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Master of deception (i.imgur.com)

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[–]JRadical21 110 points111 points ago

I like how he chooses to roundhouse kick the guy who is also sleeping.

[–]Pootytang001 40 points41 points ago

That was my first thought too. Instead of a more traditional head punch, jumping kick to the face.

[–]iamagainstit 9 points10 points ago

kung fu

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Persica 0 points1 point ago

Idiot

[–]hherbol 8 points9 points ago

Actually, it's called a push kick. A roundhouse is completely different.

I study Tae Kwon Do

[–]brovrt 1 point2 points ago

It's actually a teep kick.

I study UFC

[–]Lecard 33 points34 points ago

Gentlemen, please.

That's a foot.

I'm a doctor.

[–]Shenani-Gans 3 points4 points ago

Ladies, please, Those are twinkly toes. I'm a nurse.

[–]AnticitizenPrime 5 points6 points ago

Ladies and gentlemen... Those are Asians. I'm an anthropologist.

[–]SXHarrasmentPanda 3 points4 points ago

People, please, those are pixels. I can tell because I've seen a lot of pixels in my time.

[–]SleepyTurtle 0 points1 point ago

A doctor eh? Can you take a look at this mole on my penis. I think I might have aids.

[–]Lecard 0 points1 point ago

No sir.

That little brown dot is your penis.

[–]hherbol 1 point2 points ago

I'ld have to say that it could go either way. Both kicks are very similar (if not identical depending on the martial art) and his form is poor. Here's two links to show the similarities: Push Kick Teep Kick

[–]brovrt 2 points3 points ago

I wasn't being serious man, just taking the piss

[–]TickleToeJo -1 points0 points ago

I thought UFC meant Ultimate Fighting Championship? That's not a fighting style.

[–]brovrt -1 points0 points ago

No shit, how many times do I have to say I was joking?

I guess "Training UFC" is only an inside joke the MMA community understands

[–]GhostOfPluto -1 points0 points ago

It looks like they're all sleeping, or maybe doing an exercise.

[–]cale69er 0 points1 point ago

meditating maybe

[–]ImFrank693 251 points252 points ago

He forgot to take off his shirt

[–]SoCalsfinest 99 points100 points ago

This has been the top comment every time this has been reposted

[–]Kelsomatic 51 points52 points ago

I'll take the shift next time.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

no no no, allow me good sir. You should not have to trouble yourself with such a heavy load of Karma.

I could carry it for awhile! Share the load. the load, the load..

[–]Kelsomatic -1 points0 points ago

Oh please sir, as you can see, I am much more accustom to karmic loads of this size. Allow me.

edit: Just in case anyone else looks at this, it was a joke, not and insult. Thanks for your time.

[–]RobertDobbs 1 point2 points ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You ass.

hahaha just kidding!

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 2 points3 points ago

Shut up kelso!

[–]ItsPronouncedTAYpas 2 points3 points ago

Read that in Hyde's voice.

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 0 points1 point ago

You can read it in any of their voices really.

[–]eatthomaspaine 0 points1 point ago

I only read everything in Red's voice.

[–]d3athcab 0 points1 point ago

You missed it.

[–]Kelsomatic 0 points1 point ago

Fuck! Who is this asshole that took my shift. WE HAD A SCHEDULE.

But seriously, the fact that you waited all this time just to do this is just awesome. haha.

[–]ImFrank693 3 points4 points ago

Early bird gets the worm =)

[–]viddles 12 points13 points ago

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 10 points11 points ago

But the third idiom gets the point across.

[–]seaNgull 7 points8 points ago

But the fourth attempt gets the joke killed

[–]frankoftank 2 points3 points ago

That proves it.

[–]l00pee 2 points3 points ago

Early worm gets eaten.

[–]rush905 7 points8 points ago

Can you find me that .gif? I've been looking everywhere for it.

[–]nickfaker 27 points28 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/NSFt0.gif

[–]rush905 1 point2 points ago

Do you have the version of this where it has countries over each person's head, where the guy that takes his shirt off it America?

[–]nickfaker 1 point2 points ago

That one?

http://i.imgur.com/ThM9l.gif

[–]rush905 0 points1 point ago

OMG YES! I love this one. Thank you!

[–]yumtacoz 58 points59 points ago

Pretty sure this is staged.

[–]MIDItheKID 19 points20 points ago

Looks like the same kids who made the video of the teacher "kicking" the student. But then again I may be racist.

[–]JarasM 18 points19 points ago

It's not racist having trouble distinguishing people of a race you have had little contact with. It's basic psychology.

[–]jlettuce07 5 points6 points ago

Thank you! Every time I try to make this point to people they look at me like I'm weird. Developmental psych should be a mandatory class for people.

[–]gavfung 1 point2 points ago

Developmental psych is mandatory for UC Santa Cruz's psych major.

[–]jlettuce07 0 points1 point ago

I meant as GEC. I was a psych major, too, so we also had to take it. I just think it'd be a great class for everyone to take, even if just to make people better parents.

[–]Emperorr 0 points1 point ago

IIRC Asians have a larger part of the brain that identifies and remembers faces (or more activity in that area) so that might indicate they are indeed harder to distinguish from each other.

[–]MattieShoes 0 points1 point ago

From what I've read, they use different visual cues. I cue off things like hair color and type. For most Asians, that wouldn't be very useful, so maybe they cue off eyebrow shape instead and totally ignore hair color. Which is why they'll say somebody with blonde hair looks just like somebody with red hair, etc.

[–]Emperorr 3 points4 points ago

lol you and me both know gingers don't look human to anybody

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Of course it is, people think they can act natural. They cant.

[–]LookMeInTheToes 14 points15 points ago

It's always the fatty that gets it.

[–]issius 2 points3 points ago

Everyone else can get out of the way

[–]twitinkie 24 points25 points ago

As a Korean, I can confirm this.

[–]Jayewalk 11 points12 points ago

That they are Koreans?

[–]twitinkie 41 points42 points ago

that you touch yourself at night.

[–]AstroFruit 0 points1 point ago

Do you watch him through his bedroom window, do you breath heavily and whisper ''I want to be inside you''?

[–]twitinkie 2 points3 points ago

Yes, I use cloak. Theres a time limit until I get revealed unless MLB scans my location via satelie

[–]freelove4all 0 points1 point ago

i'll touch yourself at night.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 1 point2 points ago

I'll night yourself at touch.

[–]elcucuuuy 38 points39 points ago

Why are asians so extreme after being touched?

[–]mialbowy 113 points114 points ago

The distraction caused him to lose his match of Starcraft or something mildly racist like that.

[–]Jayewalk 74 points75 points ago

Something, something, tentacle porn.

[–]thatguyferg 27 points28 points ago

Blah blah blah, good at math.

[–]palaxi 14 points15 points ago

terrible driver; because thinking of math, porn and StarCraft.

[–]NinthNova 3 points4 points ago

He's was mentally practicing his violin, and the kid with the book messed him up.

[–]MonitorMan -5 points-4 points ago

srs is that way

[–]wtfOP 16 points17 points ago

So touching = getting smacked in the head really hard by a stack of books? I don't know where you're from, but that's not what we call "touching" here.

[–]narwhalcares 6 points7 points ago

Because we were all raised in a hostile environment filled with impossible expectations and constant familial and social tension. We were taught from a very young age that no one can be trusted and that people will only appreciate you if you excel and are useful to them. Cynicism ingrains itself deeply over time, and we develop an instinctive reflex to reject other people both emotionally and physically. Any small contact, however sincere and endearing, is seen as a threat or a ruse. But deep down, we long for meaningful relationships and for someone to be gentle and loving. The contrast between our simple wish and the external hardness collide to form extreme reactions. Asian. xXaZn_DraGon89Xx

[–]whimsicalsteve 0 points1 point ago

So... what you're saying is that my korean friend who doesn't like to be touched ... I should not greet him with giant hug every time I see him? He's seen to have gotten more accepting of this over time.

[–]londons_explorer -2 points-1 points ago

sounds legit.

[–]jasonhalo0 1 point2 points ago

This gif doesn't show the first 2 times it was done.

Unfortunately I am unable to find it, but the guy who hit him had already done it twice and that was just the breaking point (besides, you would probably react similarly if you were smacked in the head while sleeping)

[–]ilikehockey2 28 points29 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Funny 2coms -3pts 10dys gifs
Worst overreaction ever... 5coms 19pts 11dys gifs
the classic hit your friend with a book and pretend to be asleep prank! 0coms -5pts 11dys gifs
A Classic prank 0coms 16pts 15dys gifs
You don't fuck with the Japanese. 6coms 14pts 15dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Mohander 2 points3 points ago

Welcome to the new /r/funny, aka repost as many gifs as you can as fast as you can.

[–]CptFastbreak 3 points4 points ago

Just so I know, are you guys now planning to repost this on a monthly basis?

[–]mrpickles 2 points3 points ago

Douchebaggery all around.

[–]card797 5 points6 points ago

The title should be, "What an asshole."

[–]That_Deaf_Guy 1 point2 points ago

The stereotype that all Asians know karate, lives on...

[–]SANDEMAN 1 point2 points ago

video?

[–]epraider 1 point2 points ago

I'm more amazed by the fact that the guy who hit him could sit down and pretend to sleep in that amount of time....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It's pandemonium here at dubya-dubya-eee Tokyo!

Disclaimer: Commenter does not watch wrestling, but believes ordinary events should be narrated by their announcers.

[–]Clint_Swift 2 points3 points ago

Its repost day. Just a heads up.

[–]Thelegassy 2 points3 points ago

Master of repost

[–]TECHCoalMiner 1 point2 points ago

Master of repost

[–]waterdrop66 3 points4 points ago

I fucking shat my pants

[–]les2moore 1 point2 points ago

Repost!

[–]AndyDwyer 0 points1 point ago

I've watched this like 30 times in a row and I'm still laughing just as hard as the first time.

[–]ConstableBrew 12 points13 points ago

I didn't laugh my first time either.

[–]TheBiznoid 0 points1 point ago

YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE SLEEPING DRAGON!

[–]thebuckmanguy 0 points1 point ago

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen on reddit. high or not. this is hilarious.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I've seen this before, but I remember it being longer... Does anyone have a link for the full thing?

[–]prof_doxin 0 points1 point ago

Man, they really don't like to punch with their fists.

[–]syn_bad 0 points1 point ago

This lives up to all my kung fu stereotypes.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]flippin22 0 points1 point ago

I think you meant Grumpy, maybe because they are both dwarfs?

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 0 points1 point ago

Where do these videos come from?ಠ_ಠ

[–]TehDandeh 0 points1 point ago

Victim dude flinched then rolled with the kick.

[–]asdf4455 0 points1 point ago

so much asian skill here

[–]Niresevolsew 0 points1 point ago

Repost but I love this so much have an upvote

[–]Rosalee 0 points1 point ago

My friend said no wonder he kicked him they look like it's in Japan and he thought it was an earthquake

[–]1OneManCrew 0 points1 point ago

I truly LOLed

[–]verifiedbatmanspenis 0 points1 point ago

Are ALL asians ninjas??

[–]DirtySingh 0 points1 point ago

The fat kid starts moving right before the kick. Watched it looking for hoax tells. Shit, it's hilarious though.

[–]igiwyg 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, go hit the fat kid.

[–]recordatus 0 points1 point ago

UNREACH DA FURY OF DA DRAGON!

[–]SakeBomberman -1 points0 points ago

This is in no way an over reaction

[–]darthbone -1 points0 points ago

The next person who posts one of these, i'm literally going to find where you live, track you down, and give you a stern verbal chastisement.

[–]Captain_Aizen -1 points0 points ago

I can't decide who's more of a dick, the student who tricked the 1st guy, the guy who kicked the fat guy, or the camera man who filmed the whole event for the purpose of gaining karma.

[–]WeldingMouse -1 points0 points ago

Fake and gay.

[–]half-shark-gator-man -2 points-1 points ago

Ten bucks goes to whoever flying kicks the curly council in the face for BLATANT REPOST. You're a failed abortion.

[–]debbiedoesdallasonce -1 points0 points ago

you can tell it's spurious from the way the fat kid winces before (as if expecting) the thin kid foot-jacks him in the face.

two-cents distributed

[–]AetherFlash -1 points0 points ago

Man, imagine being the other guy.

Wake up by getting a kick to the face

Worst Day Ever.

[–]winstonsmithluvsbb -1 points0 points ago

Yeah... it's almost as if he's a ninja...

[–]TheThingToSay -1 points0 points ago

I like how he roundhouse kicks the guy instead of punching or tackling him...ahh cultural differences.

[–]Kodiac34 -1 points0 points ago

I watched this like, 30 times... Lmao.

[–]FuckCatPeople -1 points0 points ago

FAKE LEVEL: ASIAN

[–]leviirish -1 points0 points ago

Why do those asian kids always hit without knowing who really did it? At least he did not take his shirt off...

[–]BallsackTBaghard -5 points-4 points ago

FAKE AND GAY

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[–]Stackware -1 points0 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrr_VVtyUA8

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