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all 54 comments

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 40 points41 points ago

Wow. That really took the high road given the material.

[–]Degospectacular 30 points31 points ago

Oh, the Tacoswap. So hot.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

[–]jstock23 1 point2 points ago

clever

[–]shittycappuccino 15 points16 points ago

Ah, fuck.. I need to get... back to work.....

[–]SgtSteel55 12 points13 points ago

What a tacoswap. There needs to be a tacompilation of hardcore and dirty swaps like this.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

It's shit like this that makes me procrastinate on life.

[–]Capn_Cook 10 points11 points ago

There should be a tacoswap subreddit

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 5 points6 points ago

Make it happen. Ill subscribe to that

[–]Capn_Cook 0 points1 point ago

[–]kegar 6 points7 points ago

Me taco, you taco

[–]carsonfayleg 5 points6 points ago

I've had enough of the internet for today.

[–]SenioritaRetrato 4 points5 points ago

I can't stop watching....

[–]pdsvwf 2 points3 points ago

Someone uses Aperture Science Repulsion Gel.

[–]LibertarianGuy 5 points6 points ago

Two girls, one taco.

[–]Q_the_Avenger 3 points4 points ago

laughed until my boyfriend yelled at me for being too loud during NCIS

[–]catsclaw 14 points15 points ago

Why are you dating someone in their 60s?

[–]Q_the_Avenger 18 points19 points ago

he has a pool

[–]alejo699 1 point2 points ago

Regurgitaco!

[–]verbalpunchingbag 1 point2 points ago

at work and i feel better now. thank you.

[–]paintballlslag2 1 point2 points ago

If you know what I mean.

[–]kongo19 1 point2 points ago

Wait...what?

[–]spongbawb 1 point2 points ago

this is funnier the 22nd time

[–]anonymousHacker 1 point2 points ago

Fancy a repost?

[–]aoskunk 1 point2 points ago

im never sure what the catalyst for masturbation is going to be on any given night.

[–]bugbubbmike 0 points1 point ago

Two girls and a taco!!! Awesome

[–]kowycz 2 points3 points ago

[–]Shamson 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, her face reminds me of a dog. I think it's something to do with her eyes. I don't know.

[–]MrFreakins 0 points1 point ago

I have one question.

Why?!

[–]lwalsh2013 0 points1 point ago

Shotgunning a taco? Sweet.

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

what. the. fuck?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's a fancy taco.

[–]Aedalas 0 points1 point ago

Do you want a taco?

Do you find every thought you have's about it?

Do you wake every second you're without it?

[–]rompasaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

i feel like there needs to be a nigel thornberry here

[–]ForsakkenMerc 0 points1 point ago

Dafuq did I just witness?

[–]Kookoouchu 0 points1 point ago

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen on Reddit. I love you OP.

[–]tidux 0 points1 point ago

Asha is horrified at attempted incest. Theon replies with tacos.

[–]ellamayhem 0 points1 point ago

I stared at this for far too long.

[–]redfox13 0 points1 point ago

Is anyone else reminded of Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka when seeing this...

[–]xTreeLine 0 points1 point ago

Oh gosh I'm crying from the laughter

[–]KyleProEdition 0 points1 point ago

That's enough internet for me today... only because everything else will be lackluster in comparison.

[–]wiithepiiple 0 points1 point ago

You're new to the internet, aren't you?

[–]GreyFoxSolid 0 points1 point ago

And here I thought I was in r/9gag.

[–]Demitramiky 0 points1 point ago

I reckon it should be a penis.... Js

[–]Flankly 0 points1 point ago

this is beautiful

[–]PX4Storm 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a Bedazzled taco

[–]haeynous 0 points1 point ago

Needs more BRAZZERS.

[–]speakeazy 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit. I always figured a taco swap involved two ladies exchanging personal sauce, but this is waaaay better.

[–]TheFluxIsThis -1 points0 points ago

wat

[–]tronn4 -1 points0 points ago

All right, who's got the dildo version?!

[–]Ph3dUp -2 points-1 points ago

Looks more like a chalupa.

[–]memeaddictedchick -3 points-2 points ago

Her eye color is like..a golden brown if something. Pretty. Lol

[–]rhythmlizard -3 points-2 points ago

is that a new word for penis?