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[–]Saphro 91 points92 points ago

Yes. Yes you should.

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 35 points36 points ago

I do

[–]Apostolate 21 points22 points ago

ONCE AGAIN, WITH MORE FEELING.

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 21 points22 points ago

I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

deserve to feel bad

:P

[–]Apostolate 9 points10 points ago

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 19 points20 points ago

[–]Apostolate 5 points6 points ago

[–]dose_of_dopeness 3 points4 points ago

NOW KISS!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]GhostofDorianGray 5 points6 points ago

Finally I saw the God forsaken asian white pictures. The post was always deleted by the time I got to one. But now that I saw them, fuck you and stop spamming.

[–]RapedByADolphin 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this is a repost btw

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

It is.

[–]IAMAHungryHippoAMA 0 points1 point ago

I now pronounce you man[?] and man[?].

[–]mooisacow -1 points0 points ago

Hippo and two man[?]

[–]blackstonesinger 17 points18 points ago

[–]blackstonesinger -1 points0 points ago

I lol'd.

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[–]likerazorwire419 1 point2 points ago

What in fucksauce is that nonsense?

[–]acdcfreak 15 points16 points ago

I feel the same way, as it is also my cake day :(

[–]katalyst_ 3 points4 points ago

have an upvote :)

[–]redditor3000 20 points21 points ago

I remember my first cake day. I decided to dedicate the whole day to reddit. All I got was two people that said Happy Cakeday and a few upvotes.

[–]so_carelessly_here 13 points14 points ago

Aww.

I may be a little late, but hey, HAPPY CAKEDAY!

[–]Ariedonus 0 points1 point ago

You really shouldn't be so careless with that confetti.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

The Reddit "Hive Mind" is thoughtful for considering people's cake days, but they really don't act on the appreciation. Clarity Clarence?

[–]ERRY DAY IM SCUFFLINsparklyteenvampire 21 points22 points ago

I gave you an upvote. On the other hand I usually frown on karma whoring, so I also gave you this. Happy cake day!

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

I feel honored kind sir.

[–]Zaqxswcdevfr 22 points23 points ago

I feel your pain buddy

[–]Monst3rr 18 points19 points ago

Why did so many people join reddit today?

[–]Zaqxswcdevfr 20 points21 points ago

It was a Wednesday

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 9 points10 points ago

You may be wondering why I gathered you all here...

[–]Monst3rr 1 point2 points ago

[–]mooisacow 1 point2 points ago

[–]potted 2 points3 points ago

Wednesday? It's Friday here.. HOLY SHIT, GUYS! I'M FROM THE FUTURE!

[–]vanillyl 2 points3 points ago

It's Friday night here...I'm from even further in the future!

[–]potted -1 points0 points ago

Woah! What's it like there?

[–]whoa_not_woah -1 points0 points ago

[–]potted -1 points0 points ago

Whoa.

[–]Hiding_in_the_Shower -2 points-1 points ago

woah

[–]Yaymemes 0 points1 point ago

That's cause we're in Australia... Damnnit I spoiled it for time travellers/Australians.

[–]potted 0 points1 point ago

HOW COULD YOU?! D:

[–]Yaymemes -1 points0 points ago

NO, NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO! D;

[–]binocusecond 0 points1 point ago

it's Friday afternoon here - but I see Prometheus at 7:10pm so Friday night can't come soon enough! Happy cake day to Smileandnod!

[–]Killthemess3nger -1 points0 points ago

It was pretty good :-) just got home from the midnight showing... In the future...

[–]lulzbanana -1 points0 points ago

:-O I just saw your post elsewhere, your username is derived by starting at Z, going up, then repeat 4 times.

EDIT: Also we have the same cake day.

[–]fazdogg 7 points8 points ago

OMG i just remembered it's my cake day

edit: looks like im too late

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] -1 points0 points ago

How sad. :(

[–]lukelear 7 points8 points ago

[–]smashedfinger -1 points0 points ago

I was trying to find a gif to accurately portray my feeling for this person, thank you for saving me that trouble. have an upvote.

[–]superz9579 3 points4 points ago

Yeah this post is pretty bad. Downvote.

[–]Faded_Chucks 3 points4 points ago

As a semi-new, "irregular" Redditor; what's the normal Cake Day post for future reference?

Is it cats? Cause I got a few, and willing to whore 'em out if necessary.

[–]AlbinoSnowman 3 points4 points ago

I hear posting Nickleback videos is a safe bet.

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[–]AlbinoSnowman 0 points1 point ago

You're Canadian? What have I done...

[–]shutupnube 0 points1 point ago

The normal "cake day" post is not caring about your "cake day" and not making a post specifically for it.

[–]QuitReadingMyName 1 point2 points ago

The only people who care about karma points are the idiots who migrated here from Digg.

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] -5 points-4 points ago

I didn't come from Digg, I just like the warm feeling of dumping a lukewarm pot of sticky sticky karma all over myself while eye of the tiger plays loudly along with my special mixtape of people encouraging me. I had to trick most of them to do it, but damn it, it gives me a warm feeling inside....and some other places that we will never speak of again.

[–]deceive_me 1 point2 points ago

[–]non_sequitur_MKE 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, this one included. Downvoted.

[–]AlbinoSnowman 1 point2 points ago

Cakeday Karma didn't work? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]itsnotmyfaultimadick 0 points1 point ago

I agree, this post is awful

[–]Doctor120 2 points3 points ago

LET THE SYMPATHY VOTES COMMENCE.

[–]AnomalyX-_- 1 point2 points ago

:(

Edit: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Okay, I'm done.

[–]encouraging_redditor 0 points1 point ago

A very good effort - keep it up!

[–]shutupnube 0 points1 point ago

The problem is that you keep track of your "cake day" and made a post specifically for that.

[–]mainprip 0 points1 point ago

We tried to prepare you young grasshopper

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You're just not jerking hard enough.

[–]BallsackTBaghard -1 points0 points ago

And so is this one, OP.

[–]nymfo 0 points1 point ago

Are you fucking 12? My god.

[–]kirill14n 0 points1 point ago

pity upvote

[–]so_carelessly_here 0 points1 point ago

It's fine, he'll take it.

[–]NotARandomNumber 0 points1 point ago

Self deprecating humor is always funny! Unless it's from me :(

[–]Yaymemes 0 points1 point ago

This post made me sad and you should feel sad. upboat )=

[–]Gullyhunter 0 points1 point ago

I'll upvote you bud! happy cake day

[–]Big-Bag-O-Pretense 0 points1 point ago

well, uh.. front page now. yup.

[–]LOL_UPBOAT 0 points1 point ago

LOL I AM SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS PANDERING SHITPOSTER THAT ITS FUNNY HAHAHAHA EVERYONE LAUGH AND GIVE ME UPBOATS LOL

[–]TheMuskrat 0 points1 point ago

Here, have a sympathy down vote.

[–]VastPenguin -1 points0 points ago

Fuck off unfunny cunt

[–]dead_brony -1 points0 points ago

After a quick profile check yes you should feel bad. I think I grew a tumor looking at some of those links

[–]beastbass -3 points-2 points ago

Might as well kill yourself.

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] -2 points-1 points ago

The meds are supposed to stop that.

And when did the voice in my head start a reddit account?

[–]skinnywhitemale -1 points0 points ago

you submitted a picture of bones for your cakeday... you should feel bad.

[–]Poogiticus -1 points0 points ago

This post produced an audible "awww" from me.

[–]MrZimothy -1 points0 points ago

If it makes you feel any better, I neither noticed, nor posted on my cake day. :( Have an upvote.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Why the fuck is this upvoted?

[–]roland333 -1 points0 points ago

So you decided to make a shitty unoriginal meme to beg for self pity?

[–]boyoverboard -1 points0 points ago

Reddit is not your personal friend, try again.

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

Apparently it is buddy.

[–]etishuman21 -1 points0 points ago

Awww. I know how you feel! Upvoted.

[–]Wasilij -2 points-1 points ago

your reposts are bad and you should feel bad

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

And I do.

[–]skysignor -2 points-1 points ago

Apparently, self-deprecation earns plenty of upvotes

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

Self-depreciation has long been loved. Especially since Rodney Dangerfield. Pay attention.

[–]dzubz -3 points-2 points ago

I might just copy this exact post on my cake day.

[–]brachburton -1 points0 points ago

That's what OP did too

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 1 point2 points ago

Damn straight, and I regret nothing. My first post was original content. But we all know reddit doesn't care about that.

[–]dzubz 0 points1 point ago

Why didn't you just post a hot girl with a cat?

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 1 point2 points ago

Cause I tried to be above that, but when it didn't work, I decided to fuck my morals and be a hypocrite.

[–]nint22 -2 points-1 points ago

Internet Hug

[–]pinguina85 -2 points-1 points ago

That's how I feel when my new posts get more downvotes than up votes :(

[–]billydemon2 -2 points-1 points ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY AND I LOVE ZOID BERG MEMES

[–]Karma_Down -1 points0 points ago

This post is bad and you should feel bad!

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 1 point2 points ago

And I do.

[–]Post_op_FTM -2 points-1 points ago

How i feel when i hear a redditor say "cake day":

-_-

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[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

My original post was original content. At my school's nautural history museum, right next to the skull of sabertooth tigers and the like, there is an "alien" skull. I thought it was cool, but i was obviously wrong. Hence this post, which I knew was an obvious repost, but I knew it would get me lots of Karma.

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Dzubz linked to my original post.

[–]Shadowleaf12 -1 points0 points ago

600 upvotes? Not gonna disturb the Karma.

[–]mynameiscam -1 points0 points ago

This was me yesterday

[–]JonaldJohnson -1 points0 points ago

I wouldn't worry about it, seems like today was a weird day with overly attached girlfriend whatever being on the frontpage all day.

[–]jleicht12006 -1 points0 points ago

You sir get a cake day upvote from this guy, enjoy

[–]TheJoel2012 -1 points0 points ago

You're sitting on a G-stack of upvotes!

[–]jaketessem -1 points0 points ago

My cakeday was yesterday and I completely forgot about it. I can't reap the karma until next year...

[–]disgruntled_pilot -1 points0 points ago

why the fuck do you guys care so much?

[–]lulzbanana -1 points0 points ago

You should feel fine, I submitted a similar post, and got a fraction of the karma you did. Also I thought I only had 20min left when I did. Oddd

[–]Emptypiro -3 points-2 points ago

lucky you. i somehow managed to not get on reddit at all on my cakeday

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

You're obviously not addicted enough.

[–]cstrayer -2 points-1 points ago

Cheer up! Don't be sad, sir. Have a puppy.

[–]cstrayer 0 points1 point ago

What kind of monster downvoted this?

[–]charliethedrunkskunk -2 points-1 points ago

Maybe if you posted this on your cake day, you would have had a good time. As opposed to a bad time...

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

I did buddy. There's this odd thing though, that if you wait long enough, it is a different day.

[–]Albers1345 -2 points-1 points ago

You are a whore but you have my up vote

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm well aware. And thanks. :P

[–]Atheist_Killer -2 points-1 points ago

futurama is a p. terrible show TBH not sure why you fellas love it

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

It's this weird thing where different people have different tastes. I know it's a tough concept.

[–]Atheist_Killer 0 points1 point ago

yo No shit, why would that even be a reasonable response to what i said. think harder

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

Meh. I think Jersey Shore is a terrible show, but I can see why people watch it.

People like Futurama because it blends subtle humor with completely outrageous humor. Repeated motifs like owls becoming common pests makes people feel smarter for having noticing it, which caters to the slightly pretentious demographic of reddit.

But with a name like Atheist_Killer, I can't really expect you to be the most understanding individual. There are two possible reasons for that name. One is you're religious and tired of atheist pricks attacking you. If that is so, your name gives reason for them to do so because it is counter to what religion is supposed to be. Atheists biggest problem is the hypocrisy of organized religion. The second reason is you just dislike how atheists are portrayed on Reddit. If I were to guess, you have a stronger tendency to dislike something if reddit likes it, just for the sake of being contrary. You probably hate Ron Paul for one thing.

Of course, it's very difficult for me to take you seriously with your random capitalization and punctuation, as well as poor grammar, and a general lack of reading what you write. I'm usually pretty lenient with this, but when someone tells me to think harder without the capability to type coherently, it really ruffles my jimmies.

Ok then, am I thinking hard enough?

[–]RileyWon -1 points0 points ago

Just out of curiosity, what shows do you watch?

[–]Mozen -2 points-1 points ago

Good job, here are my upvotes

[–]captainmorgan23 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm at about a [3] at work and I audibly went "awwwwwwwwwww", and my co-workers thought it was a photo of a kitten or something and then they saw it and had no idea what it was or why I was "aw-ing"

[–]send_me_nudez -3 points-2 points ago

Post on LadyBoners of a male celeb. Get all the karma!

[–]All_Chrome -3 points-2 points ago

Zoidberg is right!

[–]AJA1284 -3 points-2 points ago

Of course Zoidberg!

[–]johnbanken -5 points-4 points ago

KARMAWHORE, I Give you upvote.

[–]becks3 -5 points-4 points ago

hahaha lol nice way to get up votes

[–]SmileAndNod64[S] 0 points1 point ago

If original content doesn't work, fuck it.

[–]Dudewitbow -2 points-1 points ago

I already have a plan for my cake day. originally i wanted it to be my first post, but then i accidentally remembered it after i posted a deal down in r/buildapcsales