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we're 6 months into 2012 already. (imgur.com)

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[–]itsarabbit 277 points278 points ago

Oh for fucks sake! I'm done with this subreddit.

[–]TheDukeDude 113 points114 points ago

Fucking THANK YOU. "WTF IT'S JUNE AMIRITE"

[–]farewelltokings2 39 points40 points ago

Plus, we're only 5 months in. I hear people say this all the time when it turns a new month. No, June does not mean we are 6 months in. We are IN our 6th month, but we are only 5 months into the year. That would be like me saying Im 28 years into my life, on my 27th birthday.

[–]joeyparis 2 points3 points ago

and the world's not supposed to end until December 21 so it's not like it was a big mystery of when we're "supposed" to die or anything.

[–]brassman271 2 points3 points ago

i'm afraid for all subreddits on 12/21 of this year. very afraid.

[–]joeyparis 1 point2 points ago

Hopefully I'll be out doing something in celebration of the day like my friends did for the last time the world was "supposed" to end and I'll get to miss the whole flood of "we lived" posts lol

[–]brassman271 1 point2 points ago

lol "the worldz is still herez WE IS SAFES"....ugh, I can see them on the horizon already.

[–]joeyparis 0 points1 point ago

and the days before will be rough too. Full of "brace yourself" posts and all.

[–]Stalejokesbakedfresh 0 points1 point ago

Brace yourselves. Bath salts are coming.

[–]joeyparis 0 points1 point ago

That was a rather stale joke... But there was something fresh about it.

[–]MEETmyARSENAL 17 points18 points ago

Did you know:

The 90s aren't "10 years ago" anymore?

The 80s aren't "20 years ago" anymore?

...etc.

It's over 2 years into the 2010's already and I still have trouble remembering this.

[–]youhavetobekiddingme 24 points25 points ago

Seriously, does no one mod this place?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

I'd volunteer, but unfortunately I delete my accounts every few months

[–]DownvoterAccount 19 points20 points ago

Whenever a shitty post like OP's post happens, we should just "cleanse" the post with comments linked to images that are actually r/wtf worthy.

[–]Apocol0id 7 points8 points ago

Forget a cleanse. How about a PURGE? A mod hits the killswitch and burns the whole subreddit. Every post and thread, up in smoke. Strategically placed tripthreads explode into clouds of code shrapnel, tearing and searing through any user or link unfortunate enough to be caught within the subreddit before the timer hits 0.

[–]babaganoush19 4 points5 points ago

WHO THE FUCK UPVOTES THIS?

[–]jerrycasto 1 point2 points ago

I think they think it's from /r/funny

[–]DownvoteAttractor 3 points4 points ago

"That's it! I'm unsubscribing from WTF and subscribing to SpaceDicks" -- itsarabbit

[–]CUNTFUCKYFRIEDCHICKN 13 points14 points ago

Let the hate flow through you!

[–]why_is_this_in_rWTF 142 points143 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]SmashedBrotato 148 points149 points ago

This isn't really WTF worthy.

[–]PunkPenguin 31 points32 points ago

I had to check if I was still on /r/WTF.

[–]SOwED 18 points19 points ago

Same here. The biggest WTF is the 599 upvotes...

[–]CannedMoxie 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to the wonderful world of summer.

[–]SmashedBrotato 1 point2 points ago

Someone through these youngins into summer school, or something. That, or you can teach them what WTF actually means.

[–]thegreatgload 18 points19 points ago

Fuck you for posting this. Fuck all the 1,542 people who upvoted this too. You've done it, you've actually killed /r/WTF

[–]cthulhu_zuul 2 points3 points ago

Nah, he's abusing it's body. It was dead a long time ago.

[–]arboles 39 points40 points ago

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS...TIME....PASSES! CRAZY.

[–]CustardMustard 10 points11 points ago

NO FUCKING WAY MAN

[–]DarkTwistedFantasy 8 points9 points ago

This gif is more appropriate than OP's post

[–]AL_CaPWN422 2 points3 points ago

EVERY FUCKING SECOND! HOLY SHIT!

[–]littleson912 8 points9 points ago

Fuck you OP.

[–]queenofthecanned 24 points25 points ago

And lets take a quick inventory of 2012 shall we?? 10 cannabal incidents,7 biohazrd scares,3 people's hearts began beating after being prononced dead,and just plan bizzare omens.........All over the world in the past year

[–]Abomination822 6 points7 points ago

What other cannibal attacks? I know of the face eater, the dismemberment from the Canadian guy, the guy in Maryland and the one where the dude ripped his own intestine out but I can't find anything else like that. That's only 4.

[–]Blackhawx73 1 point2 points ago

He'll deliver. We just have to wait....

[–]bultonic 1 point2 points ago

Queenofthecanned will surely go cannibalize someone, s/he's no liar.

[–]WhatTheFDR 0 points1 point ago

You could google it. Or I could for you.

[–]queenofthecanned 0 points1 point ago

Well my mom works for a gov entity and she got an Email with a list: 1 in Miami with the face 2 in Maryland one you heard of with the guy from Kenya and one similar but he just woke up next to his dead roomate missing teeth and the roomates head was gnawed open can't really give much detail and I can't find it online but it was a legit Email....1 in Texas with the woman and her infant 1 in china with the meat being sold....1 in Conneticut I think where a man slaughtered and ate his wife....1 in Norweigh a man ate his wife's lips...1 in Japan with genitals....umm I'm blanking.....I think I was counting the Jersey guy with the guts....maybe only 9 but that should give you a place to start (sorry for the horrid spelling)

[–]Abomination822 0 points1 point ago

Damn. Well thank you for the info.

[–]Abomination822 0 points1 point ago

Damn. Well thank you for the info. I wish the cause was found.

[–]steve0suprem0 6 points7 points ago

not that i don't believe you, but all i can think of here are three cannibalism incidents. i'd love links to more of these, especially the reanimation.

[–]queenofthecanned 0 points1 point ago

I will definatley look for links on these....but I'm kinda new to Reddit so it may take some time and assistance to get them posted

[–]steve0suprem0 0 points1 point ago

feel free to message me for help if you want. meantime, check out Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]DownvoterAccount 10 points11 points ago

Japan earthquakes, Pakistan Floods, Conflicts and overthrown governments in the Middle East, death of Osama Bin Laden, celestial departure of our Glorious Dear Leader Kim Jong-il, all happened in 2011.

Major shit happens every year. Then people forget about them the next year.

[–]Forlarren 1 point2 points ago

Japan earthquakes, Pakistan Floods, Conflicts and overthrown governments in the Middle East, death of Osama Bin Laden, celestial departure of our Glorious Dear Leader Kim Jong-il, all happened in 2011.

But none of that was WTF, we expected that shit to happen.

[–]GrannyGrinder 3 points4 points ago

We didn't expect that stuff to happen... That's why it was all devastating, except Bin Laden, it was more of a relief, but still unexpected.

Edit: on a side note, OP this is a shit excuse of a post.

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

Funny how people never expect bad things to happen.

[–]Forlarren 1 point2 points ago

If only I could be that naive again.

[–]kinjjibo 0 points1 point ago

We need more good news for people who like bad news.

[–]PullHarder 0 points1 point ago

I've watched enough TV to know that Sam and Dean should be trying to save us right now.

[–]commandodude1265 0 points1 point ago

...someone call Torchwood.

[–]Jim777PS3 14 points15 points ago

Get the fuck out of /r/wtf

[–]SOwED 14 points15 points ago

This is the epitome of what's wrong with this subreddit.

[–]MFchimichanga 25 points26 points ago

This is what we upvote on r/WtF now? Really?

[–]Zosimasie 69 points70 points ago

We're 5 months in, idiot. You wouldn't say we're 1 month in on January 8th, would you? So, likewise, on June 8th we're just 5 months in, because 5 months have elapsed.

[–]Sydney123987 5 points6 points ago

You had to be that guy.

[–]Kache 5 points6 points ago

I'm gonna give him a break. He's just channeling the frustration of having such a bad r/WTF post.

[–]pip_johnson -1 points0 points ago

He's the hero that no one really wants but we kinda need anyway.

[–]cheezeburgericanhaz 5 points6 points ago

Who would upvote this garbage?

[–]thirwell 4 points5 points ago

I only regret that I have but one downvote to give your post.

[–]Newarrior 7 points8 points ago

It will be christmas before you know it

[–]ericn1300 3 points4 points ago

sense when did WTF get replaced by oh yeah?

[–]duvakiin 4 points5 points ago

what does this have to do with anything? just, just shut the fuck up

[–]Cruesome 4 points5 points ago

Oh my God, guys!

I just figured it out. Calendars are a measurement of time. Almost like a clock of some sort. Time exists on paper. That makes it official!

[–]09112001 4 points5 points ago

Hey OP, go shove a rusty rake up your cunt

[–]seafoamstratocaster 10 points11 points ago

No shit....

[–]TheGrog 7 points8 points ago

Sure is summer in here...

[–]siberianunderlord 3 points4 points ago

We're only 159 days in, actually. Just a little over 5 months..

[–]MpegEVIL 4 points5 points ago

No shit!

[–]PepsiDude002 5 points6 points ago

annnnnd I unsubbed from this shitty subreddit.

[–]phatcrits 4 points5 points ago

This is the last straw. I'm unsubscribing, someone please let me know when /r/wtaf is actually used.

[–]JCorkill 0 points1 point ago

Unsubscribe to /r/funny and /r/gaming while you're at it. Maybe even /r/politics too.

[–]voyy 0 points1 point ago

yeah, I really don't understand, the older I am the time seems to flow so much faster every year. Now months pass by like weeks. Wtf :(

[–]dearmisscarrie 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, I was just thinking this a while ago. Years seem so short now, it sucks. :-/

[–]voyy 0 points1 point ago

remember when we were kids how summer holidays lasted so long I WANTED to get back to school. Now I don't notice that 6 months of 2012 passed ;/, I remember new millenium celebration party, that was 12.5 YEARS AGO. WHAT THE FUCK! :C

[–]AliceCode 0 points1 point ago

It's because you experience less new things as you get older, so your brain does less observation, so time seems to go by faster. Next time you do something completely new, and you spend the whole time observing odd things, you'll notice that time will seem to slow down. Move to a new town, and your first week will seem like a really long week. Live there for five years, and you may notice that a week seems like nothing.

[–]Nomad33 2 points3 points ago

everyone on r/wtf hate this, yet it has over 600 upvotes at the time of this post. Hmmmm

[–]limabeans45 2 points3 points ago

lmao this is the worst WTF thread ever

[–]adrian_t45 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, who the fuck upvotes this shit.

[–]dadirtypoostick 2 points3 points ago

We really need r/ohmygosh or r/holycow for the people who don't understand what "what the fuck" really means

[–]j1mb0 3 points4 points ago

Worst post ever. Fuck you.

[–]quaduce 1 point2 points ago

I love this. You humans!

[–]WendyLRogers3 0 points1 point ago

"I gazed long into an abyss, but was too boring for it to gaze back."

[–]deepvirus 0 points1 point ago

Technically July 1st is "6 months into the year"

June is the "sixth month" but only 5 months in.

And thanks to July & August...

September

October

November

December

Aren't 7, 8, 9 &10

[–]pete126 -1 points0 points ago

its funny how fast the days go when you are stuck on reddit

[–]Ron_Jeremy 0 points1 point ago

What the calendar looks like after you've hit 25.

[–]dynaboyj 0 points1 point ago

Eh, I just pretend it's ten years earlier.

[–]ooyat 0 points1 point ago

Yet I still write 2011 on the rent check.

[–]MatetheFitz 0 points1 point ago

Nah dog, you is wrong

[–]Snaketruck 0 points1 point ago

Well, we're only about 1/3 of the way through the 6th month. Only 5 months have elapsed.

[–]A_User 0 points1 point ago

And Nibiru is nowhere in sight.

[–]Scarjaka 1 point2 points ago

Welp, that's all folks. I'm sick of complaining about all the non-wtf content here, I'm just going to unsub now.

[–]Ashanmaril 0 points1 point ago

Strangely enough, I not only noticed, but pointed it out to a friend today. So weird.

[–]futurilla 0 points1 point ago

We're time-travelers, traveling forward through time at the rate of one second... per second!!

[–]JohnySkarr 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN???

[–]jajaugotduped 0 points1 point ago

Cool story

[–]thejokerxx00 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo

[–]dangersgirl -1 points0 points ago

i had incywincypotato(s) for dinner tonight.

[–]ninjaculation 0 points1 point ago

:(

so many things I was supposed to have done by now.

[–]ab103630 1 point2 points ago

This is not wtf and your kind are not welcome here. Please get the fuck out. Thank you.

[–]usualghost 1 point2 points ago

Guys, don't you get it? What happened here is the real WTF, not the original post or the image. OP saw through to the future. He knew this was going to happen. WTF is this doing in WTF, that's the real WTF.

[–]Mustkunstn1k 1 point2 points ago

This horrible post makes me want to shoot someone. Preferably the poster and everyone who upvoted it.

[–]benjaminjevans 1 point2 points ago

how does this get upvoted in WTF? I mean, What the fuck??!

[–]Samjogo 1 point2 points ago

Might wanna put a NSFW tag on this one.

[–]RabidMadDog 0 points1 point ago

Or as I like to think of it less than 2 months from the time my house gets auctioned off thanks to foreclosure.

[–]ariel2022 1 point2 points ago

my roomate's half-sister brought in $13487 last month. she is making cash on the computer and got a $444400 condo. All she did was get fortunate and apply the guide revealed on this web page http://morepay7.com

[–]DAVIDcorn 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know we rounded up.

[–]ichibans 1 point2 points ago

back to the rootz already!

[–]drfitzgerald 3 points4 points ago

I feel like if I really want wtf, spacedicks is where I need to go.

[–]ElectricDubstep -1 points0 points ago

2012 already happened, The Mayan calender was created before the leap year was invented, henceforth we are behind Mayan time by several months :P

[–]Kalashnikov74 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's what they want you to think.

[–]AliceCode 1 point2 points ago

You realize that the Mayan calendar wasn't based off the calendar we use today, but it was actually based off the alignment of the stars and planets, right? So, although I used to think the same thing as you, I realized I was a complete and utter dumb fuck because the Mayans used the stars to tell time, essentially. So, December 21, 2012 is still the "end" of the Mayan long count. I really doubt it is the end of the "world", but it's the end of the calendar for sure.

[–]whatwereyouthinking 0 points1 point ago

umm...5 months. count them again.

[–]snowlion13 -3 points-2 points ago

im halfway to 29, i thought i had just turned 28

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

Wait...HOLY SHIT! WHEN THE HE DID THIS HAPPEN?

[–]ianwashere -5 points-4 points ago

Sudden clarity patrick

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