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[–]BAMFATTACK 16 points17 points ago

As funny as this is, I hate you for it.

[–]BetaReality 1 point2 points ago

Whats wrong with cunnilingus?

Pussy juice - elixir of life.

[–]pureflight 7 points8 points ago

this can't be unseen

[–]nibbl 3 points4 points ago

So when I shake it up and it explodes on my face...

[–]sd6653 4 points5 points ago

Nah that only works with pop. Water doesn't get off to shaking.

[–]JackBread 5 points6 points ago

It looks like the bottles are into...

( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

...watersports.

[–]dablupanda 6 points7 points ago

Think of all those poor, half empty water bottles you never finished.

[–]fatty1016 3 points4 points ago

Cannot be unseen.

[–]mgroe 2 points3 points ago

And you'll never think of it the same again.

[–]yami0601 2 points3 points ago

I will never be able to look at a water bottle again...lol

[–]green_tea_girl 2 points3 points ago

Funny.... Yet disturbing.

[–]Dustypeace 2 points3 points ago

TIL I'm a slut.

[–]Cdesy 1 point2 points ago

Time to die from thirst.

[–]ImbeinThatGuy 1 point2 points ago

I have a dolphin bottle. Son of a bitch.

[–]negative_discourse 1 point2 points ago

So that means that that bottle spent pretty much his entire life upside down and now for the brief moment he is being drunk he is correctly positioned?

We all know his head is the cap and when you are thirsty you screw off his dome and chug his refreshing innards.

[–]darkside_sound 1 point2 points ago

Thanks a lot. I was actually taking a drink from a bottle of water when I clicked this. Needless to say, I stopped right away.

[–]scarpmclovin 3 points4 points ago

That's not right. You're a tease then to the water bottle aren't you...?

[–]KindMoTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Monkeydog is 'tarded.

[–]DoctorPimpslap 0 points1 point ago

I did when I saw this 2 months ago

[–]de_dust2_420 0 points1 point ago

TIL

[–]WFox93 0 points1 point ago

thanks for ruining bottled water asshole

[–]999Rainbowkit999 0 points1 point ago

...

[–]rimo -1 points0 points ago

It's true though. If you buy bottled water, you are getting fucked for being too stupid to just get some tap water.

[–]monkeydawg92 -1 points0 points ago

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