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[–]citizenkrans 173 points174 points ago

Every time this photo is posted I like to think that the woman dedicated her entire life to helping foster kids, as she was raised by foster parents when she was young. Over her life, she helped hundreds of children succeed in life. She worked tirelessly at her job and then came home to a house full of little ones. She never got a second to herself, but she loved all of her kids. Finally, as the kids were grown, they all pitched in to buy mom the trip around the world she always wanted. Instead of traveling with her, they gave her the space she always wanted. She takes the photos like that to send back to her kids to show them how grateful she is for the trip.

Forever alone? No.

Finally alone? Yes.

[–]a1lazydog 33 points34 points ago

You sir need to create a touching fake backstory to every photo posted here. I demand it.

[–]citizenkrans 7 points8 points ago

Sounds like fun. I'll do it more often.

[–]sailingonward 0 points1 point ago

This would be a good novelty account:

touchingbackstory

[–]TabascoFiasco 7 points8 points ago

Manly tears were shed...

[–]hookguy 1 point2 points ago

A solitary tear rolled down my left cheek

[–]gecko_prime 0 points1 point ago

we'll look forward to your novelty account

[–]Robdor1 -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like that degree in English finally payed off.

[–]Fandorin 31 points32 points ago

Traveling alone is one of the best ways to travel. It's not for everybody, but if you can manage the lonely stretches, there's nothing quite like it. For one, you are completely taken out of your environment, and you lack the crutch of a friend or an SO to lean on. You are forced to absorb more things around you. You are also more likely to meet locals if you don't rely on a companion for entertainment. And lastly, sometimes it's really nice to be alone. And there's no alone like being alone in a fat away place that you don't know. It's like a more entertaining isolation tank.

[–]arwenface 8 points9 points ago

Traveling alone is fantastic. I spent my entire childhood and some of my adult life traveling with my family, and when you're traveling with others you have to synchronize schedules, plan things together, compromise on what you want to do... I travelled by myself for the first time this past year. I visited friends while I was overseas, sure, but for the most part I was on my own. I saw sights, ate meals, and partied on my own schedule.

[–]savagebeaver 6 points7 points ago

being alone in a fat away place

hehe

[–]arwenface 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd at that.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 2 points3 points ago

Plus think of all the strange foreign pussy you'll be getting.

[–]big_airliner_whoa -1 points0 points ago

That's just egotistical, separatisticfullnessed and racist. And I agree

[–]monicacpht3641 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused as to what is racist about it. Am I missing something?

[–]big_airliner_whoa -1 points0 points ago

well the sentence "it's not for everybody" for a start. Also "locals are not entertaining". And that statement about fat places just makes me cringe

[–]big_airliner_whoa 0 points1 point ago

undskyld monica...jeg trollede

[–]Z3F 42 points43 points ago

That is by far the classiest way to take a Myspace-angle photo I have ever seen.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 187 points188 points ago

Ok the racist title is lame for one. Second, whenever we take pictures of ourselves, aren't we trying to move our arm as far away as possible? This is clever as fuck.

[–]majordanger 21 points22 points ago

It's the same title that been used every other time this picture has been posted.

[–]braunshaver 24 points25 points ago

And it's been lame every time

[–]Apostolate 2 points3 points ago

I don't understand. You guys all shit on crappy post, all have glorious amounts of upvotes... Yet shitty post is still upvoted.

It's like there is a massive crowd of lurkers with bad taste. The Plebs.

[–]Eist 6 points7 points ago

Yes, this is exactly the case. Only the most refined of Redditors even check the comments section at all.

[–]Skyscraper_Bedouin 2 points3 points ago

I might sound inane but I actually thought it was really cute. Thanks for making me realize she's also a genius.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget to check out how cool her glasses are. I like this lady.

[–]Skyscraper_Bedouin 1 point2 points ago

Her glasses make me want to buy her a drink and scream on a rollercoaster

[–]RYuukiG 2 points3 points ago

Yea ive seen bloggers use this tool. Looks dumb but if it works, its not dumb.

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem -3 points-2 points ago

You seem upset...

[–]respeckKnuckles -3 points-2 points ago

It's funny because sometimes asian people pronounce their Ls like Rs! Amirite guise?

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[–]fearofthesky -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, look at the copy-paste hero.

SO BRAVE

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[–]OmniaII 30 points31 points ago

Nothing better to do with your day other than repost other peoples posts?

[–]ab103630 11 points12 points ago

OH SHIT, BURN!

[–]Javalanche1 -5 points-4 points ago

Nothing better to do with your day other than have a nothing-better-to-do-with-your-day off?

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[–]novaterra 2 points3 points ago

Just put the link in the search bar,

[–]berserker793 7 points8 points ago

I care too ya cunt.

[–]Mohander 0 points1 point ago

I wish i could have seen this before he/she deleted their comments...

[–]dud3brah 6 points7 points ago

Angkor Wat, Cambodia. FYI, to avoid the throngs of tourists (yes, mostly Asian and about 4,000 of them / day), get to the park a little bit before sunrise then tackle the main temple at sunrise and GTFO

[–]nasi_lemak 1 point2 points ago

well, cambodia IS in asia...

[–]dud3brah -1 points0 points ago

totally. but this is unlike any other tourist attraction re: asians (possibly not asians as well) i've seen. about 2 dozen of those "luxury" coach buses pull up at the same time .. and there's this long runway from the bus offloading area to the main temple, and it's like locust!

[–]nasi_lemak 0 points1 point ago

yeah i know what you mean. i had the fortune of being there right after sunrise (6 or so). it was beautiful. even caught a nap on one of the ledges on the wat in one of the more secluded areas. but come 10am or so that place is chaos.

[–]saturngirl11087 0 points1 point ago

thanks! im going in September. ill be sure to do this!

[–]alomjahajmola 2 points3 points ago

FYI, that looks like an ancient Khmer temple. Probably Angkor Wat or a similar temple.

[–]dopafiend 14 points15 points ago

Way to ruin a pretty funny post with a dumbass immature racist prod.

[–]apalebluedot 56 points57 points ago

What a mean title - laughing at a person for demonstrating a "forever alone" action is one thing. But what does her being asian have to do with it?

[–]fearofthesky 50 points51 points ago

It has nothing to do with it. It's just racism.

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[–]fearofthesky 11 points12 points ago

Intolerance would very much include making fun of someone's appearance, behaviour or accent.

Now fuck off.

[–]liam3 2 points3 points ago

do they regain their karma back now he's deleted all his -10 posts?

im surprised reddit doesn't have something to prevent people post the same comment they did 2 minutes ago, and 30 seconds before that, and before that.

[–]fearofthesky 2 points3 points ago

No, the karma is gone for good. What a cowardly douchebag.

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[–]fearofthesky 6 points7 points ago

An intolerant act would be making fun of someone based on their appearance, behaviour or race. I fail to see your argument, and besides, I thought I told you to fuck off?

Take your semantics-based excuses for justifying these shitposts and shove them ten miles up your arse.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

You are so stupid, that if you went to a place where they only liked other stupid people, they would still hate you.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Other people attempts were not successful. You seem to think that the title is complimenting stereotypical asian accents.

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[–]apalebluedot 4 points5 points ago

In this case, making fun of another nationality's inability to properly pronounce something seems more mean than a jest at a stereotype.

[–]into_the_stream 2 points3 points ago

Honestly? I think this lady looks awesome and smart. I'd be her friend any day.

[–]idonutcare 2 points3 points ago

Dude I don't think she even cares, because that ...is fucking genius. or maybe i'm just trying to make myself feel better. oh wells.

[–]vip3rxxx7 2 points3 points ago

At least she's doing something!

[–]fearofthesky 13 points14 points ago

Fuck this racist bullshit. Don't know how you can even tell she is Asian with the glasses on.

[–]Considerable 21 points22 points ago

Man, racism is hilarious.

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[–]nubckaes 2 points3 points ago

Haha lets just mock the way furrners say things that's not hateful and discriminatory in any way!

[–]KazuoZeru 3 points4 points ago

Isn't that a chindougu?

[–]kororon 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Legitimate product. I should know, I have one.

[–]Squirrel_Whisperer 1 point2 points ago

It's a nice product. I gave mine away since I don't have a point & shoot anymore. I even used it with my helmet cam to get above the crowd footage at a music festival.

[–]cupofchocolate 1 point2 points ago

Dedication.

[–]detourrock 1 point2 points ago

I did a home stay in Japan a couple years ago and this strategy for taking pictures was completely normal. I thought it was bizarre at first, but my home stay father insisted; the whole family can fit in a photo, and if you angle it right the perfect background is displayed.

[–]weelluuuu 1 point2 points ago

order now: the pic stick.

[–]ozymand1as 1 point2 points ago

What, have you never gone anywhere alone? It's fantastic.

[–]aes0187 1 point2 points ago

I want one. I have a camera but I never take pictures because I want to be in the picture. This is genius.

[–]wittyphrase 1 point2 points ago

No offense intended, but have you ever been to a European tourist destination? I think Asian tourists make it their sole mission to take pictures of themselves in front of as many things as possible.

[–]foxb86 1 point2 points ago

Asians. The last group that it is still socially acceptable to be racist toward.

[–]mucho_aloha 1 point2 points ago

That's in Camobdia. Angkor watt.

[–]ICuntSpell 1 point2 points ago

That isn't forever alone. That is just the photography skills of an Asian.

[–]Ryusko 1 point2 points ago

So about two years ago, I accidentally dragged the link to this picture on to my shortcuts directly underneath my 'back' button. So now every few days I accidentally click on the link and get trolled by this lady instead of going back a page.

[–]DontWantToSeeYourCat 2 points3 points ago

How does she press the button?

[–]Powerfury 4 points5 points ago

You're all wrong. She presses the button with her hand.

[–]speqter 2 points3 points ago

Timer.

[–]emperorpotatoketchup 3 points4 points ago

Timer.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 3 points4 points ago

Timer.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Timer.

[–]jgage2022 3 points4 points ago

Timer.

[–]slightlyuseful 4 points5 points ago

Time out.

[–]arwenface 2 points3 points ago

Timer.

[–]PunisherXXV -2 points-1 points ago

I am going to go out on a limb and guess..... timer?

[–]hi_internet 2 points3 points ago

She isn't alone, she's with the pole.

[–]JohnComplains 2 points3 points ago

No need for the stereotypical racist Chinese accent. Downvoted.

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[–]JohnComplains -2 points-1 points ago

The first one seems pretty appropriate.

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[–]JohnComplains -1 points0 points ago

I've never seen native english speakers use that accent in a non-condescending way.

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[–]JohnComplains -1 points0 points ago

I'm not saying it's bad when they say it.

I'm saying it's bad when native english speakers do.

How about if you had a lisp, and whenever you said something with that lisp someone would point and laugh repeating what you said with that lisp. They aren't trying to help you, they are being cruel assholes.

The title wasn't trying to help people pronounce english better, they were taking a cheap laugh at someone else's expense. Hell, an entire group of people's expense. For something they can't entirely help.

[edit] Haha, they deleted his entire account. Guess they didn't like having it pointed out that they have some seriously entitled ideas. I had a good response to their last comment too.

[–]nubckaes 3 points4 points ago

Title level :racist

[–]lesser_panjandrum 0 points1 point ago

Racist is not a level!

Good night!

[–]big_airliner_whoa -1 points0 points ago

what's this all aboot? stop being racist, eh!

[–]verbascot 1 point2 points ago

It might show a forever alone action, but damn... i will make one for myself. Its COOL!!! @_@!!!

[–]jtravinski 1 point2 points ago

How do you press the button to take the picture?

[–]kevmo 0 points1 point ago

Timer.

[–]comment_depot 0 points1 point ago

Timer

[–]speqter 0 points1 point ago

Timer.

[–]climbharder 1 point2 points ago

To me this is such a depressing photo.

Picture her, a mother of 3 kids, husband passed away. She wants to move on with her life and explore (something she never got to do when she was tied down raising her children).

But, all her kids are now either in college or busy working full time. So she must be a tourist by herself in all her Asian tourist motherly clothes and style. Yet she still manages to take pictures that she can send to her kids and friends where she has been using a pretty nifty though socially embarrassing method.

Makes me sad and think of my mother. I don't want her to be like this

:(

[–]comment_depot 0 points1 point ago

If she's taking a pic I'd like to think that she wants to show somebody/ anybody about her travels. She might not be as forever alone as it seems.

[–]into_the_stream 0 points1 point ago

Or, why not think of her as a fiercely independent type? I see her as a writer, who is doing a piece on Cambodia. She never wanted children, and while we has a lover, she wasn't interested in bringing him along, as he isn't really the "outdoors" type, preferring the upscale Beijing restaurants to the back ally's of phnom penh. Besides, being alone affords her the flexibility and agility she wants to conduct interviews and catch 3 am buses unimpeded. Here we see her taking a photo for her blog.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 0 points1 point ago

The whole thing just doesn't make sense. Why would someone truly 'forever alone' bother to make pictures of herself? You'd be taking pictures of everything around you but yourself. You take pictures of yourself to show them to others to make them see you were there.

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

forever a repost.

[–]nINJAKENT 0 points1 point ago

Just look at her rad glasses.

[–]kahoots 0 points1 point ago

Wow , I've never seen this one before!!!

[–]pujuma 0 points1 point ago

this is ord

[–]cangivitempls3 0 points1 point ago

kinda made me sad to see this picture

[–]FruitBeef 0 points1 point ago

No... it's just Professional Tourist.

[–]deathcat 0 points1 point ago

Hell this is clever. Creative solution.

[–]letsgetdowntobizniz 0 points1 point ago

Aw this made my cry-hurt.

[–]WBudWhite 0 points1 point ago

Need to take a picture, but have no one to take it with? Yeah! There's a jap for that!

[–]Falcon1101 0 points1 point ago

The only resort you got on the top ten pages is because you had the asian joke

[–]rctsolid 0 points1 point ago

No, sorry, it's totally fucking retarded. When I'm a tourist I love the fact that I need others to take shots of me or my group, it's a great ice breaker to meeting new people! This aptly shows a forever alone situation.

[–]nborgen 0 points1 point ago

I took this picture a year and a half ago while I was in Cambodia and have no idea how it ended up all over the internet!

[–]jonathanrdt 0 points1 point ago

"Time for Koko to be Koko."

[–]big_airliner_whoa -1 points0 points ago

Koko? that's just racist and mean...nah jk

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[–]ABirdOfParadise 2 points3 points ago

Probably with her finger, 3-10 seconds before she wants to take a picture.

[–]skimania 0 points1 point ago

theres a button on the stick. it's made for this.

[–]Random_Mochi 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Angkor Wat temple. This title wasn't funny at all.

[–]kasper138 -2 points-1 points ago

So Ronrey

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[–]fearofthesky 0 points1 point ago

Fuck off.

[–]hesduffy -1 points0 points ago

OMFGLMFAO I've totally never seen this before...

[–]sacro_on_reddit -1 points0 points ago

OP tagged as "racist fuck." In bright red.

[–]richiecunnalingus -4 points-3 points ago

Roneryyyy... I'm so roneryyyy

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[–]MrCaca 3 points4 points ago

You're only sorry you got called on it.

The condescending tone nulls your "apology".

"Alright alright alright, I am sorry about the title, if i could change it now i would!"

[–]ramalamatomselleck 0 points1 point ago

Do you know my sister? She took this picture...

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[–]slightlyuseful 0 points1 point ago

What.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz -3 points-2 points ago

Forever alone level: Asian