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When I find those surprise NSFW gifs (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Tom_Wheeler 214 points215 points ago

Best artist rendering of a smiling cock.

[–]Futant55 31 points32 points ago

All of our cocks have that joy within. We just have to find that one special way that let's us release it.

[–]IAmA_Zombie 7 points8 points ago

Some prefer fleshlights, I prefer jerking it till my cock blows rainbows of happiness all over.

[–]pinkybones 11 points12 points ago

I bet girls prefer that over the usual stuff.

[–]hoopstick 2 points3 points ago

That was...inspirational.

[–]sassy_creed 11 points12 points ago

I don't like dick, but that was actually kind of... cute?

[–]zeroes0 3 points4 points ago

the veins at the end really completed it, like it was about to go into super saiyan 2.

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[–]iamthemindfreak 41 points42 points ago

I used to make jokes like you but then i took a dick missile to the face

[–]Itakemycock3atatime 2 points3 points ago

I used to feed trolls like you, but then I stopped feeding trolls.

[–]the_real_woody 4 points5 points ago

Go find two more

[–]iamthemindfreak 0 points1 point ago

musta taken 3 cocks to make you stop

[–]Anal_Angus 1 point2 points ago

You are just a big fat phoney

[–]gomerstyle 67 points68 points ago

K.O. before you J.O.

[–]JPEEZY95 52 points53 points ago

mine just lightly caresses my chin :/

[–]Phoequinox 27 points28 points ago

I think your dick might be gay.

[–]6xoe 17 points18 points ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]13ArmedZombies 4 points5 points ago

Not at all.

[–]Golanlan 3 points4 points ago

In fact

[–]hero2bash 1 point2 points ago

it's gay

[–]JPEEZY95 2 points3 points ago

Is my dick Broken? :(

[–]hotchrisbfries 71 points72 points ago

My reaction when I realize I'm still at work

[–]expiredtofu 71 points72 points ago

Here's mine

[–]youabitchassnigga 0 points1 point ago

69 points oh yeah!

[–]CigaretteBurn12 10 points11 points ago

Uses old gif for a different reason....upvote.

[–]scrott 12 points13 points ago

And so it begins

[–]Misvenus000 22 points23 points ago

That's quite a large penis you have. Do you use a hula hoop to masturbate? It must be hard to compete with that, seeing your penis has a mind of its own.. and a face.. and expression.. lol I love this gif!!

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 15 points16 points ago

Well now I cannot get the image of a hula hoop being used to masturbate out of my head

Fantastic

[–]Albytross 13 points14 points ago

Eyebrow, heh, that's funny... EXPLODING COCK!!! I laughed a little too loud on that one.

[–]vanillagorilla25 2 points3 points ago

Me too

[–]plemdude 10 points11 points ago

Internet penis syndrome

[–]jonathanrdt 6 points7 points ago

About sums it up for me.

[–]Emmanuell89 7 points8 points ago

did not see that cuming

[–]ShadowAmbipom 8 points9 points ago

That scared the shit out of me.

[–]BBQsauce18 3 points4 points ago

This is the visualization to use when you refer to your other head taking over as well :D

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Could anyone else almost hear the head/cock collision?

[–]Cagn 0 points1 point ago

If you watch carefully there is the word "thump" as the dick hits the dude in the face. Your brain probably caught it even if you didn't.

[–]th3virus 33 points34 points ago

This was just posted earlier today, in this exact subreddit.

link

[–]NBAallstar 36 points37 points ago

Actually that was in /r/gif, not /r/gifs.

[–]quantum_mindflux 14 points15 points ago

Why do both of these subreddits exist?

[–]Monkey_Knife_Fight 13 points14 points ago

Sigh... Should I get my pitchfork?

[–]bjams 13 points14 points ago

I mean, if it's already sharp go ahead, but don't go to the trouble of sharpening it.

[–]stylewithease -2 points-1 points ago

Where is this from? It sounds so familiar yet I can't quite place the source.

[–]bjams 3 points4 points ago

Unless I'm subconsciously remembering it from something, I made that up.

[–]man_gomer_lot 0 points1 point ago

It looks like they made the right call if they reposted it knowingly. I'm glad they could look past the possibility of someone complaining about seeing it before so I could see it too. The internet was made for sharing and that means you gotta share the resource with everyone else.

[–]lilstumpz 2 points3 points ago

that means you gotta share the resource

You don't "have" to do anything. OP made the choice to take advantage of /r/gifs having more subscribers.

[–]man_gomer_lot -2 points-1 points ago

Why does it even bother you in the slightest? that's the more interesting aspect in all this.

Also, every have to is a condition to a want to.

In this case: If you want to have a good time on the internet, then you will have to realize it doesn't revolve around you.

[–]melaladi 6 points7 points ago

the little bit of blood as the dick comes up is kinda creepy

[–]tatanka_truck 6 points7 points ago

was waiting for the NSFW part of the gif, then it hit me.

[–]AnIrrelevantElephant 5 points6 points ago

glad i stuck in there

[–]Bob__Sacamano 2 points3 points ago

So this isn't one of them?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Dat vein.

[–]CaptainL 2 points3 points ago

Dammit! I don't get enough chances to use this gif, and I've gone and missed another chance.

[–]agentpapers 1 point2 points ago

Laughed out loud at a penis. My upvote is yours

[–]salt_addict 1 point2 points ago

69 SFW

[–]Polite_Insults 1 point2 points ago

I cannot stop laughing whenever it knocks him over.

[–]BradOShizno 1 point2 points ago

I almost peed when i saw that... HAHAHA

[–]redfeatheredcrows 1 point2 points ago

I laughed incredibly hard at this...no pun intended.

But really, I woke up half the house haha

[–]Doankee 1 point2 points ago

so true

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 1 point2 points ago

such a glorious gif!

[–]i_love_younicorns 1 point2 points ago

Cock size. You wish.

[–]Mashu009 1 point2 points ago

well hes gotten a lot more karma than the original pic i posted XD

how it started

[–]ihiustler 1 point2 points ago

LMAO

[–]TheMicrowave 4 points5 points ago

Too funny

[–]kovalevskaya 2 points3 points ago

Too creepy!

[–]raistblackmagi 1 point2 points ago

Finish Him!

[–]retroshark 2 points3 points ago

Oh. My. Fucking. God...

thats so awesome!

[–]91xela 0 points1 point ago

lololololololololol

[–]thedavinatorw 0 points1 point ago

thats some funny ass shit right there. LMFAOEATWAS

[–]juja_is_on_top 0 points1 point ago

i broke the shit out of my mouse i upvoted that so hard.

[–]Jarnold5377 0 points1 point ago

That must be really inconvenient.

[–]trumpetmothafucker 0 points1 point ago

they dont play in time...

[–]twinkyhouse 0 points1 point ago

You haven't been browsing /r/askreddit have you?

[–]newtothelyte -1 points0 points ago

You are a WHORE!

[–]fredsface -2 points-1 points ago

And this was not one of them.

[–]apullin -2 points-1 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/gif/comments/urhju/reddit_user_vogey_has_turned_a_popular_jpg_into/

http://www.reddit.com/r/GifSound/comments/usdwy/surprise/

already reposted ... shit, I am going to repost this again right now

[–]RankMotleyMindedScut -4 points-3 points ago

Guys guys.. Don't get so mad about this repost. It's only a repost of a stolen original gif. That's not bad. It's still a repost baby.

[–]Bunyungtung -2 points-1 points ago

Now do one that's uncut.

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