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[–]gryffon5147 86 points87 points ago

Lisa: Oh, we can't touch it, dad! It's behind a velvet rope! [feeling the rope] A velvet rope..

[–]ChrnoIV 78 points79 points ago

Nearly 1000 upvotes and only 9 comments? Hi fellow europeans!

[–]drone8 68 points69 points ago

Finland silently and introvertedly reporting in.

[–]IchooseYou 22 points23 points ago

Woooo Finland!

[–]Nasir742 21 points22 points ago

introvertedly!!!!

[–]Kungen- 11 points12 points ago

SPURDO SPÄRDE :---DDDDDD

[–]Shellface 7 points8 points ago

…Spurred… Spade?

[–]Deadace 1 point2 points ago

I like having three noses and six mouths too. :---)))

[–]Deadace 1 point2 points ago

EDIT: :---))))))

[–]Tactful 2 points3 points ago

UK here, it's almost Euro time. Yall gonna get battered (unfortunately probably not).

[–]Innfuryating 1 point2 points ago

Eh... America will probably comment the fuck out of this when when people start waking up.

[–]gavinlb 1 point2 points ago

Yall

From the UK, you say?

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

American rubbing sleep out of eyes. It's Friday, let's do this.

[–]Plopnham 12 points13 points ago

Yeehaw goodmorning everyone! *fires pistols into the air

[–]guaransheed_mason[S] 5 points6 points ago

I'm Canadian from Vancouver bud

[–]raihan42 1 point2 points ago

Hey me too! Awesome! (awkward high five)

[–]Sauceror 2 points3 points ago

Well what should I say? We are shy. Don't make any loud noises.

[–]Gigon 2 points3 points ago

Maybe they are just sitting around doing the crazy Homer.

[–]Lettertjes 1 point2 points ago

Good afternoon!

[–]johnsmith9219 1 point2 points ago

As a fellow redditor I approve this message.

[–]TysonStoleMyPanties 54 points55 points ago

The most powerful thing in the hands of the oppressor, is the mind of the oppressed.

[–]clickforme 14 points15 points ago

Don't be brainwashed, kids.

[–]DJBJ 8 points9 points ago

What ever you say sir.

[–]Arcon1337 1 point2 points ago

Is it still free will if I choose not to think for myself?

[–]ITSigno 1 point2 points ago

[–]clickforme 0 points1 point ago

Educate your children; do not allow them to be brainwashed by the institutions of their country.

[–]Squalor- 6 points7 points ago

So to be a powerful oppressor, I have to hold people's brains?

No thanks.

[–]redshirttt 1 point2 points ago

But they're nice and squishy! squish squish

[–]replicating_pod 2 points3 points ago

If you chain up a baby elephant, it will learn to accept that it is trapped. Later, when that elephant is fully grown and easily capable of breaking the chain, it will still never attempt it.
Mind of the oppressed.

[–]Ocrasorm 38 points39 points ago

Reminds me a sign: "KEEP OF THE GRASS.... wait how did I get here... very hypocritical when you think about it"

[–]Breathing_Balls 10 points11 points ago

What came first, the grass or the sign?

[–]velicoso 8 points9 points ago

I believe the sign. Without sign there is no purpose for the grass

[–]lucid_point 2 points3 points ago

There's always purpose for grass.

[–]remhawk99 2 points3 points ago

I'm stopping this before it just turns into bad weed puns.

[–]negusma 6 points7 points ago

and vice-versa

[–]Nutella_the_Hun 2 points3 points ago

It was thrown like a javelin.

[–]Ocrasorm 1 point2 points ago

Do not be ridiculous! It was obviously a bungee from a hot air balloon! Scoff!!

[–]Lungss 3 points4 points ago

Digging the recent flux of Simpsons images

[–]AirplaneRandy -1 points0 points ago

Not digging the fact that they are post season 10 images.

[–]SimilarImage 11 points12 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 year mrowrtastic keep out or enter /r/reddit.com 10 256
1 year slaterslatin I'm a sign, not a cop /r/pics 139 1059
8 months Galiath KEEP OUT! here 70 522

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[–]Dream4eva 6 points7 points ago

This was totally posted like 2 weeks ago max.

[–]TesticleToe 2 points3 points ago

This is old enough that I've seen it recreated in Minecraft and on the frontpage of /r/Minecraft.

[–]Spiro4 0 points1 point ago

yeah I came here to say that...

[–]Shellface 1 point2 points ago

Hey, look! a link to r/reddit.com!

[–]jimmy_legs 1 point2 points ago

Anyone know what episode this is from?

[–]GoldenChase 1 point2 points ago

Season 20, Episode 13 - Gone Maggie Gone

[–]digger_ex_pat 1 point2 points ago

[–]JohnMical 1 point2 points ago

I saw this on Tumblr before this... How can we let Tumblr win...

[–]tony_orlando 1 point2 points ago

Because it's a RepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepostRepost

[–]arccospihalfarcsin 0 points1 point ago

/r/firstworldanarchists would be so confused...

[–]SniperJDM 0 points1 point ago

Sign sign everywhere a sign.

[–]supahsonicboom 0 points1 point ago

Why're there so few comments?

[–]faptastics 0 points1 point ago

[–]betamos 0 points1 point ago

This must be a sign

[–]TurtlesAndTrees 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. I read it in Zoidberg's voice.

[–]PacifisticKiller 0 points1 point ago

This is all I could think about while playing Portal 2.

[–]ojolejano 0 points1 point ago

the Simpsons, bending minds since i don't when

[–]Mike_The_Bike 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping for an AMA

[–]kman5690 0 points1 point ago

Simpsons!? That's an upvote

[–]spartaninspace 0 points1 point ago

Upvoting? That's a paddlin'

[–]huntarwoods 0 points1 point ago

No, you're a towel

[–]bennovus -3 points-2 points ago

This is actually fake, here is what the sign originally said: http://imgur.com/IruWe

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[–]phuqdishit 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]CaptainMogran -2 points-1 points ago

This site sucks balls when imgur jews on the servers.

[–]YesYouIdiot -5 points-4 points ago

Oh a simpsons pictures.

Go fuck yourself. Every single one of you.

r/funny. HA.