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[–]JR626 141 points142 points ago

I like the technique of the girl on the left. Well executed.

[–]Silicon_Hydra 10 points11 points ago

She needs to pee really bad...

[–]Mofit85 44 points45 points ago

[–]Kowzorz 4 points5 points ago

It had it coming.

[–]Chubbstock -1 points0 points ago

She's more around level... 2.

[–]irwiss -3 points-2 points ago

10/10 :D

[–]iKaka 86 points87 points ago

The title is just ridiculous

[–]Heatherhef712 9 points10 points ago

I definitely did 691,337 divided by 9000. then 691,337 + 9000 hoping it would be some magical dirty number or something. It wasn't.

[–]Deminotios 14 points15 points ago

Ehh... well 69 and 1337, then 9000? Don't tell me those numbers are not dirty nerdy and out of control...

[–]Mechakoopa 12 points13 points ago

Dirty, Nerdy, and Out of Control

Now there's a band name if I've ever heard one. Or a good album title.

[–]Deminotios 0 points1 point ago

You're definitely right! No Google results on "dirty nerdy out of control" :(

[–]rawbdor 0 points1 point ago

The new album named Dirty, Nerdy, and Out of Control to be released in August by the fresh new band "69-leet over 9000"

[–]jeffffb 11 points12 points ago

69 = sexual position

1337 = Leet

over 9000 = reference to dragon ball

[–]gerrettheferrett 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. I was disappoint.

[–]HW90 -2 points-1 points ago

69 doesn't count as a dirty number?

[–]M0b1u5 5 points6 points ago

Indeed. OP is an idiot.

[–]portableninja 100 points101 points ago

This is Oona Kivela, a world renowned, incredibly talented pole dancer and athlete. You should check out more of her videos at her website.

Here she is doing a dance to the Diva Dance song from the Fifth Element. (Reddit loves this movie, right?) http://polechampionship.com/competitors-semifinals/oona-kivela/

The costumes are small for the same reason that figure skating costumes have short skirts. They are a necessity of the art. You need to have skin contact in order to stick to the pole. For most women, that means at the very least wearing shorts. The higher in difficult the move, the more you need to use skin... hip holds, elbow holds, knee holds, armpit holds, etc. It would be as impossible as wearing silk gloves.

-a pole dancer, which is not the same thing as a stripper.

[–]portableninja 36 points37 points ago

Many pole dance competitions have strict dress codes, with immediate disqualification for exposure. It's another way to help the public image of pole dancing and set it apart from stripping, although there are obviously some shared roots in burlesque.

As a result, true pole dance videos are usually SFW. I can't promise the same for whatever you might find by googling "stripper videos." :)

Competitive pole dancing overlaps a lot with acrobatics, gymnastics and chinese pole. It can be very similar to what you might see at a circus performance - see Oona or Jenyne Butterfly. Of course, some dancers embrace the burlesque/stripper elements and do it beautifully - for example, Alethea Austin.

[–]snutr 10 points11 points ago

Thanks for the great information. I was going to post some smart aleck remark but this informative follow-up belayed that urge. I had no idea that pole dancing was separate and distinct art form.

[–]portableninja 20 points21 points ago

It's my pleasure! Just trying to educate about something cool.

I get tired of seeing the Jenyne Butterfly airwalk gif get reposted over and over with the same lewd comments about what a dirty girl she must be. Jenyne is a class act and a beautiful dancer.

[–]polegurl 4 points5 points ago

It is! Check out r/poledancing and see some pole dancing redditors (such as myself!) And learn more about the sport! I get to meet Oona and take her workshops in two weeks at the LA pole convention and I am STOKED!

[–]portableninja 1 point2 points ago

Nice to meet you polegurl! I will add r/poledancing to my subreddits. Great to meet another poler Redditor! :)

[–]polegurl 2 points3 points ago

Yayyy! We need more subscribers! Nice to meet you too! Happy poling!

[–]Kracus -1 points0 points ago

Nice, I'll just go google pole dancing and see how many amazing competitions I find!

[–]stamatt45 8 points9 points ago

I can watch pole dancers all day.

I can only watch strippers for a few hours, then i pass out from the booze

[–]lychee-twist 2 points3 points ago

I fail to see how this isn't considered an Olympic sport.

[–]h_lehmann -5 points-4 points ago

Because it's moronic, kind of like water ballet.

[–]AuDBallBag 6 points7 points ago

I'm glad you mentioned that she was an athlete in addition. Her body looks a lot like every gymnast on my team. Intense core, thick biceps and thighs, and pecs instead of breasts. She's incredible and I doubt there are many pole dancers out there who can do what she can without being built similarly.

[–]portableninja 8 points9 points ago

Oona is a pretty big deal in the pole dance community. This video made the rounds there a while ago. :)

Another one of my favorites is Natasha Wang. She started pole dancing at age 29 with no prior experience in any form of dance. She won the US Pole Dance Federation competition last year.

[–]sparton192 1 point2 points ago

Can we turn this into some or of alternative energy?

[–]reaverdude 1 point2 points ago

thank you

[–]November_Blue_09 1 point2 points ago

love that she used the song from The Fifth Element.

[–]LittlePistol 1 point2 points ago

Im really interested in this. Does anyone know of a good reputable place to learn in nyc?

[–]portableninja -1 points0 points ago

There are lots of pole dancing schools in NYC. The most famous is probably Body and Pole - many of their instructors are champions. I've never been there, but I know people who have. A friend of mine teaches at Shockra Studio, which has a great beginner program. There is also an S Factor in NYC, which is where my instructor got her start (and taught for several years).

If you're willing to travel to NJ, I highly recommend Dakini Movement in Warren, NJ which is where I learned to pole. I had to move away from the area earlier this year... I miss it so much!

[–]LittlePistol -1 points0 points ago

Yea I went to the Body and Pole website and it was so crappy I thought it was fake...also I live NJ! But work in NY so I have moved all of my activities to NY since I hope to move there soon. Warren is pretty far from me though. Thanks for the info, I'll check out Body and Pole again.

[–]portableninja -1 points0 points ago

I don't know how good Body and Pole is for absolute beginners. Like I said, they are a famous studio with some amazing teachers, and I'm sure their advanced classes are outstanding. But from what I've heard, being that they are a studio of champions, they are somewhat competition focused, and that sounds like too high pressure of an environment for me (I'm a bit of an awkward penguin).

S Factor would be more like what I'm used to... a fusion of yoga, pilates, and pole that focuses on sensuality, not just feats of strength. Sheila Kelley has been on Oprah a few times.

Where in NJ do you live? There might be other studios close to you.

[–]LittlePistol -1 points0 points ago

Oh I wasn't talking about getting into pole dancing for fun - I want to get into competing so Body and Pole sounds like it's right up my alley. I'm already competitive in jiu jitsu and weightlifting, and was a competitive gymnast for 10 years. When I saw this video, I think I heard competitive pole dancing calling my name. I'm not into the sensuality part really, more so the strength area :P

I'm from Bergen County - I may look into some place in my area temporarily until I move for the weekends, since during the week I train for my other activities after work in the city.

[–]portableninja 0 points1 point ago

LOL, sounds like you have it figured out then. :) If you hope to compete, then Body and Pole sounds like the perfect place. It's the home studio of Kyra Johannesen, Lian Tal, Marlo Fisken, Steven Retchless, Michelle Stanek... basically a who's who of NY pole dancing.

I took a workshop with Steven once (he's the dancer who was a finalist on America's Got Talent, and exposed just how homophobic Piers Morgan is). His workshop kicked my ass, but in a good way. He's a lot of fun.

[–]TeCuervo -4 points-3 points ago

I'd toss a dollar.

[–]portableninja 16 points17 points ago

Here is the source video. You can see, the girl on the left actually does plenty! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSSd49Znes

[–]grafkn 10 points11 points ago

[–]throwaway1701d 2 points3 points ago

That bit is now burned into my retinas...

[–]Epshot 5 points6 points ago

Dat Core O.O

[–]Sophrosynic 3 points4 points ago

That was hardly a "battle" - more like a massacre. Oona's skill >>> Grazzy's - the latter is just relying on sex appeal.

[–]erratically_sporadic 1 point2 points ago

Funny pole dance battle

I can think of a few better adjectives than "funny..."

[–]reaverdude 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]dlq84 0 points1 point ago

Why have I never heard of "The pole world cup" before?

[–]salgoud 0 points1 point ago

There was way too much whoo-girling in this video

[–]SenseiCAY 10 points11 points ago

I was hoping that the one on the right would deliver a roundhouse kick to the one on the left. I was disappoint.

[–]EnemyCombatant92 0 points1 point ago

I watched this expecting her to fall, I was disappointed as well.

[–]chicken_nuggets52 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, or at least fall down on her face...

[–]Patcave 7 points8 points ago

I want to try a pole dancing.... in a non-sexual way.

[–]SkrozSplitski 12 points13 points ago

The girl on the right is pretty good too.

[–]Hm_who_knows 4 points5 points ago

Soon to be a discipline in the Olympics. Winter one you do with the skis on.

[–]dlq84 1 point2 points ago

then I'd start watching the olympics

[–]Anethic 4 points5 points ago

I have the most normal boner right now.

[–]thejenna 2 points3 points ago

Daaaaaamn! She should fight crime somehow.

[–]UNEification 2 points3 points ago

Personally, this is my all-time favorite pole dancing routine. The strength and technique involved is incredible.

[–]palpablescalpel 2 points3 points ago

Oh god, I love that one. It's really beautiful and ethereal. That video was my first introduction to professional pole dancing and I've never seen another one like it.

[–]Timmyc62 4 points5 points ago

Quite an impressive demonstration of circular movement physics - should be mandatory in all high school physics classes.

[–]Rebootkid 1 point2 points ago

... For science...

[–]neoikon 3 points4 points ago

Olympic... sport... please...

[–]Aesthete 1 point2 points ago

Vertical breakdancing.

[–]road_kill_ryan 1 point2 points ago

Wrist of steel!

[–]mrpickles 1 point2 points ago

Yummy

[–]SiMitchell 1 point2 points ago

that shit cray! if only pole dancing was in the Olympics

[–]chudez 1 point2 points ago

is there a petition somewhere that we can sign?

[–]polegurl 0 points1 point ago

People like Tammy Morris and other polefessionals are trying to make it an olympic sport, there are advocates all over the world! If you google it there may be petitions online for your area :)

[–]Veteran4Peace 1 point2 points ago

That is incredible, both athletically and aesthetically.

[–]justwatchntv 1 point2 points ago

I prefer the skills of the one on the left

[–]AzureMorpho 1 point2 points ago

That is Oona Kivela and that move she does...it's called the Oona. She's such a beast she has a move named after her. She's so graceful and her strength is impressive. I fucking love pole dancing.

[–]T-Luv 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love pole dancing.

I'm an avid fan myself.

[–]towns 1 point2 points ago

So 768.152?

[–]stayinfresh 1 point2 points ago

The other girl is just hopping

[–]robrobr 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone else think special ops team made up entirely of pole dancers would be extremely effective?

[–]psychoticdream 4 points5 points ago

Effective? No, but extremely entertaining.

[–]robrobr 0 points1 point ago

Entertaining right up to the moment she swings around a pole and kicks you in the face with the blade that is suddenly protruding from her heels.

[–]psychoticdream 2 points3 points ago

Thanks a lot now i will be wary of them when I go to the strip clubs. -_-

[–]robrobr 0 points1 point ago

You'd rather be caught by surprise?

[–]latticusnon 0 points1 point ago

In a room full of vertical poles, sure.

[–]fillari 0 points1 point ago

does the pole spin or does she have very oily up palms?

[–]IAmTheBean 1 point2 points ago

The pole spins

[–]fillari 2 points3 points ago

thank you sir bean

[–]nixon007 0 points1 point ago

i would like to marry this girl

[–]Acklin 0 points1 point ago

I thought she was going to swing to the pole in the foreground.

[–]JMjustme 0 points1 point ago

Girl on the left knows what she's doing.

[–]EthicalReasoning 0 points1 point ago

i cant be the only one who was waiting for her to hit her head

[–]orangeju1ce 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for a faceplant or osmething similar

[–]ksmith1192 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, she is just jumping up and down

[–]MarzMan 0 points1 point ago

[–]Opivy1 0 points1 point ago

And then there's the girl on the left...

[–]kotta 0 points1 point ago

[–]We_Kill_Gods 0 points1 point ago

Misleading title. More like martial arts.

[–]hotdoughnutsnow 0 points1 point ago

I love how her friend is so excited.

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 0 points1 point ago

Why is this on pics not gifs

[–]archer48 0 points1 point ago

this has been on loop for about 8 minutes. comment over. going back

[–]remembermars 0 points1 point ago

Girl on the left: "like this?"

[–]jacksonco16 0 points1 point ago

yeah the girl on the left is really good. the girl on the right needs to be more like her

[–]blackpanther6389 0 points1 point ago

My penis is in a knot!

But seriously, that was awesome!

[–]foamopolis 0 points1 point ago

[–]ZenAlchemist 0 points1 point ago

[–]BuckeyeBentley 0 points1 point ago

For a second I thought the other girl was going to jump in there and they were both going to do some sort of double dutch style pole dancing.

[–]shake-zula 0 points1 point ago

When this becomes an olympic sport, the USA is going to clean house.

[–]ItsPronouncedTAYpas 0 points1 point ago

That other girl is pretty good too.

[–]pear_ball 0 points1 point ago

I watched this for a very long time.

[–]wafflepoo 0 points1 point ago

Dang, girl's got some skills, I'm gay and I got some tingles. The chick in the middle sure was an attention hog, though...

[–]Nice_Jugs 0 points1 point ago

ITS OVER 9000!!!

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 0 points1 point ago

...Okay. I had no idea this was turning into an Olympic sport.

[–]WhoDoneItNow 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck

[–]mikewoodld 0 points1 point ago

NSFW.

[–]candybear_bella 0 points1 point ago

thats crazy! looks awesome

[–]HeyJewed 0 points1 point ago

Just doing some CrossFit....

[–]90percent_noob 0 points1 point ago

What's the random numbers and over 9000 got to do with awesomeness?

[–]unoriginalsin 1 point2 points ago

It's over 9000!

The rest? I dunno. Maybe the v69-1337 Guardbot, but I doubt it.

[–]90percent_noob 0 points1 point ago

I know what over 9000 is, I was wondering what it was doing in his title.

[–]unoriginalsin 0 points1 point ago

Karma whoring.

[–]90percent_noob 0 points1 point ago

makes sense

[–]tetrash0t 0 points1 point ago

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

[–]C0rvette -1 points0 points ago

fuck school I'm gonna be a stri.......oh......no I'm going back to class

[–]Paych3ck -1 points0 points ago

Skripper for sure!

[–]Shtpfrk -1 points0 points ago

I was hoping she'd go from one pole to another. I'm sad now.

[–]JDezzle -1 points0 points ago

I want to go to the club they work at.

[–]babygurl53 -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else notice the girl on the left just jumping next to the pole??

[–]orkid68 -1 points0 points ago

There was a day when this was called “gymnastics”

[–]not_a_name_ -4 points-3 points ago

yup, that's worth a dollar

[–]ary201 -3 points-2 points ago

I don't find this sexy.

[–]9Oh4 -3 points-2 points ago

Is it weird that I love her and I don't even know her?

[–]MixMixBrad -2 points-1 points ago

Get in an office chair, have someone spin you around with your arms extended.

Then, when he or she is done spinning you, pull your arms in and see for yourself how she's able to control her speed like that.

[–]Xx255q -2 points-1 points ago

What other poles does she swing on

[–]konax -2 points-1 points ago

dat shit cray

[–]Bizzatch -2 points-1 points ago

I'd give her a couple dollar bills.