How do you decide who you'll have anal sex with?

samsf90 · 3 months

"poo-poo makes the sex nasty"

aw man... RIP Nate Dogg....

polishlawngnome · 3 months

"We ain't in jail"

LawlessLogic · 3 months

I really hope this is legit because it was funny as hell.

nitimurinvetitum · 3 months

Depends on how...she grew up as a kid.

This was awesome, thanks for the laugh.

fluxrad · 3 months

"dookie chutes"

sgSaysR · 3 months

My favorite answer was Nore wanting to fuck J. Lo in the ass.

NowThisIsHappening · 3 months

Talib Kweli is class.

NightmareSquid · 3 months

i want to tell a guy i'm going to "serenade him with everything i've got" and see how long it takes him to figure out that means he can put his hoo hoo dilly in my butthole.

mofontes · 3 months

Young Buck's answer is hilarious. "I mean if you find someone who will do it."

Jesuishunter · 3 months

"That shit is not good for the soul."

Lol'd.

ExLegeLibertas · 3 months

All of those were pretty hilarious. I like how the myth of "constant anal sex" just explodes when these guys are asked about it.

Proof: "That shit ain't good for the soul."

nancylikestoreddit · 3 months

I misread Joe Budden as Joe Biden. That made for a hilarious misread.

kahmikaiser · 3 months

Lil Wayne didn't surprise me.

datahappy · 3 months

Masta Killa may have made the world's first Crystal Gale reference during an anal sex discussion

freeflowcauvery · 3 months

What is surprising is the amount these guys talk about ass in their songs is inversely proportional to their intent to fuck it.

Nedhudir · 3 months

To be fair, I'd stick it in J-Lo's butthole too...

Dookie_Chute · 3 months

I don't know who Gipp is, but thanks for the username.

anonimyus · 3 months

After reading that I feel totally enlightened, even though I am sure I didn't learn anything.

rafmonster · 3 months

Me and my wife talk about how we must be in the minority when it comes to anal. Seems like all of our friends love it, but we are as uninterested as possible.

confusedefuse · 3 months

I was once very interested in anal sex, until a friend of mine said he once pulled a spinach or some sort of vegetable (cant remember,all i remember he said it was still long & green) out of his girlfriend's ass after they had butt sex.. Not interested anymore,not at all.

dranker99 · 3 months

First Bizzy Bone was my favorite quote, until Mr. Cheeks. But then Nore won that one for me.

GAD604 · 3 months

I like that all the answers given are "gangsta" in one ridiculous way or another, with the exception of Talib Kweli. Ever seen that guy speak on a talk show? He's classy as fuck.

sbradley14 · 3 months

they almost all say they dont do anal and yet the magazine decides to bold and enlarge lil waynes quote

OneEyedMasa · 3 months

"We ain't in jail. We ain't got to."

Truer words have never been said, Pastor Troy.

RPrevolution · 3 months

Mr. Cheeks stays true to his name

dubsac012 · 3 months

But I thought if Kurupt gaves a fuck about a bitch, he'd always be broke?!

WeirdFetishist · 3 months

how do i decide who i have anal sex with? 1. do they have a butthole? 2. are they willing to use it? 3. are they willing to do so while in a kiddy ball-pit wearing a life-size barbie costume while i smear ice cream all over them? that is how i decide who to have anal sex with.

Krystaaaal · 3 months

Did it once...it's bad for the soul" lol

samtheonionman · 3 months

Ghostface Killah, that's my man.

hipperster · 3 months

Not surprising that Lil Wayne refers to Baby as the one that started it as a trend. It makes you think given the rumors that Baby molested Lil Wayne back in the day. lol

booshandorcacao · 3 months

"I don't do no dookie chutes." Poetry.

dafones · 3 months

Making the brown eye blue.

Awesome.

mixmax2 · 3 months

Lil Wayne's is a South Park episode waiting to happen.

Danjour · 3 months

I'm going to start using "I don't pump on that block" all the time now.

slumdogkillionaire · 3 months

Is it bad that I only have heard of 2 guys on this list?

MFchimichanga · 3 months

Of course lil Wayne loves anal. Him and birdman are on the down low.

CacophonyForever · 3 months

Wish they were talking about pegging

jokes_on_you · 3 months

TIL I'm way more sexually adventurous than any rapper.

Samtember9 · 3 months

Why I have never heard such eloquent pieces from these modern poets.

GAMEchief · 3 months

Every real nigga fuck they main girl in the ass. Real talk.

crackerjam · 3 months

All these people have very strange names.

DEM_MOOSE_SNOUTS · 3 months

TIL my husband is nastier than the average R&B artist.

eastsidewiscompton · 3 months

I guess I expected "Bone Crusher" to be more open to this, I dunno...Nore basically asking J Lo to let him is my favorite.

sardu1 · 3 months

I love how Lil Wayne is all gangsta and then says, "...thus far."

TheStatusBro · 3 months

Wow, I was NOT expecting those answers from a bunch of rappers...

Soared · 3 months

I'm willing to be these answers would be about the exact opposite if they were interviewed in 2012. Oh the good 'ol days of 2004, back when even rappers were hesitant about the back door.

cyborgdonkey3000 · 3 months

Kaine: I ain't trying to stick nobody in they ass, baby.

nitzua · 3 months

sauce?

Sterculius · 3 months

Nate Dogg, lol. "poo-poo makes the sex nasty."

anas509 · 3 months

"I'm against anal sex. That's not my cup of tea." - Jadakiss

Like a sir!

Hime_Takamura · 3 months

I don't see why you would want to have anal sex with a girl. I mean there's a perfectly good hole made for your penis a few cm away.

also, relevant

[deleted] · 3 months

No pun intended

Icantevenhavemyname · 3 months

Could you even imagine Rolling Stone conducting this survey in the 60's when the Beatles ruled the music world?

darknemesis25 · 3 months

POO-POO MAKES THE SEX NASTY

atz3ro · 3 months

This restored some of my faith in humanity.

NaughtyNautilus · 3 months

Mr.Cheeks is down.

drewmann333 · 3 months

goastface is OG

doomsday1157 · 3 months

i like the last guys repsonse, it was suprisingly tolerant and understanding

inane_jazz_musician · 3 months

I love how he says, "In reference to that..." it sounds so professional.

jercohen · 3 months

"Poo-Poo makes the sex nasty" -Nate Dogg (RIP)

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