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How I Treat the Girls on /r/Gonewild That Beg for Upvotes (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Justintime233 189 points190 points ago

I bet it's a lot more like this.

[–]crackerjackie 71 points72 points ago

That seemed really rape-y....

[–]MLBM100 82 points83 points ago

When Usher does it it's called seducing.

[–]lisabadcat 3 points4 points ago

No, it's called getting his menses in sync.

[–]MrJuwi 46 points47 points ago

I prefer this.

http://i.imgur.com/jkIAV.gif

[–]Sainthood 7 points8 points ago

Wait... Can someone explain to me why the bomb didn't go off when it hit the bridge, but did when it hit the plane?

[–]irreleventuality 13 points14 points ago

It's a bunker buster.

[–]GuatemalnGrnade 11 points12 points ago

Heh. Penetrate.

[–]lawlschool88 4 points5 points ago

Bunker buster probably. Idk how, but they can do that.

[–]econymous 1 point2 points ago

How: they have two charges. A smallish one that blows thru the outer layer of a bunker, and a big 'un that blows the shit out of anyone inside.

Fun fact: the biggest type of bunker buster is called the massive ordnance penetrator.

Hahahaha.

[–]lawlschool88 1 point2 points ago

Aaannndddd I have a new name for my penis. Thank you.

[–]Cloakedboltz[!] 2 points3 points ago

As other people said, it's a bunker buster.

Not sure but planes also store fuel in the wings.

[–]x86_64Ubuntu 0 points1 point ago

It may not detonate on contact with the plane, but instead detonate a certain time after it feels itself begin to accelerate again. So as it passes through the shell of the bunker it feels itself slow down, once it is all the way through it feels itself speed up. Then it knows it is inside the bunker and explodes.

[–]Apostolate 51 points52 points ago

You mean you give each of them an upvote?

[–]wesman212 45 points46 points ago

But he clicks that arrow like a calloused, uncaring aristocrat duck.

[–]Melangsta 15 points16 points ago

How to fap and upvote at the same time?

[–]kosuth 17 points18 points ago

Right hand mouse and click. Left hand faps. If you're from the internet you should be able to do at least that much multitasking.

[–]RockFerrit 17 points18 points ago

I have never ever fapped with my left hand. Its like writing with your left hand: Its much messier and catholics frown upon it.

[–]d0nkeyb0ner 3 points4 points ago

Easier to learn to fap with your left hand than to use a mouse accurately with your left hand.

[–]RockFerrit -1 points0 points ago

Thank god for smartphones.

[–]heptakaideka 0 points1 point ago

Where are you that it is easier to browse and fap with your smartphone...?

[–]RockFerrit -1 points0 points ago

You take your 1 fucking thumb and tap on the screen. How hard can that be? Or do you not have a thumb, sir?

[–]heptakaideka 3 points4 points ago

Not helping the confusion by referring the iPhone thumb as the "fucking thumb" lol.

[–]RockFerrit 0 points1 point ago

I thought that as i wrote it lol

[–]d0nkeyb0ner 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. Back in my day we didn't have those.

Man, when did I get old?

[–]KalAl 0 points1 point ago

Because of reddit I initially wondered why people addicted to cats would frown upon left-handers.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

As a left handed person, i can confirm that we are indeed frowned upon.

[–]RockFerrit -1 points0 points ago

Are you saying catholics are addicted to cats?

[–]KalAl 3 points4 points ago

context

[–]RockFerrit 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha cataholic. Ive never seen that before

[–]Melangsta 0 points1 point ago

Well, Im a leftie.. So ill have a natural atvantage..

[–]GoldLegends 2 points3 points ago

I fap with my left hand regularly, and I'm right handed. You have to adapt in order not to get caught man.

[–]Hex-Kitty 2 points3 points ago

That sound like Darwin's law for Internet porn

[–]tha_cat 1 point2 points ago

you can also press "A" if you have Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]Wolfosaurus 92 points93 points ago

I'm really nervous and shy. Anyway, here's my a closeup of my cunt.

[–]Mercfh 12 points13 points ago

Oh lord this made me laugh. but it's so true too.

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 36 points37 points ago

First time, be kind? click fingeringasshole.jpg

[–]klethra 5 points6 points ago

it's a trap!

*reread

"First ti[m]e be kind?"

[–]Gamer4379 1 point2 points ago

Ah don't worry, [m] never makes frontpage, thankfully :D

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

sometimes they have nice penises though :l

[–]SelfawareAimBot 10 points11 points ago

people who "beg for upvotes" on subreddits like r/gonewild do it because upvotes = approval and at the end of the day that is something we all want. A couple kind words can do a lot for a person, even if you have to go fishing for those words by getting naked on the internet. just let them do their thing.

[–]anonymousHacker 5 points6 points ago

Here's a pic of my cat I found in a dumpster while it was raining.

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 0 points1 point ago

That's not your image. You obviously hacked that picture from somewhere... anonymously.

[–]Doomfield 149 points150 points ago

I don't understand why Reddit is so critical of Gonewild girls lately.

Let me lay it out for you.

There's a shitload of gorgeous lady redditors baring their naked bodies for you, posting it to a designated subreddit, and we're complaining. What went wrong here?

Edit: This thread makes me sad. It reads like an SRS gold mine.

[–]blank_generation 48 points49 points ago

reddit doens't know what it wants from women. Any time a female posts a picture that has herself in it, the majority of the thread will be creepy comments objectifying her body, followed by a whole bunch of PMs requesting nudes. Oh and that hilarious and not at all stale comic about how "male redditors post like this females post like this". And of course when a woman actually gives reddit what they claim to want, even in a subreddit designed specifically for people to show off their naked bodies, they're sluts & attention whores. It's a really great culture that does a super job of making women uncomfortable here no matter what they do.

[–]brogus 8 points9 points ago

I am slightly joking but some reason might be some guys see it as a easy karma machine and they are jealous they cannot get karma the same way.

Also I do agree with that analysis of society, we are at a crossroad of sexual expression and social oppression and so some really shitty hypocrisies of the society we live in are bound to show up in situations like this

[–]blank_generation 5 points6 points ago

See I guess I don't really understand the obsession with upvotes. Yeah, it's nice when you see that a bunch of people enjoyed your comment, but it's not like some kind of currency that amounts to anything. People are weird.

[–]brogus 0 points1 point ago

it is not really a currency but a manifestation of human approval. It in a way makes them feel accepted and socially victorious. They are obsessed with it just like how people, when they are in person, want to feel like others are enjoying their company.

[–]codine 60 points61 points ago

It's the hypocrisy of some of the 'ladies' there that both bothers and amuses me. As stated elsewhere, most 'ladies' on Gonewild claim to be shy, then post pictures of baconflaps on the internet for millions of people to see.

I prefer the honest posts - ie, 'I'm hot, please imagine fucking me, cos it arouses me to know men are tugging away at my piccy'. Those ones get my upvote for simple honesty.

[–]marburg 121 points122 points ago

Shyness is not a factor if you believe your identity is secure. I suspect a lot of people post to gonewild because they are shy. It is a relatively safe place to explore your exhibitionist side.

...as long as your identity remains secured.

[–]SingleWhiteFemale 24 points25 points ago

I think this guy nailed it.

[–]lifesaversforretards 7 points8 points ago

I like it when they pretend to be shy, you guys don't appreciate the pageantry.

[–]heptakaideka 4 points5 points ago

[–]klethra 5 points6 points ago

Looked in comment history for Gonewild because of username. Found Spacedicks instead. Serves me right.

[–]MVolta 10 points11 points ago

nailed it

if only

[–]FamousSoBad 1 point2 points ago

But now I can only get off to pics of headless girls.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

how exactly can your identity remain secured if you're showing your face in your dirty pics? I haven't gone in there much since I'm a girl and have no reason to, but almost all the pics I saw were of their faces.

[–]marburg 0 points1 point ago

A large percentage of the gonewild posters do not show their faces, for that exact reason. I think we can surmise that those who do are not the shy ones (or perhaps they believe that no one they know will see them).

[–]Akbar284 16 points17 points ago

On rare occasions, people have been known to do/say things on the Internet that they wouldn't do/say IRL. Most of the people commenting here, for instance.

[–]shplink 8 points9 points ago

Upvote for "baconflaps".

[–]FVAnon 2 points3 points ago

Who cares? It's not a place for honest intellectual discourse. Get over yourself, go fap, and go home. Who cares what they title their posts?

[–]fuzzyfarm -1 points0 points ago

I honestly don't care if I get downvoted, your comment is true.

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

I got a good laugh at baconflaps.

[–]anonymousHacker -1 points0 points ago

Baconflaps... I love it. Can't wait to use this is a sentence.

[–]rawbamatic 2 points3 points ago

I would love to add this word to my lexicon but I am afraid my fiancée would slap me if I ever said it to her. I'm still considering it.

[–]econymous 0 points1 point ago

Worth it

ooh babe I love it when your bacon flaps move like that

[–]jofus_joefucker 2 points3 points ago

Because lots of other websites feature that same thing I guess?

[–]cravf 5 points6 points ago

This is the internet, there's millions of better quality pictures of better looking women all over the place. The fact that /r/gonewild exists is still pretty baffling to me. The only real allure is that maybe someone I might know will post there. That's literally the only reason I check it. Even then, it's not often.

[–]emohipster 1 point2 points ago

Nothing really. The thing that annoys me is the ones that blatantly ask for upvotes and attention. Really, as soon as I see "if this gets some love" I get out my downvote hammer and go to work. And this time, the hammer is not a metaphor for my cock.

There's just no class left in that subreddit. The comments on every thread are horrible to read through too.

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[–]Doomfield 2 points3 points ago

facepalm I hardly think we have to bring homosexuality into this.

[–]Renmauzuo -2 points-1 points ago

Because angsty r/funny creepers can feel good about themselves if they act like they're on some sort of moral high horse and have the luxury of turning away droves of hot naked women who are begging them for attention.

That, and people like to complain.

[–]4realthistime 24 points25 points ago

Dolan pls

[–]KravinMoorehead 6 points7 points ago

fak u gonewild

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -3 points-2 points ago

fap u gonewild

FTFY

[–]unka_dolan 0 points1 point ago

fak u

[–]octopus_rex 12 points13 points ago

So brave.

[–]tattedlace 14 points15 points ago

As a woman (or even men for that matter), everywhere I look (people, tv, internet, magazines, damn it even the news) will tell me my worth is mesured by my looks. As a human, I feel the need to be validated by my peers. Add reddit, low self esteem and a webcam together and this is what you get. Don't bash on the women, bash on the system for creating this sort of problem in the first place.

[–]Gamer4379 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, you're not so special. Everything you wrote applies to men too. We're judged by our looks (Fat or ugly? Good look with that shitty job and no girlfriend.). And we crave validation by our peers, usually by acting like assholes and doing dumb shit.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

America is all about loving who you are and it's okay to be any body shape. Where are you finding all these supposed forms of media telling you that you must be physically attractive to be worth something?

[–]gret -1 points0 points ago

http://vimeo.com/28066212

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

A video saying that the media only bases a women's worth on her looks is not the media. Media do not base women on their looks. Any movie/article/TV show/book would be in a huge fiasco if they ever attempted to imply otherwise.

[–]gret 3 points4 points ago

Right on, enjoy denial. Not all messages are broadcast in neon lights.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

It's not denial. I would and I believe nearly everybody in America be extremely disappointed if there were any form of media that even attempted to make a women's worth based on her looks. There just is not any. Maybe I am not looking in the right places which is why I am welcoming you or anyone to find me any examples. Place a women's worth on her physical appearance is too appalling for this day and age.

[–]gret 3 points4 points ago

Aside from the literally dozens of examples from the video I linked you to, how about the first example that popped into my mind. The longstanding and widely broadcast Miss America, Miss Universe and other beauty pageants that still hold a place in our society. I mean, it's pretty much a to-the-letter example of what you do not believe exists. Anyone with half a brain can see the harmful messages about both genders woven into our media. Goodnight. Edit: Actually, just realizing that I'm tired enough that I might not register trolls. No one over 20 is this naive. Whoops.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

I agree. Miss America and Miss Universe should not exist. I'm just debating the point that society places a women's worth on her physical appearance. A few idiotic videos and outdated pageants should not be used to represent society. Well goodnight to you then! Good discussion.

[–]ser_dhusti 7 points8 points ago

Reddit badass: treats virtual naked woman flippantly; complains about friend zone in real life.

[–]Mitiger 4 points5 points ago

i like how you show yourself being all fancy while you look at /r/Gonewild

[–]gerusz 6 points7 points ago

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8wBiYlmxIAE/T7JHXQobfuI/AAAAAAAABL4/42xcFEcCDhI/s320/game-of-thrones-upvote-reddit.gif

[–]theglossiernerd 4 points5 points ago

Why do women need to base their self-worth off of fap-potential?

[–]ThatSpuds 0 points1 point ago

I dunno... as far as original content-- can't really get much more original.

[–]RogerMcRogerson 0 points1 point ago

So you're their ideal bitch?

[–]ThatOneSenorita 0 points1 point ago

Most of those girls look so young.

[–]MoonJive 0 points1 point ago

I just came in here to see if people would repost my Game Of Thrones upvote gif.

EDIT: Annnnd yes!

[–]p0b 0 points1 point ago

So this applies to all of them?

[–]Therainofsorrows 0 points1 point ago

Genius.

[–]GuatemalnGrnade 0 points1 point ago

You mean, people actually read the words on /r/Gonewild?

[–]ddehoyos12 0 points1 point ago

Like a boss...

[–]BungieWolf 0 points1 point ago

Lol u could still see the coin! :D

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

Out of curiosity, what is that .gif from? Seems pretty messed up, so I have to go see it.

[–]YourMumIsAVirgin 0 points1 point ago

Is it terrible that I genuinely felt like complaining that I have seen Trapped_In_Reddit post this in reply to someone already?

[–]AcidinmyShoe 0 points1 point ago

Hey, can anyone provide the unchanged gif of this? Gracias.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

is there such a thing as a girl on gonewild not begging for upvotes..? I'm pretty sure posting a naked picture of yourself is the best way to secure karma. or cats, if you're fat.

[–]titanicx -1 points0 points ago

I give downvotes. I still look though....

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]stayinbed 5 points6 points ago

I'm not fat.

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 2 points3 points ago

On the internet...

[–]PhilosophersBane 8 points9 points ago

Wow, why the hate and judgement?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

(S)He's probably a virgin. Very few people who have had a decent meaningful relationship would be so black and white about an issue.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

I've never had a decent meaningful relationship. Each one lasted longer than a year and they all went down in flames.

I'm now disgusted by every form of the human body and I've been single for two years.

[–]QuicklyMade 8 points9 points ago

I'll bet you're just a blast at parties.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

That sucks for you then, but that doesn't mean much in context beyond you sharing your depressing story with me.

[–]PinkiePieCupcake -1 points0 points ago

Because I'm entitled to my mother fucking opinion. :D

[–]PhilosophersBane 4 points5 points ago

That may be, but the generalizations and harsh words make you come off as ignorant and bigoted. Implying that fat people are the only ones who find gw girls attractive, and that said girls are all whores. Then you top all of that off with unecessary vulgarity. Wow, just wow. Enjoy your life.

[–]PinkiePieCupcake -1 points0 points ago

I just want to apologize for my blatant idiotic comment I posted yesterday, it's not any of your fault my boyfriend looks at GW girls and it makes me insecure, just think about this, if you are looking st GW girls and you have a girlfriend, make her feel beautiful, so if she does catch you on GW she doesn't have to feel bad, that is all.

[–]JangSaverem 0 points1 point ago

More like this

Not like you actually GIVE a downvote on /r/gonewild so all you can do is give that Upvote and be done...or give them nothing.

[–]Ruined534 -3 points-2 points ago

I had to remove myself from that subreddit because of how desperate for attention they are.

[–]Elysillia -1 points0 points ago

I give her downvotes. Bitches love downvotes.

[–]Mercfh -2 points-1 points ago

I've always secretly wanted to make a Reddit account those posts slightly negative things on GW posts. Nothing big, nothing like "HAHA your fat" or "GO back home ugly bitch" or anything like that.

Just a simple "Wow you're very pretty, maybe lose a couple of pounds and you'd be gorgeous"

I have nothing against them (Although I do believe most of them probably aren't as shy as they say"), it just seems like a balance is needed lol.

[–]CJ090 -1 points0 points ago

you mean all of them

[–]MaxPowers1 -1 points0 points ago

I do the same, except it's a downvote.

I don't care if you have nice tits. If you ask for upvotes on the title, you're getting a downvote.

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