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[–]GreenWaffle 182 points183 points ago

is that yellow fish on the far right smoking?

[–]moesif 60 points61 points ago

Yes. Yes he is.

[–]Pays4Porn 22 points23 points ago

After Zooming in it is clear.

[–]alsorobots 14 points15 points ago

ENHANCE

[–]Avien 4 points5 points ago

What, you've never tried smoking water before?

Amateurs.

[–]greggram 0 points1 point ago

The Yellow fish just seems cooler than the rest

[–]TrainFan 2 points3 points ago

What is this sorcery?

[–]Pharose 6 points7 points ago

Looked like a syringe to me...

[–]C-16 5 points6 points ago

From the jaundice I'd say he also has quite the drinking problem.

[–]Jawsh1987 2 points3 points ago

He's going to get gill cancer

[–]ridger5 -2 points-1 points ago

I saw that as well.

[–]Questfreaktoo -1 points0 points ago

Good guy Greg fish?

[–]benalene 75 points76 points ago

That is because that dog looks like a giant piece of bread.

[–]GODhimself37 2 points3 points ago

That made me laugh way longer than it should have.

[–]Goflam 318 points319 points ago

Dog: Hi Koi!

Koi: Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog! Hi dog!

[–]THE_BANANA_PALADIN 186 points187 points ago

Koi: Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi. Yes this is Koi.

[–]Goflam 79 points80 points ago

FUCK, I KNEW I WAS DOING SOMETHING WRONG

[–]k4kuz0 23 points24 points ago

It's ok you still have more upvotes. And that's what matters.

[–]Your-Doing-It-Wrong 25 points26 points ago

Sorry bro

[–]BrainSlurper 7 points8 points ago

You're*

[–]McBurger 13 points14 points ago

ur doin it wrong

[–]tacojuan 3 points4 points ago

yr

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 4 points5 points ago

k

[–]initialsdrummer 0 points1 point ago

gooby plz

[–]ObamaResponse -2 points-1 points ago

[–]F7U12FTW -1 points0 points ago

MY doing it wrong?

[–]Zero36 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro

[–]fam3asian 2 points3 points ago

Then SNAP nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

[–]Yoyo8 7 points8 points ago

Isn't it freaky that these koi fish resembles so much like a baby, but with fins.

[–]alsorobots 8 points9 points ago

LOLWUT??

[–]jasonk -4 points-3 points ago

Koi: Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is. Yes, Koi this is.

[–]ac130pilot 9 points10 points ago

hai doggy!

oh hai mark!

[–]mequals1m1w 0 points1 point ago

I'm replacing all Hi's with Sup's.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Jrod23uhs 38 points39 points ago

Copy/Paste is a beautiful thing.

[–]Goflam 26 points27 points ago

Shhh, he doesn't need to know

[–]divinemachine -1 points0 points ago

[–]meow_university 42 points43 points ago

All the fishes love me. All the, All the fishes love me

[–]KMHEA 12 points13 points ago

All the fishes love me you ain't fucking with my doggie!

[–]tweakness 98 points99 points ago

YEAH KOI

[–]Milax_x 0 points1 point ago

People on reddit upvote and downvote the most random shit.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]RaVNzCRoFT 10 points11 points ago

0/10.

[–]swaags -1 points0 points ago

0/12...

[–]DarnTheseSocks 21 points22 points ago

Om nom nom.

[–]MestR 14 points15 points ago

But which one does the noming?

[–]ratlater 11 points12 points ago

I think it's awesome when two animals try to eat eachother simultaneously. It's like nature's version of a gentlemanly duel.

[–]makesnosenseatall 0 points1 point ago

Do they disappear if they do that?

[–]DutchmanDavid 2 points3 points ago

The Koi, they seem to nom on everything possible.

[–]AnInnO 18 points19 points ago

Koi... Shiba Inu... fitting, very fitting.

[–]Hokusai_kun 6 points7 points ago

I read somewhere that Shiba's get along with other animals like fish very well.

[–]chillzatl 12 points13 points ago

if you mean get along as in like to chase, tackle and chew, then yah, they get along with everything. :)

[–]Hokusai_kun 4 points5 points ago

Haha I really want a Shiba cos of how clean they keep themselves. Would they get along with house cats?

[–]chillzatl 7 points8 points ago

We have a shiba and a cat and they get along ok. The shiba is still a pup and she wants to play with the cat and the cat has no interest in playing with her, so they have face offs and the cat swats at her, but it doesn't really phase the shiba. If she catches the cat when she's on the move and hasn't noticed her, she will run the cat down, but it's playful, not aggressive. You can tell it frustrates the Shiba, she knows she's being ignored and when she chases the cat like that it's more of a "c'mon play with me" which usually gets her a paw to the face.

There's really no guarantee as to what you'll get personality wise. If you visit shibainuforum.com you'll see that aggression can be a problem that is just inherent to some Shiba's, but IMO, if you train and socialize from day one, you should be ok, but again, no guarantee's. They are not like most dogs and you can't train them like you would a lot of breeds. They're more like training cats to be honest. If you can train a cat to not scratch, not get on counters and basically behave the way you want it too, then you can train a Shiba. If your cat runs your house, DO NOT get a Shiba! :)

[–]novemberstorms09 0 points1 point ago

I have a Shiba/Basenji mix and she does not do well with my two cats. At all. We got the dog as a puppy, and her prey drive is too strong. She understands that she can't hurt them, but that wont stop her from getting too rough with them from time to time. The cats only enjoy swatting her when she is asleep and running away. I really think it is just the individual animals personalities... mine just don't mesh well!

[–]JshWright 0 points1 point ago

He's our shiba (mix) with our cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axfB1PJWqLo

When they're feeling slightly more energetic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhCdzSVeW54&feature=relmfu (the cat started this one)

[–]TheGirlInTheCorner 0 points1 point ago

My sister has three cats and three dogs, one of which is a shiba. I was looking them up recently to try to convince my roommate to get one, theyre fine with cats but they are pretty alpha so they are better with beta dogs.

[–]keanus 51 points52 points ago

This is unbelievably cute

[–]pablo89 38 points39 points ago

Until koi eat dog.

[–]justkauz 21 points22 points ago

Nope, still cute.

[–]Jayross 27 points28 points ago

What? How?

[–]asianwaste 114 points115 points ago

Koi in Japan are very domesticated. They are the main fish put in ponds and gardens. They are fed by people so when they see any one approach, they expect to be fed and feel safe around surfacers.

[–]hlfx 23 points24 points ago

Upvoted for correct use of "surfacers" :D

[–]asianwaste 17 points18 points ago

Aquaman has taught me well

[–]shitterplug 58 points59 points ago

Koi everywhere do that...

[–]kylez0rz 22 points23 points ago

Koi everywhere DO do that. Don't know why you're being downvoted.

[–]asianwaste 6 points7 points ago

I guess I should have said my post is more anecdotal.

[–]Patti234 6 points7 points ago

When I used to have koi, they used to swim so fast toward me when they saw me, I swear I thought if I put my hand in the water, they'd try to eat it. I could never put snails in with them, because they'd be eaten within an hour. I never thought of them as domesticated and friendly, more like viscious hungry beasts.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

Small correction for you-- they are only fed by passers by in many, many public places, and are otherwise starving, which is why they're jumping out of the water in expectation of food. Koi that are not starving do not do that.

[–]asianwaste 4 points5 points ago

But as a whole, they are unshy around people. They don't normally bunch up like crazy like that (which you might be right, they could be really hungry on the picture) but they definitely approach unafraid and casual starving or not.

[–]DutchmanDavid 1 point2 points ago

surfacers
(Surfacer) A jointer (also known in the UK and Australia as a planer or surface planer, and sometimes also as a buzzer or flat top) is a woodworking machine used to produce a flat surface along a board's length.

Huh, TIL. Google Dictionary can be a bit silly at times.

[–]beefmongerer 0 points1 point ago

Also known as the "fuck you machine" by many. Or maybe just me. Seriously, what the hell, high RPM knives exposed to the air? Scary as hell. Especially when it kicks wood at you.

[–]iamadogforreal 2 points3 points ago

They know that dog is the kwisatz haderach!

[–]comawhite53 6 points7 points ago

I once saw a pigeon fall into a pond full of Koi and they gathered round it like this and sucked it under! It got away in the end though. Stay away from the Koi!

[–]Gingefringe 5 points6 points ago

Maybe it was like the ending of The Abyss staring Bruce Willis.

[–]DutchmanDavid 10 points11 points ago

[–]Gingefringe 3 points4 points ago

Oh my.

[–]plonk420 0 points1 point ago

now remove his eyebrows

[–]DutchmanDavid 3 points4 points ago

[–]ItsOnlyNatural 2 points3 points ago

Now lose the ears.

[–]DutchmanDavid 2 points3 points ago

[–]Wash_Georgington 1 point2 points ago

Clean shaven with lipstick.

[–]DutchmanDavid 2 points3 points ago

How did I do, for a programmer?

[–]Wash_Georgington 0 points1 point ago

He's... beautiful.

[–]plonk420 0 points1 point ago

D:

[–]DutchmanDavid 0 points1 point ago

:D

[–]19A7C6eyes 0 points1 point ago

ED HARRIS. GOD DAMN YOU.

[–]Boucheman414 16 points17 points ago

Koi: LOOK EVERYONE!!!! Our leader has returned!!! All hail DOG!!!!

Dog:.....WTF are these things?!?

[–]Squalor- 10 points11 points ago

Except the little fish,

But they told me, he swears,

Tryin' to talk to me, coy koi.

[–]hst_samurai 6 points7 points ago

I forgot what this is from... where the hell is my mind? darn it.

[–]ggg730 0 points1 point ago

The pixies - where is my mind

[–]hst_samurai 0 points1 point ago

Wooooooooosh

[–]From_Rlyeh_With_Love -1 points0 points ago

The faeries I believe.

[–]jokes_on_you 8 points9 points ago

I guess there's a machine nearby that sells koi food to people walking by and the fish are used to being handfed.

[–]DutchmanDavid 1 point2 points ago

You're correct.

[–]wongcorgi 9 points10 points ago

What a coincidence, just took this over the weekend.

http://imgur.com/NhCoI

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

that is the cutest thing ive seen all morning, glad i left /r/aww today.

[–]Kryptotrek 0 points1 point ago

[–]mthomaseddy 2 points3 points ago

Kois are puppies of the sea. Koi loves watermelon

[–]alsorobots 3 points4 points ago

*sea-kittens

[–]Cunning_Buffoon 5 points6 points ago

If you didn't know, Koi eat dogs.

source

[–]NeverLupus 4 points5 points ago

So one could say those are... koi-reans?

[–]Greasy_Animal 0 points1 point ago

Well now I can believe you with that source

[–]me123guy 1 point2 points ago

Koi (coi) in romanian means testicle.

[–]dumb_jellyfish 2 points3 points ago

A similar sounding word in Lao means 'penis'.

[–]ratlater 1 point2 points ago

Cute things being eaten by male genitalia? Fits Japanese culture.

[–]Abakiz 1 point2 points ago

First few seconds from opening this I though the dog was puking up.

[–]AZJeepDude 1 point2 points ago

What breed of dog is that?

[–]raegunXD 3 points4 points ago

Looks like a Shiba Inu or a Jindo.

[–]Reina_Banana_Pug 0 points1 point ago

I had a Norwegian Buhund who looked just like OP's dog

[–]Reina_Banana_Pug 0 points1 point ago

I'm betting on Norwegian Buhund

[–]Tora17 0 points1 point ago

probably a shiba inu..since the original pic is from a japanese website.

[–]Reina_Banana_Pug 0 points1 point ago

I don't know...I know both breeds. Shiba's are usually tiny, or at least more tiny than the dog in the photo. Plus, I've never seen a shiba that blond. All who I've seen were red, redish, or brindle.

I'm not trying to be a prick about it...but the name or origin of the breed has little to do with the location of the pic. I've owned a Norwegian Buhund, a German Shepherd, an Irish Wolfhound and a Pug (Chinese origin), yet haven't been to any of those countries. Plus, I've seen lots of Koi in ponds in various park and tourist traps in my own country, which is not Asian at all. So...picture hosted on Japanese website doesn't mean picture of dog breed that originated in Japan.

Not saying you're wrong...just that the logic doesn't necessarily add up.

[–]JshWright 0 points1 point ago

My vote's on Shiba Inu.

[–]PurpleCapybara 1 point2 points ago

Now I've got this in my head
I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at dog's nose

[–]Zomonada 1 point2 points ago

Fishes love bitches

[–]jasonk 1 point2 points ago

If you look over here, you will see the new breed of piranha koi that we'e been working on.

[–]RepostCommenter 1 point2 points ago

Repost-magnet. It's sad you stole this 1 hour after it was posted to /aww/.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Good Morning Reddit! Have a dog talking to fish! 0coms 2pts 15hrs aww

source: karmadecay

[–]donpianta 1 point2 points ago

what kind of dog is that?

[–]ellipses1 3 points4 points ago

It looks a bit small for an akita inu... my bet would be shiba inu

[–]Reina_Banana_Pug 0 points1 point ago

I will bet money that this is a Norwegian Buhund

Source - I had one before I became a pug person

[–]Mogar101 0 points1 point ago

I think its a Akita Inu).

[–]beanso 10 points11 points ago

If you're linking a link with a closed parentheses you have to escape it.

Example:

[Akita Inu](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akita_(dog\))

turns into:

Akita Inu

[–]dukentre 1 point2 points ago

You could also get Reddit Enhancement Suite and it'll do it for you.

[–]NecroM0rph 1 point2 points ago

I thought those were guts and the dog was trying to eat some.

[–]jetipants 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad to see that those are fish and not vomit.

[–]SpermWhale 2 points3 points ago

HachiKoi.

[–]lhbruen 0 points1 point ago

I bet the sound emitting from this was beautiful

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

For a second there I thought all of those Koi were a huge puddle of rainbow barf. Nope.

[–]Geotis 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you left your "Johnny Newell" on.

[–]Venerac 0 points1 point ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

[–]ionataan 0 points1 point ago

you might think that i'm acting childish, but, in romanian koi(coi) means ball(testicle), and whenever i hear about this fish i start to chuckle

[–]raegunXD 0 points1 point ago

Why are they doing that?

[–]lucilletwo 0 points1 point ago

did your dog just puke in there or something?

[–]snarkyxanf 0 points1 point ago

[–]WrightJustice 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah seakings!

[–]comradeTJH 0 points1 point ago

Koi incident.

[–]big-o-notation 0 points1 point ago

Magikarp!

[–]Wulfger 0 points1 point ago

From the image preview I thought it was a dog vomiting into a pool of koi. For some reason I am strangely disappointed.

[–]aidsisfunny 0 points1 point ago

Really!? This particular gentleman keeps his pocket watch tied to his pup's leash.

[–]Fuzz_butt 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if they have the same reaction to cats...

[–]greener_pastures 0 points1 point ago

My name is Koi-Legion, for we are fish.

[–]random314 0 points1 point ago

There's gotta be at least $100,000 worth of Kois in that picture alone.

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

Sooooo if I face the dog backwards will all the koi repel?

[–]Scallywagger 0 points1 point ago

From the thumbnail, it looked like the dog vomited everywhere. I was looking more forward to seeing that instead of kois :(

[–]snapbangclick 0 points1 point ago

As a koi farmer, I approve of this post.

[–]skazzleprop 0 points1 point ago

Anyone remember Jackie Chan training a fish?

[–]DeathToPennies 0 points1 point ago

This kills the koi.

[–]ImJET 0 points1 point ago

I tried this in China :) just put my finger in a pond or something and houndreds of these fish came swimming :P

[–]Intuit302 0 points1 point ago

Little does he know, that dog is about to get eaten.

[–]Kryptotrek 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Good Morning Reddit! Have a dog talking to fish! 0coms 2pts 7hrs aww

source: karmadecay

[–]somewhitedog 0 points1 point ago

I gave that koi a puppy. Koi love puppies.

[–]RyanRaygun 0 points1 point ago

If that's a shiba it's no wonder they're being so friendly. Japan pride.

[–]lifeat24fps 0 points1 point ago

They're certainly not being koi about it.

[–]hoppychris 0 points1 point ago

No mention of Koi Dog Pondering? 90s music puns, people? anyone? anyone?

[–]Disasstah 0 points1 point ago

Quit being so koi with them puppy!

[–]BR0THAKYLE 0 points1 point ago

My dog would be trying to fit every single Koi inside his mouth. Then I would be on the 6 o'clock news for being the owner of a dog that murdered hundreds of Koi fish at the local Koi pond.

[–]phishroom 0 points1 point ago

Rent this dog to one of the guys on Monster Tuna. Make sure and get a percentage of catch.

[–]Karl_Marx_ 0 points1 point ago

They probably think his nose is a bottle to feed them.

[–]akuma_619 0 points1 point ago

I have always wanted to have a koi pond. something about it relaxes me. those koi fish can live up to 200 years. Imagine hundreds of years from now your great great great grandkids looking at the same koi you did.

[–]OjomMcChicken 0 points1 point ago

You could say that dog isn't too KOI! I'll leave.

[–]IDontAlwaysHerpDerp 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else see a dog vomiting up a bloody mess when looking at the thumbnail?

[–]alsorobots 0 points1 point ago

So...THAT'S what the Avengers is about...huh.

[–]TheySeeMeLearnin 0 points1 point ago

I'm having another one of those Truman Show moments. I only discovered koi yesterday and had never previously seen the word mentioned anywhere ever. Voila, picture on the front page of reddit.

[–]marshalj 0 points1 point ago

More like upvote-magnet

[–]FSURob 0 points1 point ago

"We're gonna eat like kings"

[–]Reina_Banana_Pug 0 points1 point ago

Norwegian Buhund?

[–]dinkleberg123 0 points1 point ago

The puppy wants to play.

The fish are trying to eat him. Because carp.

[–]Strader69 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone explain why the Koi would be so attracted to the dog?

[–]ferricfelix 0 points1 point ago

Koi fish are toothless piranhas.

[–]TheMuffinMan98 0 points1 point ago

Koigi

[–]lordkuragari 0 points1 point ago

Appropriate Japanese Joke:

Koi Koi Koi

[–]RobMcB0b 0 points1 point ago

So dogs work well as bait..... good to know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Me me me, pick meeee!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

On the thumbnail, it looked like the dog threw up.

[–]Paints_Badly 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/5ItSQ.png Trying out a new Reddit account. Ctrl + Z is for chumps! ENJOY!

[–]koalaondrugs 1 point2 points ago

Your account is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]phinx828 -1 points0 points ago

I actually think that was a decent paint job. Just needs more fish =/

[–]bharamaty 0 points1 point ago

honestly awesome

i think he should bring that dogg fishing

[–]Didub 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of accidentally switching to wheat in my Minecraft farm.

[–]Hedgey 0 points1 point ago

So much money in that little pond....

[–]Markeduno 0 points1 point ago

Countrymen.

[–]Timbo15 0 points1 point ago

Snack time!

[–]elf25 0 points1 point ago

You'd think they'd have never seen a yellow dog before. Sheese!

[–]rockPaperWoolies 0 points1 point ago

Koi magnet? More like Karma magnet! amirite?

[–]emuspawn -1 points0 points ago

I'm pretty sure you meant Koima, right?

[–]mikek3 -1 points0 points ago

Mom! The fish are trying to eat Rover.

[–]stereocide -1 points0 points ago

From the thumbnail, this looks like something horrible happened to the Koi.....

[–]kristinadney -1 points0 points ago

Dog: "fish are friends not food"

[–]astro_turf -3 points-2 points ago

photoshopped

[–]ITboredom -4 points-3 points ago

Suicide by dog?