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MERLKBERHNS (i.imgur.com)

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[–]phishroom 89 points90 points ago

Nice try, MerlkBerhns marketing rep.

[–]Hbaus 1 point2 points ago

Nerse tre Merlkberhns Merkertring erp

[–]mediocre_meme 0 points1 point ago

Her Lerrks Lerk Mer Terrgerr Berrderr.

[–]Harkonen_inc 6 points7 points ago

First thought was: hmmm, comments will have someone fixing the pic so the box says Merlkberhns as well. OP maybe? http://i.imgur.com/GEmNP.jpg

[–]Dog_Bone_er[S] 1 point2 points ago

crap I didn't see that

[–]Ov3r9O0O 170 points171 points ago

HERV AN URPVERT

[–]Dog_Bone_er[S] 133 points134 points ago

THERNK YEHR

[–]GeneralWarts 43 points44 points ago

I'm going to interrupt this cj to comment on the relevance of your username.

[–]galipso 22 points23 points ago

Relevance noted.

[–]Iggyhopper 14 points15 points ago

Now, back to the bravery Olympics.

[–]Completebeast 10 points11 points ago

RRRN PUUL TVUNTY TVELVE

[–]poptart2nd 2 points3 points ago

"i'm going to interrupt this circlejerk to start a new one"

[–]platanitooo 1 point2 points ago

GeneralWarts, you're like the general of karma- your comments are everywhere!

[–]SO_CREEPY 12 points13 points ago

mmmm dog boners

[–]Dog_Bone_er[S] 15 points16 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Lelantos55 1 point2 points ago

This username, it is relevant.

[–]Jolly_Jon 1 point2 points ago

Why did I read this "Oh my god, Michael Burns"?

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[–]pkbarrel 38 points39 points ago

Am I the only one who says these out loud in a silly voice so that the humor becomes exponential?

[–]SoThenISays 17 points18 points ago

No. And anyone who doesn't do it is bad and they should feel bad.

[–]DrTorpedo 5 points6 points ago

I read it in Morgan Freeman's voice inside my head.

[–]AudgieD 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who says this out loud in my best Kristen Wiig SNL Target Cashier voice?

[–]ariheretic 1 point2 points ago

I do this. Every. Single. Time.

Only with the ermahgerd meme, though. None of the others.

[–]food_bag 32 points33 points ago

I will upvote any meme however awful because of that dog's hilarious face.

[–]chewp -3 points-2 points ago

Go upvote mine then! lol

[–]figgy_bitch_pudding 8 points9 points ago

I laughed so hard I died. As my soul left my body I spied Jesus at the end of the tunnel. He frowned and shook his head, motioning for me to turn back. He uttered a single word.

"MERLKBERHNS"

[–]Perryn 1 point2 points ago

And I have now soiled myself. If you'll excuse me....

[–]Dog_Bone_er[S] 24 points25 points ago

Template for more Berks Dog? http://i.imgur.com/OunV0.jpg

[–]moonrakr 18 points19 points ago

EHRMADERG, surely?

[–]abcdeh 14 points15 points ago

As the guy who made the ternershberl, I'd like to give you an upvote. Today we see the birth of a new meme. internet high five

[–]All8Inches 4 points5 points ago

Hey wait a minute, I put this picture on Reddit in the first place! Lets make this a three way. UP TOP. http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/337/d/4/Hand_Stock_1_by_lindowyn_stock.jpg

[–]Dog_Bone_er[S] 0 points1 point ago

Well all8inches, the dog is extremely hilarious and meme-worthy

[–]Dog_Bone_er[S] 5 points6 points ago

\o yeah, I was waiting for you to comment. But I really can't see the meme going very far :(

[–]stevestgermain 1 point2 points ago

Dream crushed.

[–]chewp 1 point2 points ago

The meme will live forever. I cracked up out loud twice in class today, once at the ternershberl one and secondly even more so at the ate poop one. I also made one but it failed :(

[–]raypkit 5 points6 points ago

am i the only one who automatically says all of these out loud?

[–]GMonsoon 2 points3 points ago

HAVE to sound them out or wouldn't understand what some of them are saying. Which isn't good when people walk behind you and you're, like, "ERMAHGERD! TERNERSHBERL!" at the computer screen.

[–]dgiangiulio228 7 points8 points ago

ERMAHGERD PHERTERSHERP

[–]MrBoogaking 4 points5 points ago

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY??!! WHAT IS THE SCIENCE BEHIND IT.

[–]NightRedditor 15 points16 points ago

I have been laughing uncontrollably at this pic for the last five minutes...still laughing... Thank you, and thank the internet for making this possible! Mehrny urpverts for this!

[–]scarlet-agate 0 points1 point ago

I'm crying from the laughter!

[–]raegunXD 6 points7 points ago

I can't stop laughing.

[–]mikesmed06 -1 points0 points ago

I'm in the same boat

[–]sluffmonster 4 points5 points ago

This picture has made me laugh the most today. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[–]moogoesthecat 1 point2 points ago

In my experience...with my dog.

Ice cubs > Milk Bones.

[–]raegunXD 2 points3 points ago

When I was grooming at Petsmart, they would have a bowl on the counter filled with milk bones for us to give to the dogs. They hated them. The only dogs that ate them were the big ass dogs and the fat ass dogs.

[–]ear10 1 point2 points ago

That dog is pugly

[–]voteddownward 1 point2 points ago

What the hell is ermahgerd?!! Edit: ohmygod. Got it.

[–]Rose1982 1 point2 points ago

And I just got why this is funny.

[–]Sambamf 1 point2 points ago

If I could upvote this a thousand times I would!

[–]SuperChristian 1 point2 points ago

These are the new lolcats

[–]tyranapuss 1 point2 points ago

Almost wet myself. Jolly good show.

[–]TheMaryTron 1 point2 points ago

I am drunk, and this made me lose my shit. (figurative, not literal; gross)

[–]aprlina71 1 point2 points ago

Please somebody tell me what ermahgerd means. I can't put it together.

[–]Simian_Mierzwiak 1 point2 points ago

I am sure the novelty will wear off eventually but these ermahgerd memes make me laugh evra serngle terme

[–]vulcanblight 1 point2 points ago

Attach a third eye, add a cape, and we have the worlds first ham guzzling niblonian

[–]Not_Jim_Bob 1 point2 points ago

Reddit always improves mt store's displays

[–]Dog_Bone_er[S] 0 points1 point ago

Awesome, who did this?

[–]Not_Jim_Bob 0 points1 point ago

I did....?

[–]mspong 2 points3 points ago

Attention. We regret to inform you that this meme has sustained critical damage to to overuse. There is a 96% probability of total failure within 7 days of this warning. Thank you.

[–]ZerglingBBQ 2 points3 points ago

That dogs face is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Laugh every time I see it.

[–]goroncity 2 points3 points ago

Awesome. I carry milkbones with me all the time; dogs love them.

[–]Z3F 21 points22 points ago

Even in the shower? Even to the dentist's office?

[–]GeneralWarts 26 points27 points ago

ALL

THE

TIME!

[–]goroncity 2 points3 points ago

Well, not in the shower. I put them in my pants pocket when I leave the house.

[–]Z3F 8 points9 points ago

What if someone cut out all of your pants' pockets?

What would you do then, hotshot?

[–]goroncity 18 points19 points ago

I'd pull my dick out through the hole and put milkbones in my shirt pocket. Give me a challenging question.

[–]Z3F 6 points7 points ago

Develop a mathematical theory to build a functional model of the brain that is mathematically consistent and predictive rather than merely biologically inspired.

[–]goroncity 2 points3 points ago

Fuck. You win, I can't do that, but I can grow human skin.

[–]copyandpasta 1 point2 points ago

If you flex your muscles, it goes away.

[–]derpaherp12 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck? How do you grow human skin? I can't! I can only grow porcupine skin.

[–]ButtHurtOverNothing 1 point2 points ago

C-C-C-C-Cancer!

[–]derpaherp12 0 points1 point ago

Damn.

[–]GMonsoon -1 points0 points ago

You are a porcupine? All humans can grow human skin :P

[–]AcneVulgaris 0 points1 point ago

He even keisters them in when he visits his cousin in jail!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Really? I have a huge dog and he would maul you if he thought you had MerlkBerhns

[–]therumbox 2 points3 points ago

Hello! You do not know me, but I work at a quality pet food store. The reason dogs love milkbones is because dogs have a sweet tooth, and milkbones have a ton of sugar. Walking past that section of the store you notice it smells delicious. It is because in fact, milkbones are made of wheat and other grain flours and sugar. They are cookies.

[–]RevWaldo 1 point2 points ago

Hey, ya never know.

[–]susrev 1 point2 points ago

MERKBERHNS sounds better when you say it out loud.

[–]ser_dhusti 1 point2 points ago

EHRMAGERD

RERNDOMLY RINSERT RETTER "R" INTER ERRVTHINER TER MERK THERS MEME

[–]gamerx2132 3 points4 points ago

**Merme

[–]ser_dhusti 3 points4 points ago

THERNKS

[–]Anxiogenic 1 point2 points ago

I need more of these, I will up any effort.

[–]cws837 1 point2 points ago

I shamelessly support this.

[–]but_I_didnt_shoot_no 0 points1 point ago

Are you kidding? This dog is guuurrrate!

[–]TZnerd 0 points1 point ago

I just had a really crappy day. Thanks for making it better. :)

[–]IlikePez 0 points1 point ago

EHHRMEGEEEERD! OOONLY WAN URPVERT TAR GEEVES! SAIRY!

[–]justind79 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious!

[–]shadows_of_the_sun 0 points1 point ago

The large are far too big for that pug

[–]JanusKinase 0 points1 point ago

I was just going to unsubscribe after seeing the last annoying anti-/r/atheism circlejerk, but this made me change my mind.

[–]GoldenGlowEstates 0 points1 point ago

False, pugs suck at eating milkbones.

[–]pillo25 0 points1 point ago

Oh, not these things... My dad feeds my dog those MERLKBERHNS as if they were food (my dachshund goes through two bowls of that a day)...

[–]alaskaisprettyokay 0 points1 point ago

Lulcatz slang is now front page material? Bummer.... it was good while it lasted.

[–]DarthNihilus1 0 points1 point ago

I FERKING HERT THIS MERM OH GERD ITS TERKING ERVER ME

[–]fallingbrick 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard kibble came out my nose.

I don't even remember eating dog food!

[–]pastramipaladin 0 points1 point ago

Say this out loud. Does it not sound exactly like Umbrage from A Very Potter Sequel? C'mon people, help me out here.

[–]TurdHobo 0 points1 point ago

Someone fix the god damn picture!

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point ago

FIXED.

[–]jaydeejj 0 points1 point ago

Don't slap me but is this supposed to be making fun of [Madea](heller madea) or am I missing some inside joke?

[–]corgan126 0 points1 point ago

Any Nerdist fans here who heard them talking about this meme? I loved it!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Durs ers fahknee

[–]joeyparis 0 points1 point ago

I hated this meme before... for some reason I like it has the dog. I don't get my brain sometimes.

[–]oozles 0 points1 point ago

I just wanted to post saying thank you for something I can't help but laugh uncontrollably at.

[–]FreedomCow 0 points1 point ago

I actually laughed out loud, good job.

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[–]TheBeginningOfTheEnd 1 point2 points ago

OH MY GOD

MILK BONES

[–]evil_wizard 0 points1 point ago

Morkbjorns

[–]code_makes_me_happy -5 points-4 points ago

Sigh. This makes reddit look like a place for retards.

[–]Keselo 2 points3 points ago

Your seriousness makes you boring.

[–]code_makes_me_happy 1 point2 points ago

Boring is not always bad. If you want retardedness, go to 9gag.

[–]jon819 1 point2 points ago

I PERFER KERBLES N' BERTS

[–]Pyroman230 -4 points-3 points ago

Am I the only one who hates this meme more than anything?

[–]sometimes_honest -1 points0 points ago

The original one (with the girl) was pretty funny when I first saw it. Most of the ones after that were just ok. I didn't find this dog one funny whatsoever.

[–]jsb9867 -2 points-1 points ago

no.

[–]AcneVulgaris -1 points0 points ago

As I read the responses, I see the South Park goth kids.

[–]musemike -2 points-1 points ago

Yea, it is not funny to me, but then again shitty meme's have been around for ages. The good ones are the ones that last longer than a couple weeks.

[–]ChristinaCarterStop -4 points-3 points ago

This made me laugh to myself for a good 10 minutes. Thank you Dog_Bone_er

[–]Prospekt01 -2 points-1 points ago

As someone with a fucking crazy dog who loves milk bones, this is awesome

[–]elstan2 -1 points0 points ago

need one for the 'dogs don't know its not bacon' stuff

[–]therumbox 0 points1 point ago

Beggin Strips? The 13th ingredient is "meat". Those things are sketchy as hell man, don't go near them. Sugar is also one of the first few ingredients.

[–]poro_wu -1 points0 points ago

I don't get this, I mean I can guess what the bottom line is but not the top one.

[–]Sunlis 4 points5 points ago

"Oh my god"

Stemmed from this.

[–]transcendentalmilk 0 points1 point ago

Going through and reading a bunch at once really hurt my brain.

[–]Sunlis 4 points5 points ago

Try this

[–]transcendentalmilk 0 points1 point ago

No, this I love

[–]HTMP -1 points0 points ago

Read it as "MERKLE BERKINS"

Still funny.

[–]AcneVulgaris 0 points1 point ago

Yep. All you need to do now is figure out what goes on the table.

[–]esk88 -2 points-1 points ago

i dont understand this meme

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