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[–]FuschiaKnight 286 points287 points ago

Oh, so it's cool to put the punchline in the title now? I didn't know that.

[–]AddictiveSoup 94 points95 points ago

If its ok to repost this joke for the 100th time, I think anything should go.

[–]BobbyRayBands 5 points6 points ago

If its ok to ignore reddiquette then I think anything should go.

[–]holy_holy_holy 20 points21 points ago

r/funny, where email forwards from 1997 live again, sometimes in picture form!

[–]PointAndClick 170 points171 points ago

Oh look, it's a punchline. In the title.

[–]YouListening 19 points20 points ago

Hey look, it's completely out of context, so you actually have to read the comic to get the joke.

[–]PointAndClick 7 points8 points ago

Hey look, it was in the context of this comic. And the joke was spoiled after the first picture.

[–]Vectoor -3 points-2 points ago

Does that matter?

[–]Ca11megee 1 point2 points ago

This is the internet everything matters

[–]Nigger_is_a_Bad_Word 65 points66 points ago

This is one of the re-postiest reposts I've ever seen.

[–]Mohander -1 points0 points ago

[–]ALT-F-X 10 points11 points ago

[–]sean_themighty 4 points5 points ago

I've been on Reddit long enough to not rely on post titles. I don't even look at them anymore. Like they would be relevant anyway.

[–]Reesch 5 points6 points ago

Haven't heard this joke before!... Oh wait, yes I have.

[–]demonpenguin007 1 point2 points ago

can i get a source?

[–]Toxyoi 9 points10 points ago

no, but you can get a witness.

[–]id_rather_sleep 1 point2 points ago

The first time laughed. The last 12 I was upset

[–]WillisJohn 1 point2 points ago

just eating fried chicken in bed like a boss

[–]CyricTheMadd 3 points4 points ago

National Lampoons Dirty Movie!

[–]needleman16 1 point2 points ago

Maybe just a little bit of a repost

[–]felix33 1 point2 points ago

How does a common re-post with the punchline in the title get so many upvotes?

[–]GHmagic6 1 point2 points ago

Anyone know what this is from?

[–]xconde 0 points1 point ago

Did you find out yet? I want to know as well (people might think you're taking the piss, other than that I don't understand the downvote)

[–]GHmagic6 0 points1 point ago

Not a clue. I feel like I've seen it before (in video form). I just can't remember what it was.

[–]VladBelmont 1 point2 points ago

national lampoons dirty movie (2011)

[–]GHmagic6 0 points1 point ago

Thank you kindly

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

the punchline? the title? fuck rules? fuck you.

[–]squidmuncha -1 points0 points ago

Said it before and will say it again "If I haven't seen it it's new to me!!"

[–]sunpex 0 points1 point ago

awkward

[–]Kevinism66 0 points1 point ago

I laughed you guys suck.

[–]MateoConLeche 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me where this is from.

[–]madmonkeymud 0 points1 point ago

What kind of sound effect is "Muak"?

[–]DramaQueen14 2 points3 points ago

It's the sound chickens make.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's a kiss.

[–]anonimyus -1 points0 points ago

"Muak" is actually a parrot sound. Is that why this is funny? Because the chicken is making parrot noises? That is a little too meta for my tastes.

[–]lastwind 0 points1 point ago

Is that fucking pig eating fried chicken in bed?

[–]redditman97 0 points1 point ago

FW:FW:FW:

[–]adzug -1 points0 points ago

i love jokes like that, its like a good song. bravo

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos -1 points0 points ago

Lol, "muak" is the real punchline hear.

[–]aaronod -1 points0 points ago

Sopranos!

[–]StallordD -3 points-2 points ago

This reminds me of my mom. She loves chickens and I could see her marrying one if she went a little crazier!

[–]smac12 -2 points-1 points ago

so funny!....repost but still a good one..... really again.... and then theres this one...

[–]Mustkunstn1k -2 points-1 points ago

Reposting things is one thing, reposting them with shitty titles is another...

[–]jaw0012 -2 points-1 points ago

He puts the "Cock" in cockadoodledoo!

[–]twist3d7 -3 points-2 points ago

OMG, he's talking about chicken fucking. That's not funny, that's just wrong.

[–]lastwind 1 point2 points ago

As a chicken, I strongly disagree.

[–]Sanwi 2 points3 points ago

As a person who fucks chickens, I strongly disagree as well.

[–]corananlime -5 points-4 points ago

BURN