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Guitar lessons (imgur.com)

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[–]treedick2011 105 points106 points ago

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And by god that's the way it should be.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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And if you don't want to learn Led Zeppelin, we'll show you the door!

[–]tumbleweed42 164 points165 points ago

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And if you don't want to learn Led Zeppelin, we'll show you The Doors!

FTFY

[–]Delta64 36 points37 points ago

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And if The Doors don't open for you, then you can always go to The Wall by Pink Floyd!

[–]ANAL_ANARCHY 13 points14 points ago

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And if you don't learn the wall we'll show you the Stairway To Heaven!

[–]TheMetalMilitia 8 points9 points ago

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And if you cant get into heaven we'll show you the Highway To Hell!

[–]Ruddiver 1 point2 points ago

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Who will show you the Doors?

[–]bootnuts 1 point2 points ago

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Into the Doors

[–]DrMikeFeltercunt 1 point2 points ago

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No, what is on second. Who is on first?

[–]ernesthelp -1 points0 points ago

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Who's the tank?

[–]cinebox -1 points0 points ago

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What if you already know Led Zeppelin? then you don't want to lean led zeppelin, but don't hate music either..

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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If you really knew all of Led Zeppelin's songs and could play them well, you probably shouldn't be taking starters' lessons.

[–]down_vote_magnet 9 points10 points ago

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Because as a budding guitar player it will be your duty to go into guitar shops and start playing Stairway To Heaven. Badly.

[–]UpsidedowNpanda 4 points5 points ago

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no stairway denied

[–]crokeyy 4 points5 points ago

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It was hard to do this in Wayne's voice because of the lack of punctuation. Hard, but not impossible.

[–]hzlaugher 15 points16 points ago

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Can one even play Kesha on the guitar?

[–]jackchange 13 points14 points ago

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Her music may be terrible, but it does contain notes.

[–]BestPseudonym 10 points11 points ago

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You can play anything on the guitar. Even Pong.

[–]Sweaty_shoe_smell 10 points11 points ago

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I can't help but think back to Brunching Shuttlecocks

[–]phong3d 5 points6 points ago

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Upvote and a promise of a drink of your choice at some point in the non-specific future should we ever be in the same place, simply for mentioning Brunching Shuttlecocks.

[–]riktors 1 point2 points ago

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Have an upvote just for upvoting someone who mentioned brunching. Loved that stuff when it was still going.

[–]phong3d 0 points1 point ago

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Lore is still doing his thing at Slumbering Lungfish, and he occasionally posts on Google+ (I know, right?)

[–]chainofcommand02 2 points3 points ago

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How long is this flash animation, or have I been watching an infinite loop for like 10 minutes now? I can't look away, though.

[–]Sweaty_shoe_smell 0 points1 point ago

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I think it basically is a programmatic loop - ie it runs forever!

[–]ISHOTJAMC 21 points22 points ago

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Can't believe no one's made a Ke$hmir joke yet...

[–]teslasmash 11 points12 points ago

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http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/K8Igw.jpg

[–]Wiener_Nuggets 2 points3 points ago

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7/10 would repost again.

[–]mgroe 12 points13 points ago

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And if you want to learn Dave Matthews, go fuck yourself!

[–]specialk16 6 points7 points ago

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: (

[–]HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH 1 point2 points ago

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Why the long face?

[–]irawwwr 4 points5 points ago

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because I try, oh my God do I try

[–]crokeyy 6 points7 points ago

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I try all the time!

[–]Jeremy252 -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't worry, Dave Matthews. I still like you.

[–]feralfaucet 1 point2 points ago

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Hmm I saw this in Somerville, or was it Providence?

[–]godslittlepunchline 1 point2 points ago

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I wanted to get guitar lessons but now I'm scared I'll get this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDjWLwqAPY

[–]RomanCandle332 1 point2 points ago

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If you want to repost, you'll be downvoted!

[–]Xscream4meX 1 point2 points ago

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You wanna learn repost? He'll teach you repost!

[–]jukeboxsavage 1 point2 points ago

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you were at 0. i brought you back to 1. this is a great comment!

[–]kvegas291 5 points6 points ago

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Why must people repost

[–]commandakeen 8 points9 points ago

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because reddit mostly shows the new things and there are people that have not seen everything on the internet, like me. There should be a big place for OC.

[–]kvegas291 2 points3 points ago

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Ok that is true I wasn't thinking about the bigger picture

[–]BigDaddyDrexx 1 point2 points ago

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Sign me up for some Ke$ha lessons!

[–]phong3d 9 points10 points ago

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Bring Your Own Cocaine

[–]mdax8414 2 points3 points ago

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"Finally cross over your New Years Resolution" ?

[–]cyaspy 4 points5 points ago

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"New Year resolutions:

  • Make a new years resolutions

  • Be myself

  • Find love

  • Learn guitar"

-Every fucking girl, ever.

[–]gigitrix 0 points1 point ago

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But I'm a dude :(

[–]christianabiera 4 points5 points ago

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ahem... hmmm..

www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qako5/guitar_lessons/

[–]savagerodent 14 points15 points ago

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quoth he from the book of redditquette section Please don't:

Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has.

[–]Fett2 7 points8 points ago

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Just like you're only supposed to downvote comments that don't add to the discussion. Not because you disagree with them. Right?...Right?

[–]Josmeister -5 points-4 points ago

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wouldn't this mean that maybe people would like to see it?

[–]MosEisleyCantona 2 points3 points ago

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Thatstheflippinpointmate

[–]jayfehr 0 points1 point ago

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If it wasn't reposted I would never have seen it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have that same intro manual, or one very similar. The guitar teacher is from Dublin right?

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

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I hope this is from last year because that bitch isn't even relevant anymore. I think this is the first I've seen her name this year.

[–]bethmulligan 0 points1 point ago

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I just love seeing Simon and Garfunkel mentioned. I would say 80% of the people I know have no idea who Simon and Garfunkel are.

[–]ilovetpb 0 points1 point ago

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If you want to learn Ke$ha, we will refer you to the closest inpatient mental health facility.

[–]BatmanIsntHere 0 points1 point ago

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and if you want to learn nickelback go fuck yourself.

[–]Stomo 1 point2 points ago

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You mean, "And if you want to learn nickelback, you'll learn Johnny Cash!"

[–]Skambini 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

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I always imagined guitar lessons involving more theory and technique than learning songs. Regardless, great ad.

[–]joegekko 1 point2 points ago

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Most guitar-shop guitar teachers start you off with fakebook versions of the songs you are interested in and basic fretting and strumming exercises. If you last for more than a few months of lessons (most people don't), they'll move on to some music theory and more advanced techniques.

[–]beachjustice 1 point2 points ago

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ah ok. thanks. i've never taken lessons nor have I ever learned a song.

[–]Andromansis 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't Kesha sample Led Zepplin?

[–]septimus379 0 points1 point ago

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Awww... But I wanted to learn Ke$ha... :-(

[–]kenz101 0 points1 point ago

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(Proceeds to draw a Les Paul on top of the brochure)

"Ah, fuck it."

[–]MustafaMarx -1 points0 points ago

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How about Bach, or maybe some Jazz? Contrary to popular belief, good music wasn't invented in the 1970s.

[–]Soogoodok248 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm Bossanova...

[–]RollingSkittles -1 points0 points ago

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You want to learn how to repost, you'll learn how to repost!

[–]megaerror101 -1 points0 points ago

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Repost from a long time ago

[–]guardontheright -1 points0 points ago

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Repost.....

[–]FuschiaKnight -1 points0 points ago

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Oh the memories!

I remember not laughing at this all of the other times I saw it too.

[–]ImACracka -1 points0 points ago

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No Ke$ha for you!

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[–]cyclicamp 1 point2 points ago

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In that they were both critically panned despite massive popularity, yes.

[–]mlgPawnstar -3 points-2 points ago

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haha saw this in ny

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[–]cmlowe 9 points10 points ago

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I'm sorry, but this novelty account will never work.

[–]thedukeofentington 2 points3 points ago

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don't lie to him bro! he's on to something here!!!

[–]BurnAugustRed -5 points-4 points ago

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if by led zepplin he means everyone else who wrote their songs, GREAT!

[–]thedukeofentington 5 points6 points ago

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I'll start the Zep circle jerk. Besides Howlin' Wolf, who they legit didn't cite, Blues tradition requires the covering of all the most badass songs available. H8RS GONNA H8. Besides, White Mountain/Black Countryside is the shit. All hail Page.