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How do you top this. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Piscator629
[–]pachaug 367 points368 points369 points 3 months ago
TIL 99% of birds cleaned after a chocolate fountain accident die, and it's purely a chocolate fountain company publicity act.
[–]TexasWithADollarsign 253 points254 points255 points 3 months ago
CHOCOLATE RAIN
SOME BIRDS DIE BUT OTHERS FEEL NO PAIN
[–]cancerbotX 26 points27 points28 points 3 months ago
Cho-co-late rain!
Spinal fluid leaks right through your brain
At first it burns and then you feel the pain
I have warped legs
[–]I_RAPE_WITH_SPOONS 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
Am I the only one who thinks that this bird actually enjoys it? Just look at it
[–]jogabonito360 76 points77 points78 points 3 months ago
Poor chockatoo
[–][deleted] 3 months ago
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[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 44 points45 points46 points 3 months ago
THIS.
They're using dispersing agents like frosting to HIDE the chocolate! Wake up sheeple!
[–]yourbuddyjoe 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Not enough people are getting this and that is sad.
[–]VGkusu 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
The 1% lives forever?
[–]Timmyp17 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Theoretically, 100% of birds cleaned after a chocolate fountain accident die. Just like 100% of people that eat from a chocolate fountain die.
[–]actodd 771 points772 points773 points 3 months ago
Is it weird that my first thought is I hope the birds ok?
[–]cofur 461 points462 points463 points 3 months ago
Not gonna lie. Chocolate kills birds. So.. I don't think so.
[–]kidoefuji 295 points296 points297 points 3 months ago
Chocolate seems to kill pretty much everything except us.
[–]SOMUCHFRUIT 90 points91 points92 points 3 months ago
Chocolate is actually poisonous to us, but we'd need to eat 12lbs of it. I guess 12lbs of any one thing would kill us, though.
[–]EPIC_RAPTOR 20 points21 points22 points 3 months ago
Isn't that the LD-50? Though it should be irrelevant because as you said, 12lbs of anything would kill you.
[–]SOMUCHFRUIT 21 points22 points23 points 3 months ago
Probably, but the line must be drawn somewhere; may as well be at 12lbs of fucking chocolate.
[–]metricbot 29 points30 points31 points 3 months ago
12 lbs = 5.44 kilograms
Who is wise in love, love most, say least.
[–]SOMUCHFRUIT 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Woo, metricbot is my minion!
[–]Splooge_McDuck 86 points87 points88 points 3 months ago
Except Marijuana
[–]orthag 73 points74 points75 points 3 months ago
If twelve pounds of marijuana falling at terminal velocity hit you in the head, you'd probably die.
[–]trchili 47 points48 points49 points 3 months ago
You could probably also kill someone by stuffing 12 pounds of marijuana down their esophagus.
[–]steviesteveo12 23 points24 points25 points 3 months ago
Depends on how tightly you pack it. Loose dry stuff would have a pretty low terminal velocity.
[–]TomCADK 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago
12lbs?
[–]Splooge_McDuck 57 points58 points59 points 3 months ago
It is estimated that marijuana's [median lethal dose] is around 1:20,000 or 1:40,000. In layman terms this means that in order to induce death a marijuana smoker would have to consume 20,000 to 40,000 times as much marijuana as is contained in one marijuana cigarette. [National Institute on Drug Abuse]-supplied marijuana cigarettes weigh approximately .9 grams. A smoker would theoretically have to consume nearly 1,500 pounds of marijuana within about fifteen minutes to induce a lethal response.>
http://www.ccguide.org/young88.php
[–]fingapapits 62 points63 points64 points 3 months ago
You'd die of asphyxiation first.
I'd just like the world to know I spelled that without autocorrect, and i'm really proud of that fact.
[–]Kage2021 22 points23 points24 points 3 months ago
You've done well son. Your country is proud of you.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 3 months ago*
So the study this came from is flawed. They put gas masks on rats (it was monkeys, my bad) and pumped pot smoke into their lungs. The rats (monkeys) suffocated. The lethal dose is completely unknown and probably non existent.
[–]Laboratory 25 points26 points27 points 3 months ago
Everything is toxic at some level. You can drink too much water and die. The have a warning level on laboratory sand. Sand. It is just sand. It may be super high (!) but there is an LD50 for any bio active small molecule.
[–]digitag 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
source?
[–]therealxris 206 points207 points208 points 3 months ago
Actually, it kills us too. Just slowly, and with diabetes.
[–]dimensional_dan 92 points93 points94 points 3 months ago
That would be the sugar, if you take that out chocolate is pretty healthy.
[–]Cuplink 51 points52 points53 points 3 months ago
But then why would you eat it?
[–]admiralteal 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Because dark chocolate with high caoco content is also delicious, and makes a wonderful spice for all sorts of meats and vegetables if used correctly (and preferably with stuff like cayenne and cumin).
[–]Nickeless 32 points33 points34 points 3 months ago
How do you remember your username? (Just keeping the ratio in order)
[–]makemeking706 61 points62 points63 points 3 months ago
It's written on the front and back of his credit card.
[–]edstatue 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
Credit card, plus social.
[–]Magnesus 21 points22 points23 points 3 months ago
It's simple it's just (1,505884981017)6.
[–]Pandasaurus_Rex 28 points29 points30 points 3 months ago
what if chocolate is poisonous and it just takes 80 years to kill us?
[–]marshkillz 28 points29 points30 points 3 months ago
what if we are allergic to time, and aging is our reaction to it.
[–]Kevinak3r 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
DIABEETUS!
[–]HolyCornHolio 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Diabeetus
FTFY.
[–]hungoverseal 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Damn sugar AIDS
[–]CardboardHeatshield 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
Idk man. I hear that chocolate kills dogs, but our dog definitely ate a whole tube of mini reeses cups one Christmas and it didn't phase her one tiny little bit. Maybe it would've done damage if she had eaten a bag of hershey kisses, idk.
[–]Roboticide 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago
Our dog ate two whole trays of chocolate chip cookie dough. Nearly killed him.
Depends on the quantity, depends on the dog, I think.
[–]Syphon8 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago
Depends on the type of chocolate too.
[–]ESCAPE_PLANET_X 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Lucky for your dog, reeses, and most other milk* "chocolates" don't have all of the ingredients that make chocolate. So it's not poisonous to them, though I am sure it's horrible for them.
Bakers chocolate, or other dark chocolates however will kill your furry friend so be careful!
Edit: forgot that it's milk chocolate not so much as all American chocolate, just that we primarily see milk chocolate passed off as pure chocolates here.
[–]largest_even_prime 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Chocolate doesn't kill dogs--theobromine, which is in chocolate, kills dogs.
Milk chocolate has some theobromine. Reese's Cups also have peanut butter, which isn't chocolate.
Baker's chocolate has much more theobromine, and can kill dogs in small quantities.
[–]chimpwithalimp 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
Evolutions most delicious gift
[–]Roboticide 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
That cocoa tree was probably all proud of itself for evolving a seed poisonous to everything until we came along.
[–]lokithecomplex 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Actually people make a good of it too.
[–]Vark675 342 points343 points344 points 3 months ago
But it's just so fucking happy.
[–]getcolorr 243 points244 points245 points 3 months ago
I.. I think he might be drowning.
[–]JCorkill 26 points27 points28 points 3 months ago
DROWNING IN HAPPINESS!
[–]ScottCarmichael 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
I've always said when I'm dead, I want to be buried in a solid white chocolate casket filled to the top with Mountain Dew.
That way, if I come back as a zombie or get buried alive, I can experience perfection one last time.
[–]EpinephrineJunkie 50 points51 points52 points 3 months ago
Was it's name Augustus? All I had in my head was the willy wonka oompa-loompa song
[–]idma 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
And the photographer just stands there. tisk tisk
[–]Joon01 48 points49 points50 points 3 months ago
It's milk chocolate. It takes a lot of milk chocolate to kill an animal. If that bird were under a baker's chocolate waterfall, okay, that bird is fucked. Standing under a milk chocolate cascade though? That bird just needs to put on "Party Hard" as he overindulges and gets sick.
[–]tictactoejam 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
But this would drown it
[–]re7erse 38 points39 points40 points 3 months ago
This kills the bird.
[–]PalpableAtom 17 points18 points19 points 3 months ago
The bird was probably trying to commit suicide. Being forced to work on "Jack and Jill" who wouldn't?
[–]oldaccount 32 points33 points34 points 3 months ago
It may kill real birds, but digital birds have no problems with it.
[–]lookieausername 14 points15 points16 points 3 months ago
But...he's not eating it...
[–]chaos_control 23 points24 points25 points 3 months ago
Best way to go out.
[–]mejelic 44 points45 points46 points 3 months ago
so if you stand under a chocolate fountain looking up, with your mouth open, you are not eating anything?
[–]vandal823 123 points124 points125 points 3 months ago
To stand under chocolate, is to understand chocolate. Think about it.
[–]Broteezy 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
We must all become one with the chocolate.
[–]fell-off-the-spiral 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Suddenly it all makes sense now.
[–]SpermWhale 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
You're a Doctor of Psychocology.
[–]sandy_balls 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago
Not if you have a gullet.
[–]IndubENTably 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
This mans balls are sandy and he is correct.
[–]CoughTunt 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
This is a mad re-post though. I heard these are just cut images from a Jack & Jill trailer last time it was up here.
[–]Kiloueka 181 points182 points183 points 3 months ago
Don't worry, its fake, it's from the movie Jack and Jill
[–]Jabberwockey 214 points215 points216 points 3 months ago
Oh, so THAT's why it wasn't funny ;-)
[–]UpGoaTedThis 71 points72 points73 points 3 months ago
Also why most of us didn't know what it was from.
[–]concussedYmir 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
I have "seen" that movie three times.
There would have been a fourth time, but my friend said it would be the end of our friendship if I did. I still don't know what the movie is about though, as I was either stoned out of my mind or just thoroughly distracted by other things while it was on. All I know is I hate Adam Sandler for making it.
[–]ZeekySantos 35 points36 points37 points 3 months ago
Luckily we aren't in /r/funny right now.
[–]Superchair14 20 points21 points22 points 3 months ago
easy confusion though, there's no way this belongs in /r/WTF
[–]inthe80s 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago
sure it does. someone actually recognized this from that movie. Who the hell would see that piece of shit willingly?
[–]spyderman4g63 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Just knowing it came from that movie ruined it for me.
[–]Honestly_ 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
I read that and figured it must've been a funny bit from what's supposed to be a terrible movie. Found the clip on youtube and the movie clip manages to be worse than the still photos.
[–]BeefPieSoup 52 points53 points54 points 3 months ago
Is it weird that my first thought was "haha look a chocatoo"?
[–]FranklinWearsPants 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago
Yea, kind of looks like it got a lungful of chocolate.
[–]SeemsLegitt 31 points32 points33 points 3 months ago
Is it weird that my first thought was that bird is going to taste delicious?
[–]Heatbeat 73 points74 points75 points 3 months ago
It's called having compassion..or being a normal human being.
[–]bluegreenwookie 17 points18 points19 points 3 months ago
mine was close. "lol whats that bird--oh shit hes gonna die"
[–]LeLurker 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
This kills the bird
[–]fapfapghost 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
when i seen this picture all i could thinks was... that bird is dead as fuck.
[–]istara 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago
No, it's not weird. It makes you a decent human being rather than a fuckwit.
The picture horrified me. It was wtf in a sad and worrying way, not a funny way.
[–]Gramma42ton 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Same here, I just felt sorry for that bird. Good thing it's just CGI.
[–]darthdrg 408 points409 points410 points 3 months ago
Is it weird that this picture has been reposted a countless number of times, but never have I seen anyone say that it's from the movie "Jack and Jill?"
[–]Jon_Fuckin_Snow 877 points878 points879 points 3 months ago
That's cause no one saw Jack and Jill
[–]Stewart_Fishington 147 points148 points149 points 3 months ago
Except for Darthdrg. Must have been a really lonely viewing by himself.
[–]chimerauprising 152 points153 points154 points 3 months ago
It's not that he saw it by himself.
It's that he's the only one still alive.
[–]3danimator 44 points45 points46 points 3 months ago
My wife and i started to watch it, thinking "ok, lets do this, we know it will be very bad, but it might be so bad its funny..."
WRONG!
[–]KuffoKnight 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
A problem I will soon rectify.
[–]FiiVe_SeVeN 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
NO... i made it... i crawled home for 15 miles, we were the only survivers... it was a slaughter, a setup. THEY WERE JUST KIDS!
[–]Nutella_the_Hun 17 points18 points19 points 3 months ago
The only explanation is that he is Adam Sandler.
[–]SgtBaxter 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Easier not to get caught whacking it when you're in an empty theater.
[–]drmrcaptkingpres 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
sadly i saw jack and jill and i honestly dont remember this bird,wow what a terrible movie
[–]lotus-codex 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
I was forced to watch that film a few weeks ago and it was kind of worth i to see where this chocolate fountain bird came from.
[–]frita 39 points40 points41 points 3 months ago
Thanks for saying so - I always worry about the bird.
[–]Troll-Catcher 48 points49 points50 points 3 months ago
It died shortly afterward from being exposed to Adam Sandler.
[–]cold_fire149 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I thought it died from shame, knowing it was in the movie.
[–]rakuenCallisto 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Correction: The bird was simply commiting suicide and got caught on film.
[–]pansitlukban 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago
These 4 pictures are leagues more funny than its 4 second movie equivalent.
[–]commentsurfer 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
I don't care where this is from... I died laughing.
[–]solidfox535 17 points18 points19 points 3 months ago
RIP :(
[–]mikemcg 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
commentsurfer was a good commenter and surfer. He loved to comment and surf. I remember once, we were in... sniff I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm okay. Hoo, okay. Yes. We were in Hawaii on a work vacation together and man did we have a good time. After a long night of drinking we decided to hit the beach to start a bonfire. commentsurfer actually found a piece of drift wood, paddled himself out in the ocean, and surfed that sucker right back to the shore! It was amazing. Even more amazing, he was sharing this story as a comment on Reddit as he was doing it. The man just... loved commenting and surfing so goddamn much. I... excuse me, I can't do this.
[–]Noobtard_McCancerfag 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Yes. It's also extremely odd that nobody made the obvious 'chocatoo' joke.
[–]the_boat 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Someone in the comments mentioned it was from "Jack and Jill" the last two or three times I saw this image.
[–]blueboybob 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Actually I post often that it is from that movie. Usually saying "congratulations you laughed at the movie Jack and Jill"
[–]TheDeparted 115 points116 points117 points 3 months ago
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c
I 100% prefer the images...
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 3 months ago
Wow. I don't think I've ever see something pull such a 180 on being funny just by showing the original scene not in stupid still frame form. It's usually the other way around here.
[–]Phoequinox 57 points58 points59 points 3 months ago
Oh god, I thought the movie looked shitty enough, what the fuck?
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 3 months ago
It's fake? Damnit.
[–]Thorus 49 points50 points51 points 3 months ago
It's not fake. I've seen it in a movie.
[–]N-Bluth 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
Well now the image is no longer funny to me.
[–]MDAndrewM 46 points47 points48 points 3 months ago
It is a CG bird from an Adam Sandler movie. That is all.
[–]haiku_robot 22 points23 points24 points 3 months ago
[–]shitterplug 38 points39 points40 points 3 months ago
You should be called shatner_robot.
[–]BBLiuKang 45 points46 points47 points 3 months ago
Sprinkles.
[–]Abdullah-Oblongata 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
and whipped cream
[–]BHATCHET 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
and a cherry
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Only took a few comments down to see i am not clever or original. Downvoted you for stealing the comment from my brain
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
I think that it is sad that the first answer to OP's question is the 5th most popular anwer so far. upvoted.
[–]Rapistsmurf 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
and bananas ... parrots love bananas!
[–]my_name_is_revelent 44 points45 points46 points 3 months ago
chocolate rain
[–]combivent 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Forecast to be falling yesterday Chocolate Rain Only in the past is what they say---Tay Zonday
[–]gavintlgold 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago
HE MOVES AWAY FROM THE MIC TO BREATHE
[–]no_egrets 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Add a double space at the end of your lines for a line break, or a double carriage return for a paragraph break.
[–]chumpette 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Chocolate pain
[–]My_Broken_Wings 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
With a strawberry dipped in white chocolate to set the mood.....
[–]mogfir 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Still a cleaner chocolate fountain than in any Golden Coral.
[–]creepypaste 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Golden Corrals have chocolate fountains now?!
[–]itsinthebone 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
I am pretty sure I saw a commercial for it...wouldn't eat anything out of it out of fear that people probably put their cock'n'balls in it.
[–]peachibabi 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
A cherry!
[–]Natenaters 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Death by chocolate.
[–]MirandaMarvelous 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
After he's filled up they should cook and consume.
[–]TarantusaurusRex 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
With a maraschino cherry.
[–]redditor401 21 points22 points23 points 3 months ago
So what's wtf worthy about this?
[–]EpicJ 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago
Adam Sandler dressed as a woman.
[–]scnavi 22 points23 points24 points 3 months ago
Adam Sandler still making movies.
FTFY
[–]gonesnake 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Video please
[–]ColonicIrritation 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c
prepare to be underwhelmed.
[–]Scarmasu 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
yeah definitely better in the picture.
[–]gynoceros 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
I believe they call that a Chockatoo.
[–]WildCardSR 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Strawberry on top, before it hardens.
[–]Alabama_Man 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
It's CGI from the Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill.
[–]Oli_ 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
YOU TOP IT WITH THIS! Skip to 1.33 if you're impatient
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=j-wwbO4LUMY#t=36s
[–]Warjizzard 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
With a cherry.
If you know what I mean.
[–]Paperpurr 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
This is the original scene from Jack and Jill. If you watch this it's not funny anymore. It's shit.
[–]Wilfae 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Listen here, cum-slut
[–]jpiglet 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago*
FYI, this isn't real. It's from a movie.
The photo series is composed of stillshots from a scene in the 2011 Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill where Poopsie, Jill’s talking cockatoo, jumps into a chocolate fountain. A behind-the-scenes review of the computer effects needed to film the movie, including the CGI needed to create the bird inside the fountain, was posted to FX Guide on December 15th, 2011. The scene won an American Human Association PAWSCAR Award for Best Use of Technology on film in 2012.
Source: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/chocolate-bird
[–]needpie 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
with chocolate, apparently.
[–]hypnonewt 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
My first thought was Han Solo in Carbonite.
[–]sp00kyd00m 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
who would ever really wanna go and top that? top that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ00laVt62c&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[–]azonfrelli 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
by not watching jack and jill.
[–]Yanrogue 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
[–]analytic 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
I REGRET NOTHINWAARRGGLLWARGLLBRARGLBHAL
[–]I_guess_this_will_do 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Great...
Now there's cereal on my keyboard...
[–]peg_leg 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
With whipped cream and a cherry - Chocatiel Sundae!
[–]youcanttakemeserious 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
This has been on /r/funny more than a hundred billion times
[–]barrymacockenya 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Paraskeeted.
[–]sellyberry 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
[–]LewisKiniski 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You top it with a raven in a white chocolate fountain.
[–]Foley1 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
It's a chockatoo
[–]tstravers 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Chocolate!!!
[–]drak0 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
BP is at it again.
[–]Chuckgofer 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
[–]androidmike 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With a little whipped cream and a cherry.
[–]durfherder 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Such a letdown to know this was from a Movie, especially an Adam Sandler one. I was cracking up thinking about this happening on a morning talk show.
[–]Buttons111 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With crushed nuts and sprinkles.
[–]anchal3 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Is anyone other than me grossed out by chocolate fountains? All I can imagine is dust and hair stuck in the chocolate...with a miniature Agustus Gloop contaminating it all.
[–]15blinks 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With whipped cream and a cherry, of course.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
you can always try not reposting to top this!
[–]autopsi 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
By reposting it.
[–]JoeAconite 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Bird: "I REGRET NOTHING!"
[–]i_cut_u_up 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
To those asking if the bird is ok, it was a VFX shot detailed at the bottom of this page. They had a stuffed bird stand in and replaced it with a realistic one digitally.
http://www.fxguide.com/featured/more-incredible-invisible-effects/
[–]Scared_of_Farts 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With a question mark at the end of the post.
[–]cjm_d 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Twitter's new logo.
[–]smilingasIsay 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With a cherry, serve fried.
[–]grimripa777 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With a cherry on top
[–]warischoy 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
My first thought was oh no the chocolate fondue is ruined then I thought it was pretty funny. That bird looks to be enjoying that fondue.
It will die though.
[–]SailorDeath 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I'm upvoting this. Not just because it's funny but when I posted it to WTF about a month ago it received 50 downvotes and I was yelled at by the denizens of reddit that it was a repost.
[–]hohlermann 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Here's the actual scene from the movie, Jack and Jill - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c
I prefer the still image version.
[–]whut 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With a question mark?
[–]C0rvette 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Thanks guys, I just got fired. I laughed so hard my boss came over and fired me.
[–]Radico87 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
This is not /r/wtf material and the people who upvoted it in this subreddit are symptomatic of the garbage quality it's become.
[–]factoid_ 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With caramel sauce and sprinkles. Mmmm
[–]TheKittenConspiracy 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago*
"Hmmmm what is this?... Whoops.... Oh God!.... Fhkshkshwkswhkswhk" <--- (The sound a bird makes when smothered by chocolate)
[–]slurpme 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Polly regrets nothing!!!
[–]Billy_Sastard 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
It's from a film called Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler, just special effects is all.
Source. Or should I say sauce. ;)
[–]Omofo 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With a cherry?
[–]youdoctoryet 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
...with whipped cream and a cherry.
Sprinkles. You top it with sprinkles.
[–]alboyd 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
looks to me like it's already topped. Let's dig in! Bon Appetit!
[–]Rapistsmurf 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With sprinkles?
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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