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[–]30minuteshowers 7 points8 points ago

As a guy i prefer washing my hands before going to the bathroom. I know where i have stuck my dick.

[–]HedenPK 2 points3 points ago

Yes, that and, "am I the only one who flushes urinals..?"

[–]UnknownGnome1 2 points3 points ago

A little observation I made a while back. When I walk into the bathroom and someone just leaves the urinal, I found they would often go without washing their hands. If I leave the urinal and proceed to wash my hands, then the next guy to leave will generally wash their hands too and this can go on in a chain effect. I have actually taken longer than usual to wash my hands so I could take some time to observe this effect and its amazing how often this happens. Obviously not everyone but the vast majority seem to do this.

Funnily enough the only place I didn't observe this was Italy where the vast majority of people don't seem to be dirty fuckers and always wash their hands.

[–]everestdesign 1 point2 points ago

I would upvote this to the moon if I could.

[–]jubbergun 5 points6 points ago

The rest of us don't piss/shit all over our hands.

[–]ch00d 6 points7 points ago

There is still bacteria unique to the genital region though that is unsanitary to be elsewhere.

[–]Piros -3 points-2 points ago

Obviously none that are that harmful, personally I never wash my hands in a restaurant and I haven't been sick a day in my life.

[–]Chucklebuck 3 points4 points ago

How many others have because of your actions, though?

[–]Piros -3 points-2 points ago

I'm sure touching my dick and then my own fork is more likely to get ME sick, let alone the bus boy in the back washing said fork with warm water and soap. S'not like I rub my dick on my wrist, then walk up to the manager and say "smell that"

[–]Simnol 4 points5 points ago

Well, do you flush after using the bathroom?

If so then imagine how many other people touch their dick, then flush too.

You've touched thousands of dicks in your life, by proxy, then you go and lick your fingers.

You sick fuck.

[–]Piros 1 point2 points ago

This made me laugh more than it should have.

[–]BlastMeBagpipes 0 points1 point ago

I love this!

[–]lwangcheungl -2 points-1 points ago

Touch faucet handle with dirty hands to wash, touch the same dirty faucet handle after you wash. what will you do now?

[–]Simnol 1 point2 points ago

Well, if it's not an 'auto-off' tap I tend to put some leftover lather on the faucet then rinse my hands once more.

But that's nothing, most medical institutes recommend using a paper towel to turn off the tap, then throwing it straight away.

You know, because it's 2012 and all.

[–]everestdesign 1 point2 points ago

You're a complete selfish dumbass. I hope you get cholera and die.

[–]Piros -3 points-2 points ago

And you're an over-reacting drama queen with no respect for others' opinions. I hope you learn from your mistakes and live a long and happy life.

[–]mo_dingo -4 points-3 points ago

Seriously. Urine is completely sterile, so quite the opposite happens when you pee on your hands.

Shit, on the other hand, would be nice if it gets removed. But even if it doesn't, our stomach can handle a few particles. If otherwise, we would all be dead, or sick all the time.

This over-cleanliness society we are breeding is infuckingsane! Expose yourself to the world people, you might live longer!

[–]everestdesign 0 points1 point ago

You serious? Feces and urine aren't the only concerns. Whenever you touch your junk and then touch ANYTHING else, you've spread your gonorrhea everywhere else. You deserve to have a bullet put in your brain.

[–]Batty-Koda 0 points1 point ago

Stop sleeping with prostitutes without a condom, and then you won't have to worry about it so much.

[–]mo_dingo -1 points0 points ago

You cannot get Gonorrhea from shaking hands with someone who has the condition! Please do some research before posting. Sexual contact is necessary for transmission. Just don't have the guy jerk you off, or worse, and you will be fine!

[–]everestdesign 1 point2 points ago

It's called hyperbole. JFGI.

[–]mo_dingo -2 points-1 points ago

Jewish Federation of Greater Indianapolis?

[–]everestdesign 1 point2 points ago

You serious?

[–]mo_dingo -1 points0 points ago

Nope, just Google JFGI and you will know what I mean.

[–]everestdesign 1 point2 points ago

You dumb or just stupid?

[–]mo_dingo -1 points0 points ago

or?

[–]Simnol -1 points0 points ago

This has nothing to do with 'exposing yourself,' I have no problem going walking through mud, climbing up cave walls and working outside.

What I do have a problem with is children that lack basic hygiene skills.

[–]mo_dingo -2 points-1 points ago

Washing your hands every time you use the bathroom (10x a day?) is not a basic hygiene skill. It is over-hygienic BS propaganda.

Try working outside in the cold and washing your hands that frequently and see what happens to them. The fingertips will crack and you will have to superglue the shit out of them to stop being in pain.

Our skin has natural oils that are necessary for proper hydration. They are there for a reason, and like earwax, constant removal will eventually lead to problems.

Work on engines every day and get covered in oil/grease/etc? Fine, wash them before lunch and at the end of the day. That is sensible. Otherwise, please stop washing your hands 24/7 people!

[–]Simnol 1 point2 points ago

If you're going to the bathroom ten times a day, I feel bad for you son.

I've got 99 problems, but constipation ain't one.

And since you seem so knowledgeable on the subject, perhaps in error, I worked in a sterile environment that demanded we have the basic hygiene to wash our hands after using the bathroom, know what we did? A little bit of hand cream, because we weren't fucking morons.

[–]mo_dingo -3 points-2 points ago

No, I am certainly not constipated. But I work outside in Arizona in the 110F heat, on the 170F asphalt, which radiates intense heat. I am outside in 10 hour shifts usually, with my only reprieve at lunch time. I drink a ton of water! This doesn't include my trips to the bathroom for #2. So yeah, I do go at least 10x a day.

I have never had constipation, not once (lucky I guess).

Just because a company mandates a sterile environment with certain protocols doesn't make them applicable to general situations. The environment for AMD's processor plant is extremely sterile, where I could completely understand the need for washing hands before suiting up.

But for general, household, restaurant & office situations, washing your hands multiple times a day is not necessary. Your stomach & immune system will kill 99.9% of anything that enters your body.

Now, if someone has the flu, cold, or some other highly contagious disease, washing their hands MAY help. Soap does not kill viruses though; the abrasive action of scrubbing your hands can remove some of the virus. But that is certainly not 100% effective so other methods much be employed.

The only sure fire way to reduce the spread of some disease is first, active management of your bodily fluid, but the best way, is quarantine. If you don't rub your nose when it runs, cough into the inside of your elbow, don't shake hands with people, don't touch objects that other people touch (like door knobs, etc). Quarantine is the only 100% effective method, and since I don't want to live in a plastic bubble, that seems irrelevant.

Finally, in regards to your using hand cream after washing your hands every time, I pose a question. What about using q-tips every day to clean the ear wax out of your ears? What are you going to inject into your ears to help prevent ear infections?

Do you have scientific proof that refutes anything I have said in the above post? If so, please link to it. Thanks!

[–]BlastMeBagpipes -4 points-3 points ago

What you consider basic is over-cleanliness. Suck it up, puss.

[–]BlastMeBagpipes -3 points-2 points ago

When you grab that door handle on the way back out, you just reuped on hundreds of bacteria and virus. Dumbass, why did you do that?

[–]jansinrere 2 points3 points ago

Yes you are.

[–]arlexander 2 points3 points ago

Every morning I shower and wash my junk, shortly after this cleansing I put my junk into a pair of cotton boxers that were washed at high temperatures.

My junk is far cleaner than any faucet in a restaurant bathroom and I do not piss on my hands.

I usually bring my own paper tissues and disinfectant to keep my hands bacteria-free. I will also use a tissue to avoid touching doorhandles in public bathrooms.

In other words fuck touching ANYTHING in these unsanitary bathrooms to "wash" my hands...

[–]Glenn1990 0 points1 point ago

The number of people in here who think it is acceptable to use the toilet without then washing their hands is absolutely appalling!

On behalf of everyone who takes the time to wash their hands; thank you for forcing us to cover our hands in whatever crap is on your junk (Piss or otherwise) when we use the door handle to leave.

[–]Chucklebuck 1 point2 points ago

This happens all the time. It's absolutely putrid.

There's a reason I've perfected the 'sleeve over the hand before touching the doorhandle' trick.

[–]avert_your_maize 0 points1 point ago

I remember years ago the sign in the bathroom that told employees to wash their hands said please not must. But this was in a Taco Bell so......ya know.....

[–]mrblackburn 0 points1 point ago

I always tell people "when I was a boy, my father taught me how to go to the bathroom without pissing all over myself." I'm still self conscious about people seeing me not wash my hands though. . .which is why I hate it when dudes fucking linger in the bathroom. I've literally stood in front of a urinal for an extra minute, waiting for the other guy in the restroom to leave before I'll zip up, NOT wash my hands, and go about my day.

Also, Dear public restroom owners. Urinal partitions. . .FUCKING USE THEM. I have no interest in seeing someone elses penis, or having them see my penis. And, if you really want me to wash my hands. . .here's the trick. Motion sensing faucet, motion sensing soap dispenser, and motion sensing towel dispenser, with foot-hold door opener. Air dry, or air blade dyson thing. . .yeah. . pass.

/rant

[–]Simnol 1 point2 points ago

You... you take extra time to NOT do something?

Really?

I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time believing this, no one can be that paranoid.

[–]mrblackburn 0 points1 point ago

SAP Represent.

[–]MrRequiem -1 points0 points ago

Exuuuuuse me as a man my penis is the CLEANEST thing on my body If any thing I was my hands 1st

[–]dudeabides86 -1 points0 points ago

My parents taught me to not piss on my hands.

[–]PokemasterTT -1 points0 points ago

Yeah.

[–]freeskier59 -1 points0 points ago

If your dick is less sanitary than the bathroom faucet you need to shower more often, not just wash your hands

[–]Batty-Koda -1 points0 points ago

Maybe you're the only one that pisses on themselves.

Also relevant

[–]BlastMeBagpipes -2 points-1 points ago

You should wash before touching your penis. There are hundreds of more strains on your hands (from interacting with everything) prior to pissing than after. Statistically, pissing on your hands after in the toilet would leave them cleaner.

Also, don't be such a pansy...

[–]everestdesign 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you and your warped sense of cleanliness.

[–]BlastMeBagpipes -1 points0 points ago

FUCK YOUR MOTHER FOR HAVING YOU FUCKTARD!

[–]everestdesign 1 point2 points ago

Ping. Your insult just bounced off me. Try again sweetheart.