What happens after you die.

scarecrowslayer · 2 months

What is worse than showing up for a party that is going on forever and being told you aren't invited? Showing up and being told that you are invited and that you can never leave... and the host insists on you having a good time.

Loose Hitchens quote.

Squalor- · 2 months

When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.

Dwight Schrute

NotSpiderman · 2 months

"If you guys are dead, I've been dead for weeks." -Dwight Schrute

Dominoes282 · 2 months

Haha when I clicked on it I got a 404 error. I assume that's what happens when you die.

fani · 2 months

I guess Imgur maintenance happens.

spincurrytheraver · 2 months

Ive always wanted my funeral to be a party. No sense in being sad because of the inevitable.

milojacks · 2 months

"What happens after you die? Decay." (I always like that answer for some reason.)

GoodWithoutAGod · 2 months

Reminds me of the funeral when my grandfather died. Half the people showed up to pay their respects, the other half showed to make sure he was actually dead.

catdoctor · 2 months

I'm sure lots of things will happen after I die. Just not to me.

gif_only_mode · 2 months

http://i.imgur.com/Jk7kz.gif

griffcon · 2 months

False: Rainn Wilson is a Baha'i and has very silly discussions with Oprah about it.

hugoguzman · 2 months

Well put. Lot's of stuff happens. You just won't be there to experience it.

tigerlky · 2 months

Checkmate atheists.

NukeThePope · 2 months

I'm going to ask my GF to announce my demise to Reddit if I kick the bucket before she does. In the meantime, I pledge to continue pissing people off. Just think: the more people hate me, the bigger the party!

[deleted] · 2 months

Yep. Here in Ireland we call it a wake.

bongsmoker666 · 2 months

Lol hahahaha if there was a hell id go there for loling but there's not so i'll continue to lmao away. hahahaha

jimgagnon · 2 months

"Down for maintenance" - lol

Zohanasburg · 2 months

you can probably put this on r/imgoingtohellforthis

AaronHolland44 · 2 months

..Ironic that it came up "file not found" for me.

rjnr · 2 months

If humans manage to exist for an unimaginable amount of time, who's to say they won't be able to bring all other humans back to life through a process we couldn't possibly comprehend today? Have hope!

Artegan · 2 months

This kind of sounds like something GlaDoS would say...

LMAO0OO · 2 months

It's a dead man's party. Who could ask for more?

svenniola · 2 months

guess there is an upside to being an utter shit, instead of everyone crying at your funeral, people are throwing parties all over when you croak. :)

(interpreting the OP meme.)

im not sure there are any possible reasons for death being some fixed thing, might not be the same for everyone.

might be many worlds and who knows where your journey might lead? (waxing poetic.washa!)

might be an end to it all and might be a shithole next life. so might as well just enjoy your fucking life. ;)

might as well skip any worries too, since looking back on history, things obviously get better all the time. with intelligence come more creative and most importantly more nice people.

shitholes happen where the majority are Not nice people.

but ya cant stop intelligence, that is a fact. (well maybe with a premature meteor or something lol,)

Ayer99 · 2 months

If Rainn Wilson was atheist, I would worship him.

Philipcha · 2 months

Jim:False, Black bears.... Beets... Battle Star Galactica. Dwight: HEY, whats going on here! Jim: Michael! Dwight: Haha very funny, Michael!

CAPTAINREDDITER · 2 months

HA!!! this picture of dwight looks like he should be talking about his red stapler

orthag · 2 months

Definitely having a wake with a huge whiskey fountain, not a funeral. If you're not shitfaced by the time i'm in the ground, you're out of the will. Why should people be sad? Unless I die young I plan on having a good life. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death.

EDIT: This is totally not because i want to give my family an excuse to drink.

DarKcS · 2 months

You mean a party for us so we can celebrate you died :D

owlnas · 2 months

love this! i'll be throwing a few for some special people haha.

Off-Topic-Lies · 2 months

The use of cherries as a slot machine graphic was first proposed by Benjamin Franklin. He proposed their inclusion as a way of linking gambling to sexuality, claiming "The supple form of two cherries is intimately familiar to a man of the world, likened as they are to the breasts of a young woman."

WHINYALLCAPSATHEIST · 2 months

I THINK THE SILLY CHRISTIANS ARE JUST SHOCKED THERE'S NO HEAVEN LOOOL BUT WHEN CHRISTIANS DIE I'LL THROW A PARTY!

Iazo · 2 months

False.

If one's reality is defined by one's observable Universe, then not being able to observe it means it is ill defined and is in quantum superposition.

Therefore, some of you will be throwing a party and not throwing a party at the same time.


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