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[–]cshicks 16 points17 points ago

Bizarro is easily one of the best comics ever.

[–]TheFlipanator 3 points4 points ago

Easily.

[–]not4u2see 31 points32 points ago

Anyone else hear Ben Stein's voice when they read that?

[–]blacklr 3 points4 points ago

But he looks more like the guy from saved by the bell

[–]Nizzler 2 points3 points ago

Mr. Testaverde

[–]blacklr 0 points1 point ago

I was picturing Mr. Dewey, Patrick Thomas O'Brien.

[–]Nizzler 0 points1 point ago

totally! my bad.

[–]Bencool 1 point2 points ago

Ross Perot.

[–]TeddyYarborough 1 point2 points ago

Well I do now

Edit: Added "well." Makes it funnier, in my head anyway.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I was hearing it 100% in Ben Stein's voice. It was magical.

[–]4LostSoulsinaBowl 6 points7 points ago

I tracked all data for a non-profit for 6 years. I can confirm the accuracy of this comic.

[–]BrorannasaursRex 12 points13 points ago

The GRAPHS.. The graphs make sense now!!!!

[–]_phedex 14 points15 points ago

Dimitri Martin (?)

[–]Pizzapete32 22 points23 points ago

Are you thinking of this?

[–]DMTryp 5 points6 points ago

[–]cI_-__-_Io 0 points1 point ago

Demetri* Martin

[–]CakeBagel 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say, this is exactly his type of joke

[–]synnndstalker 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Demitri Martin must have found a new job . . .

[–]ungulate 7 points8 points ago

For future reference, "everytime" isn't a word.

You meant "every time". Two words. And now you'll remember it every time!

[–]so_carelessly_here 1 point2 points ago

Or maybe he'll remember it only some times.

[–]ungulate 0 points1 point ago

Or every day.

This mnemonic is working out well!

[–]lihiker 2 points3 points ago

Has anyone else seen a lot of Bizarro comics on this subreddit lately?

[–]dakilla91 5 points6 points ago

[–]Wethequeens13 2 points3 points ago

Yes, thank you, but we already got it from dakilla91's comment.

On a positive note, at least you put up the effort to find this. It wasn't necessary, but hey, at least you tired.

[–]h2g242 1 point2 points ago

I didn't think the picture did it justice. The joke is that its a pie chart of bars and a bar graph of pies. That could be easily missed when skimming over it. Either way, cheerio!

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough! Upvote for effort and consideration.

[–]The_Painted_Man 7 points8 points ago

Like this if you laugh every time?

[–]jazloc 25 points26 points ago

lyk dis if u laf evrtim

[–]aburns9 7 points8 points ago

5evr

[–]Toobad113 -1 points0 points ago

The only word you spelled right was if

[–]diknolifte 6 points7 points ago

Does this remind anyone else of Dilbert?

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 15 points16 points ago

No. It made me laugh.

[–]joeybean 5 points6 points ago

Lets say that it is the 7000th time you've seen this. Would you still be laughing? WELL? WOULD YOU? WOULD YOU FUCKING BE LAUGHING?

[–]cocomc 5 points6 points ago

Not now.

[–]joeybean 0 points1 point ago

When is a good time for you? Half past 3?

[–]cocomc 2 points3 points ago

Too much hate in joey's life for me to enjoy repetitive humor for awhile.

[–]joeybean 0 points1 point ago

talk to me bro?

[–]so_carelessly_here 0 points1 point ago

The word "hate" and the name "Joey" somehow don't seem to belong in the same sentence to me..

Joey just can't be capable of hate, nor can Joey have hate in his life.

[–]lickwidforse2 0 points1 point ago

It would still be just as funny

[–]vodenii 1 point2 points ago

First time seeing it, but still laughing. Thank you!

[–]Yinzer314 0 points1 point ago

Ha!

[–]mevkh 0 points1 point ago

ha ha ha...

[–]fizziebob 0 points1 point ago

No secret symbols in this comic? I am disappoint.

[–]LeCookie 0 points1 point ago

This is probably my favorite pic.

[–]Ya_Homie_Chris 0 points1 point ago

Can not un-see

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

Makes me crie evrytim

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

False. Our eyes can not focus on something 40cm away and mountains a 1000metres away at the same time.

[–]antigravity_x 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see a "This always makes me laugh!!!" post I click it and am terribly disappointed. Every time.

Except this time.

[–]Vag_AssAssin88 -3 points-2 points ago

Lik dis if you laff evertim