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Every time I take gum out in front of my friends [FIXED] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]cursuliak 196 points197 points ago

Oh man... he looks so sad...

[–]Here_for_the_cookies 46 points47 points ago

I always feel so bad for him....

[–]precordial_thump 36 points37 points ago

Maybe he shouldn't be trying to eat cat food

[–]theodrixx 29 points30 points ago

all food is cat food

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]BICEPS 12 points13 points ago

(alright)

[–]Phoequinox 7 points8 points ago

(parentheses)

[–]ragault 2 points3 points ago

From the looks of things, it wasn't funny

[–]Respondor 29 points30 points ago

Luigi never gets a break.

[–]DangerRanger01 0 points1 point ago

The guy just wants to eat. Damn adorable kitten!

[–]AndThatsWhyIDrink 61 points62 points ago

I can't decide what's funnier. The cat or the expressions on the dude's face.

[–]telfman123 31 points32 points ago

Definitely the dudes face. Its like he's endured a lifetime of this cat stealing his shit and pissing him off.

[–]Euphorium 1 point2 points ago

One day, he's gonna snap.

[–]AntonJokinen 48 points49 points ago

Also works for cigarettes in the ghetto. Try to walk through the ghetto with a carton of cigarettes. People come up with a grin on their face and say "yo dog. I heard you can spare a pack." Or even just a pack because everyone and their mother say "hey, lemme get a cigarette dog." This is why they sell singles at stores now.

[–]Chilapox 24 points25 points ago

I can't imagine giving a pack to anyone unless I got it for free.. that's roughly $10 here.

Also I don't generally have a problem sharing cigarettes but I usually only do if I am about to smoke when I'm with someone and they don't have any. it just feels wrong smoking right next to someone who you know also wants to smoke.

[–]TerryArchi 10 points11 points ago

10 dollars? Where I live, a box is less than 2 dollars. Maybe I should start smoking.

[–]klethra 35 points36 points ago

I see no flaws in this logic

[–]Zerothe0 11 points12 points ago

"I can buy death cheaper? Yes pls."

[–]BusinessCasualty 1 point2 points ago

You don't want to sell me death sticks, you want to go home and rethink your life

[–]Megawatts19 2 points3 points ago

I don't want to sell you death sticks. I want to go home and rethink my life.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Buy pack for 2 dollars, go to where Chilapox lives, and sell it for 8 dollars. 6 dollar profit.

[–]Kleptor 2 points3 points ago

Atlantic Canada?

[–]Chilapox 4 points5 points ago

New York.

[–]Kleptor 3 points4 points ago

Well at least they're close geographically...

[–]rarisgod 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't want to save their lungs!

[–]asherrd 7 points8 points ago

Whenever walking around San Francisco, if I get close to not necessarily ghetto areas, but areas with lots of pan handlers and/or poor people (tenderloin/mid market/upper haight), I toss my cig and wait until I get out to light a new one.

[–]nf5 0 points1 point ago

Quietly dignified.

[–]SirDigbyChicknCeasar 11 points12 points ago

What do you mean now? Loose cigarettes or looseys have been around for awhile.

[–]hihellothisisbrennan 6 points7 points ago

Illegal in the state of North Carolina, at least.

[–]gijane480 3 points4 points ago

NC wants you to buy the whole pack, neigh the carton... better yet the entire tobacco farm

[–]theodrixx 3 points4 points ago

neigh

Could this character be, in fact, a horse?

Nay, the horse, while a noble and intelligent creature in its own right, lacks both the digital dexterity and mental acuity to manipulate the keys on a computer in order to produce coherent speech.

[–]Definitelynotrexryan 2 points3 points ago

No they don't. They want to sell you the tobacco, not allow you to make your own.

[–]Larzzon 1 point2 points ago

Illegal here too, but it makes no sense so ofcourse the clerks sell single ciggs if asked by the customer. Sometimes people want to buy ONE cigg to mix with the pot or he just forgot his pack at home/left it at home on purpose and wants one cigg

I never understood laws that force people to either buy a certain amount of something or they can't buy it. makes no sense at all. You can buy how many ciggs in packets you want, like 200 000 ciggarets, but if you try and buy a single cigg you are a criminal :D

edit: I understand their wrangled logic for not allowing it, because there are no warnings on the individual cigg and that it encourages people to start smoking, but that's just hornswaggle without any proof to back it up.

They think someone who don't like ciggarets will be swayed by the low low price for one ciggaret and instantly be hooked. Don't mind the fact that buying a single is like 200-300% more expensive than buyin per packet.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Not sure why everybody is disagreeing so much. If you just want one, you should be able to get one if the store is fine with it and cards you. I mean, they're still legally able to fucking hand out shots at party stores here for promotions. I got two shots the other day for some vodka for free. Still, it'd be easier for people to quit if you didn't have to buy 20 every time you just wanted to smoke one. Otherwise, they'll just smoke the other 19, lose their will, and buy another pack saying they'll quit tomorrow.

[–]Fagel88 0 points1 point ago

You have the reasoning behind single cigs being illegal wrong. It all has to do with taxes. About half or more of the price of a pack of cigarettes comes from state taxes and selling illegally imported cigarettes with no taxes paid on them has the potential to make tons of money. You will notice a little sticker on the bottom of each pack that means the taxes have paid. If a store owner gets caught selling packs without that sticker they are looking at hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines and possible prison time. Single cigarettes are illegal because there is no way to identify if state taxes have been paid or not when store owners could just throw away the illegal pack they came out of and claim they came from a legal one.

[–]cumfarts 0 points1 point ago

taxes

[–]hihellothisisbrennan 0 points1 point ago

Actually, here it isn't illegal to buy them one at a time. The stores are the only ones get in trouble for selling them single. Usually a cop just comes by and tells them to stop though. It's happened to a few places I frequent.

[–]derp111[S] 8 points9 points ago

Yo dawg can i bum a cig ma nig?

[–]GotMeFaded 1 point2 points ago

This is why you buy a pack, go through it, and keep that empty pack on you at all times. When people ask, show them your empty pack and be on your way.

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 2 points3 points ago

That's why Black Jack is the greatest gum ever made. "Oooh, gum?" Show them the pack. "Uh... no thanks."

[–]ashyjakk 1 point2 points ago

"Aye, moe, lemme getta jack, moe." Is lingo im familiar with in this area. I've lived here for 7 years, still don't know who moe is but apparently, its everybody.

[–]AntonJokinen 0 points1 point ago

Around here "lemme get a jack" means that he is asking you to polish his pole, pull his pork, stroke his stick, you get the picture.

[–]ashyjakk 0 points1 point ago

Handjob, gotcha.

[–]cal679 0 points1 point ago

They used to sell singles from ice cream vans where I come from. It's illegal now but it used to be convenient as fuck.

[–]iseverythingok 0 points1 point ago

Let's go, smokes.

[–]ssergei 11 points12 points ago

I call my cats "my friends" as well... :(

[–]007JamesBond007 11 points12 points ago

I didn't know Luigi owned a cat...

[–]Pfeffersack 1 point2 points ago

If anyone would know reddit does.

[–]dellafrienda -1 points0 points ago

But james bond doesnt, hes to busy

[–]arcanooito 9 points10 points ago

Poor Freddie...guess he never found somebody to love.

[–]hayashirice911 1 point2 points ago

Quite the opposite.

[–]hdcs 3 points4 points ago

Frank Zappa?

[–]pisscat 4 points5 points ago

I love that guy's face. Haha.

[–]Crzywhitboi 2 points3 points ago

I read this as gun originally and was dumbfounded for two minutes.

[–]blink_again_bitch 2 points3 points ago

Shit I thought you took gum out of your mouth and gave it to them

[–]lurkgermany 2 points3 points ago

where is the Original finder bot?

[–]pibroch 5 points6 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W1OrcMPMb0

[–]GrassChick 2 points3 points ago

My cat was doing this the other night. :)

[–]bogbowls11 6 points7 points ago

Believe it or not we had a problem like this when I was in high school. It would work for cigarettes too but we quarreled over mainly gum. We solved it by coming up with the gotcha rule. (which goes as follows)

  1. if person pulls out a pack of gum first person to say gotcha gets a piece of gum along with the owner. This ruling holds until the next time the person pulls out the pack of gum.
  2. If there is a tie there are two options. A: Split the piece of gum B: Rock paper scissors between disputing parties
  3. There is to be no supplemental pulling out of the gum by someone who does not own the pack (thus having another two pieces of gum being taken)
  4. Sean Hearts Peen

[–]seanbear 5 points6 points ago

I do not.

[–]Seangonzo79 4 points5 points ago

I dunno, you're probably the Sean he referenced. I know I don't.

[–]Asdayasman 1 point2 points ago

Let it out. You're anonymous here. You're allowed to tell us.

[–]fishebulb 4 points5 points ago

Here is an easier rule: No

[–]vegeto079 6 points7 points ago

This sounds silly. I bought gum for me to chew, not others! I just ended up using the typical "it's my last piece" or "I only have a few left".

But I guess if you bought it when them in mind, fine.

[–]Seangonzo79 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you

[–]bogbowls11 0 points1 point ago

bitch tits

[–]pantsonfire123 1 point2 points ago

Is that...Frank Zappa?

[–]cr1min4l 1 point2 points ago

Apparently it happens whenever Frank Zappa takes gum out in front of his cat, too.

[–]kamakazebear 1 point2 points ago

This is how some men die of hunger.

[–]SumPpl 1 point2 points ago

My wife is in labour, ill show her this gif so it would ease off the pain through the delivery

[–]Arienna 0 points1 point ago

... did it work? o.O

[–]SumPpl 1 point2 points ago

No, they gave her c-section. She is sleeping now

[–]Arienna 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry to hear that / congratulations. I hope your wife and child are healthy and happy. :)

[–]SumPpl 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, they are fine the baby is healthy and my wife is recovering.

[–]jillsmo 1 point2 points ago

THIS time....

[–]slaya771 1 point2 points ago

Poor Luigi...

[–]ThenQuitBringingGum 3 points4 points ago

.

[–]igiwyg 1 point2 points ago

Ayyy, it'sa Mario!

[–]trustedsource 0 points1 point ago

gum is like smokes but cheaper. Besides gum is more useful for neutralizing other people's bad breath than chewing it yourself. It's really the only I take out gum.

[–]Klapinsky 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that the same guy who taught his cat sign language?

[–]aroymart 0 points1 point ago

that poor cat.. forced to punch his face for every small bite of food

[–]surfnaked 0 points1 point ago

The look of total resignation makes the gif work.

[–]Duneluder 0 points1 point ago

This is why I never accept a piece of gum when a friend takes a piece out for themselves and offers. I know they're being polite but I know they also probably don't want me to accept the offer.

Unfortunately if my breath smells and they're trying to be subtle I refuse to accept for the possibility of the previously mentioned situation.

[–]rockandrickroll 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know what the guy is eating?

[–]darknod 0 points1 point ago

same with me, I take out the pack and then... yo dude gimme some!

[–]Freak490 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know they had cats in the mushroom kingdom!

[–]twell99 0 points1 point ago

His facial expression is so funny. He looks like someone just took his last piece of gum. oh.....wait.

[–]Biscoo 0 points1 point ago

This is one hungry cat, He has eaten like 20 of these things.

[–]Gark32 0 points1 point ago

he looks like the saddest mario.

[–]itschrome 0 points1 point ago

listen to this http://youtu.be/e33e2fkCYK0 while watching that. perfection.

[–]Mozpong 0 points1 point ago

His moustache makes it

[–]mrhelton 0 points1 point ago

This guy is like the face of cat people.

[–]RuralNinja 0 points1 point ago

I think it's Gargamel and his cat (Azreelle?)

[–]bballaddict 0 points1 point ago

no eating here tonight...no no no eating here tonight.. you on a diet!!

[–]VashSpiegel 0 points1 point ago

Finally, a wife reddit approves of.

[–]Elidor 0 points1 point ago

Human training: complete.

[–]fizzyizzy11 0 points1 point ago

thanks your my best friend!

[–]pieguy40 0 points1 point ago

What are we, 12?

[–]The_Mexorcist26 0 points1 point ago

Damn, Luigi, is this what you've been up to?

[–]Kee-Lee-Ann 0 points1 point ago

You mean "produce gum from pocket", not "take gum out of my mouth", right?

[–]Aseconverse 0 points1 point ago

Well, damn. Now you made it look cute.

[–]IrvingI80 0 points1 point ago

Lol that is some lonely man.

[–]hiddleshoran15 0 points1 point ago

I like his mustache. It's awesome.

[–]CaptainAmbiguous 0 points1 point ago

Did you know researchers found that the saliva stimulated by chewing seemed to neutralize the digestive stomach acid that had leaked into the esophagus, and also seemed to help force fluids back into the stomach and therefore provide heartburn relief?

[–]Phagabeefy 0 points1 point ago

If my cat tried that I would hiss so loud it would jump up and spray brown mist. I would then feel sick and give the the rest of the meal to the dogs.

[–]magictoenail 0 points1 point ago

There's a lot of posts with a similar sentiment to this, but in my experience much more common is the perpetual gum offerer.

"Wanna stick of gum?"

"No not really"

"ARE YOU SUUUURE?"

"Yes I'm fucking sure."

[–]MillzwooT 0 points1 point ago

It seems like he gets more sad every time... :(

[–]frozenveinz 0 points1 point ago

That is what I imagine hell would be like. And the cat is satan.

[–]theBeefyRhino 0 points1 point ago

Yet another 'fixed' post with no reference to the original.

Is it just assumed that everyone saw the original? Or does it not relate enough to include a link to it? If it doesn't, why bother adding the 'fixed' suffix?

[–]juicy-tomato 0 points1 point ago

It's shit like this why I absolutely love cats. Not afraid of anything

[–]Ninja0verkill 0 points1 point ago

I don't like that cat.. >:-(

[–]cuppincayk 0 points1 point ago

I can't chew gum, so my friends are always pleasantly rewarded while I just get depressed :(

[–]BobMorane31 0 points1 point ago

Poor bold Frank Zappa =(

[–]elfboyslim 0 points1 point ago

Whoa whoa whoa kitty cat, you better stop eating those or you're gonna get a wicked bad tummy ache.

[–]Deadeye5 0 points1 point ago

ahh..DOH!...ohh..DOH!....ah haa... DOH!....this time...DOH!

[–]SpaceManAndy 0 points1 point ago

When did gum become such a hot commodity? I see this all over Reddit. I don't get it. They sell gum at every convenience store everywhere, and many vending machines. And it is pretty cheap. Just go buy some gum.

[–]JFDreddit -1 points0 points ago

That's my cat! WTF is he doing there? That cat looks and acts exactly like mine! He is so well known in the neighborhood that we had to change his name.

[–]shelbymarie00 -1 points0 points ago

Someones actually done that to me..

[–]spongyiq -1 points0 points ago

Poor guys like okay...

[–]JayHChrist -1 points0 points ago

L...Luigi?

[–]lilmonstersyd -1 points0 points ago

i need dis

[–]funkydo -1 points0 points ago

Was wondering why your friends eat your gun. Although it sort of made sense....

[–]SweatpantsDV -1 points0 points ago

Cats got no type of manners.

[–]mike213player213 -1 points0 points ago

I raise you to beef jerky

[–]lolcrap -4 points-3 points ago

Gandhi?

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