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[–]Panq 181 points182 points ago

It took longer to look at that than to watch the entirety of the film it is from.

[–]Tabdelineated 81 points82 points ago

For Reddits convenience, Some of the most viewed, and IMO best of 5 second films:

late for work
absence of the towels
planking
the big moment
magic show volunteer

[–]Talkgibberish 33 points34 points ago

You forgot one: Haircut

[–]dim3tapp 3 points4 points ago

That was my first, and most memorable 5 seconds.

[–]bayyorker 0 points1 point ago

I wish your username was "fetus."

[–]SquirtLikeABoss 0 points1 point ago

Wait a minute, is that the guy who plays The Law in VGHS?

[–]Pro_Ice 0 points1 point ago

I like this one only for it's second part.

[–]ZwnD 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, but it was hilarious

[–]ducttape36 1 point2 points ago

the joke is that the 'i got them all cut' joke is really annoying and trite and he's getting punched for using it.

[–]ZwnD 0 points1 point ago

ok thanks :D

[–]vpookie 0 points1 point ago

He asks "did you get your hair cut" Brain interpretets that as 1 hair.

[–]Nitro187 1 point2 points ago

It's better when the person asks "Did you get a hair cut?"

[–]asgafrat 7 points8 points ago

[–]Mobako 5 points6 points ago

Ooooh, don't forget the hunt for ceiling crawler!

[–]mattgrande 4 points5 points ago

[–]SporkEnthusiast 1 point2 points ago

That is so sad.

[–]DownvoteAttractor 1 point2 points ago

I think this one is pretty funny for the lurkers.

[–]Clover_death 11 points12 points ago

Ohh well, thanks for making me lose my sleep on this awesome website

[–]AJJJJ 9 points10 points ago

[–]recondelta6 1 point2 points ago

Roseburger!

[–]Bandalo[S] 6 points7 points ago

I haven't seen that site before, awesome! I think I just wasted a good half hour of work time there.

I actually got this from my neighbor after I broke my stapler helping him with a project.

[–]Panq 3 points4 points ago

It is indeed awesome. I haven't seen any for a while, since I can't be bothered getting my ad blocker to stop breaking their site. They'll still be there when I eventually get around to it though, and it won't take much time at all to marathon them and catch up.

[–]Bandalo[S] 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to use this site to completely destroy productivity with all my friends today!

[–]Syn7axError 2 points3 points ago

Besides, the effects and music really add to it. Hearing stapler sounds when he just pushes against it with his had is brilliant.

[–]Panq 2 points3 points ago

It's quite interesting how much thought must go into it because of that five-second constraint - I don't think the sound effects added much humour, but so many fewer people (most likely including myself) wouldn't get it within those five seconds without it.

[–]gmllama 1 point2 points ago

I came here to say exactly this. I would that I might have the 17 karma that you got for this.

[–]Panq 4 points5 points ago

Triple digits, now. If you want some karma, but don't want to just whore yourself out for it, take a look at /r/all/top for the past hour occasionally, and see if there's anything without comments that you can make a helpful, constructive comment on. Then, instead of some meaningless electronic counter getting incremented, it gets incremented based on your actual contribution to society!

[–]gmllama 0 points1 point ago

::bows to his sensei::

[–]imafryingpan 0 points1 point ago

Favorite part about reposts. Top comment is also always the same.

[–]Marcob10 26 points27 points ago

Reddit is now about screencaping 5 seconds videos. That's just pathetic.

[–]big_bigowski 25 points26 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]The_Dovakiin 34 points35 points ago

you know what else is sad? stealing stuff off 5 seconds films.

[–]DerplesThePanda 7 points8 points ago

Even worst, repost.

[–]unrealism17 10 points11 points ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip 12 points13 points ago

This is so repost...

[–]xGrimmisx 7 points8 points ago

Yep, still sad after it has been reposted time after time...

[–]-ism 7 points8 points ago

This is so repost

[–]orionsbelt05 3 points4 points ago

5 second films?

[–]anna57272 0 points1 point ago

Tape motherfucker, Do you have some?

[–]Federico216 0 points1 point ago

This absolutely needs the music. Makes it 10 times sadder.

[–]turtleshelf 0 points1 point ago

upvoted because this reminded me of 5secondfilms and i then spent a good 20 minutes on there.

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[–]mabbittisftw -1 points0 points ago

I agree. Imgur being down is a travesty.

[–]Skilol -4 points-3 points ago

Man, this is deep.

[–]deusatiam -1 points0 points ago

I don't know whether to laugh or cry :c

[–]Bluedemonfox -2 points-1 points ago

Duct tape is your friend, it is the solution for everything.

[–]laxkid418 -1 points0 points ago

a better love story than Twilight

[–]doesnotgetthepoint -2 points-1 points ago

nice try 5sf team

[–]thechampionofnothing -2 points-1 points ago

I think I'm gonna cry.

[–]georgeguy007 -2 points-1 points ago

Almost 1 fps! Congratulations!

[–]theslowkid -3 points-2 points ago

Yup, still sad.

[–]Rivantus -3 points-2 points ago

Meh Really lame

[–]Kokamo_Joe -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck off, you leech. 5secondfilms.com

[–]inaccurate_statement -5 points-4 points ago

This reminds me...I bought a new stapler last month.lost it after a couple of days

[–]IrishKing 0 points1 point ago

That's an amazing story, please tell me more about your exciting life

[–]inaccurate_statement 0 points1 point ago

I can't, for the life of me, remember where I put that fucking remote.