: "Yeah, he really loves the shit out of bacon. That whole generation was just weird if you ask me."

                                                      [–]dxrebirth 333 points334 points ago

                                                      son and friend spread wings and fly away

                                                      [–]AndyRooney 50 points51 points ago

                                                      cue Bette Midler

                                                      [–]rekgreen 30 points31 points ago

                                                      cue wind

                                                      [–]fiestabooger 28 points29 points ago

                                                      ah, reddit.

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                                                        [–]snkater 21 points22 points ago

                                                        Read that as spread eagle...things got real weird.

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                                                          [–]strallweat 6 points7 points ago

                                                          It's weird hearing it called "the teens."

                                                          [–]wheatfields 7 points8 points ago

                                                          yeah I was trying to think what to call this decade (Its weird to think there is a 20 year span of our lives where we all awkwardly had no solid name down for the decade we were in.)

                                                          [–]awfulgrace 5 points6 points ago

                                                          No solid name, but I call the previous decade the "two-thousands"

                                                          I cannot stand, though, when people call it the "naughts"

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                                                            [–]Captain_LargePoop[!] 15 points16 points ago

                                                            "DAE remember Skyrim?"

                                                            [–]mescad 15 points16 points ago

                                                            it was the teens

                                                            Good ol' two thousand twelveteen. Strangest year since two thousand eleventeen.

                                                            [–]Cat_Party 13 points14 points ago

                                                            I wonder what the shit of bacon tastes like? Bacon is the only thing whose shit I ponder the flavor of.

                                                            [–]incinerateforests 7 points8 points ago

                                                            If you can't eat bacon for whatever reason, I suggest looking into Bacon Salt.

                                                            [–]Chocolate_Sushi 10 points11 points ago

                                                            Or bacon candy! Or bacon soda! Or bacon coffee! Or bacon chocolate! Or bacon brittle! And yes, all these things and more really exist!

                                                            http://www.baconfreak.com/

                                                            [–]shillbert 3 points4 points ago

                                                            Ah, yes. If bacon isn't killing you quickly enough, try bacon salt to give you that satisfying catastrophic hypertension.

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                                                              [–]flyingpotato408 2 points3 points ago

                                                              You deserve an Emmy.. ir atleast a tony.

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                                                                [–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

                                                                dollar store should have mustaches, monocles and tophats for all your hilarious baby photo needs.

                                                                [–]easthastingss 14 points15 points ago

                                                                When you're collecting photos for his page in his yearbook when he's a senior, be sure to include this.

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                                                                  [–]kryptokrystallos 70 points71 points ago

                                                                  Indeed.

                                                                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

                                                                  Spot on there, chap!

                                                                  [–]8bitmorals[S] 2 points3 points ago

                                                                  this one is great

                                                                  [–]HarpuaOkeebo 12 points13 points ago

                                                                  Ah, the early days of Uncle Pennybags, captured in the flesh.

                                                                  [–]mileszero 86 points87 points ago

                                                                  Contribootin'

                                                                  [–]8bitmorals[S] 74 points75 points ago

                                                                  Scumbag Formal Baby, Diaper dry as bone, pees on grandpa

                                                                  [–]KnightKrawler 70 points71 points ago

                                                                  Cries like a baby, gets tits in mouth.

                                                                  [–]irawwwr 40 points41 points ago

                                                                  Mahnigga

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                                                                    [–]user7618 9 points10 points ago

                                                                    http://www.imgur.com/ZFK6N.jpg

                                                                    Now with 100% more tophat

                                                                    [–]astrograph 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    i've been laughing for 5 minutes straight.

                                                                    thank you

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                                                                      [–]Ce1ska 394 points395 points ago

                                                                      http://i.imgur.com/O6cru.jpg

                                                                      [–]jasuess 375 points376 points ago

                                                                      Great now I gotta go wake up my 1 month old son as well... brb...

                                                                      Edit: http://i.imgur.com/kycvD.jpg

                                                                      [–]nonstopstarter 96 points97 points ago

                                                                      Damnit, I have to get on this as well. His Mom was pissed. But these things just have to be done. http://i.imgur.com/Z3eVDl.jpg

                                                                      [–]WillWalrus 96 points97 points ago

                                                                      His Mom was pissed.

                                                                      Did you steal a baby for karma?

                                                                      [–]latuamater 8 points9 points ago

                                                                      He looks drunk. Has your baby been drinking at work again?

                                                                      [–]kdmcentire 78 points79 points ago

                                                                      Mine is nursing right now, but I'm so tempted to jump on the babies in suits bandwagon.

                                                                      [–]8bitmorals[S] 153 points154 points ago

                                                                      i can already see it /r/babiesinsuits

                                                                      [–]BearBus 39 points40 points ago

                                                                      It's a ghost town in there. Needs more babies in suits.

                                                                      [–]Zohmbi 15 points16 points ago

                                                                      These subreddits are getting too specific.

                                                                      [–]mrstickman 61 points62 points ago

                                                                      /r/complainingaboutoverlyspecificsubreddits <-- is thattaway.

                                                                      [–]Forscyvus 12 points13 points ago

                                                                      Look you better post this there before I do.

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                                                                        [–]rekgreen 61 points62 points ago

                                                                        I cheated a bit

                                                                        [–]Log2 24 points25 points ago

                                                                        That's one smooth kid.

                                                                        [–]rekgreen 75 points76 points ago

                                                                        cheers

                                                                        [–]Jesstron 21 points22 points ago

                                                                        Gangster snarl.

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                                                                              [–]Mysteryman64 29 points30 points ago

                                                                              I really hope this becomes a thing, like that manbaby craze.

                                                                              [–]thefuckamireading 14 points15 points ago

                                                                              It's only a matter of time before someone has a baby puke all over their suit.

                                                                              [–]mescad 12 points13 points ago

                                                                              We're a bit late...

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                                                                                [–]BluntMastermind 119 points120 points ago

                                                                                Narrator: Jack Donovan thought he had it all. He was a lawyer at the top of his game.

                                                                                cut to: Jack Donovan in court.

                                                                                Jack Donovan: No, you're out of order!

                                                                                Narrator:The only problem is he's about to become, A BABY!

                                                                                record screech, cut to: this picture

                                                                                Jack Donovan: I'm a baby!

                                                                                Narrator: Starting Mondays this fall on NBC, Christian Slater is Baby Lawyer!

                                                                                [–]lancelot12 36 points37 points ago

                                                                                Rob Schneider is... A carrot!

                                                                                [–]shillbert 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                I thought only Rob Schneider had the lack of self-respect to take on such ridiculous roles.

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                                                                                  [–]MacFatty 184 points185 points ago

                                                                                  http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y1KvUJ_yEys/TFj75WV-yJI/AAAAAAAAANM/bWIotq9XLP8/s1600/pinky+and+brain+premiere+a+copy.jpg

                                                                                  [–]Psythik 36 points37 points ago

                                                                                  Are those the actual cells from that episode? Quality looks fantastic. Makes me wonder if PatB was ever released on blu ray...

                                                                                  [–]rmehranfar 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                  From a quick search I could not find any reference to Pinky and the Brain being released on Blu ray. If it were to ever happen I would pay good money for that, because from that image I think it would be spectacular.

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                                                                                      [–]citizen511 274 points275 points ago

                                                                                      I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that's not formal. That's semi-formal.

                                                                                      [–]DrDiv 91 points92 points ago

                                                                                      That baby needs to head on over to r/malefashionadvice.

                                                                                      [–]MisterVash 86 points87 points ago

                                                                                      Ill fitting suit: too large in the shoulders. C'mon man, it looks like you took that out of your dad's closet...

                                                                                      [–]Sebguer 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                      Definitely, that suit needs to be tailored.

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                                                                                        [–]Ozymandias12 118 points119 points ago

                                                                                        Business casual

                                                                                        [–]scatmanbynight 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                        I would hate to work at whatever this place is that made you think a jacket and tie is business casual. I'm a CPA in public accounting which is a very conservative line of work and for us business casual is slacks and a button-down. We'll throw on a jacket and tie if we're going to work somewhere like a bank, but we certainly don't call it business casual.

                                                                                        [–]DreadPiratesRobert 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                        Yeah, jacket and tie is not business casual

                                                                                        [–]Coolstorylucas 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                        But formal is a tuxedo. No suit would be consider formal because business is a different type of formality. If you were to consider this formal it would be a strict business type of formal, but not a formal as in weddings, funerals, operas, etc.

                                                                                        EDIT: I can see you misinterpretation because of the Full windsor knot he had, but formal=tuxedo.

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                                                                                          [–]desrosiers 54 points55 points ago

                                                                                          What? Business casual is khakis... that seems a bit too much. I'd say semi-formal.

                                                                                          [–]SJones37 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                          Casual Friday is for khakis, business casual is still trousers.

                                                                                          [–]ar92 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                          Casual Fridays for my workplace is a Metallica t-shirt and blue jeans, while semi-formal means I tucked a button up into my Dockers. Formal means real trousers and a jacket or vest.

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                                                                                            [–]scatmanbynight 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                            Intern for the summer showed up 3 days in a row wearing khakis when we told him business casual. Had to have one of those casual conversations suggesting that he use his first paycheck to buy a couple pairs of slacks.

                                                                                            [–]BenjaminGeiger 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                            ... there's a difference between khakis and slacks?

                                                                                            [–]Revvy 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                            The color? The cut? Good god, man, the culture?!

                                                                                            [–]Ryswick 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                            What the... I'm so fucking screwed when I get out of college.

                                                                                            [–]thuff 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                            Dress nicely and ask your supervisor if you're concerned you aren't wearing the appropriate clothes.

                                                                                            Just look around, observe the people's attire when you interview (interviewed on a Friday? Well crap)

                                                                                            [–]scatmanbynight 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                            Absolutely. The fabric, the cut style, and the fit are all different. You can certainly have khaki colored slacks, but khaki-pants are not the same thing as slacks.

                                                                                            [–]1000timesinmyhead 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                            This. I feel like I'm missing something.

                                                                                            [–]mueller723 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                            Pretty much what KnightKrawler said.

                                                                                            Khakis usually will be a thicker, almost jean-like material. They will also normally fit more similar to jeans, in that they will bunch up more along the leg and generally kind of pile up on the shoe.

                                                                                            Slacks will have a pretty straight cut leg usually, and can either be pleated or flat front. They should hang just past the top of the shoe.

                                                                                            Khakis Slacks

                                                                                            At least this is what I'm assuming scatman is getting at. I've never heard of them being defined much differently, so if someone knows better go ahead and correct me. Hope this helps.

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                                                                                                [–]dreamriver 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                This is why I write code for a living. I show up in jeans.

                                                                                                [–]thenuge26 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                After doing internships for giant companies, I am SOOOOO happy working in a small software company. My normal dress is shorts, a tee shirt, and my Nerf gun to defend my office.

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                                                                                                  [–]asielen 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                  Where are you located? Business casual seems to be the most ambiguous classification.

                                                                                                  I have seen it mean everything from a suit with no tie to jeans and a dress shirt.

                                                                                                  Here in LA, it tends to fall more towards the jeans side.

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                                                                                                      [–]good_beer 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                      Not for a programmer.

                                                                                                      [–]fezzikola 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                      Different ruleset, there. If your programmer is wearing pants, you've done all anyone could have expected.

                                                                                                      [–]abnerjames 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                      For a programmer, that's too formal for even a convention

                                                                                                      [–]citizen511 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                      You are correct. I spoke too soon. It's not semi-formal or even informal.

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                                                                                                          [–]249ba36000029bbe9749 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                          You are now required to take his picture each year in that same suit.

                                                                                                          [–]emileautouri 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                          Somewhere, David Byrne is smiling.

                                                                                                          [–]moochooadoo 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                          Woo yay, was scrolling down to find this reference.

                                                                                                          http://i.imgur.com/vWTpt.jpg

                                                                                                          [–]exile_ 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                                          Reminds me of the Beetlejuice movie.

                                                                                                          [–]mastercylinder2 49 points50 points ago

                                                                                                          This guy

                                                                                                          [–]Gunmouse 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                          Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.....

                                                                                                          [–]PhiladelphiaIrish 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                          Beetlejuice.

                                                                                                          [–]amkingdom 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                          lmao that's great. I have to start watching that show now.

                                                                                                          [–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                          You don't know how happy that makes me. I accomplished something today. If you want to marathon, I recommend taking advantage of the Hulu+ free trial, as everything's on there.

                                                                                                          [–]amkingdom 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                          This will likely happen next weekend. Thanks for the tip!

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                                                                                                                [–]Dillbill 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                                ... And then the baby pooped in your suit.

                                                                                                                [–]coldcave 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                                                Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, is unamused.

                                                                                                                [–]bang_me_in_the_ear 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                Holy shit! That baby has broad shoulders.

                                                                                                                [–]pjA1 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                This reminds me of the episode of Rugrats where Tommy and Chuckie imagine what the grown up world is like.

                                                                                                                [–]Iamametameta 46 points47 points ago

                                                                                                                This picture is just an illusion. That suit is actually a 6x, and it's a normal-sized adult with a baby-like head.

                                                                                                                [–]Throwaway5678232323 143 points144 points ago

                                                                                                                http://prezwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/broad.jpg

                                                                                                                [–]Torus2112 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                                http://i.imgur.com/55Y1m

                                                                                                                [–]Terrorz 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                That's actually her right. Still funny though, I just assume she's drunk and mixing things up.

                                                                                                                [–]ankisethgallant 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                That's why it says or do I gotta slip you my left, cause she's holding up her right

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                                                                                                                  [–]TysonStoleMyPanties 68 points69 points ago

                                                                                                                  I have a feeling he'll grow up to be this kid.

                                                                                                                  [–]discolando 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                  Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film hasn't aged a day!

                                                                                                                  [–]Marimba_Ani 136 points137 points ago

                                                                                                                  I hate people karma-whoring their babies and kids, but this isn't that.

                                                                                                                  This is hilarious. And a creative jab at a meddling grandparent.

                                                                                                                  Cheers!

                                                                                                                  [–]groucho29 63 points64 points ago

                                                                                                                  Or a loving grandma...?

                                                                                                                  [–]Cat_Party 46 points47 points ago

                                                                                                                  Probably both

                                                                                                                  [–]Baby_Animals 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                  I agree, what does a formal picture even mean? Sounds like she was asking her to go to a professional photographer or something, which really isn't something you should be demanding, especially of a tired new mother.

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                                                                                                                    [–]Z-notch 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                    He likes the way he looks I guarantee it!

                                                                                                                    [–]JHunzy 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                    HA baby's aren't supposed to be in suits!

                                                                                                                    [–]midnightapartment 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                    David Byrne

                                                                                                                    [–]lostrock 85 points86 points ago

                                                                                                                    Business Baby

                                                                                                                    [–]Flandangle 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                    Undercover Boss: Daycare

                                                                                                                    [–]Spants23 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                    It's like that episode in Rugrats where Chuckie and Tommy are adults and all they have in their apartment is Reptar cereal and if they take their ties off their heads will fall off and Chuckie is driving and causing a traffic jam behind him that includes a plane and he gets pulled over but gets a ticket for Reptar on ice and yea...that was a great episode......I'm drunk.......

                                                                                                                    [–]mmlday44 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                    It reminds me of David Byrne

                                                                                                                    [–]raegunXD 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                    I almost DIED, I haven't literally laughed out loud in AWHILE. Being someone who is going to have a baby in the next couple weeks, you've given me some ideas.

                                                                                                                    And congratulations!!

                                                                                                                    [–]lemons47 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                    Johnson, make sure you have that report on my desk by Monday. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to be fed and burped.

                                                                                                                    [–]Jinqs 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                    I feel like ive seen this before...

                                                                                                                    [–]WhyNoKinTheFu 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                    http://i.imgur.com/gLPMo.png

                                                                                                                    [–]spilurum 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    God damn Eraserhead... it's always relevant.

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                                                                                                                      [–]sifumokung 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                      This is one of the best things I have ever seen. And I've seen vaginas. Some of them without having to lie.

                                                                                                                      [–]chellophane 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                      That suits him.

                                                                                                                      [–]turtlekitty30 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                      I like the cut of your jib

                                                                                                                      [–]OwlEyed 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                      I don't think I've ever loved a baby picture this much.

                                                                                                                      [–]kaltunes 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                      I think every CEO comes out of the womb looking like this.

                                                                                                                      [–]kimacdon 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                      "Yeah, I'm gonna need those files in my crib by bedtime."

                                                                                                                      [–]ImNotJesus 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                      This post is about to hit the front page, where's Trapped_In_Reddit's comment?

                                                                                                                      [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                      I was sleeping...

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                                                                                                                        [–]GaryDuder 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                        Looks like someone got into the Shredded Mini Wheats, yes they did!

                                                                                                                        [–]Darilleion 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                        Sniff Sniff... They grow up so fast :'(

                                                                                                                        [–]leftcoastlove 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                        Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.

                                                                                                                        [–]Sonorama21 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                        Anyone else think of Beetlejuice?

                                                                                                                        [–]ssilver77 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                        5 bucks this become another stupid reddit meme

                                                                                                                        [–]kc0n 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                        Suit up!!

                                                                                                                        [–]Godtiermasturbator 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                        Status report on our investments in Southeast Asia. What? I thought I made it very clear we needed to increase our holdings in binkys and velveteen rabbits! Hold all my calls and book me a flight to Singapore, I'll go down there myself and show the affiliates in person who's a big boy, who's a big big boy now! But first, will someone burp me?

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