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[–]TeamJim 52 points53 points ago

You insist upon yourself sir. I prithy thee, restrain thyself, lest we engage in fisticuffs.

[–]youenjoymyself 27 points28 points ago

I love how they are a foot away from each other and are both leaning the fuck back.

[–]CaptnFalcon 15 points16 points ago

glove slap

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 18 points19 points ago

baby, glove slap

[–]alarumba 4 points5 points ago

I don't take crap

[–]MrFunnycat 2 points3 points ago

slow slap

[–]gjmelenk 0 points1 point ago

thunder clap

[–]XSC 27 points28 points ago

Can I have your attention please, I here by use this opportunity for a cheap mention of Reddit's premiere Wrestling discussion subreddit: /r/SquaredCircle come join us right here in Reddit.

[–]OneRomaines 1 point2 points ago

Lol, why was that link to a picture of Mick Foley purple?

[–]Rawksteady09 1 point2 points ago

Cheap pops!

[–]A_British_Gentleman 4 points5 points ago

Time for fisticuffs? Splendid!

[–]PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy 12 points13 points ago

I was unable to save your negative karma. :(

[–]i_drink_corona 5 points6 points ago

Don't worry I did.

[–]whiterungaurd 9 points10 points ago

And I put him at 1.

[–]EvanMacIan 8 points9 points ago

Oops, looks like someone put him back to zero.

[–]whiterungaurd 8 points9 points ago

Come on man let the man have his own up vote.

[–]EvanMacIan 5 points6 points ago

It was not I who downvoted him, my friend.

[–]whiterungaurd 6 points7 points ago

Well then that said comment is to who ever did..,

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Perfection.

[–]jay_the_vast 15 points16 points ago

Is that the Miz?

[–]Shomud 5 points6 points ago

Yup

[–]FarmerTedd 10 points11 points ago

A "Real World" cast member that can garner some respect and I think he deserves every bit.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

His dad apparently is the manager of a Mr.Hero near where I live. He's got a bunch of wrestling stuff hanging on the walls and magazines all over the place. He's very proud of his son's success.

[–]itsprobablytrue -4 points-3 points ago

Every bit of respect a jobber will ever get

[–]djsmith89 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure it's Hawkeye...

[–]aDarkerKnight 0 points1 point ago

vs Marella ... I loathe myself :|

[–]Se7en_Sinner 116 points117 points ago

[–]AdamEdge 10 points11 points ago

It is, Santino doesn't have that tatoo and actually asked the one who did it link

[–]Pudie 7 points8 points ago

Upvotes for wrestling with text. Makes watching shitty episodes worth it.

[–]MestR 4 points5 points ago

And the worst part is that it wouldn't even be hard to make it believable either.

[–]Mitz510 9 points10 points ago

I stopped following wrestling religiously 3 years ago and it surprises me that Santino Marrella is still in the WWE. Is he getting grappled by the Miz?

[–]TheBattler 15 points16 points ago

Get this: Santino was in an Elimination Chamber match this year for the World Heavyweight Championship, and not only got 2 eliminations and was cheered like crazy by the crowd, but he was the last man to be eliminated.

He's still a joke character, so his entire time in the match was him being beaten up and mostly ignored by everybody else, and he got his eliminations by going for surprise roll ups. But it was pretty ballin'.

[–]electrikmayhem 5 points6 points ago

Yes. This was a beat-the-clock challenge to determine the number one contender for CM Punk's WWE championship. The Miz won the match. He didn't win the challenge, though.

[–]Fidgetstic 0 points1 point ago

He's the current U.S. champion

[–]Terker_jerbs -1 points0 points ago

COBRA!

[–]UseYourIllusionII 14 points15 points ago

Wow, this photoshop job is...AWWWWWWEEEESOME!

[–]electrikmayhem 5 points6 points ago

I CAME TO PLAY

[–]cameratoo 6 points7 points ago

"Steak and eggs and eggs and steak."

[–]BackflipJohnson 0 points1 point ago

"I say! Great day to be doing squat thrusts with our large, triangular weights!"

[–]conspiracy_thug 26 points27 points ago

bad photoshop 4/10

[–]lordgunhand 5 points6 points ago

I say, they seem to be having a bully time!

[–]zedsdeadbby 5 points6 points ago

Yes! Bully!

[–]Shippoyasha 6 points7 points ago

Isn't Santino a master class Judo artist? You can tell his influence of Judo in wrestling moves now. A lot more Judo moves by other wrestlers after he joined that company.

[–]DrascaL 4 points5 points ago

This was made by user CWMonkey on his website Wrestlingwithtext. The wrestler behind is The Miz and the wrestler in front is Santino Marella.

Come over to /r/squaredcircle for wrestling discussion and funzies.

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[–]RarelyKnownAs 1 point2 points ago

I guess no one realized that you were joking.

[–]Colostomy -1 points0 points ago

I really didn't expect anyone to think I was joking. What I said is said every time someone brings up pro wrestling.

[–]DrascaL -1 points0 points ago

Hey you don't like wrestling that's absolutely fine. But no need to be a cock. I don't like anime but I don't post "anime is fur fagz" in every thread about it, I just ignore and move on.

The fact you got so mad about it makes me think you did or do enjoy wrestling and are embarrassed.

[–]Colostomy -1 points0 points ago

No, you completely misunderstand. I was joking in every way imaginable. I said these things because I am a wrestling fan. /r/SquaredCircle is at the top of my Fav Five, I even have the 10th top post on it. I'm even watching Smackdown right now.

I was parodying the frequent reaction to the discovery of people who are still a fan of pro wrestling. I regret nothing.

LOL jk, wrestling's fake and gay, anime is awesome, you're too much of a skinnyfatass to appreciate it.

Edit: I think you do enjoy anime and are just embarrassed by this fact.

[–]DrascaL -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry. It's difficult to pick up sarcasm through text. Still, no need to be mean I was simply informing someone who I though needed it.

[–]Blee10 12 points13 points ago

Always nice to see some wrasslin' in r/funny. I know alot of people aren't too fond of it but I treat it as a scripted show, like I would a movie or tv show. And since I've been watching from '98 until now, it's a hard thing to kick.

Wrestling might not be booming anymore but I still think tons of people can have fun watching it.

Didn't mean to turn that into a lecture, haha.

[–]seoulsun 2 points3 points ago

I think most fans do - they like it for how good they sell the moves or how their promo is. of course the in-ring is mostly scripted, and sometimes predictable.

[–]topchief1 0 points1 point ago

I enjoyed it when I was in high school, but when the godfather turned into right to censor, it got too lame for me.

[–]Pudie 2 points3 points ago

So you were ok with Mae Young being topless and giving birth to a hand, a dog kennel from hell match, Stephanie being crucified, and Val Venis getting his pee pee choppy choppied but Godfather going to RTC was too much for you?

[–]topchief1 0 points1 point ago

You gotta draw the line somewhere, you know? Sometimes, they just go too far..

[–]RainCity250 22 points23 points ago

That mustache looks as real as wrasslin'

[–]fran13r 0 points1 point ago

Is real to me damn it!

[–]WilsonsWarbler 2 points3 points ago

Indubitably.

[–]chadi7 -1 points0 points ago

Damn you WilsonsWarbler! I'm five hours late again!

[–]czarmascarado 1 point2 points ago

classic winger

[–]keagmcG 1 point2 points ago

Looks shopped.

[–]cwmonkey 6 points7 points ago

yup. source

[–]iforgetpasswordsalot 4 points5 points ago

It's cwmonkey's website too for anyone who's curios. Brilliant recaps after RAW, Smackdown, Impact Wrestling and PPV's.

[–]Vishyswaz 2 points3 points ago

That picture of Bork's sad face still gets me every time.

[–]ab3normal 0 points1 point ago

Why doth thee not give up?

[–]kdotdash 0 points1 point ago

Im not comfortable at how long I had to stare at this picture before I realized what was going on.

[–]WaltMitty 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me he has a crossface submission move so he can give out a fine mustache with regularity.

[–]crimson589 0 points1 point ago

sadly thats fake and his finishing move includes putting a sock that looks like a snake in his hands and striking the other guy in the neck, he calls it "the cobra"

[–]welcometaerf 0 points1 point ago

Kinda looks like Hawkeye is choking that dude out.

[–]DrascaL 0 points1 point ago

It's Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin.

[–]welcometaerf 0 points1 point ago

Well, spoil all my fun why dontcha?

[–]DrascaL 1 point2 points ago

Sorry.

[–]welcometaerf 0 points1 point ago

Haha, its cool.

[–]Gullyhunter 0 points1 point ago

soon...

[–]aMANescape 0 points1 point ago

your gun is sticking into my hip

[–]mobyhead1 0 points1 point ago

I just heard Shostakovich in my head.

[–]noddegamra 0 points1 point ago

Soon...

[–]shiftdnb 0 points1 point ago

Dick Dastardly has gotten into wrestling!?! Does Dudley wrestle too and his out fit is a spandex mountie suit?

[–]Fidgetstic 1 point2 points ago

There actually was a Mountie character back in the mid 90's called...the Mountie.

[–]spinningmagnets 0 points1 point ago

Freeze-frame at 0:38...bareknuckle groupie chick has a moustache tattoo on her finger! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFdBK4gdYcA

Also, the requisite Wikipedia link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bareknuckle

[–]AnnikaSavill 0 points1 point ago

In the interest of the victory...

[–]GayPterodactyl 0 points1 point ago

faaaaaaaaake

[–]Murdock7x4 0 points1 point ago

This is how WWE distinguishes good guys from bad guys. Very subtle.

The Miz is evil.

[–]dasman91 0 points1 point ago

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/gnmngbknombiopoggilgiebonllnndhp

Now you can enjoy this every time you look at a photo

[–]yayapfool -1 points0 points ago

This has to be the fakest tattoo ever. If someone has video proof of this guy's tattoo, i'll eat a live gerbil.

[–]DrascaL 1 point2 points ago

It is fake. That's not the actual tatto. It was changed by user CWMonkey on his website Wrestlingwithtext.

[–]BorisBC[!] -1 points0 points ago

Just what we need - fucking hipsters in the WWE. Is there nothing they won't ironically enjoy?!?!

[–]chemical_imbalance -1 points0 points ago

i was going to upvote this but then i took a narwhal to the bacon.

[–]Oheina -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who read "beat the cock?" Kinda makes sense, I guess, seeing as it's pro wrestling. (pre-Emptive strike: I'm kidding. I hate pro wrestling, but this comment is a joke. So shut the fuck up.)

[–]acdcfreak -2 points-1 points ago

hahahahaha!

[–]Deso4life -2 points-1 points ago

Too Bad this is Photoshopped. This is Inspector Dubplate's signature on youtube.... or at least that's what it reminds me of.

http://www.youtube.com/user/InspectorDubplate?feature=watch

[–]dysgraphical -3 points-2 points ago

Santino is suck a joke. Kinda feel bad watching him wrestle.

[–]JSA17 -4 points-3 points ago

Someone explain this to me.

Edit: Nevermind. Got it. I figured it was a wrestling thing. In which case you could have ELI5 and I still wouldnt have understood.