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all 148 comments

[–]Polite_Toad 361 points362 points ago

FYI, it's from his show, not real.

[–]neuromonkey 240 points241 points ago

HIS SHOW IS REAL! YOU SHUT UP!

[–]Dresdin 72 points73 points ago

Whoa, hey, whoa, hey, hey, whoa, hey

[–]0rgasm0 27 points28 points ago

Are you Italian?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

"Copernicus, why dont you navigate youself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt...."

[–]drawingdead0 6 points7 points ago

Your username... you're the debil!

[–]SRSLY_GUYS_SRSLY 5 points6 points ago

After years of this show existing I just now realized that it's 20 minutes of good Sunday comic strips mixed with 5 minutes of mediocre plot.

[–]Asdayasman 3 points4 points ago

How is that a bad thing?

[–]SRSLY_GUYS_SRSLY -1 points0 points ago

didnt say it was

[–]Asdayasman 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough. I read "mediocre", and it set the tone of the post.

[–]Apostolate 8 points9 points ago

Hey, I just found neuromonkey on youtube.

[–]neuromonkey 0 points1 point ago

I think I am very handsome on camera.

[–]hollander93 1 point2 points ago

Wow that escalated quickly.

[–]neuromonkey 1 point2 points ago

MARS!

[–]Tigger_Tickler 1 point2 points ago

I understood that reference

[–]tdn 15 points16 points ago

She had a clever reply, nobody includes it in the comic

[–]Aldabaran 16 points17 points ago

"You're welcome to cum. I'd be happy if you did."

[–]AlwaysAppropriate 6 points7 points ago

"I hope you do think about me. I hope you think about what I said, that's exactly what I wanted."

[–]Crebes 1 point2 points ago

cliff notes? youtube doesn't work at the office

[–]Blueriel 0 points1 point ago

Happy cakeday! (•‿•)

[–]sr20inans2000 7 points8 points ago

i was laughing til i read your comment. thanks for taking away my joy. I just assumed this would be some shit that they put on fox news.

[–]sd66 2 points3 points ago

You know what will bring back your joy? Actually watching the show. Seriously, go do it.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Fox news would never let Louis C.K. be a guest.

[–]Vleesgordijn 6 points7 points ago

It's (fake) Red Eye, which in reality had Andy Levy do that famous ''apology'' to Chris Brown

[–]willscy 0 points1 point ago

I used to watch Red Eye sometimes but I liked Andy Levy better when he wasn't the host.

[–]DizzyNW 1 point2 points ago

They're smarter than they seem, then.

[–]steady_riot 3 points4 points ago

They would on Red Eye. It's a pseudo comedy program. They've had Stanhope on there.

[–]Daneruu 1 point2 points ago

That was arguably impolite, sire, and I hereby draw your existence as a toad into question as well!

[–]JohnnysLanPartyHat 0 points1 point ago

LOL I'm from europe and I never watched an episode from his show so I thought it was legit :P

[–]TimMitchell 15 points16 points ago

It's crazy how this makes it to the front page almost weekly.

[–]apullin 2 points3 points ago

Compulsions are a weird thing.

[–]d00m3d_d00d 10 points11 points ago

[–]blob-dob-11 2 points3 points ago

This is the one .gif I don't mind being reposted.

[–]UnknownReddit007 9 points10 points ago

Beat me to it.

[–]boredinballard 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]Aaya 0 points1 point ago

Who gives a shit. Its funny.

[–]sherikhan 104 points105 points ago

tought this was the "new" section, not the "old-as-jesus" section.

[–]heroinsteve 17 points18 points ago

Its fine, It'll soon be in the "hot"

[–]Zuljalar 1 point2 points ago

As someone speaking from the future, you must be some kind of wizard!

[–]heroinsteve 0 points1 point ago

Of course. However I'm not allowed to discuss anything that isn't predictable from your time. A paradox can be difficult to fix.

[–]Apostolate 1 point2 points ago

I bet louis CK owes Moses a quarter for this joke.

[–]UnknownReddit007 1 point2 points ago

You know, an "Old as Jesus" section would be a good idea.

[–]Lmkt 61 points62 points ago

how many times will this fucking screencap of a fake tv show reach the front page of r/funny?

[–]Diels_Alder 2 points3 points ago

For as long as people upvote without knowing the entire background of a picture.

[–]OOprime -1 points0 points ago

I have seen it before and it still makes me laugh, am I wrong for up voting?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Did you mean to go to /r/news and get lost, again?

[–]bananamunchies -1 points0 points ago

I'm upvoting this thread for you.

[–]emiliodelgado 15 points16 points ago

[–]funkymoose 6 points7 points ago

I was waiting for the parts that were mentioned in the image. Was that part just made up, or did the video cut out too early?

[–]confuzatron 6 points7 points ago

Oh I seeee, it's a comedy sketch.

[–]icouldbewrongbut -4 points-3 points ago

It was actually really unfunny. His standup is better, imo.

[–]Braggadox 0 points1 point ago

It was bad. Really needed a better director. Pacing was awful, made the line readings so wooden and false. Failed hard at seeming real while also not succeeding at being a parody.

[–]illfuckstartyourhead 0 points1 point ago

It fits well with the theme of the show. He plays a himself but with way worse luck and pretty much everything that happens to him goes like this. Case in point.

[–]iumesh -1 points0 points ago

Is the chick in the video for real? Seems way too much like a parody to me.

[–]Meaty_chunkz 8 points9 points ago

It's part of his tv show. So no not real. But there are people out there who think like this.

[–]rabbitlion 2 points3 points ago

It's not "real", it's a sketch.

[–]BrorannasaursRex 1 point2 points ago

Are these sketches "real?"

[–]neuromonkey 1 point2 points ago

The chick in the video is actress Liz Holtan.

[–]diegoami 1 point2 points ago

Well, she is a great actress ! I wonder how she manages not to laugh at what she is saying.

[–]neuromonkey 1 point2 points ago

Acting.

[–]Mjfro1 0 points1 point ago

This Isn't the whole thing. It doesn't even include the part shown in the picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKASww9Ni4&feature=related

[–]Camshaft115 8 points9 points ago

She is hoooot.

[–]Gerbil_Coffins 2 points3 points ago

After I watched his series and Lucky Louie. I have so much more respect for this guy.

[–]BonBrew 0 points1 point ago

Lucky Louie was such an amazing show that didn't get the credit it deserved.

[–]Gerbil_Coffins 0 points1 point ago

I know!! Thirteen episodes just isn't enough for me. I wish there was more. I guess he just wanted to do more serious work.

[–]BonBrew 0 points1 point ago

Nah he wanted to continue with Lucky Louie, but HBO canceled it.

[–]vndrchf 6 points7 points ago

7/10 would bang

[–]eisenjager 8 points9 points ago

Really, I think he's pretty ugly.

[–]devilsadvocated 14 points15 points ago

All chest hair feels the same with the lights out.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Not mine. I condition every last one of those sons of bitches regularly. I am soft.

[–]OutlandRed 1 point2 points ago

I...Have finally been on reddit long enough to see a repost.

Is this what the dark side feels like?

[–]CaptainJester42 1 point2 points ago

Hopefully you don't recycle and masturbate at the same time

[–]DoctorLamb 0 points1 point ago

But that's the peak of efficiency!

[–]aprlina71 1 point2 points ago

Hang on, life is possible without masturbation?

[–]azzyistired 1 point2 points ago

lol i love you louie!

[–]Lydspor 1 point2 points ago

[–]HarryBlotter 0 points1 point ago

oh right, its satire :/ not as funny as originally thought now

[–]BeaversJustin 1 point2 points ago

like a baws

[–]f1manoz 1 point2 points ago

This has to be a piss-take.

[–]Surfacetovolume 0 points1 point ago

His character on his show, goes on a show.

[–]djds23 3 points4 points ago

this is posted like once a week.

[–]funkymoose 1 point2 points ago

The first couple times this was reposted I actually thought it was real (I also don't have TV). Around the 3rd time I read the comments and found out it wasn't. Since them I've seen it posted a few more times. It's a funny post but I'm starting to feel like it's been overdone. But hey, I guess some people haven't seen it yet.

[–]BrutalJones 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I saw that episode, too.

[–]justanotherguyd 1 point2 points ago

The same photograph so much karma....

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

"And then I'm going to jizz all over a picture of you and post it online for all to see."

[–]GooldForNothing 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love Louie

[–]sleepfighter7 0 points1 point ago

her face in the last frame is the best

[–]bowties_are_cool_ 0 points1 point ago

The thing that got me was the response of "I hope you do."

[–]emeraldhavokk 0 points1 point ago

"And there's nothing you can do about it!" Doesn't matter if it's real, it's still hilarious.

[–]fearofthesky 0 points1 point ago

DAMN! I used this on some woman who was teasing me about supposedly wanting to have sex with her at the pub the other night (the last line). I've been wondering where the heck I pulled it from, should have known it was reddit, and specifically Louie.

Haha, glad that little internal mystery has been solved.

[–]Boobiesmakesiteasier 0 points1 point ago

it would have been easier to just link the video

[–]osv4ldas -1 points0 points ago

Me too going to fap

[–]hostclub 0 points1 point ago

Well done my good sir

[–]AAAAAAAUTO_INSURANCE 0 points1 point ago

the true measurements of a good citizen.

[–]Daniellandos 0 points1 point ago

Louis c.k got me laid last Saturday.. I love that man

[–]walking_away_ 0 points1 point ago

This made me realize I haven't masturbated today.

[–]secondcomingnever 0 points1 point ago

this guy can shit on command, do you really think he has OC?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Shes actually quite cute, in an innocent puppy dog sorta way

[–]AmboC 0 points1 point ago

This episode was so awkward it made me cringe.

[–]LETSBACON 0 points1 point ago

actually there is something she could've done about it she could've just fucked him

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

Louis CK's face in the second panel already had me laughing.

[–]linkforever 0 points1 point ago

real or not im watching his show from now on

[–]FWcodFTW 0 points1 point ago

And later on im gonna masturbate and think about you And there's nothing you can do about it!!!

[–]moosepoints 0 points1 point ago

Hot wings at 10, cool it off with ice cream, then jack off because he feels horrible

[–]merkis 0 points1 point ago

i know it's acting, but considering it to be real for a moment here.. i don't think it's fair for any woman to speak against masturbation among men because they have never had the kind of hormone level that men have. What if it's really synonymous to men's saying "women shouldn't be on periods." what if it's a damn biological thing!

[–]Deadeye388 0 points1 point ago

That's just creepy

[–]Blue_Bagels -2 points-1 points ago

What a beast

[–]xeeweexRC 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!

[–]HarryBlotter 0 points1 point ago

eat a dick

[–]xeeweexRC 0 points1 point ago

Spectacular comeback, good sir. I genuinely believe that a Nobel Peace Prize should be awarded to your name for the spectacular usage of capitals and periods. There are a few areas where I believe you could have brushed up upon though. One of which would have been your logic. Even though I understand that you wish me harm, consuming of the male genitalia would not only be an act of homosexuality, considering that I am in fact a male, it would be an act of brutality toward the male who's genitals would be removed for this process to occur. All in all though, your piece: 'eat a dick' was an absolutely phenomenal read.

[–]HarryBlotter 0 points1 point ago

Why thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I do hope you find my punctuation satisfactory in this reply. Good day to you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"eat a dick" made me laugh much harder than the post... It's the little things I guess.

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[–]steelbydesign 1 point2 points ago

Cool story bro

[–]FaroutIGE 0 points1 point ago

[–]live3orfry 0 points1 point ago

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW

[–]shortbuswizard 0 points1 point ago

Repost but still funny.

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[–]neuromonkey 8 points9 points ago

"You know, some reposts just never get old." WRONG

[–]nihilite -1 points0 points ago

Somepne said exactly that in the comments the last time this was posted. So.

[–]Mehberry -1 points0 points ago

Is this EVER going to stop being reposted?

[–]Mitz510 -1 points0 points ago

"I'm a good citizen, I'm a good father, I recycle, and I masturbate." and you repost.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

10/10 would bang her

[–]nihilite 0 points1 point ago

That's Louis CK, but im sure he'd be flattered.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

lol no I meant the chick

[–]MrSleepyhead8 -1 points0 points ago

Cannot upvote enough.

[–]justanormalguy01 -3 points-2 points ago

I'm starting to realize that half of the posts on Reddit are recycled posts. How about a little creativity?

[–]sexybeast2015 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm a good citizen, I'm a good father, I recycle, and I point out reposts.

[–]TheTritium -1 points0 points ago

DAE Louis CK?

[–]big_bigowski -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]Pancho15 -1 points0 points ago

I love him.

[–]thedeejus -1 points0 points ago

Fake. Farber is a Jewish name.

[–]Glaurunga -1 points0 points ago

Reminiscient: Man, I remember when this was considered "new"

[–]9onthesnap -3 points-2 points ago

Thats is a great line.

[–]jimdoescode -3 points-2 points ago

Oh is it that time of the month again? I always forget to mark my calendar for when these posts resurface.

[–]nihilite 0 points1 point ago

Reach for the stars, jim.

[–]deltaairlines95 -2 points-1 points ago

Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with somebody I love.

[–]masterful7086 -2 points-1 points ago

A repost of a repost of a fake segment on a show

[–]theshryock -3 points-2 points ago

I love how there is already a "[-12]" by your name for me. Keep the reposts comin