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When your hands are wet after going to the bathroom. (imgur.com)

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[–]kerrigan4 37 points38 points ago

Wet after you wash them I hope not after you use the bathroom.

[–]YourMusicalComment 65 points66 points ago

Wet after you wash them I hope not after you use the bathroom.

[–]DSTFU 7 points8 points ago

I subbed, that was pretty epic, I didn't know you did that.

[–]mgroe 5 points6 points ago

It's pitchy, Dawg. Pitchy.

[–]YourMusicalComment 6 points7 points ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I kinda suck at singing :)

[–]Ryuksapple 5 points6 points ago

However you are brilliant at comedy.

[–]Oxycontin_Mopheen 1 point2 points ago

Favorite novelty account.

[–]ObamaResponse 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/WOkuY.jpg

[–]civilian11214 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? This is a thing now too?

[–]Nicholas339 96 points97 points ago

God I hope this doesn't happen to me. I'd hate to finish washing my hands and then have a group of backup dancers behind me

[–]ItsAllrightImRussian 56 points57 points ago

What are you talking about? That sounds great.

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 33 points34 points ago

I can't remember the last time I dried my hands without backup dancers.

...it was a simpler time...

[–]theveryredapple 7 points8 points ago

Does your user name have any relevance?

[–]kenneth1221 2 points3 points ago

Maybe he did an AMA a while back.

[–]LikeACosmo 1 point2 points ago

Does yours?

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

Being an Indian, I can confirm that this indeed IS great.

[–]Scum_soaked_oars 10 points11 points ago

OP's post is how I think I look. This is how I actually look.

[–]badaboombadabing 10 points11 points ago

Come on, get ya hands dry now. Don't stop till they dry enough.

[–]RobLives4Love 0 points1 point ago

Upvote foryou

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 24 points25 points ago

This may finally be relevant....-ish

[–]SLINKDOWNTHEROAD 6 points7 points ago

Thank you making me try and hold in a laugh by doing a massive snort/snigger/thing in my dead silent office and making snot come out.

[–]RobLives4Love 0 points1 point ago

STANDING OVATION

[–]offsetbreakdown 5 points6 points ago

I don't use paper towels to dry my hands. I'm saving the world one Michael Jackson move at a time.

[–]whatever_my_name_is 9 points10 points ago

I predict that this will be here http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/ in a couple of days

[–]crazyparrot94 5 points6 points ago

reactiongifs

[–]Eff_Tee 0 points1 point ago

Removing that from /r/all was such a good move, now if people would just keep this stupid shit in there....

Though the gif itself is awesome.

[–]I_Am_Not_New 2 points3 points ago

Usually when my hands are wet, I find the nearest person and wipe my wet hands on their arms. While doing this I say, "Don't you just hate it when you pee all over your hands?" Works every time.

[–]Solarian1 1 point2 points ago

I came in here to write this exact same comment =D

[–]chopp3r 0 points1 point ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

[–]eiffel6565 1 point2 points ago

Oh, happy times

[–]cptawesome11 1 point2 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

[–]Idrhorrible 1 point2 points ago

Or you could just try to wash the water off in the sink.

[–]slyder565 1 point2 points ago

LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIIIINNNN!

[–]SkateboardG 1 point2 points ago

We miss you Mic :(

[–]notsurewhatiam 1 point2 points ago

How I dry mine

[–]RobLives4Love 0 points1 point ago

lovely.

[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

I know huh

[–]DannysaurusRex 2 points3 points ago

why isn't this on /r/shittyreactiongifs

[–]LOOK_MA_IM_REDDITING 1 point2 points ago

And then you have to touch the filthy doorknob...ahh, what's the point?!

[–]Arabific 1 point2 points ago

Which MJ song is this?

[–]Sisaac 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure, but I think is beat it.

[–]MrTeaKup 2 points3 points ago

Beat it.

[–]The_Resisty 3 points4 points ago

But he was just asking what song it was.

[–]ToastmahGhost 1 point2 points ago

heheheheh

[–]MrTeaKup 1 point2 points ago

Sorry man, bad day

[–]droptoonswatchacid 1 point2 points ago

and snap.

and snap.

and snap.

[–]Freewheelin_ 0 points1 point ago

Back of the knees guys...back of the knees.

[–]ToastmahGhost 0 points1 point ago

DRY IT!!! DRY IT!! IF IT GETS CHAPPED BURT'S BEES- APPLY IT!!

[–]singhed 0 points1 point ago

every time my hands are wet (from washing them) fucking everybody wants to shake my hand and then i feel like that one guy that has super sweaty palms and it makes me want to die

[–]myfajahas400children 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of bathroom buddies, I haven't had one of those since kindergarten.

[–]DSTFU 0 points1 point ago

Wet with what?

[–]lionesslocks 0 points1 point ago

I've slapped someone in the face accidentally by doing this once. I was laughing too hard to spit out an apology.

[–]Spappy 0 points1 point ago

I think it looks better when it's reversed

[–]DrZicter 0 points1 point ago

This is why pants exist. Not to cover your legs, but so there's always something you can dry your hands on.

[–]thathippieguy 0 points1 point ago

that was simply... amazing.

[–]munrobot 0 points1 point ago

I stared for a full 10 minutes and couldn't stop laughing.

[–]mattmokc 0 points1 point ago

Remember, 12 times is the key, proof --Joe Smith: How to use a paper towel

[–]ClintonHarvey 0 points1 point ago

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

Is it Shake Then fold? Or fold then shake?

OR IS IT to fold than shake!??

WHAT, NOW I HAVE OPTIONS?!!?

[–]indridcold137 0 points1 point ago

First rule of school basement is we do not talk about school basement.

[–]yourfacehurtsmyeyes 0 points1 point ago

Next time I wash my hands, this is happening.

[–]dubyat 0 points1 point ago

No paper towels? Put hands in pockets.

[–]kluda06 0 points1 point ago

I think I just found my favorite gif

[–]500Questions 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at that way harder than I should have.

[–]reptilephantom 0 points1 point ago

Haha thank you this is the first genuine lol i have had on reddit for a while

[–]moctedamus 0 points1 point ago

Hee who....

[–]Wolfy634 0 points1 point ago

MJ: Not just breaking records, but also showing you how to dry your hands in style!

[–]ralphred01 0 points1 point ago

I can finally link to the TedX talk about how to properly and efficiently dry your hands!

I never thought I would be able to link to this

[–]yoursoulwasdelicious 0 points1 point ago

That's it. Before I die I'm going to take dance lessons.

[–]barkeepjabroni 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, this makes me want to throw out the provided hand towels at home or at public washrooms to have a group of backup dancers like that...

[–]Quizchris 0 points1 point ago

Good job OP

[–]jerseyg67 0 points1 point ago

I got up use the bathroom and after washing and shaking my hands off over the sink couldn't help but hum "Thriller". Thanks dickwad.

[–]Dirqala 0 points1 point ago

This isn't tumblr

[–]user_with_no_name 0 points1 point ago

first gif from r/funny to make me laugh in a long time. thankyou

[–]planeteater 0 points1 point ago

I don't dry my hands at family parties and walk over to one of the kids and wipe it on their face and say "I really hate when I pee on my hand."

[–]YerFucked 0 points1 point ago

Best thing ever

[–]GetToDaChoppaThe6th 0 points1 point ago

upvote isnt enough

[–]Hookhand 0 points1 point ago

I am so fucking retarded. My first thought was "Hey, I didn't know those two dudes from the 'bad' video were in the 'Thriller' video, too."

[–]Snacku 0 points1 point ago

I never wash my hands so I don't have this problem.

[–]cunningguy 0 points1 point ago

When I was in high school I thought it was funny to not dry my hands after I washed up, come out of the bathroom into the lunch room, wipe water on someone's face, and say "Don't you hate it when you miss?" I still think its funny, but I thought it was funny in high school too.

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

A better version of this can be done if you specifically do it to a single person till the time that individual confronts you with something like "Why do you always have to splash water like that, don't you get tired of it ?"

Then you reply : "Water? Isn't the washroom out of water since the morning ?"

[–]Xscream4meX 0 points1 point ago

I'd hate if this happened to me. Wash my hands in the bathroom and come out as 2012's micheal Jackson.

[–]total_extreme_panda 0 points1 point ago

Stealing from Vukajlija for karma? Never thought I see the day.

[–]tehshiz123 -2 points-1 points ago

What is this, fucking tumblr? Get that less than one second gif out of here.

[–]Great_Zarquon 0 points1 point ago

It loops fairly smoothly, though, so I think it's acceptable.

[–]Shimokurasaka -1 points0 points ago

Everyone get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

[–]ItsLeviooosa -1 points0 points ago

I'm always scared that if I do this the light switch will electrocute me.

[–]OMGALEX -1 points0 points ago

glad i'm not the only person that does this!

[–]magicp00p -2 points-1 points ago

reminds of a gif I made a while ago

[–]Dranonymouswho -2 points-1 points ago

Never happens like this...

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