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[–]TablesWillBeFlipped 106 points107 points ago

[–]CubeGuy365 11 points12 points ago

This is like the perfect storm for you, isn't it? It's all downhill from here.

[–]jwcasser 13 points14 points ago

Flipping tables uphill is no small feat.

[–]Aslainthane 6 points7 points ago

Well played good sir

[–]sofaking 21 points22 points ago

I like the part where the back of his arms become the front of his arms

[–]haiku_robot 28 points29 points ago

I like the part where 
the back of his arms become 
the front of his arms

[–]utsavman 1 point2 points ago

I never understood how haikus work until you came along.

[–]raeflower 1 point2 points ago

They are clearly breaking backwards in a gruesome and terrible way.

[–]peas_in_a_can_pie -5 points-4 points ago

[–]ImJoeGrizzly 38 points39 points ago

If I had a dime for every time I saw a Jesus .gif I would have 10 cents, and that's with a little rounding.

[–]smardalek 8 points9 points ago

The freckles/spots on his face are like

having a disco

[–]Foolish_Consistency -1 points0 points ago

HOLY shit... Cannot unsee...

[–]deathlordoo 1 point2 points ago

That's higher quality than the video itself.

[–]FruitSalad4225 0 points1 point ago

Jesus saves.

[–]OctaviusCaesar 10 points11 points ago

my personal favorite

[–]Roggenroll[S] 2 points3 points ago

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[–]Chelesuarez 8 points9 points ago

not working on Imgur :(

[–]lamaj27 8 points9 points ago

indeed I was hoping someone would have a mirror.

Edit: read this trick a while ago it works!

http://i.imgur.com/IGF7K.gif

[–]thepiiman 8 points9 points ago

I thought that was the joke... Jesus not found hahahaha.... right

[–]Sigmag 20 points21 points ago

Why is it interpolated interlaced?

[–]sillyhatsonlyflc 11 points12 points ago

Interlaced*

[–]Glueyfeathers 15 points16 points ago

I feel like I'm looking at this through a Venetian blind.

[–]smardalek 1 point2 points ago

Well... you are watching some homeless looking guy using your pool without your permission from the safety of your house.

[–]palmr 6 points7 points ago

Interlacing like that cuts down on file size for animated gifs.

This one was made by a member of www.b3ta.com for their board where large, slow loading, animated gifs are frowned on (See their FAQ).

[–]Z3F 11 points12 points ago

How does he bathe?

[–]anthereddit 71 points72 points ago

Ice Soap.

[–]BiblioPhil 3 points4 points ago

Wine bath and hair towel.

[–]falconfetus8 -2 points-1 points ago

Using his Jesus powers. Duh!

[–]Obliviousobi 0 points1 point ago

Patchouli, duh!

[–]avengepluto 2 points3 points ago

I knew a long-haired hippie type who regularly bathed with Patchouli. He slept at my house one night and my living room and couch smelled of the stuff for weeks afterward. Was he Jesus?

Edit: the guy also had only one testicle.

[–]beatdaddy -2 points-1 points ago

LIKE THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo6fGcjgXeY

warning:crapquality

[–]johnny_appletits 6 points7 points ago

ah, out of the plethora of jesus gifs

[–]SwiftAdept 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me in it's cartoon style the animation style you'd see in World Of Golden Eggs

[–]BeelzebubTerror 1 point2 points ago

The Japanese have done it again.

[–]threefiveeight 0 points1 point ago

Its actually kind of refreshing to see something other than an anime style out of Japan. The weirdness is still there though but it's okay. Never change, Japan.

[–]Dunngeon1 44 points45 points ago

I thought the joke was that your favorite jesus gif never existed. Bummer! (imgur not working)

[–]mister_zurkon 8 points9 points ago

A Jesus gif that existed would be better than one that didn't, so your favourite Jesus gif is one that exists. Ontological argument, bitches.

[–]Dunngeon1 3 points4 points ago

Hahahahaha good one

[–]notsurewhatiam -5 points-4 points ago

R/atheism is leaking again.

[–]emperiod 1 point2 points ago

so brave

[–]Battletooth 2 points3 points ago

That's what I thought too until I read the parenthesis to say he thought so because the imgur link was not working.

[–]Avertr 5 points6 points ago

[–]Karnas 1 point2 points ago

Let me guess: "Jesus Christ tap dancing on a cracker!"?

[–]scartol 5 points6 points ago

[–]Stone_Swan 1 point2 points ago

Came to the thread looking for this. Thank you.

[–]DougWeaverArt 2 points3 points ago

I was this same joke concept used in Frank Stack's "New Adventures of Jesus".

[–]PorcupineTheory 2 points3 points ago

I was this same joke concept used in Frank Stack's "New Adventures of Jesus".

You were? Neat.

[–]DougWeaverArt 0 points1 point ago

I'm lysdexic.

[–]eagle132 2 points3 points ago

I don't think even Jesus's arms are supposed to rotate like that...

[–]DoctorLamb 1 point2 points ago

I can't stop staring at the gif because of that!

[–]thename226 7 points8 points ago

What on earth do you study?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Jesuslology

[–]Swampfoot 3 points4 points ago

[–]thename226 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for The IT Crowd reference.

[–]SpacemanSpiff_ 1 point2 points ago

I'm in a Media Studies program. This specific assignment was for a graphic design class, using Adobe Illustrator.

The teacher loved it!

[–]TheBearOfBadNews -1 points0 points ago

[–]patat0 1 point2 points ago

watch how his arms bend

[–]newtronism 1 point2 points ago

I love this gif! Thank you for sharing!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

So there are more Jesus .gifs?

[–]theRAGE 1 point2 points ago

The interlacing sells it.

[–]autechr3 1 point2 points ago

I had a good lol at that, thanks.

[–]gneral 1 point2 points ago

Jesus dives for our sins

[–]missa11003 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else hear him hit like the "optical illusion for the ears"??

[–]hoot49ak 1 point2 points ago

ah laughed so hard I cried! Thank you

[–]rabaltera 2 points3 points ago

Jesus has an awesome hurdle, he's a little back on the board but for a 101A it looked pretty good.

[–]photo 3 points4 points ago

Well here is an actual Jesus.gif:

http://i.imgur.com/JESUs.gif

[–]AirplaneRandy 1 point2 points ago

Found another one (not animated unfortunately).

http://i.imgur.com/JEsUs.gif

[–]Tarahuggabee 1 point2 points ago

Probs one of the down sides to being christ

[–]slashsigh 0 points1 point ago

Someone should make one where it's a trampoline.

[–]The_Vizier 0 points1 point ago

jezus, that .gif was encoded terribly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Oh the scanlines.

[–]bad_wolff 0 points1 point ago

Does he weigh more than a duck?

[–]billmcneal 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else expect the water to turn to wine instead?

[–]neiltc 0 points1 point ago

This is totally wrong.

First Jesus would turn that pool of water into a pool of wine. Next he would invite all his hooker friends and bring some celebrities back from the dead. He would serve people from his never ending supply of booze and food. Unfortunately the man saw that he was partying too hard and crucified his ass.

[–]halfbakedziti 0 points1 point ago

Why am I not going under water?! Dear God, why am I not going under water?!!

[–]carnage123 0 points1 point ago

i think he broke his arms

[–]Jesus_Harold_Christ 0 points1 point ago

This kills the Jesus.

[–]maxsnow 0 points1 point ago

LOL, looks like Jesus really can walk on water... too bad that's what made him suck at swimming

[–]Bobby_Ooo 0 points1 point ago

post this on r/atheism and watch the negative karma flow.

[–]mashful 0 points1 point ago

this is the funniest thing Ive seen. Ever.

[–]zodiaclawl 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, damn carpenter forgot to turn off his waterwalking haxx and got pwned :-D

[–]Munchieser 0 points1 point ago

This dives for all you YOLO muthafuckas!!! YOTL!!!!!

[–]evoim3 0 points1 point ago

[–]Willyjwade 0 points1 point ago

Someone call a doctor I think he hurt his neck-back.

[–]Muskers 0 points1 point ago

Your arms aren't suppose to bend that way.

[–]Carps182 0 points1 point ago

Looks like his arms are double jointed too...

[–]Esc4p3 0 points1 point ago

This is inaccurate. Jesus can dive into water and walk on it because he has one hydrophilic and one hydrophobic end.

[–]Number127 1 point2 points ago

But what would happen after he dives in, when his feet reach the surface of the water?

[–]superflymomo 0 points1 point ago

hehe

[–]daaaamngirl88 0 points1 point ago

There was a joke I saw on Comedy Central once and I believe it was Katt Williams, he said something along the lines of Jesus would just stomp around on top of the water during bath time when he was a kid and splash water everywhere. There was also a joke about how Jesus would whistle through the holes in his hand. Anyone remember this? I can't find it anywhere.

[–]RedFilter 0 points1 point ago

This is now my favorite too.

[–]wanders13 0 points1 point ago

Christ, that looks like it hurt. Are you ok?

[–]jrizos 1 point2 points ago

Nothin' a little miracle'n can't fix

[–]Skratti 0 points1 point ago

ahh.... I see - since jesus walked on water this happens.. quite funny

[–]Vash_the_stampede42 0 points1 point ago

did i just watch someone die? ...oh wait, it's jesus he'll be fine

[–]therealryan1 -1 points0 points ago

it says File not found, but......oh I get it....

[–]iesous_christos -1 points0 points ago

Dude, that never happens

[–]MasterJoe07 -1 points0 points ago

I just pissed myself laughing... HAHAHAHA

[–]MorganFreemanJr -4 points-3 points ago

[–]Roach09 -1 points0 points ago

I've been watching this over and over and laughing for 27 minutes now.