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[–]rAxxt 83 points84 points ago

Mark is a simple man. He drives a truck. Mark has seen a lot in his day, the road-rats and the road-jocks, the whores and the down-and-outs, the seasoners and the old-schoolers. He's watched them all. Season in and season out. A few times he's been beckoned by the whores. He doesn't talk about those times much. A few times he's had a row with the 'rats. He'd always won those, but didn't talk about that much either. But all the same he is just Mark, the truck driver. He's a simple man.

[–]ramkeham 17 points18 points ago

He may be a simple man, but his doors always open.

[–]charcoalchicken 12 points13 points ago

I read that with the voice of the narrator from Bastion in my head.

[–]TDKevin 2 points3 points ago

Thank you! I was reading it in hos voice too, but could not remember who's voice it was. Well, it's all startin to come together now for ol' TDKevin, but ya never know what's round that next corner..

[–]markpitts 5 points6 points ago

It's like you're reading my mind.

[–]parkadactyl 1 point2 points ago

I feel like this is the opening of a Clive Barker story.

[–]Bixby66 2 points3 points ago

Any smokeys with ears on?

[–]EmceeKyn 1 point2 points ago

Breaker breaker this is baby maker. We got a bear in the chicken coop. Come back? Oh. Never mind, it's just Mark.

[–]Lynch117 1 point2 points ago

Perfect back story for a fast paced action movie/tv series.

[–]nuwzillund 22 points23 points ago

When I was much younger I hitch hiked all over New Zealand. One time a truck driver picked me up.

He told me, "You won't forget my name - it's Mark - rhymes with Bark."

That was in 1990 - I have not forgotten his name.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 3 points4 points ago

Mark is also what a hair lip dog says.

[–]ontopic 36 points37 points ago

The goth trucker fills the inherent emptiness of the road with only the most macabre gay rest stop blowjobs.

[–]TysonStoleMyPanties 11 points12 points ago

How poetic.

[–]cocomc 5 points6 points ago

I felt enlightened.

[–]Jyggaleel 0 points1 point ago

I feel like that should be a palindrome

[–]Tacosauce420 1 point2 points ago

Or shortened into haiku?

Goth trucker fills the

inherent emptiness with

gay rest stop blowjobs.

[–]provaros 72 points73 points ago

Oh hai Mark!

[–]iwanttogotohell 25 points26 points ago

You seem to be the expert, Mark!

[–]Ommec 11 points12 points ago

Let me call up my friend who's an expert on Marks...

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 4 points5 points ago

There is an expert for everything.

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 3 points4 points ago

I bet your quite an expert on cock removal.

[–]TheGreatLeapingDingo 1 point2 points ago

and you probably ain't too shabby at eating beef steak

[–]imustbenewhere- -1 points0 points ago

And you know alot about dingos

[–]LupusOk 0 points1 point ago

And you must be new here.

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[–]newton1643 -1 points0 points ago

Holy fuck, that was bad.

[–]CrucialAxis 2 points3 points ago

I did not see you there! Too busy looking at the queen. Know what I'm saying?

[–]GreasyDan 0 points1 point ago

[–]theaznone 0 points1 point ago

Hello there.

[–]myfajahas400children -1 points0 points ago

Haha, water store remark.

[–]IronicThunder 8 points9 points ago

If trucks could be storm troopers, theyd look like this.

[–]mastigia 2 points3 points ago

I was trying to think of how to say that. Well done.

[–]hugh_janus 1 point2 points ago

Imperial Storm Truckers, that would make a great company name!

[–]RussianFedora 2 points3 points ago

And it would have multiple series on the History Channel!

[–]carvex 0 points1 point ago

Imperial Storm Truckers: Deathtrap Endor

[–]saifelse 0 points1 point ago

If Star Wars and Transformers had a baby, this would be it.

[–]Sleepyhead61 0 points1 point ago

I seriously thought that was the point of this post at first. When I didn't see any comments about it I was about to post something Like this. Haha it was awesome when I saw it!!

[–]Stenzy 71 points72 points ago

Almost exact same fucking title. http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/L7iAh.jpg

[–]Phoequinox 16 points17 points ago

It's sad that the top comment is never anything good anymore.

[–]Liammm 2 points3 points ago

It's either busting reposts or white knights telling us to feel bad about laughing at other people

[–]Phoequinox -2 points-1 points ago

TIL I'm a white knight.

[–]Liammm 1 point2 points ago

Do you usually call people out for schadenfreude? I'm sorry if I seem douchey, I'm having a week where no matter what I comment I feel douchey, call it a douche week. :/

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

Not schadenfreude. But for mocking people just for existing, yeah. Misfortune can be funny, because it can usually be avoided. There's no harm in laughing at a situation. But laughing at someone bothers me.

[–]Liammm 0 points1 point ago

Nah, I've seen threads where that sorta shit happens, and that's not cool, but things like that supermodel tweeting about that dude creeping on her, (fucking Brian..) sure that's not the right thing to do per se, but it was laugh worthy, and it's stuff like that that white knights need to leave be, IMO. Let those who find humor in it have their fun.

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, it can go too far, definitely. I'm more concerned with "LOOK AT THIS FAT PERSON! HAHAHA!" That's just juvenile and sick. I'd punch a kid in school for mocking an overweight kid, so I certainly don't see the appeal any other time. But yeah, laughing at circumstance is all part of the game.

[–]Liammm 0 points1 point ago

Exactly, thanks for that. Upvotes for you.

[–]douglas-fantana 12 points13 points ago

BUSTED

[–]vitamin_water 2 points3 points ago

I think the "Submit to Reddit" button they have on the page is counter-productive.

[–]alexandrepato 4 points5 points ago

This is the truck equivalent of standing Berks clad in a potato sack next to a nude Heidi Klum covered in vegetable oil and whipped cream.

[–]PoopyMcfartface 2 points3 points ago

Who's who in this scenario? I actually prefer Mark's truck, the other one is just some attention seeking tool, from the looks of it.

[–]steakbake -1 points0 points ago

It's just the Saab logo. Yeah, the name is pretty stupid, but in Europe you actually see lorries (and cars) with their brand logos decaled on the side pretty often.

[–]Leyst 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha. Oh god my sides. Sorry but I'm a truckie and this is the first time I've EVER heard someone call a Scania a Saab.

Also, funny thing is that I've met them both. Nice people both of them.

[–]steakbake 0 points1 point ago

Haha. Heyyyy, I didn't call it a Saab. I know it's a Scania, who is owned by Saab. That is most definitely the Saab logo though. Ha. Scanias are definitely the type of lorries I see the often though (in the UK).

[–]Leyst 0 points1 point ago

Ah fair enough :) But it's the same logo Scania uses though - at least all the Scanias we have at my job :)

[–]youhavebeenMARKed 2 points3 points ago

Hey, thats my name!

[–]elmogokart 1 point2 points ago

I came here to say this.

[–]youhavebeenMARKed 0 points1 point ago

Good day fellow Mark!

[–]jcolley99 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only person that thought that they looked like the heads of transformers.

[–]ThEgg 3 points4 points ago

The fire breathing Griffin logo of Saab, hell yeah!

[–]theamigan 3 points4 points ago

I think that truck is a Scania, which would be why.

[–]MothaFuckaJonesey 1 point2 points ago

Darth Vader and his Stormtrooper

[–]limer 0 points1 point ago

And Mark Hamill is now a truck driver?

[–]Max_Rockatansky 1 point2 points ago

Whatever happened to Metsrulesonearth?

[–]MrStarr 1 point2 points ago

[–]frontloader 1 point2 points ago

Mark's truck could be made to look like a storm trooper helmet...?

[–]Olukon 3 points4 points ago

Looks like a Disney/Dreamworks movie waiting to happen.

[–]illmatic707 1 point2 points ago

Shit Mark, get it together.

[–]Bazing1980 0 points1 point ago

Is this is Europe or something? We don't really use cab-overs in the states much.

[–]roflrobotp 1 point2 points ago

Yep, it's a Scania... found in Europe, South America, Australia, etc. Most likely it's Europe though.

[–]Thameus 0 points1 point ago

I'd have gone for "Truck".

[–]KnowsGooderThanYou 0 points1 point ago

fuckin' mark.

[–]theaznone 1 point2 points ago

What did I do now?

[–]KnowsGooderThanYou 0 points1 point ago

You know what you did! Poor kid, idk if we'll ever find all the shreds...

[–]jbonola 0 points1 point ago

Mark, a humble white mage unexpectedly murdered while attempting to summon his ultimate power, Holy. Do not worry although the Dark Queen of the Roads power is unparalleled, you and your traveling companions shall have a chance with the aid of the life stream... Today, the Dark Queen of the Road shall learn YOU NEVER FUCK WITH THE WHITE MAGE!

[–]EllKayBee 0 points1 point ago

Guess the UK truckers are getting pretty passionate about their vehicles.

[–]gregogree 0 points1 point ago

http://youtu.be/g9NY8R-LmIw and then theres..

[–]kindafunky 0 points1 point ago

This is Pixar gold. Somebody get the guys who did "Cars" in here pronto.

[–]AxelsDawn 0 points1 point ago

Is that Severus Snape?

[–]starjharvey 0 points1 point ago

Mark looks like he's intimated by the other truck...he needs a friend.

[–]B0Boman 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but this reminded me of a Far Side comic for some reason.

[–]natostrike 0 points1 point ago

I would have put TK-421 up there instead of Mark.

[–]heavyhebrew 0 points1 point ago

Mark was always a little 'special'.

[–]DoctorPimpslap 0 points1 point ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]MoreDonuts 0 points1 point ago

BLOOD. DEATH. AND VEENGEEEEEAAAANNNNCCCEE!

[–]Neilsen17 0 points1 point ago

team mark

[–]FightingAgainstTime 0 points1 point ago

My name is Mark and after looking through the comments I'm pissed because of the amount of times I mentally answered "wut?"

[–]jb_ 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather be Mark than something as lame as Dark Queen of the Road.

[–]kylechloe66 0 points1 point ago

Haha i know mark, he drives for the same company as my dad :')

[–]blimeybobbins 0 points1 point ago

Marky Mark!!!

[–]The_Weasel 0 points1 point ago

Is that the saab logo or just a Swedish or other symbol... ?

[–]AnarchyAntelope112 0 points1 point ago

Well since the black one has a lion on it I'm gonna assume it belongs to Cersei

[–]statikuz 1 point2 points ago

It's not exactly a lion, it's a griffin/gryphon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sk%C3%A5ne#Heraldry

Edit: it would also have to be red!

[–]AnarchyAntelope112 -1 points0 points ago

[–]statikuz 1 point2 points ago

Sure, but that's just a regular lion, not a gryphon, which has the head (and wings) of an eagle. Notice the Lannister lion has a mouth and fangs, where the gryphon has a beak.

[–]AnarchyAntelope112 0 points1 point ago

Well you got me there, I concede.

[–]jimb3rt -1 points0 points ago

My trucker brother in law's name is Mark...

[–]dasoeltino -4 points-3 points ago

And then there's repost...

[–]squidmuncha 2 points3 points ago

If I haven't seen it it's new to me!

[–]Oheina -1 points0 points ago

This makes me think of that sad country song about "Giddy Up Go". :(

[–]waffle569 -1 points0 points ago

What is with the reposts lately? I know there's always some, but it seems to be increasing exponentially.

[–]rjqg327 -1 points0 points ago

Mark: average guy of the freeway

[–]crazyparrot94 -4 points-3 points ago

You seem to have misspelled Maude.

[–]YostIRL -2 points-1 points ago

I came here to say "and then there's Maude"

[–]OmegaXXIII -1 points0 points ago

Maybe he thought here was a character limit.

[–]lomonikon -1 points0 points ago

the first truck is going on a drag race...

http://i.imgur.com/yhqpW.jpg